Joyanna Adams

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The Democratic 2020 Contenders: Party On Garth!

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The democratic race for the White House is on. Last time we had a gazillion republicans, and this year, for the ‘race’ to the cable news ‘cha ching-ching’ excitement and for your entertainment, we will have even MORE democrats debating for your delight.

Yes, this time, the  democrats are going to be at each other’s throat…So, let’s take a look at the possible candidates so far:

Star power Nobody rating system:  1-10.

Elizabeth Warren: She’s got the looks of an Amish school teacher, who just came in from the field from slopping the pigs. It’s an image she wants you to keep in your head, as she is running on the “Free healthcare, free tuition, free sex, and free DNA tests for everyone!” platform.

No doubt, she will give out free beer at all her very ‘small’ campaign stops. She wants to tax the rich, just as long as it’s not her, because she DOES have a lot of money. But, for the first WOMAN American president?

Naw. I give her a 3.

Kamala Harris: Barack’s baby sister, who nobody knows if she is really eligible. She slept her way to the top, and is proud of it.

Hollywood will love her.

But not New York:

Cuomo made the comment on Twitter after an alt-right conspiracy theorist and provocateur falsely said Harris is ineligible for the Oval Office because her father, a Jamaican immigrant, and her mother, an Indian immigrant, were not legal residents for five years before her birth.

Hey…. Obama was from Kenya, and as far as we know, Kamala sounds like a Muslim name and she could be a Muslim…and what’s her middle name again? What’s important is that she is a mulatto like Obama. Dark, but white. And a woman, Nothing else really matters to the democrats.

She is full-blown socialist who promises health care for all, college tuition for all, probably and ONLY if you can pass the citizen diversity reprogramming classes. Open borders fanatic.

Oh, and no guns. She might be popular in California, but I give her a 3 also.

Hillary Clinton: You KNOW she’s going to run again, if only for the money, and so she can keep herself out of jail.  She and Bill were in Puerto Rico over the weekend complaining that Trump is not sending more “relief” money for the last hurricane that they can steal some of it.

Wait, did I just say that? Of course I did. Hillary’s needs money to run.

She’s got a new haircut, and is clearly planning on winning Florida this time…and getting more Puerto Rican’s to Florida is essential. Once again, I give her a…2.

Cory Booker. Jimmy Carter supports him. It was that Sparta moment, no doubt that Jimmy loved.

He’s radical, annoying, and his eyes pop out when he talks. I give him a …2.

Joe Biden: Everybody says he’ll win just because everybody know him, but that’s EXACTLY the reason he would lose. Everybody knows him. I don’t need to say anymore. I give him a 3. 

Oprah: She WANTS to run, but she won’t because her best friend wants to run, and she wouldn’t DARE upset that. And that is..

Michelle Obama: She has the best chance so far, because she could get some of the blacks to vote again. Nevertheless, while the press would love it, all we’d have to do is remember the eight years of Obama. She might get a divorce, or they’d admit Obama was gay. Ha ha…okay, stop it.
I’ll give her a five. Her racist remarks will kill her right out of the gate. It’s getting too old.

“If Michelle Obama runs, then [it’s] ‘Kamala who?’ and ‘Joe who?’ and ‘Howard who?’ and ‘all the rest of them who?’” Limbaugh said. “I do believe that she’s thinking about it.”

Then there is this guy: I think he’s from China, and plans to give everyone $1,000 to elect him! On that alone, I’ll give him a 4. We had a Muslim President, why not a Chinese guy?

Kristen Gillibrand: I know nothing about this women except she is a be #MeToo woman, and her name alone will doom her “President Gillibrand…oh President Gillibrand.” Sounds like a bread commercial, or a new name for soft bathroom tissue: Gillibrand.

Julian Castro: You KNOW there had to be at least one communist sounding Hispanic in the mix, right? What can of diversity panel can you claim, if it’s all women and no Hispanic women? Come on. I give him a 1. We’ve  already HAD one leader named after a communist.

Eric Holder: He want’s to run too. But, he’s really creepy. Come on. Besides being a racist socialist, he just couldn’t hold a crowd for over 5 minutes. I give him a 2.

Howard Schultz: Here’s the only guy who could actually GET more votes that any democrat on this ticket. He is offering all the same free stuff, he just wants the COMPANIES to pay for it all! Not the taxpayers. The people will LOVE that.

Can you even imagine the panic the democrats are having right now? Ha ha ha. I saw him today, and I think he really believes he can do it. I give him a 5.

Now, one more name:

George Clooney. 

I actually think, or have thought, that his behavior over the last two years, have shown that he REALLY wants to be President. He married the right women, he hangs out with the Royals, he loves the U.N., and yet, he’s an actor. He could lie with the best of them, and he can look good. His wife can look good. And since America is so smitten by good looks, I’m surprised they do not run him. He’d have to really prepare to beat Trump.

He HATES Trump, and Hollywood would bend over backwards to help him. So would the EU, the Pope, May, Macron, Merkel….he would send America’s money everywhere again.

I know, nobody thinks this but me, but we shall see. It’s a long way to 2020

 

January 29, 2019 - Posted by | American History, Presidential Elections, Uncategorized | , ,

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