Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Like Frogs Croaking in a Pond.

Nobody Wins

Wow. What didn’t I see?

I watched the democratic debate on NBC and then switched to FOX who showed questions and answers that I NEVER saw on NBC. Which means NBC edited it.

Nobody Wins when people who DON’T have cable did not hear the immigration or the abortion questions.

Interesting.

It was all about pushing for the typical socialist politics.

Guns off the streets: Dealing with Mitch McConnell to get Supreme Court Justices: Universal Health Care: Climate Change: And prosecuting Trump when he gets out of office because:

NO ONE IS About the law.

I agree with the President: It was boring.

Elizabeth Warren had center stage, but she comes off as a second-grade teacher. Tried to explain her ‘education’ at the end which was REALLY confusing. But both her brothers were in the military, and she will FIGHT! Or she’ll send in her brothers. Guns are a public health emergency, so if you are shot and killed it will be paid for by Obamacare I guess. She will deal with Mitch as head of the Senate because America is a democracy. (Uh..no, it’s a representative republic, but don’t tell her.)

Cory Booker: Bug eyes—took credit for blacks getting a second chance out of jail when it was Trump that did it. Need to get all guns, and stop the black lynching, because as we all know, even black actors are turning up in police stations with nooses around their necks. “I will GET that gun.” Thinks all of America are democrats because he hears gun shots every night where he lives. Always took on the bullies…with LGBT love. In fact, he might just  BE Buddy Love!

Julian Castro: He’s running for President of South America, and Puerto Rico. He even LOOKS like a big avocado. He would give all state of the union speeches in Spanish.

BETO Bomb: Rich kid with a bleeding heart, most political BS lines of the night. Believes Trump worked with Russia. Should be impeached, then punished. He would go back to the Paris Accords because we all need to be ‘respected.’ He looks DOWN a lot. I think he’s trying to hide his nose. Once President, all money will go to Texas and Florida’s poor farmers.

Klobuchar: Wants the kids to do everything. She was in the military. (Wants those GOP votes.) And we should all pay for child care. She’s about the most boring of the women. Black women need to get paid more. She can win in Ohio. (Ooooookay.)

Tim Ryan: Hey guys! We are NOT connecting with the middle of the country! Said only the rich elites on the coast, putting the only truth bomb in the middle of a debate. (Who knew?) Concerned that a $130 million-dollar drone was shot down, money we could have spent on a school. Good thing he wasn’t born in 1945. America rebuilt Germany, AND Japan, and WWII was VERY expensive.  But— he was VERY excited.

Jay Inslee (Who?) Miami will SOON be under water, where he will be saved by Al Gore in his yacht. Yes, the world is about to be destroyed and he wants to save it for one kid: his grandchild. He is the ONLY candidate who will save the planet. He looked high.

De Blasio: Highlight of the night? His dad killed himself due to war memories. His black kid is STILL scared of white cops. Only Congress can start a war. He was the only one who knew to LOOK into the camera. Russia is our biggest threat. He gave away free child care in New York….but probably not for the cops.

John Delaney: I simply can’t remember his face, can you? Except he wants universal health care. Find the America that has been lost. (Stole that from Trump.) Bald I think. Sounded like a GOP. DINO?

Rep Gabbard from Hawaii: Soldier. She would give her life for gays, and green energy. Thinks we should get out of all wars, and countries. The rich and powerful control us. Nice gray streaks added to her hair to make her look…older.

And the punch line of the night?

Who is the biggest threat?
China, Nuclear war, China, Iran. Climate Change. China, Climate Change, China, Russia.

And Donald Trump.

Who drew the biggest applause of the night. FINALLY, a Name everyone could recognize!

Yep. Boring. Like listening to frogs croak in a pond.

June 26, 2019 Posted by | political races, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

   

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