This week, we have Obama VS James Taylor, a homeless man who was arrested in Florida for getting just a little bit too rowdy after forgetting just how many beers he’s had. Let’s just say, he lost count somewhere between 1 and 45.
HUDSON, Florida (AP) — A man told Pasco County Sheriff’s deputies he had about 10 beers too many as he celebrated his birthday. Fifty-eight-year-old James Taylor says he drank 48 beers on Thursday evening, prompting a stern lecture from a deputy for causing a disturbance at Hudson Beach.
Yes, James Taylor, who is actually better looking than the original so one can only hope he’s not related, got his name on the national news for having a little too much to drink on his birthday.
I know the feeling—it was my birthday yesterday, and I got so tipsy on one Bahama Mama, that I went out and bought a fake Christmas Palm Tree with Christmas lights on it, as a present to myself, just because I have to annoy my neighbors somehow.
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Rum will do that to you. I didn’t have a beach, so I got the next best thing. I now have my own Corona Ad in my Library. Next year, I’ll put in a little kiddie pool.
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(Reader wonders: Is she sober yet?)
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And then, there’s the one man who has the highest running quotient of not being perfect, in fact, this time, we can assume he will never get to that status.
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Ever.
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Since Obama started bombing Libya, most of the nation are crying, “foul” because he never got permission from Congress. Some at the Pentagon are insisting that he is going against the Constitution.
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To which he said, “Well, I had ten beers too many.”
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Okay, he didn’t say that. But he got his lawyers to say this:
White House counsel, Robert Bauer, and the State Department legal adviser, Harold H. Koh — who argued that the United States military’s activities fell short of “hostilities.” Under that view, Mr. Obama needed no permission from Congress to continue the mission unchanged.
As you can see from the bombing pictures taken in Libya, a bomb is not hostile. It will kill you, but in NO WAY is it hostile.
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Good to know that the winner this week in the Nobody’s Perfect contest is, once again, our President, who unfortunately, will not be walking on the beach in Hudson Florida, any time soon, but what’s stopping Congress?
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Nobody would love it more, than to see the entire Democratic Members of Congress getting arrested for drinking too many beers on Hudson Beach. After all, if you’re going to be worthless, you might as well get drunk and get out of the way. I suggest…ten Bahama Mama’s, a life jacket, and James Taylor on the IPod. Maybe if I can get them all drunk enough, they’ll follow me into the ocean.
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Did I just say that? How many beers is that? I’m ten over?
I was watching this young black kid, while waiting for my pizza tonight. He was about sixteen–tall, skinny kid— and he was pacing back and forth, while talking into his cell phone. After having read every single advertisement in the crowded little foyer, the only other option I had to ease my boredom, was to try to eaves drop on his phone conversations.
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Forget it. I couldn’t understand one single word.
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He was speaking English I think, but it was his own version. At first glance, he looked like all the young black kids in the neighborhood. He had jeans on with all of seven VERY big holes in the knees and down the legs. ( I counted them.) But, at closer look, there was no doubt, they were brand new. You can always tell new jeans, they have a fresh, never-been-washed or stained look. You can buy them all ripped up now…it’s the latest fad.
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His stripped polo shirt was also brand new. And his tennis shoes…red and black– very expensive and not a spot on them. He was talking on a rather expensive cell phone. And yet, the boy did not want to appear rich. He wanted to appear “poor” and “in” which this year seems to be the “I’m a victim of black racism” look.
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Okay, I admit— I once wore bell bottoms with a psychedelic jacket, and even for a joke, bought myself an afro wig, at sixteen, and wore it when I played pool. (see picture) Looking like a poor black revolutionary was VERY cool at the time. (I blame Sly Stone, but that’s me.) While I looked a bit…befuddled in my “cool” wig, the kid today actually looked very nice, despite his attempts to distance himself from any kind of decency. Outside, his mother (who had never learned how to park evidently, or didn’t care) was waiting for him in her beautiful yellow Mercedes Benz.
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I forgot about him at once, but while I was eating my pizza at home in my kitchen table, the local news anchors were discussing how every night they were going to feature a person on FACEBOOK. (Like we care.) Up came a big face of some girl, and they were telling us what she likes, what her hobbies are…and I thought: Man…the news hour has gone completely under some far-out social agenda here. Hadn’t I recently read about a man named Wael Ghonim, the Google executive who helped organized Egypt’s protests? After his brief one day arrest, he stood before the worshiping crowd of young Muslims, and said: “I am not a hero, OK? I am not a hero, I am a very ordinary person. The heroes are the ones in he street.”
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Spoken like a true revolutionary. Beam me up, Trotsky.
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Nobody also remembers that not too long ago, ‘President’ Obama had called all the big CEOs of Facebook, Apple, Google, and many more titans of the internet to the White House to have a private conference with him.
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Coincidence?
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Do bedbugs like beds? Do roaches like old Fritos? Did a Wiener actually take a picture of his wiener?
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And, didn’t I just hear over the weekend that the riots last weekend in Boston were organized? So organized that the police were overwhelmed.
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This was on Drudge:
The troopers called for backup. State Police streamed in, State Police Special Tactical Operations teams and Boston SWAT teams arrived, and the Boston Police Department activated its Emergency Deployment Teams, which brought officers into South Boston from all over the city. State, Boston, Boston Housing, UMass, and Transit Police responded, for a total of more than 100 police officers. Police said the gang members are part of a group of more than 1,000 youths who have used social media sites like Facebook to plan unruly gatherings on the beach on three of the past four nights.
Oh boy…what FUN it is to be in the “in” crowd and go to a big riot party! Wow. Pass the drugs…man.
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Boston has had its black/white issues for some time now, but the national news has all but covered it up. And Boston wasn’t the only city that had “gang” problems: Miami had a gang shooting in South Beach, Myrtle had a big riot at the Black Bike Event, Rochester Beach was closed down due to gangs running among the families on the beach, and a Nashville Water Park had to close early, first time on a Memorial Weekend, due to the trouble being caused by…blacks. There, I said the obvious. BUT…good thing I’m not a cop, because JUST IN TIME to save his FACEBOOK gang of brothers, Obama has come out with both racist guns wailing.
In a marked shift from the Bush administration, President Obama’s Justice Department is aggressively investigating several big urban police departments for systematic civil rights abuses such as harassment of racial minorities, false arrests, and excessive use of force.
Buckle-up boys…keep those batons in your belt.
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Does Obama WANT the riots to go on? Is that why the hard-line with the police?
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There is an excellent piece on WorldNet Daily by Mychal Massie that answers this important question today. He claims that the Obama’s do NOT like white people, and go on to explain their deep connections with Marxists’. He says that Michelle is behind much of this. (See here.)
Michelle Obama has a deep contempt for white people in America – something she has not been shy in making expressly clear for those who have cared to listen. Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn are committed Marxist-Leninists. (Michelle worked for them.) And it stands to reason no law firm hires outside of its comfort zone – so it is that the elements came together to meld the Obama’s into what they are today, i.e., Marxist-Leninists people blindly think are liberals.
So there you have it. The Obama’s are using the FACEBOOK to get the young, blacks to riot….again. It’s the same old Marxists from the sixties, coming back for one more time. Something tells me, it’s going to take more than that to make us all bow to the Marxists philosophy. He forgets…some of us old hippies remember the sixties, including the riots and the bad wigs….even the old revolutionary black ones who are driving Mercedes and buying their kids expensive cell phones. We do NOT want to go back there
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Obamacare hasn’t killed us all off yet.
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So, our youth are once again being manipulated. They want to be “in,”— it’s the nature of the young. FACEBOOK is a perfect way to gather them all to get together and act stupid, and they will never know, until they are old, that they were being manipulated by Marxists. I know, I didn’t figure out, well into my thirties.
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On the other hand, In Australia, the police soon will be able to slap fines of up to $240 dollars on people for using offensive words or phrases.
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If Obama gets reelected, the riots will get worse, and THEN, I might move to Australia!. I’ll just talk like that kid I heard today in the Pizza pallor.
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They won’t be able to understand a word I’m saying.
The big Irish idiot in the White House last week, made a big Irish fool of himself..without even drinking one pint of Irish ale, by demanding that the Jews give half of that little sliver of land floating among a sea of camel-munchers, to the camel munchers themselves. We all thought the world was going to end with this statement…but it didn’t, instead Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israeli, came over and gently told the young Irish two-year-old brat that the Jews have suffered a long time, and will not go willingly to be slaughtered…AGAIN…and by the way Mr. President, you have a great people, maybe you ought to listen to them.
In other words, we had to watch a much smarter man sit and talk to our embarrassing President, as if he were a child. He’s not the only one who thinks Obamamullingan is just a lot of Irish malarkey. Watch this video on Gene Simmons, (above) who being a Jew, admitted that he voted for Obama, but is giving him a failed grade in the manners of the world. Make Gene a dictator for six months, and he’ll put everything back in order, he says. So said, Donald Trump. And probably so will say a man who has finally tossed his hat into the ring, CEO of Godfather’s pizza, Herman Cain. The good thing about Herman is, he will more than likely not claim to be Irish to get votes…
And speaking of Irish…
Nobody’s Perfect…Obama is going to Ireland this week to visit his ancestral home. Yes Obama is part Irish. He’d be putting on that Irish face of his, giving up his “blackness” for a week, and going for the luck of the Irish pot-of-gold: votes from the Tammery Hall. In reflection of this, Nobody wonders if Irish dancers will be invited back to the White House, so that Michelle will learn to River Dance. Frankly, I’d LOVE to see her try it. You have to hold your top very still, and move all of your bottom–very fast. Face it, she’s not built for it.
And speaking of dancing,
Nobody Cares that I’m doing a bit of an Irish jig myself over the fact that Oprah the Winbag and Katie the Collie, are both leaving our prime time TV programs at the same time! Well, okay—So Oprah is not going away. Her new program OWN Cable Winfrey is doing terrible, and that fact alone is worth a few fairy twirls around Dublin. (Yes, I’ll be a fairy for a day..)
And speaking of fairies… Nobody Wins when the x-President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, decides that the guy he put in to take orders from him while he pretended not to be still in power, has decided that he wants to stay in power. So, Putin is getting rid of him, by having another election where he will make sure he wins, and therefore he will stay dictator until he dies. Many at the Kremlin are happy, because there is only so many times you can listen to “Whole Lotta Love” in one decade, before wanting to resort to drinking Irish Whiskey for breakfast.
And speaking of drinking…
Nobody Wonders how much alcohol is going to be consumed in California when Kate and her merry boy William visit Hollywood. Victoria Beckham has ordered her baby taken OUT of her tiny little tummy, just so she can be ready to party. Having said that, this nobody is very jealous because it is said that Kate and William are going to visit Yosemite to see the Redwood trees.
Nobody Fool: Yes, we have here in America, one of the grandest forests in the world. Not that I have seen it. But, then again…I’d say the young Royal couple. are nobody’s fools. They have picked an excellent honeymoon spot in Yosemite. Hopefully, they’ll leave Elton John at home.
And speaking of homes..
Nobody Knows if Sarah Palin is going to run for the Presidency. She did a Hilary Clinton, and bought a home in Scottsdale, Arizona, so that she can run for Senator, and then go on to run for President. Right—the “I love Alaska and NEVER want to leave it” woman is moving to the desert, far away from the Northern lights, and snow, and mountains…and…
What can I say? I can say that…
Nobody Reports Pakistan wants China to build a Navy Base right on its own shores. China and Pakistan are joining military forces. They have said if we attack Pakistan, it will be considered the same as if we attacked China. In the meantime, our great Western leaders, the Queen and Obama, are going to see the Irish? Are the Irish going to help us fight China?
Nothing like bringing a shovel to a nuclear-war fight.
Nobody thinks that the only answer to WHY all the crazy and suicidal decisions are being made by our ‘President’, and I’m sure Gene Simmons would agree, is that Obama has done way too much Viagra.
Yes, Viagra, it is being reported, makes you deaf. Our Irish President does not hear a word anyone is saying, therefore, he is clueless.
And Nobody Flashes that I hear thunder…so what does that tell you?
I have never taken Viagra, and I suggest ..you all stop.
Americans were shocked today. Shocked. At least those who remember the holocaust of the Jews, because our President just TRIED to give the land of the Jews to the Arabs today. The fact that it’s not his to give evidently did not occur to him. Everyone heard the man who wants to rule the world today, and those with a knowledge of history, shivered with thoughts of coming mass graves. Sure, he said we stand with Israel, but, only if Israel gives up…all hope of survival. Israel is saying: with friends like these, who needs enemies?
I once heard President George W. Bush say: Hey..what do you want…WWIII? As if WWIII was just a stone’s throw away. And so, if you are Obama, with the power to jump start a world war, being a revolutionist at heart, wouldn’t you do it?
That’s exactly what he is trying to do. Right now, Israel, is like a little piece of bread floating on top of a lake full of Japanese coi fish. They don’t stand a chance. Obama just opened the gates.
The Palestinians, none of whom are native to that land, cry out like little welfare babies, because their own Sheiks and Imams will not give them a dime. Arafat was the biggest fat cat of them all. How many billions did he keep in Swiss bank accounts, while his own people starved? They live in tyranny, and that’s certainly not the fault of the Jews. In fact, the Jews have kept many of them employed over the years.
But the Muslim religion is a tyrannical poison, one that Obama prefers, and the sooner the deniers get onto that fact, the better. In his “I love the Muslims” speech today, he promised billions of dollars to send to all the Muslims nations…starting with Egypt. Did Congress sanctioned this?
How embarrassed was this little nobody to hear a President of the United States dictate what he wants to happen in the Middle East. And if the Muslims will do his “hope and change” to his liking..he promises them billions. Oh…and forget those debts you own us guys— just let us send our Wal-Marts, GM, McDonalds, Disney, GE, and uh…you know, get you all fixed up with democracy. And it’s okay if YOUR democracy is full of radical extreme Muslims ruled by Sharia law, which will hate America…as long as you let in GE…we’re okay with that.
Obama knows eight out of ten Muslims want the Jews to die. Evidently that little tiny country of Israel…well, it’s just not important anymore. I mean…we got all the big Jews with the real money in America…the Spielberg’s, the Wall Street guys,… Is Israel is just a big piece of sand to them? What else are we suppose to think? We NEVER hear the rich Jews say a word, and they pour money to Obama and the Democrats. They have global markets.
So, what does this tell you? The unions are already in Egypt. Why…it’s starting to look like Obama is working for the big guys after all. Here in America, we just heard that, forget the five-dollar light bulb…you will pay fifty. What did Obama say to that? Nothing.
Don’t mess with Obama and his people.
And speaking of their own people, even his progressive black professors are up in arms. Cornel West, that bastion of Afro sheen, said this: “Obama is the black mascot of Wall Street oligarchs and a black puppet of corporate plutocrats.”
Oh…gee…are you just figuring out Obama lies?
What disturbed me the most, was the insidious way Obama warned Israel, not to fight his wishes by telling them that, with the new technology today…Israel cannot defend itself. Don’t even try.
It seems the whole world of sanity now depends on that one great leader: Netanyahu, who said today:
“Among other things,” Netanyahu reminded Obama, “those commitments relate to Israel not having to withdraw to the 1967 lines which are both indefensible and which would leave major Israeli population centers in Judea and Samaria beyond those lines.” “Those commitments also ensure Israel’s well-being as a Jewish state by making clear that Palestinian refugees will settle in a future Palestinian state rather than in Israel.”
If it were me, I’d would have called his hand and said, “Mr. President, it’s not up to you what the people of Israel does with its land, and I’m offended that you claim to believe in democracy but your action are just like a dictator. But you are not King of the Jews. My heart goes out to your people.”
You know, this same logic can be used here. We will be told we must give Texas back to Mexico because, it’s really not ours. And if you think Obama would not have a problem with that, then you also think the Wailing Wall should be built into a Muslim mall, with all the latest top-end brand names like Ralph Laren, Gucci, and Taco Bell.
I cannot print what I was saying to my TV set today, but I will take an email written and sent to Obama, by a very famous actor named Peter Fonda, that reflects my feelings too. He was upset by the way Obama handled the oil spill.
“I sent an email to President Obama saying, ‘You are a f(expletive) traitor,’ using those words… ‘You’re a traitor, you allowed foreign boots on our soil telling our military — in this case the coastguard — what they can and could not do, and telling us, the citizens of the United States, what we could or could not do’.”
That about sums it up.
Welcome back Peter, now, go talk to that idiot sister of yours, and if she doesn’t listen, send her a one-way ticket to Cario. They have tanks there just waiting for her to sit on.
What do you do when you’re the President of the United States, and one of your good buddies, who sat in the very same pews of the church you went to growing up…where you both listened to the racist Reverend Wright, who was also mentor to you both..is now a famous rapper? Why…you invite him to the White House for a party!
Yes, Obama’s buddy, Rapper Common, likes to brag about killing cops, (He loves guns) and so, Obama felt in order to make sure he keeps the young black vote, he invited Common to the White House to rant his poetry…poetry, which our President must actually agree with, because Common doesn’t like cops. Obama, if you remember, shares the same sentiment. He once called some cops ‘”really stupid”.
This action is not playing well out in Copland. They are asking themselves…do poetry and guns really mix?
So, what does Obama do to sooth the anger of the rest of the nation, not to mention all those cops that are offended? Why, you honor them right away at the White House! With a great photo-op! “We appreciate you service — you have our support,” Obama said during the annual White House ceremony for the National Association of Police Organizations.
And like a good politician, Obama is no fool. He blamed the poetry reading on Michelle, his wife, who said she liked to write and write and write..most of her life, and write some more, about all the anger and abuse she received as a black woman…all those $400,000 checks she had to cash, that beautiful home in Chicago…really, it’s a wonder she is still suffering so much that she must invite racist poets to the White House, but, apparently it’s so.
Next Wednesday Night’s Cocktail Party at the White House…(It’s a regular affair now) …for the night’s entertainment…Joe Biden will…count to ten, and show pictures of Osama’s diary…which he is mentioned in as being so little of a threat, he is NOT worth putting on a hit list.
Uzi’s, will be checked at the door, unless of course, you’re the rapper Common.
He’s dead, Osama bin Laden is dead…and here’s proof: This picture was taken right before he was shot. As you can tell by the look on his face, he KNOWS he is going to die, and he is looking forward to raping 72 virgins because the “wife” he had been living with for the past seven years was not exactly a “looker” as was reported. She wasn’t much of a cook either. Osama was found with food money in his pocket. All those pizza deliveries. Nobody ever suspected Osama would order pizza, because NOBODY in Pakistan eats pizza. It was a clever disguise.
It’s been an insane couple of days…first…Obama took full credit. He masterminded the whole operation in between celebrity fund raisers. In fact, he got the help of some of the best minds in Hollywood in planning the whole thing..right down to the dogs. Yes— it was the man who said “Yes I CAN!” who got Osama, and so, these fine articles of men’s underwear are being sold to the public in celebration. (underwear comes in all sizes, EVEN Obama’s…in case you were wondering)
Obama, being the tech savvy guy that he is, even made everyone at the White House watch the murder in real time…the murder video that of course, doesn’t exist.
AND THEN…all hell broke lose on all cable channels. Why…it was Bush and Cheney who should get the credit, because if not for the water boarding, the day of reckoning would not have happened. At least President Bush was not afraid to show the sons of Saddam on a couple of slabs. We watched Saddam being hung, and that was pretty sweet.
The sound of water boarding makes Obama nervous, because he almost drowend in Hawaii when he was just a baby…only a month old. The governer was there that day, and saved him…just ask him.
And, Nobody Remembers that at those gruesome sights, nobody in the Middle East went ballistic over those pictures released by President Bush. But Osama? That’s different, because we now we have a President that respects a Muslim even if he murdered thousands all over the world…he DESERVES our respect. And…and…he wouldn’t want the Muslims to show our slain boys bodies on the internet.
Spoken like a true golfer. Daniel Pearl is really a rock band.
Only a Muslim would give a man who had orchestrated the biggest attack in the history of our country full Muslim funereal rights.
Yes, he is a Muslim, and on some days, he’s a Christian, and sometimes, he pretends to worship Bali…and his wife now does the Dougie. (No offense to Doug Powers..whom I’m sure is very happy that Michelle named a dance after him.)
Obama has decided because he wouldn’t want the rest of the world to show pictures of OUR guys on the Internet…he’s keeping Osama’s death photos to himself, so he is not going to give us any satisfaction.
We have to take his word on the matter In other words…I don’t HAVE to show you. (Re-elect me..and I’ll think about it.)
The best part of the last two days is EVERYONE, with very few exceptions kept saying OBAMA when the meant to say OSAMA…and then had to apologize right and left, and that was at least more entertaining than watching the liberals and conservatives all try to take credit for what some brave young soldiers actually did.
Whatever.
One thing you can be sure: If you actually see the pictures of the guys who took out Osama on your TV…being presented with metals by Joe Biden, remember…Seal Team Six…does not exist. So therefore say a big prayer for whoever those guys are. They, and their families will become prime targets.
But that’s not Obama’s concern. The purpose is to make him look good.
He’s the man. Yes…he can.
(And yes…it was Bush and Cheney who should get more credit, not Obama…but they do NOT have the nifty underwear now do they?)
I posted this just to remind my readers NOT to forget, while Obama savoys his one and only victory with the death of Bin Laden, (which is really Bush’s , but that’s another blog) there are millions of anal-attentive tweebs very vigorously searching each and every rock and pebble to find the final proof that Obama San Lama has once again, manipulated the minions of worn, weary, and tired citizens, who, when not trying to find the roof on their house, or the car that floated away in the flood, –really believe he was born in the USA.
The others could give a crap, because he’s black.
Not that we should care at this point, because no one in their right mind would prosecute him…Harry Reid would sell his soul to the devil before he let that happen.
Wait…he already did that?
Nevertheless…this is a puzzle we can handle, as this guy has done a really smashing job! It’s starting to get fun!
I must admit…since I have trouble even turning my PRINTER on…when the Market Ticker guy got technical…I was a little fuzzy on the reds and blues…
BUT…having said that, he made an excellent point! And I agree.
NOW…that we know he is not an American, we can get on his other failures. I’ll be searching Youtube….
In the movie, “The Untouchables,” there is a scene where Sean Connery, (who plays an Irish cop named Malone) advises Kevin Costner, (who played Eliot Ness) how to fight Al Capone, the most famous murdering mobster in American History:
Malone:You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. “That’s the *Chicago* way! And that’s how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I’m offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?
Why do I bring this up? Because last night at the Washington Correspondence dinner, our “Chicago way” ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama did his best Al Capone classless imitation, and he was gunning straight for Donald Trump’s head. Trump had pulled a knife, so Obama bought a machine gun to the fight, just to make sure everyone knew one more time…who won. I speak of course, about Donald Trump forcing Obama to show his “birth certificate.”
At least a good half of the show, with a few other nasty cuts on conservatives and media pundits thrown in for posterity—was entirely orchestrated to humiliate and demoralize Donald Trump right back to the morgue of all men, big or small, who DARE question King Obama..in public.
Obama made sarcastic remarks about how Donald’s ability to make even simple decisions on his show, were mere child’s play next to being President..such as a brilliant President like himself. Then he picked a hit man comedian by the name of Seth “The tooth” Meyers, who continued to gun down the Trump with so much obvious glee, Obama started to look a bit like…”uh…okay..maybe..that’s enough…” Seth called Trump a joke, a conspiracy nut…and a racist, along with the tea party. The only thing they left untouched was Trump’s wife.
CAPONE: I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness. I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!
Like a good soldier, Seth delivered the goods. The jokes were arrows dipped in the bitter poison of a man and his followers, who see Obama as some sort of God or Pharaoh. One wonders if Whoopi wrote them, that’s how bad they were.
To be fair, it’s not anything that has not been said at Fox by Sheppard Smith, Glenn Beck, or anyone else in the media for that matter during the last week. But, as a simple nobody, I thought to myself…is ANYONE going to stick up for Trump in the media after tomorrow?
One already has. Sarah Palin, who is beginning to see the pattern of “Destroy your threats. Cut their throats out. ” did at least admit he had a right to his opinion.
Thank you Sarah.
This was no President. This was no decent person. Obama is NO Jackie Robinson, in fact, he’s not fit to touch his glove. Whatever you might think of Donald Trump, Obama’s vicious attacks, disguised of course as humor, were about the most classless thing from the Office of the Presidency that one will ever witness. This is a mob boss with delusions of, “I’m untouchable, even when my poll numbers are down to nothing. You can’t touch me, don’t even try.”
The dinner started out with a music video flashing rather obnoxiously, the President’s birth certificate (which by the way, lacks the official state seal) and a song saying, “I’m a Real American!” Then, to gun down Donald Trump further, he flashed a video from his birth: A scene from Disney’s Lion King, where Zimba (little Obama ) is presented to the world as the new King of Africa.
Obama then, in his usual smug way, said that most people at FOX would not get the joke while displaying his best stuck-up face in the air at the same time, as if to say, “I AM a proud African, born in Africa, and you can’t touch me!”
Yes, it’s clear…Obama feels untouchable. And why shouldn’t he? We can only wait till 2012, with no one in the running that can even try to beat his powerful connections. Let’s not forget, he robbed the most powerfully connected couple in Washington out of “her” job…not an easy task.
Birthers and Non-Birthers, do have something in common. We are all desperate for anything to control this man..since our Congress is useless. We saw how they handled him in the last budget debate.
Paul Ryan tried, and for that, Paul Ryan got a few golden bullets at the dinner too.
Now, I understand that people (like me) that think we should abide by the Constitution are now being called racists. If you say that one thing in our Constitution doesn’t count..(because we have so many other important things to do) than you can also use that argument for every single law in that document..for instance…gun control…we can’t worry about it…let’s try to defeat him in the next election.
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In the meantime, hold your breathe…who will run against him? Who would dare take on Capone?
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We are broke.— Well, can you or I do anything about our government spending us into oblivion before 2012? (Nope)
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We need to fix our schools desperately.— Do parents have ANY say? Nope. Obama is a Union man. Not going to happen.
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We need to appeal Obamacare.— Yes…and just who do we have to do that?
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We shouldn’t be getting into another war in Libya.— Okay…Why don’t you write Obama a letter?
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WAIT: till the next election…till the election after that…and after that…and after that…and ..work hard to elect good people. (sigh) How about that nifty electronic voting? One push of the button…one flick of the pen. Come on. Every day computers are hacked. Really. Google and Al Gore.
And yet…votes MUST count or our polticians wouldn’t try so hard to convince us of their god-like presence, would they?
The fact is..if the American people FEEL powerless, it’s because..in many ways, they are. The giant apparatus of our overblown, bloviated, corrupt and cancerous government has made sure from every angle, with bribes, cronies, career politicians..you name it, that the little guy THINKS he has power, but actually…not much. They will throw another American Idol Presidential Contest for us, but the cards are already in. Money controls the game. Dick Morris even said Hillary lost because she ran out of money.
Even at the local level, you vote…and the next day you find out…HEY! GUESS WHAT! EVERYONE VOTED FOR A RISE IN TAXES!. Sure. Right. Is it any wonder the people search for a loophole?
It’s a sad fact, that the office of the Presidency has grown with power with each passing President. FDR started it, and each President has taken it and built it into an office that no man or woman can criticize without some kind of retribution. Our government is so far out of line with the Constitution, no wonder it’s so easy to ignore the little rules. Look at what happened to our right to protection of our own property from imminent domain?
Poof. Gone.
Little people are just trying to stay afloat. But be someone, like Donald Trump, who is “mad as hell and won’t take it anymore” and express the feelings of millions…and you’d better duck.
So, back to Al.
Al Capone was hard to catch. They knew he had committed murders, but he ran all of Chicago, the mob was roiling in money…and Eliot Ness could not get him on anything. Every cop, all the judges, you name it, were on Capone’s payroll. That’s a fact. And so, they managed to get his financial records, by force, in a raid.
Listen to this, and picture our untouchable Obama. In fact, take a good look at his photo, and imagine:
Capone:I’m gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I’m gonna mess with him. Somebody steals from me, I’m gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no case. (my emphasis) To speak to me like me, no, to harass peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I’d have a little more self-respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that’s how you know who won.
We saw a lot of King Zimba Capone at the dinner last night, and it’s clear—he thinks he’s untouchable. And that..as every serial killer’s detective cop will tell you…will untimely be…his downfall.
In the meantime, Pass out the bullet proof vests.
UPDATE: Bin Laden was killed a week ago, but Obama choose tonight..the day after his disasterous display of incredible arrogance at the dinner, to release this information in a pre-recorded video. Best to pick “Just the right moment” to release it. Typical politician. Always the next election. Nobody will be talking about this dinner tomorrow, which is a saving grace for you- know- who.
Coincidence? As the powerful and witty Doug Powers would say…I THINK NOT!
Wait…he’s on TV…I, King Obama, singlehandely got the man for 9/11, insuring all you white people, that I am a strong leader. And I…got Bin Laden. (Wow…he KNOWS he screwed up big time)….he said…America…one nation, under God… OH MY GOD…Obama is losing it!
Nevertheless…the glory goes to our soldiers. Thanks guys …we love ya!
Nobody Flashes Email: Today, I was happy with myself that I had gotten the whole house cleaned– everything was in its place, and then I came to my office. Just shoot me. There are papers everywhere: notes, books, shoe boxes filled with old receipts, closets dripping with so much stuff I dare not move anything for fear something will fall. I was feeling downright depressed about how I can’t ever seem to keep my “office” in order, when I got this email.
A Person’s Mind and His Desk.
There’s an old saying that seems to apply: Creative minds are rarely tidy. I’ve used that often to explain my desk/workspace. Here we see the workspaces of William F. Buckley, Nat Hentoff, Albert Einstein, and a guy from Kenya.
My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived.”
John Adams
The most remembered moment of Obama’s speech this week was Vice President, Joe Biden, who was sleeping . Joe was so inspired, that he took a nap. Either that or he was bored. If you look at the black lady behind him, and the woman who can hardly keep her head up right in back of him… he wasn’t the only one bored. So…here are a few guesses as to what he was thinking, or what Timothy Geithner was thinking:
Tim There he goes again. You don’t see the guy for months, and when he does show up, all he does is sleep. The bastard is faking it. He owes me for covering up all his expenses in Rio, and he doesn’t want to fork out. He’s just pretending to be asleep so he doesn’t have to pay me.
Joe Mary had a little lamb, it’s fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
Tim: God…I’d like to punch the guy…he’s such a moron.
Tim: Couldn’t he have picked someone with a little more class to be VP, like me?
Joe: I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree…
Tim: Look, there’s the camera. I’m NOT going to kick him..I hope they blast him tomorrow.
Joe: Nipples. Honey.
Tim: He doesn’t know it, but I’ve got the numbers to his Cayman account.
Joe: Angelina…baby…
Okay…not many people know that Joe Biden almost died at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, in February 1988, because he had to have surgery to correct an intracranial berry aneurysm that had begun leaking. And while he was recovering, he suffered a pulmonary embolism. Later in May of 1988 he had another operation to repair a second aneurysm, and was out of the Senate for nine months. And while no more incidents have been reported…maybe Joe is due.
I’m just saying.
And this is the man that is second in line to become President.
Donald Trump is really getting hammered because he is going after Obama to show his birth certificate. This is an older video where Kevin ‘Coach’ Collins, who help put on a March to Washington last year to protest Obama not being qualified to be President—he goes into the issue with much better detail.
The SIMPLE reason why it’s important for the President to be a natural-born citizen, is because any foreigner can destroy the country in that powerful position. Donald is being very smart. Attack Obama going right out of the gate— disqualify him so he cannot run.
There is risk in this because if Trump really is successful, and doesn’t give up on this…Obama could decide to do something drastic so that the elections are not held. He is quite capable of it. It’s the Chicago way.
You know, it’s funny that everyone is saying that Donald is just trying to get attention, but why is he doing all this? If he doesn’t run for President, he will not be as respected after all this hoopla, and Trump thinks too much of his own brand to spoil it with a tease. I think he will run…and he could beat Obama, because he’s NOT a politician. America is fed up with the lot of them.
Sarah Palin will probably run…and she will chosen over the Donald to be the Republican’s nomination—unless of course, they run Mitt Romney just because he’s in like Flint with all the global Rhino’s. I cannot believe that Mitt Romney is even leading the polls. I haven’t seen him once on any of the programs, and most conservitives dumped him over his Health Care System. You can’t listen to those polls. Really.
BUT…if Donald Trump can get Rush Limbaugh’s endorsement, that’s a mighty powerful endorsement. it will be an interesting fight.
Right now…this nobody agrees with Donald.. ‘President Obama MUST go.
Nobody’s Perfect: Henry Ford…are you watching this?
As usual, I can’t leave Obama out of this week’s contest because, like the energizer bunny, he just keeps ticking on and on..drumming out imperfections—this time, in his head. But, nobody wants to start with the fun stuff: Cars…that don’t work.
On the radio this morning came the news: Warning..Will Rogers! The much publicized and anticipated car of all cars to carry us dreamily into the Obama future and keep us within a fifty mile area of our homes— GM’s Chevy Volt…has a problem: It won’t start. But don’t worry said the announcer, this is NOT a safety problem. Oh..that’s good to know. You are safely at home…you might lose your job because you can’t start your car..but you can’t sue GM for that. You should have walked to work. On the other hand, the Chevy Cruze, has a steering wheel which might come off at anytime during your drive. And you COULD sue for that…so it’s been filed under ‘safety issues’.
Good thing GM doesn’t make planes. A pilot without a steering mechanism would be a bit more frantic. At least, you can take your foot off the gas, and live, if you are going under— 10 mph.
Nobody thinks they want us all to buy Segways. Yes, America has come into the wonderful world of globalization. Cars that break up, and cars that won’t start: and they call it…progress, because the less people driving the better. Nudging us all…into the future. Except the nudging isn’t working, so they are back to using good old-fashioned…fear.
And then, there’s the big scar we all saw on Obama’s Head, put up on Drudge last week. It’s there..and it’s surely NOT a birthmark. And so, either somebody is having fun with Photoshop, or it’s real. What could this mean?
Can I have some fun?
Many think that Obama is really the Anti-Christ…because according to the Bible, the Anti-Christ comes from the Middle-East. (I’m with Donald on this) Then somebody shoots him in the head (the Anti-Christ) and he lives, to go on to be the most beloved person on the planet, and therefore, for seven years he rules the world and everybody really loves him, before he brings on Armageddon.
So..what if, to keep in power, Obama has a steel plate put into the back of his head, to TAKE a bullet by a planted KKK guy, therefore starting riots…and chaos, and out of the chaos, Martial Law is enacted and Obama becomes even MORE powerful, the 2012 elections are postponed, and the Bible’s Revelations come to pass.
Either that, or they had to remove that chip to get him to start acting more conservative in order to win the next election.
We heard him say this week, that he misses being anonymous..and that’s why he plays golf. It’s also why he visited the Lincoln Memorial last week. He wanted to remain anonymous about all the great work he did on keeping the government open.
Nobody’s Perfect: It was hard not to comment on the fabulous failure of Charlie Sheen’s road show this week. It was also hard not to celebrate the retirement of Katie Couric from the CBS nightly news, but, I found these two flaming pilgrims mere twits on a baby’s dimpled butt-cheek compared to the real life mistakes of our big and bold socialist leaders.
Obama makes the list again this week, (I cannot seem to keep him off) but he has good company in our favorite gal about the world, Hillary Clinton. Most of us have noticed that for the FIRST time in Obama’s administration, Hillary Clinton has been on the front lines running the United States in foreign affairs in the East because, if there is a mistake made, Obama can blame her.
Hillary, the maniacal man-hater, has found one man she wants to stick up for: Assad of Syria. Assad has killed 40,000 of his own people in Lebanon (according to WIKIPEDIA) …which puts him right up there with Saddam, but Hillary said that Assad is a “reformer.” In other words, when his people rose up against him recently, she stuck up for him.
Now, does this have ANYTHING to do with the Golan Heights that Israel won far and square after being attacked by Syria in the Yom Kipper War? Is this against the Jews— because this is land that Obama would like Israel to give back? Or is it because satellite images project plutonian in Syria? This from Charles Krauthammer:
Clinton’s statement is morally obtuse. Here are people demonstrating against a dictatorship that repeatedly uses live fire on its own people, a regime that in 1982 killed 20,000 in Hama and then paved the dead over. Here are insanely courageous people demanding reform—the the U.S. secretary of state tells the world that the thug ordering and shooting of innocents already is a reformer, thus effectively endorsing the Baath party line—“We are all reformers,” Assad told parliament—and undermine the demonstrators” cause.
Hillary is no pimp of piety. Obviously she was told to stick up for Assad by her boss. And speaking of her boss, Hillary’s racking mistake is nothing compared to her boss’s decision, made today, that…well ..I’ll just keep Gitmo opened and those terrorist that I said I would put on trial in New York, are going to be tried by military court. He announced this absurd reversal on the same day he said he was running for reelection, which of course reminded everyone how he had promised to close Gitmo on his first day in office, and how he had also lobbied hard to give a “fair trial” to the terrorists of 9/11 in New York, causing more years of extreme heartache to all those that suffered on that day.
Obama’s political instincts are sharp and so, he passed the buck of blame on this to Eric Holder. Bob Holder said this in a press conference: “Do I know better than them? Yes. I respect their ability to disagree but they should respect that this is an executive branch function, a unique executive branch function,”
Obama has a lot of “executive branch functions” doesn’t he? In other words, a dictator can branch out as many functions as he seems fit.
No wonder he likes Assad.
Obama’s Youtube reelection video, which was released today, was so lame, that you would actually think MR. Perfect wants to lose.
Or,—is he just waiting for some big moment to recapture his popularity?
Nobody thinks, with these two running the show, Obama might never have to run for reelection ever again.
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
Nobody’s Perfect
Nobody Reports
Nobody Cares:
Nobody’s Perfect: Henry Ford…are you watching this?
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Joyanna Adams 