Who’s Manipulating Whose Weather?
Who knew? We finally have something in common with Iran. Both the United States and Iran are suffering from severe droughts. For two years Iran’s southern territory has lacked for rainfall. For two years now, rain in United States has come pretty much as tornadoes or golf ball size hail, with not much in-between but short spurts of flooding. 
Nevertheless, that’s where our commonality ends. Mahmond Ahmadinejad, disagrees with Al Gore about the cause of this unbearable heat.
Last year, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused Western countries of devising plans to “cause drought” in Iran, adding that “European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to dump” their water on their continent.
Those sneaky Europeans!
The drought in southern Iran is part of a “soft war” launched against the Islamic republic by the West, the Fars news agency quoted an Iranian vice president as saying on Monday. “The world arrogance and colonist (term used by Iranian authorities to label the West) are influencing Iran’s climate conditions using technology… The drought is an acute issue and soft war is completely evident… This level of drought is not normal “
First place, let’s admit that Mahmoud is taking a cue from one of our own late great Bill Cohen, Secretary of Defence under President Bill Clinton, who not only said that weather manipulation was real, but went further to declare:
“Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves… So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations…It’s real, and that’s the reason why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts.”
—Secretary of Defense William Cohen at an April 1997 counterterrorism conference.
Okay, so..let’s say that HAARP has been unleashed on Iran. Who is unleashing HAARP on us then? 
Are there 17 white men somewhere playing poker games on the weekend with HAARP buttons as chips? Did they get tired of playing with the stock market?
And why doesn’t Iran just ask Abu Dhabi to give them some rain?
Fifty rainstorms were created last year in the state’s eastern Al Ain region using technology designed to control the weather. Most of the storms were at the height of the summer in July and August when there is no rain at all. People living in Abu Dhabi were baffled by the rainfall which sometimes turned into hail and included gales and lightening. The scientists have been working secretly for United Arab Emirates president Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan. They have been using giant ionizers, shaped like stripped down lampshades on steel poles to generate fields of negatively charged particles. These promote cloud formation and researchers hoped they could then produce rain.
Well gee…Nobody remembers when President George W. Bush begged the American people to let some of those guys protect our ports…how come they can do that in Abu Dhabi and WE can’t?
Or can we? Some of our storms this summer LOOK like an amateur weather manipulator and his coctail magician hour, of OOPS…I dropped the rabbit!
At this point, approximately 50 percent of America’s pastures and ranges are in “poor” or “very poor” condition. It’s said that 55 percent of the country was in a moderate to extreme drought at the end of June. That’s the largest percentage of affected land since December 1956, when 58 percent of the U.S. was covered by drought.
Our government has just announced that this is the biggest National Emergency in History.Obama is salivating…all he needs is one… emergency.
So, Nobody Thinks I’m sticking with the old scientific explanation that has been known to cause heat since the beginning of man: This is a picture of our sun on July the 12th. 
If they CAN manipulate the weather, then they have a long way to go before they perfect it…don’t they? No doubt, like most things…they are just making a natural cycle of mother nature, MUCH worse.
Either that, or 17- old white men (I know, I can’t get off Harry Reid) want the two countries most likely to go to war…to BURN!
Nobody’s Perfect: Geithner VS Lallona

Nobody’s Perfect
This week, nobody can compete or even compare imperfections with our own Wizard of Hogwarts Economics, Timothy Geithnor. Mr. Geithner holds the fine title of being the first Secretary of the United States Treasury to cause the fine AAA credit that we have managed to keep since 1917, to downgrade.
Of course, he did not do this remarkable feat all by himself— but he has made himself the laughing stock not only of all Chinese children, but everyone else in the world, and also, no doubt, most of Hogwarts.
Why? Because in April of this year he insisted that in no way was there any “risk” that the United States would be downgraded by anyone. (see video)
On the other side of the coin (hopefully yours is gold) we have a young man from Fullerton, California, who decided one day to put his semen in some lovely co-workers’s water bottle. I’m not sure what he was trying to do: make her gag, or maybe see if his DNA was strong enough to grow his child inside her stomach: With the sexual education being taught these days in our schools, one can never be too sure. Something tells me, she wouldn’t go out with him.
And who could blame her? He looks like he would drown little puppies in his morning milk. This was reported:
Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm, who earlier sentenced Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, to 180 days in jail for two misdemeanor battery convictions, said Lallana needs to reimburse his victim for therapy and loss of wages after she left her employment following the incidents. And now he has to pay $27,410.80 in restitution.
If Mr. Kevin lived here in St. Louis, just last week he could have gone down to his local courthouse and for just $100 dollars he could have had all his misdemeanors forgiven. He should live here if he wants to keep being a pervert, but then..Nobody’s Perfect.
(And by the way….how did they come up with the 80 cents? Was that the price of the ruined bottles? )
Yes, Kevin went to jail for just the action of putting his semen into a ladies bottle, but Timothy Geithner so far, has seen no jail time whatsoever for robbing billions of people around the earth of their retirment funds. I wish he would have just gotten out a water bottle, squirted, and saved us all a lot of heartache.
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