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Bill Maher: Still Potty Training

Nobody’s Opinion

Confession: I never watch Bill Maher.

But, since we are getting free HBO for a week, I woke up on Sunday morning to this moron, who was talking about how there are too many people on the planet and was VERY excited about the recent report that young people are not having much sex.

Confession: The whole time I was watching this poor excuse for a human being, I kept thinking: Gee Bill, if you think there are too many people on the planet, please…do us all a favor and remove yourself from the planet. After all, YOUR carbon footprint probably takes up as much as the city of Nashville on a Saturday night, and that’s on a Monday. 

Confession: While I believe it is a crime now for people to encourage other people to committee suicide due to the fact they might, I’m PRETTY sure Bill Maher would never even contemplate that thought since he is one of the most nauseating, narcissistic, condescending, and boring idiots on Cable TV. Look at his face. Every time he speaks it as if he just dumped a big one. (Sorry, I usually never get gross and hate it when people do, but that’s honestly what I see on that man’s face: Pure shit.) Watch him…watch that face every time he spits out a line.

I can just hear mother toilet training him: “Oh your SUCH a good boy Billy!”

Confession: Why isn’t it a crime to tell the mostly young white millennial who watch his program, that they should NOT reproduce because he wants the ‘colored’ immigrants from all over the world to take it over…you know, the ones who have six or seven kids a piece?

He need not worry. White people have not been having kids since the 1960s. They launched the woman’s revolution, got them in the work force, destroyed marriage, and the women all got abortions.

Nevertheless, it’s such a Hitler like thing to do. Bill wants to pick and choose who gets to live and die, and I’m sure he’s said that on many of his shows. I don’t even have to watch him to know that.

Notice he leaves out any talk about how the people who are having all those babies— the Muslims with their four wives, the Hispanics, the Indians…Not to mention the blacks, its okay for them to have kids, not the white people. By the looks of the caravans heading our way, that’s all the people do in South America is have sex. Why isn’t he talking to them?

Here in St. Louis, when the blacks have a family picnic, they rent out a whole park because the families are so big, they can’t have it at their homes. The whites can gather everyone in the family at the local Outback. THIS has been going on for years and years and years.

Nope. This is a message going to all the white guys. NWO message: We do NOT want any more white people on this planet. 

(They don’t have kids now. They can’t afford them.)

Confession: Even if Bill won’t take his own advice and get himself off the planet to save it, at least he didn’t reproduce.

And for that, THIS Nobody thanks him.

One Bill Maher is one too many.

By the way, I don’t think he even writes this propaganda, he just reads it, and smirks at his own brilliance.

Bill Maher…thinks he’s very clever.

What he really is, is just a very ugly annoying…$%& who can read.

Although, ending on a good note: He had Dave Berry on, who did NOT give in to bashing the President.

He just said a lot of real funny prostate jokes, which is probably how anyone would feel sitting next to the guy.

Dave thinks of prostate jokes. I think of potty training jokes.

Dave and I would get along fabulously.

April 14, 2019 Posted by | liberals, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Stan Lee VS Bill Maher

Nobody’s Opinion:

We were standing outside on my front lawn when my neighbor, the preacher of his own church, thought I was a liar. He stated that EVERYONE is a sinner and ask me if I had turned to Jesus to ask forgiveness of my sins. We both looked up at the Guatemalans standing on my roof.

“Uh..I’m not a sinner, nope. I have obeyed the ten commandments all of my life and never broken them at any time.”

I could tell he thought I was mental. What a look he gave me. After all, there is that “Do not take the Lord’s name in vain.” commandment that everyone on the planet has broken at least a thousand times.

But I was thinking about the major ones; You know the—thou shalt not kill, commit adultery, lie, steal, ….the good ones.

When I went back into the house, I realize that I HAD indeed made a false statement.

It was then that I remembered the one time I committed what I considered at the time, a big sin.

And here it is: When I was 8-years old, I stole one piece of double bubble gum…but in my defense it was for a good cause: It was for my brother.

Actually though…it was for Superman. I liked the comic too.

It happened one Friday afternoon after school in, what was at the time, the little town of Naples, Florida.

Every day, the bus let us off in front of the local dime store. Sort of like what now would be considered a Seven-Eleven store. And every day, I got TWO pieces of double bubble gum, and my brother bought comic books. Even then I hated school, so it was the high-light of my day.

Judge Kavanaugh has a weakness for beer: Mine was double bubble gum. God, forgive us both.

This is how it happened: The day that I committed the great sin of stealing bubble gum, my brother had forgotten his allowance money.

“Hey sis! Give me your dime, I really need to get this Superman! It just came out, special edition!”

Gary was two years older than me, and how could I say no? He spent hours every afternoon reading his Superman and Batman comics in his bedroom. And he could be VERY persuasive. He was the President of every school he attended due just to his great talent for being the most charming guy around.

So, I gave him my dime which was my allowance.

And I stole a piece of gum.

I felt so bad about the ‘sin’ I had committed that the next day I took my money back to the cashier, explained the reason that I ‘stole’ the gum, and he just smiled and said “Thanks. It’s okay sweetie.”

I bet he read Superman too.

Which brings me to my point. Many of America’s greatest generations of men were RAISED on the hero’s in those comic books. I bet even Neil Armstrong read Superman and Spiderman when he was a boy.

Superman could defeat any foe, as did Batman—as did Spiderman, Stan Lee’s famous boy/hero.
Good VS Evil. All the boys of America grew up wanting to be just like Stan’s Superhero’s: And then they grew up, became men, and fought for, “Truth, justice, and the American way.” And as we see every single day, there’s still a lot of evil in the world that needs to be defeated.

Captain America WAS a symbol of our country.

The boys raised on Stan’s Lee’s Superhero’s became, ‘the greatest generation.”

The man who invented all those superhero’s for boys to grow up on, died last week. His comics became the most watched movies of the world. Every boy still dreams of being the hero, and with Superwoman and Supergirl, girls could dream too. And now, the kids have the movies to bring his characters to life in an even bigger way.

Who could even believe that some guy would complain about Stan Lee, the man who created Iron Man?

Bill Maher had to say this about Stan Lee’s contribution to America and the world…he couldn’t see why anybody was upset:

“But then twenty years or so ago, something happened – adults decided they didn’t have to give up kid stuff. And so, they pretended comic books were actually sophisticated literature,” 

“The problem is, we’re using our smarts on stupid stuff. I don’t think it’s a huge stretch to suggest that Donald Trump could only get elected in a country that thinks comic books are important,” the comedian wrote.

He didn’t go so far as to suggest we all run out and buy Michelle Obama’s book, but I bet he was thinking it.

What an idiot. “Stupid Stuff?” He misses the point completely.

It wasn’t the ‘comic’ book that was so important, it was the story, the characters, the MORALS, the lessons of good vs evil, you moron, being used to mold a generation of good men.

All you have to do is take one look at Bill Maher and know he grew up on porn, not comic books.

Sadly, many of movie stars playing Stan’s characters have come out and trashed the all-American President who grew up on these comics too…a man waging a lone fight against all the evil in the world: President Trump.

Chris Evan, Captain America in real life is an American hater…and so parents now have to explain to the kids WHY.

That’s not easy. He said President Trump was Putin’s Puppet, and guess what? He’s decided to quit the role, and that means that many more people will go see the new Captain America…until THAT actor attacks the President. (sigh) Or maybe the next Captain America is going to be gay and Chris Evans didn’t want to play a gay guy.

Nobody knows. I’m just glad he quit.

In conclusion, Stan Lee gave just as much to the American culture as Babe Ruth or Elvis. He made being a man…fighting the bad guys…protecting the women and citizens of America, a standard for the America we all have known and loved.

Now, getting back to my sin: I’m not sure if I should tell my neighbor that I was a sinner, and no, I did not ask Jesus to forgive me. The man who watched out for me every day behind the counter forgave me. And that was enough for me.

As for Bill Maher?

Forgiving him is much harder for me, but then again: I’m not Jesus.

Tell me, who contributed more to America? Who gave young boys the imagination to dream of making the world great and safe?

Stan Lee or Bill Maher?

Bill Maher is…THE JOKER, minus the fact that the joker had better jokes.

All he needs is the face paint.

November 18, 2018 Posted by | American Culture, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

The Founders Try to Teach Bill Maher About REAL Neanderthals

Nobody’s Opinion:

I was watching Book TV the other day, and caught a bit of Benjamin Wiker, who had written a book, called Worshipping the State. How Liberalism Became Our State Religion.  Amazingly enough, Dr. Wiker explained the history of how progressive liberals have overtaken Western government in about ten minutes, and it started back in 1860’s. He explained that in the beginning of our country, one couldn’t get a graduate degree. You had to go to Europe to finish your graduate degree so most everyone back then went to Germany to get further education, and so, they graduated and brought the German liberal and very GODLESS point of view back to our universities, and voila! Liberal schools burped out future liberal Presidents to fill our democratic parties.

He went on: To a progressive the state must replace God, therefore, the only way that can happen is to get rid of Christianity. And any other religion that attacks Christianity is accepted by them, and that’s why they protect Islam over Christianity. They both have a common enemy. With Christianity came morals, and therefore the Ten Commandments have to go out the door. No adultery? They can’t stand it.  Liberals  want to have a much sex, as much money, as much success, as much power that they possible can, and those pesky Ten Commandments just get in the way. He explained that the liberals made a religion out of “liberalism.” They demand abortions: they demand free sex: the rules of the state must rule all… and now they are demanding to stay in power while being allowed to grope as many woman as they can possible get their wieners on.

Bill Maher is the poster boy of wiener watchers.

And since the progressives feel so superior–they just bypass  God’s commandments, and make up their own. They exempt themselves from any law that the rest of the Neanderthals down below them have to obey. According to Joe Biden, that’s what conservatives are: Neanderthals.

After seeing this very nasty rant by Bill Maher’s…this misanthropic Neanderthal (According to Joe Biden, who would know)  was so dumbfounded by his audacity to rewrite history, I decided to let our founders answer his very imaginative twist of history:…..

Bill the Gay Hobbit (My husband name for him)

“The tea baggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to theirs, I’m talking of course about the founding fathers.”Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson says upon hearing this:

I believe that justice is instinct and innate., that the moral sense is so much a part of our constitution as that of felling, seeing, or hearing. The last of the faithful stand against tyranny, which in their right that God gave them: Evidently sir you did not read my words: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, and they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights: that among these are life, liberty , and the pursuit of happiness.”  It is their right to pursue justice, as it is your right to pursue all those ugly prostitutes, that you hang around. I stand with them.

Bill the toe sucker:

“The founding fathers would have hated your guts, (he talking to the Tea Party People) and what’s more, you would have hated them, they studied science read Plato, hung out in Paris, and thought the Bible was Bull shit.”

George Washington, turns to John Adams and said,

“I hate deception, even where the imagination only is concerned.”George Washington

Bill the marble-palace lapper-face Dog King says that John Adams said:

“this would be the best of all possible world if there were no religion in it.”

John Adams, sticks it to him:John Adams

“Suppose a nation in some distant Region should take the Bible for their only law Book, and every member should regulate his conduct by the precepts there exhibited! Every member would be obliged in conscience, to temperance, frugality, and industry; to justice, kindness, and charity towards his fellow-men; and to piety, love, and reverence toward Almighty God … What a Eutopia, what a Paradise would this region be.”
Diary and Autobiography of John Adams, Vol. III, p. 9.

Bill the bog ignorant bob-squirt says:

“Political power must stay in the hands of the smartest people and out of the hands of the dumbest loudmouth slowing down the checkout line at Home Depot.”

John Adams turns to Jefferson. and says:

The fundamental article of my political creed is that despotism, or unlimited sovereignty or absolute power, is the same in a majority of a popular assembly, an aristocratic council, an oligarchical unto and a single emperor.”

I see the tea party people…and I am proud. And this Nobody says  “So THAT’s why they prefer to keep the masses stupid and stoned.”

Bill Lackanookie says:

James Madison was fluent in Greek and Latin.

Nobody says: Yes Bill, that’s because once upon a time, you either learned Greek and Latin or you didn’t pass your exams at Harvard. ALSO…Harvard was a religious school. Everyman had to take religion. And to prove that lack of religion has bred a busload of elite rulers that couldn’t even run a McDonald’s restaurant. let alone Congress. We see here below, that Senator Harry Reid thinks the Tea Party people are anarchists.

Poor Harry. Didn’t read his George Washington. Skipped over his Constitution. Thinks that government is good. Maybe we should let James Madison remind him…

James Madison says;James Madison

The essence of government is power: and Power, lodged in human hands, will ever be liable to abuse.

Harry and Bill are proof, that our founders were right. These bullies are actually scared of the newly resurrected Tea Party Neanderthals.

Booga Booga!!  Boooga Booga!

September 15, 2013 Posted by | Our Founders, tea party, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

A Liberal Has a Rare Moment of Clarity

Nobody Flashes

Here’s something you don’t see often: A liberal in the media actually coming to his senses, if only for a brief minute.

Enjoy this, because you won’t see it often.

April 27, 2013 Posted by | tyranny | , | 1 Comment


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