The Founders Try to Teach Bill Maher About REAL Neanderthals

Nobody’s Opinion:

I was watching Book TV the other day, and caught a bit of Benjamin Wiker, who had written a book, called Worshipping the State. How Liberalism Became Our State Religion.  Amazingly enough, Dr. Wiker explained the history of how progressive liberals have overtaken Western government in about ten minutes, and it started back in 1860’s. He explained that in the beginning of our country, one couldn’t get a graduate degree. You had to go to Europe to finish your graduate degree so most everyone back then went to Germany to get further education, and so, they graduated and brought the German liberal and very GODLESS point of view back to our universities, and voila! Liberal schools burped out future liberal Presidents to fill our democratic parties.

He went on: To a progressive the state must replace God, therefore, the only way that can happen is to get rid of Christianity. And any other religion that attacks Christianity is accepted by them, and that’s why they protect Islam over Christianity. They both have a common enemy. With Christianity came morals, and therefore the Ten Commandments have to go out the door. No adultery? They can’t stand it.  Liberals  want to have a much sex, as much money, as much success, as much power that they possible can, and those pesky Ten Commandments just get in the way. He explained that the liberals made a religion out of “liberalism.” They demand abortions: they demand free sex: the rules of the state must rule all… and now they are demanding to stay in power while being allowed to grope as many woman as they can possible get their wieners on.

Bill Maher is the poster boy of wiener watchers.

And since the progressives feel so superior–they just bypass  God’s commandments, and make up their own. They exempt themselves from any law that the rest of the Neanderthals down below them have to obey. According to Joe Biden, that’s what conservatives are: Neanderthals.

After seeing this very nasty rant by Bill Maher’s…this misanthropic Neanderthal (According to Joe Biden, who would know)  was so dumbfounded by his audacity to rewrite history, I decided to let our founders answer his very imaginative twist of history:…..

Bill the Gay Hobbit (My husband name for him)

“The tea baggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to theirs, I’m talking of course about the founding fathers.”

Thomas Jefferson says upon hearing this:

I believe that justice is instinct and innate., that the moral sense is so much a part of our constitution as that of felling, seeing, or hearing. The last of the faithful stand against tyranny, which in their right that God gave them: Evidently sir you did not read my words: “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, and they are endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights: that among these are life, liberty , and the pursuit of happiness.”  It is their right to pursue justice, as it is your right to pursue all those ugly prostitutes, that you hang around. I stand with them.

Bill the toe sucker:

“The founding fathers would have hated your guts, (he talking to the Tea Party People) and what’s more, you would have hated them, they studied science read Plato, hung out in Paris, and thought the Bible was Bull shit.”

George Washington, turns to John Adams and said,

“I hate deception, even where the imagination only is concerned.”

Bill the marble-palace lapper-face Dog King says that John Adams said:

“this would be the best of all possible world if there were no religion in it.”

John Adams, sticks it to him:

“Suppose a nation in some distant Region should take the Bible for their only law Book, and every member should regulate his conduct by the precepts there exhibited! Every member would be obliged in conscience, to temperance, frugality, and industry; to justice, kindness, and charity towards his fellow-men; and to piety, love, and reverence toward Almighty God … What a Eutopia, what a Paradise would this region be.”
_{—Diary and Autobiography of John Adams, Vol. III, p. 9.}

Bill the bog ignorant bob-squirt says:

“Political power must stay in the hands of the smartest people and out of the hands of the dumbest loudmouth slowing down the checkout line at Home Depot.”

John Adams turns to Jefferson. and says:

The fundamental article of my political creed is that despotism, or unlimited sovereignty or absolute power, is the same in a majority of a popular assembly, an aristocratic council, an oligarchical unto and a single emperor.”

I see the tea party people…and I am proud. And this Nobody says  “So THAT’s why they prefer to keep the masses stupid and stoned.”

Bill Lackanookie says:

James Madison was fluent in Greek and Latin.

Nobody says: Yes Bill, that’s because once upon a time, you either learned Greek and Latin or you didn’t pass your exams at Harvard. ALSO…Harvard was a religious school. Everyman had to take religion. And to prove that lack of religion has bred a busload of elite rulers that couldn’t even run a McDonald’s restaurant. let alone Congress. We see here below, that Senator Harry Reid thinks the Tea Party people are anarchists.

Poor Harry. Didn’t read his George Washington. Skipped over his Constitution. Thinks that government is good. Maybe we should let James Madison remind him…

James Madison says;

The essence of government is power: and Power, lodged in human hands, will ever be liable to abuse.

Harry and Bill are proof, that our founders were right. These bullies are actually scared of the newly resurrected Tea Party Neanderthals.

Booga Booga!!  Boooga Booga!

September 15, 2013 Posted by Joyanna Adams | Our Founders, tea party, Uncategorized | Bill Maher, History, Tea Party | Leave a comment