Nobody’s Email: Bowling for Obama, and Cats
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It is just a gorgeous day here in St. Louis, so I’m just going to pass along some of my favorite email pictures….a cat I would NOT want to brush, a kitten that is too adorable, a real Obama bowling alley in Florida, where it is said the scores are very high, and a paradox.
And now…I’m going to.take a nap! And you thought I was going to do something really important.
Nobody’s Email: Muslims Jokes are JUST as Funny as Polish Jokes…so there.
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I must admit, my one liberal friend still has a sense of humor! Who knew? This seems to be going around the web…And I really like the one about the teeth.
Enjoy! (Thanks to JR)
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It’s ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, etc., etc, but it’s insensitive to make jokes about Muslims…
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim
6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it, You may be a Muslim.