Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Email: Bowling for Obama, and Cats

Nobody Gets Email

It is just a gorgeous day here in St. Louis, so I’m just going to pass along some of my favorite email pictures….a cat I would NOT want to brush, a kitten that is too adorable, a real Obama bowling alley in Florida, where it is said the scores are very high, and a paradox.

And now…I’m going to.take a nap! And you thought I was going to do something really important.

catkittyVoter IDObama bowling in Clearwater, Fl

September 14, 2013 Posted by | Life, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Muslims Jokes are JUST as Funny as Polish Jokes…so there.

Nobody Gets Email

I must admit, my one liberal friend still has a sense of humor! Who knew? This seems to be going around the web…And I really like the one about the teeth.

Enjoy! (Thanks to JR)


Jeff FoxworthyIt’s ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, etc., etc, but it’s insensitive to make jokes about Muslims…

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.Muslim and wives

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim

6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.

10. If you find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it, You may be a Muslim.Muslim cartoon


September 14, 2013 Posted by | humor, Muslims | , | 1 Comment


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