The King’s Court Jester: Jimmy Fallon
Nobody Knows
Neil Cavuto just couldn’t figure out today, why Jay Leno, who has the highest ratings on late night TV, was being replaced. And that’s the question isn’t it? David Letterman use to be the big guy on the block, and then…one day after Hillary Clinton was a guest on his show, Letterman had a heart attack. I saw that show. I never wanted to watch him again, he was such a kiss-up to her. And that’s probably the reason that Jay got the job. Many Americans, stopped watching Dave after he started promoting the Clintons and other democrats on his show. The big guys know the numbers. But Jay, is doing great…so why replace him now?
Nobody Knows, you might say. Wait..We certainly DO know. It’s call midterm elections. Obama GOT elected by going on all the late night talk shows. It helped endure him to the mindless masses who get all their ‘thought processes’ from entertainers. Reassure the white audiences who weren’t sure about him, and promote his big flashing pop-star smile. Obama needs to get to the young, his base…because the older people tend to be conservative……..and who has promoted the Obama’s better than Jimmy Fallon?
Nobody has promoted the Obama’s more than Jimmy. He’s almost the White House live-in court-jester. How many times did Jimmy Fallon do exercises with Michelle at the White House? Can you picture Johnny Carson, going to the White House to do sit-ups with Nancy Reagan? Maybe if Jay Leno had gone to the White House and followed Bo around, and said really nice things about the “Commander-in-Chief” –how really cool he was, he would not have been fired.
Yes, fired. GE owns the network, and Jeffery Immelt is Obama’s bud. GE pays no taxes, and Jeffery is one of his advisors. Obama needs Jimmy. Real bad. Even the dumbest of voters are waking up to the high cost of Obamacare and the fact that he lied to them. The college kids are finding out there ARE no jobs. And Obama needs them to sign up to that Obamacare. Who better to get to promote Obama’s agenda than Jimmy Fallon?
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Yesterday I was at my local Dollar Store (buying my weekly pack of Juicy Fruit) and I stopped in front of the cheap magazine isle. There was a TIME magazine made just for kids and it was all about Obama. It was filled with great glossy pictures of Obama at his desk, with his kids, the dogs,—- looking like he was working, and then it was going to teach the kids about their government. It started with the great President…(Obama) and then the Senate…and then. That’s it. No mention of the House of Representatives. The people’s house was conveniently left out of TIME. To any kid reading this—There’s President Obama and his Senate. Bo the dog…
And…Jimmy Fallon. The Tonight Show will become Obama’s personal message board— a place where all his Marxist ideas can be made into the most coolest propaganda…with the help, of little Jimmy and his all black-band. To fundamentally change America, you must get the young. The old people remember.
So, will the American people watch Jimmy Fallon, if he keeps promoting the Obama’s? Nobody Knows, but I do know that I won’t.
And Nobody Knows what will happen to the very popular Jay Leno, but at least he won’t have to be a ward of the state. He can retire knowing that he did not become the King’s personal political court clown. He can go back to doing what he does best….being a comedian.
Nobody’s Perfect: Jay Leno VS The Easter Bunny
Nobody’s Perfect
This week we have a contest between two very loved American icons about ready to lose their jobs: Jay Leno VS the Easter Bunny. Here we see Jay Leno sitting at his desk in Burbank…
Leno: Hey Martha…get the Easter Bunny on the phone for me.
Easter Bunny: “Hello”
Leno: Hey buddy! Jay Leno here. I heard you got some bad news recently. Obama tried kicking you out of the White House Easter Egg Hunt.
Easter Bunny: Mr. Leno! Yeah, can you believe it? I’ve been putting out eggs at the White House before Ulysses became President. All those years I had to put up with those bratty kid— Little John-John making me work all day…not to mention that year I hid beer cans for Billy Carter…and this is the thanks I get for making sure they all found an egg on Easter. Amy Carter had to have black eggs. Who gets black eggs for kids? Tell me– who? The Easter Bunny, that’s who.
Leno: I know, I heard about it: but hey, that’s why I want to have you on my last show…
Easter Bunny: Your last show? What happened? You too, huh?
Leno: Yeah…I guess…it’s not the first time you know. They want to replace me soon with somebody younger. You would think they’d know better because they did it once before, and it backfired on them. Remember, they replayed me with that red-headed knucklehead Conan O’Brian, and it really flopped.
But this new guy, Jimmy Fallon,– he’s really close to the Obama’s. They love the guy. In fact, he helped get them elected you know, and, I just can’t compete with a guy who does push-ups with Michelle. Jimmy gets to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom every other month for free…all he has to do is have them on his show. He really sucks up to them…I think they have it out for me. They want to put their faces on everybody’s TV at night…to be the last thing they see before they fall asleep..Obama and Michelle, and Jimmy and Bo…
Easter Bunny: I hear you…they’re mad at me too. Obama was so mad that I wouldn’t dance on the White House Lawn with Michelle that I got actually scared he was going to throw a broccoli basket at me. And this is all ridiculous Jay, because he says he doesn’t have the money, but he is giving money to a make a bunch of new National Parks…The Rio Grande for Mexico, Delaware land for Joe Biden, one for Harriet Tubman and to honor the first black park superintendent…and hey..When does the Easter Bunny get a monument? I have given more of my hard work to the kids of this country— and then they grow up, and forget. Did you know that Obama is trying to BAN EASTER out of all public schools?
Leno: No..I hadn’t heard that. Gee…first the light bulb, now Easter? What’s next? David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: I think…there’s someone behind this…and you want to know who?
Leno: Uh…David Letterman?
Easter Bunny: No…it’s Jeffery Immelt. Ever since he lost the Easter Egg Hunt to Jack Welch he’s had it out for me.
Leno: You know, he does own NBC..and you’re right. They are going to move Jimmy back to New York and Jimmy won’t owe ANY taxes. GE pays no taxes thanks to Obama, so I guess it’s who you know.
Easter Bunny: They would NEVER treat the Tooth Fairy this badly. I think it’s because I give Easter eggs away. The Tooth Fairy leaves money under the kids pillows. And they aren’t even working for that quarter…they just lose a tooth. I MAKE the children work for those eggs. I teach them how to work for their rewards. (sigh) The world is changing. Jay….what can we do? Listen to this:
In a memo to lawmakers, who receive tickets to the egg roll, the White House notes that “by using these tickets, guests are acknowledging that this event is subject to cancellation due to funding uncertainty surrounding the Executive Office of the President and other federal agencies.
Leno: So..it’s only the politician’s kids who are allowed on the White House lawn? Didn’t the President just take a $6 million dollar vacation? What kind of uncertainty is that?
Easter Bunny: I know. He’s going to regret this. I know a LOT of bunnies.
Leno: Well. Good. Can I count on you to be a guest on my last show? Between the two of us, we can certainly tell everyone in the country what we think of the Obama’s.
Easter Bunny: On one condition.
Leno: What?
Easter Bunny: You don’t invite Joe Biden. I hear he likes shot guns.
Leno: (Jay Laughs) No..noooooo…we love the Easter Bunny here! Who would you like me to book?
Easter Bunny: Benjamin Netanyahu.
Leno: Really? Why?
Easter Bunny: Because the Easter Bunny is the new Jew…and I’m sure, Israel will stand with the Easter Bunny.
Leno: Well…are you sure? Wouldn’t you rather have Pope Francis?
Easter Bunny: I have it on good authority that he’s pretty busy right now..but Jay, I just want to say— thanks for calling.
Leno : No problem…you know, I never did thank you for that plastic Easter Egg you gave me when I was three…the one with the little plastic mustang in it? I haven’t stopped thinking about cars since. It’s the real reason I worked so hard to become famous…I wanted to buy real cars…I loved that little Easter egg car soooooo much. I still have it in my office at work.
Easter Bunny; You’re welcome Jay.
Leno: So…see ya soon, stay on the line and my secretary will get your contract.
Easter Bunny: What? I never signed a contract at the White House…
Leno: Uh…did it ever enter your mind that maybe that would be a problem someday?
Easter Bunny: Well…no…uh…
Leno. Okay, don’t forget to bring some of those chocolate eggs for the staff. See ya soon buddy!
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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