Joyanna Adams

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The Giant BlackEyed Pea-Brain of Barack

Nobody Cares

–that our President can’t stop looking down his nose and talking to all of us as if we are mere children to scold. It’s not just us, he treats anyone who disagrees with him like that. I don’t know who writes his little snobby sound bites, but I’d like to drop him right into the middle of a big batch of…skunk pudding, and tell him (or her?) to read something else besides kitchen recipes.

I didn’t like it when President Clinton wagged his finger in anger at the American people who pay his salary, and I certainly don’t like it when President Obama wags his finger at us, and gets mad when he doesn’t get his way. Something tells me I’m not alone in that.

But he sure does like to “dictate” what he wants, doesn’t he? Today, DADDY Obama said this:

“It’s time to pull off the Band-Aid and eat our peas.”

Let me get this straight: Obama has spent more money than all the past Presidents combined, and NOW he wants to fix it, by having us give him MORE money?

Who’s the big glutton here?

NOBODY SAYS: You stop giving all those big expensive parties for all your friends, taking all those expensive vacations, and giving away trillions to big unions, and Wall Street, and other countries like Greece (He just gave them another 780 BILLION for a bailout) and stop acting like the spoiled dictator child in diapers first, who likes to start expensive new wars to make himself feel important, and we’ll eat whatever we please Mr. President, because we pay YOU.

Oh…that just never sank in, did it?

Today, it was reported that Michelle Obama had a big hamburger with French fries, which contained enough calories to float a fat friggin flotilla—setting another fine example of how the elite can do whatever they want, while telling the rest of us to sacrifice.

(Manage your own wife first, Barak).

Obama acts as if HE makes the final decision on the debt ceiling question. But according to Ron Paul, a balanced budget amendment doesn’t even require the signature of the Presidents. It simply needs Congress to stand up.

Bonehead and Obama have been coming out all day, one saying “I will not raise taxes,” and the other saying, “You WILL agree to raise taxes.”  Rand Paul says this:

“What they’re talking about would disgust you. They’re plotting to raise the debt ceiling by 2.4 TRILLION dollars more now, with the promise of just a few cuts later. “

Meanwhile, Little Timmy Geithner keeps threatening economic Armageddon: “If they don’t act, then we face catastrophic damage to the American economy.”  He says we will suffer…for a long time. It’s was a big, blatant, ugly threat.

NOBODY SAYS: Well Timmy, come to my neighborhood. You have already pretty much destroyed it, and it didn’t take you long. We’re already suffering. What…there’s more?

Master Pea maker Obama gets even more insidious:

 Washington Post:

He flat-out rejected the idea of a short-term deal — 30, 60, 90 or even 180 days — on the debt ceiling by noting that “this is the United States of America, and we don’t manage our affairs in three-month increments.” (Hard not to hear parental echoes in that line; “That’s not the way we do things in this house….”)

NOBODY SAYS: Well, let’s see..since the democrats have been in power, they didn’t even pass a budget…and they’ve been in power since…2008…that’s over three years, a lot longer than 3 months. What were they waiting for?  Can you say” Scapegoat?”

So, both parties will agree…cut the old people’s benefits. The Medicare, and Social Security, because those are both in the deep read anyway. And taxes will be raised…just not before the next election, where the REAL hurt will come in.

Obama stressed that “nobody’s looking to raise taxes right now.” Instead, he said, “what we have talked about is that starting in 2013 that we have gotten rid of some of these egregious loopholes that are benefiting corporate jet owners or oil companies at a time where they’re making billions of dollars of profits”

NOBODY SAYS: in Obama speak it really means what’s left of the private sector will be destroyed. Small businesses will go first. The ONLY way he can get his way is to make us all jealous of rich people. It’s an old communist ploy that works every time.

So, what will happen in the next few days? They will either come to a deal, which will be a farce, but they will both spin it as a good thing: or there will be no deal, and Obama will just raise the ceiling debt citing the 14th amendment, to save the “country”  OR, the deal they sign will have spending cuts in trade for tax increases, but the spending cuts will never come.

That’s what the Democrats did to Reagan in 1986. That’s the way they work.

NOBODY WONDERS if Craig Smith is right: There is a planned strategy, and it’s called Inflatoccracy:

 Inflatocracy is a form of government, Smith and Ponte explain, “in which deliberately debasing our money has become a primary tool of social engineering, drug-like mind manipulation, wealth redistribution, secret taxation, and political power.”

What we need now, is for enough of the Congress to stand up to the Black-eyed Pea-head in the executive office and say;

“Eat you own peas, pea-brain.”

 

 

 

July 11, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, democrats, economy | , | 3 Comments

Nobody Wins When We Have a Zakaria and a Obama in Control…Can You Say…What in the World?

Nobody Wins

when Fareed Zakaria starts promoting his ‘the United States is crappy and we must update it.” propaganda. (<–watch Zakaria in action) We have a Zakaria and a Obama in control, and we are supposed to think they are like us?

What’s in a name? A lot.  Come on. What’s two foreigners doing telling us to “change.” How did this happen?

Zakaria is out to help Obama “fundamentally” change the country –I’m so thrilled.

So, How would you like the liberals in New York, and the really smart “beam me up” Hollywood Valley people and illegal aliens to decide your next President? It’s only fair according to Zakaria because the majority should rule.

Right, that worked well in France didn’t it? The majority decided to cut off more than a few heads.

According to Zakaria,  our dirty old Founders were making the Constitution “BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!” Insinuating those nasty old white guys were writing laws all for themselves. He forgets to mention that every man in that room was wanted for hanging by the King of England. They were hiding all over the place.

And.. did you know….they had JUST invented the flush toilet at the time? (Really Zakaria, if that is your test for intelligence then WHY do we want to be like the rest of the world again?) Anyone who has ever read any of our founder’s words know that they had one thing Zakaria doesn’t have.. honesty and brains.

Why is this happening? Because they are losing. Obama is at an all time low, so  Liberals are calling for a Constitutional Convention. The liberals have figured out, they really are going to lose the next election, and since their plans to start gigantic riots here are not panning out just yet, they need to do something and quick!

So they got together and decided to start calling for a Constitutional Convention (Its high on Soros’s list)  and change the damn thing that’s driving them nuts. Give the President more power, more time, and get rid of that pesky electoral college which protects the little farmer in Iowa from the illegal alien in California, from turning the country into a massive gulag. The way Zakaria puts it…it’s just SO unfair! America needs to be more like the rest of the world…yes, where they ARE no flush toilets.

This guy makes me…sick. He speaks with enough authority, that the uneducated will fall for his…poison. And THAT’s why they go for the young, the older generation knows whats going on.

Time is running out for the liberals.  A Constitutional Convention might just not happen before the next election. Obama should have been doing more to get it rolling instead of his current plan: play golf and bomb the Muslims so much, we are attacked, and then he can call Marshall law, and stay in power. Okay Joyanna, quit the nonsense.

Oh?

The Marines ARE having training scenarios in most of our cities right now. See…he’s on it. He ignores the Constitution anyway. It’s just a piece of paper to him.

Still, many liberals hate the Constitution, so..what do they suggest?  Why, just  throw out that nasty old thing, and everyone send in their ideas on Facebook and Twitter and then THEY will decide what ideas we will use. And they sell it as democracy at it’s best. Everyone can watch!

Uh…how is it a democracy when a bunch of handpicked UNELECTED globalists get to decide how to change it?

And what country does he want America to emulate? Why that great beaming country of all of 320,000 people…ICELAND! God…I feel like I’m in high school.

Iceland decided it needed a new Constitution and it‘s soliciting ideas from all of Iceland’s 320,000 citizens with the help of Facebook, Twitter and YouTube,” Zakaria says and writes. “This social media method has worked. Ideas have been flowing in. Many have asked for guaranteed, good health care. Others want campaign finance systems that make corporate donations illegal. And some just want the country to make shark fining illegal.”

This from David Limbaugh:

“Leftists, from the net roots to the radical activist groups to government officials, have all shown their willingness to twist the Constitution and thwart its provisions to achieve their policy ends. Indeed, those in the ruling class have demonstrated their disrespect for constitutional limitations on their power in their actions and in their shocking statements in which they expressed incredulity that they should be asked to justify their legislation on constitutional grounds. Leftists in the judiciary are just as bad.”

They might not get the convention, but, this using the great computer geeks to help them overthrow the Constitution, does have me worried. Right now, I wish I could transport the man back to the French Revolution and introduce him to Robespierre. I’m sure they’d get along swell.


June 21, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, democrats, Elections, Global Government, Uncategorized | , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Obama VS James Taylor

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have Obama VS James Taylor, a homeless man who was arrested in Florida for getting just a little bit too rowdy after forgetting just how many beers he’s had. Let’s just say, he lost count somewhere between 1 and 45.
HUDSON, Florida (AP) — A man told Pasco County Sheriff’s deputies he had about 10 beers too many as he celebrated his birthday. Fifty-eight-year-old James Taylor says he drank 48 beers on Thursday evening, prompting a stern lecture from a deputy for causing a disturbance at Hudson Beach.
Yes, James Taylor, who is actually better looking than the original so one can only hope he’s not related, got his name on the national news for having a little too much to drink on his birthday.
I know the feeling—it was my birthday yesterday, and I got so tipsy on one Bahama Mama, that I went out and bought a fake Christmas Palm Tree with Christmas lights on it, as a present to myself, just because I have to annoy my neighbors somehow.
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Rum will do that to you. I didn’t have a beach, so I got the next best thing. I now have my own Corona Ad in my Library. Next year, I’ll put in a little kiddie pool.
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(Reader wonders: Is she sober yet?)
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And then, there’s the one man who has the highest running quotient of not being perfect, in fact, this time, we can assume he will never get to that status.
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Ever.
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Since Obama started bombing Libya, most of the nation are crying, “foul” because he never got permission from Congress. Some at the Pentagon are insisting that he is going against the Constitution.
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To which he said, “Well, I had ten beers too many.”
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Okay, he didn’t say that. But he got his lawyers to say this:
White House counsel, Robert Bauer, and the State Department legal adviser, Harold H. Koh — who argued that the United States military’s activities fell short of “hostilities.” Under that view, Mr. Obama needed no permission from Congress to continue the mission unchanged.
As you can see from the bombing pictures taken in Libya, a bomb is not hostile. It will kill you, but in NO WAY is it hostile.
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Good to know that the winner this week in the   Nobody’s Perfect contest is, once again, our President, who unfortunately, will not be walking on the beach in Hudson Florida, any time soon, but what’s stopping Congress?
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Nobody would love it more, than to see the entire Democratic Members of Congress getting arrested for drinking too many beers on Hudson Beach. After all, if you’re going to be worthless, you might as well get drunk and get out of the way. I suggest…ten Bahama Mama’s, a life jacket, and James Taylor on the IPod. Maybe if I can get them all drunk enough, they’ll follow me into the ocean.
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Did I just say that? How many beers is that? I’m ten over?

June 18, 2011 Posted by | Obama | | 4 Comments

Arab Spring…Coming to Your Men’s Fashion Store Soon

Nobody Cares
Nobody owns as many silly hats as I do, nevertherless…as I look around the world at other people’s hats, I must admit I’m a bit amazed.
Listening to Obama deliver his main theme of the wonderful world of the Arab democracy spring today in London, I couldn’t help wonder if the new fashion statement that they will be trying to get the young men to wear all over the world, so as to honor the new ARAB spring…is going just a bit too far.
Not the Fergie’s daughter didn’t at the Royal Wedding.
If I had to choose, I’d take J. Egar Hoover’s hat over the lot of them. There’s nothing I’d like better than to be a 33 master mason.
Until then, I remain…as you can see…cross-eyed.

May 25, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Life | , | 9 Comments

Obama’s Middle East Speech: OR…Shocking My Way Back to You Babe…With a Burning Hate Inside…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nobody Wins
 
Americans were shocked today. Shocked. At least those who remember the holocaust of the Jews, because our President just TRIED to give the land of the Jews to the Arabs today. The fact that it’s not his to give evidently did not occur to him. Everyone heard the man who wants to rule the world today, and those with a knowledge of history, shivered with thoughts of coming mass graves. Sure, he said we stand with Israel, but, only if Israel gives up…all hope of survival. Israel is saying: with friends like these, who needs enemies?
 
I once heard President George W. Bush say: Hey..what do you want…WWIII? As if WWIII was just a stone’s throw away. And so, if you are Obama, with the power to jump start a world war, being a revolutionist at heart, wouldn’t you do it?
 
That’s exactly what he is trying to do. Right now, Israel, is like a little piece of bread floating on top of a lake full of Japanese coi fish. They don’t stand a chance. Obama just opened the gates.
 
The Palestinians, none of whom are native to that land, cry out like little welfare babies, because their own Sheiks and Imams will not give them a dime. Arafat was the biggest fat cat of them all. How many billions did he keep in Swiss bank accounts, while his own people starved? They live in tyranny, and that’s certainly not the fault of the Jews. In fact, the Jews have kept many of them employed over the years.
 
But the Muslim religion is a tyrannical poison, one that Obama prefers, and the sooner the deniers get onto that fact, the better. In his “I love the Muslims” speech today, he promised billions of dollars to send to all the Muslims nations…starting with Egypt. Did Congress sanctioned this?
 
How embarrassed was this little nobody to hear a President of the United States dictate what he wants to happen in the Middle East. And if the Muslims will do his “hope and change” to his liking..he promises them billions. Oh…and forget those debts you own us guys— just let us send our Wal-Marts, GM, McDonalds, Disney, GE, and uh…you know, get you all fixed up with democracy. And it’s okay if YOUR democracy is full of radical extreme Muslims ruled by Sharia law, which will hate America…as long as you let in GE…we’re okay with that.
 
Obama knows eight out of ten Muslims want the Jews to die. Evidently that little tiny country of Israel…well, it’s just not important anymore. I mean…we got all the big Jews with the real money in America…the Spielberg’s, the Wall Street guys,… Is Israel is just a big piece of sand to them? What else are we suppose to think? We NEVER hear the rich Jews say a word, and they pour money to Obama and the Democrats. They have global markets.
 
So, what does this tell you? The unions are already in Egypt. Why…it’s starting to look like Obama is working for the big guys after all. Here in America, we just heard that, forget the five-dollar light bulb…you will pay fifty. What did Obama say to that? Nothing.
 
Don’t mess with Obama and his people.
 
And speaking of their own people, even his progressive black professors are up in arms. Cornel West, that bastion of Afro sheen, said this: “Obama is the black mascot of Wall Street oligarchs and a black puppet of corporate plutocrats.”
 
Oh…gee…are you just figuring out Obama lies?
 
What disturbed me the most, was the insidious way Obama warned Israel, not to fight his wishes by telling them that, with the new technology today…Israel cannot defend itself. Don’t even try.
 
It seems the whole world of sanity now depends on that one great leader: Netanyahu, who said today:
 
“Among other things,” Netanyahu reminded Obama, “those commitments relate to Israel not having to withdraw to the 1967 lines which are both indefensible and which would leave major Israeli population centers in Judea and Samaria beyond those lines.” “Those commitments also ensure Israel’s well-being as a Jewish state by making clear that Palestinian refugees will settle in a future Palestinian state rather than in Israel.”
 
If it were me, I’d would have called his hand and said, “Mr. President, it’s not up to you what the people of Israel does with its land, and I’m offended that you claim to believe in democracy but your action are just like a dictator. But you are not King of the Jews. My heart goes out to your people.”
 
 You know, this same logic can be used here. We will be told we must give Texas back to Mexico because, it’s really not ours. And if you think Obama would not have a problem with that, then you also think the Wailing Wall should be built into a Muslim mall, with all the latest top-end brand names like Ralph Laren, Gucci, and Taco Bell.
 
I cannot print what I was saying to my TV set today, but I will take an email written and sent to Obama, by a very famous actor named Peter Fonda, that reflects my feelings too. He was upset by the way Obama handled the oil spill.

“I sent an email to President Obama saying, ‘You are a f(expletive) traitor,’ using those words… ‘You’re a traitor, you allowed foreign boots on our soil telling our military — in this case the coastguard — what they can and could not do, and telling us, the citizens of the United States, what we could or could not do’.”

That about sums it up.
 
Welcome back Peter, now, go talk to that idiot sister of yours, and if she doesn’t listen, send her a one-way ticket to Cario. They have tanks there just waiting for her to sit on.

May 19, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Islam, Middle East, Obama | | 1 Comment

Nobody LOVES Obama as Much as This Woman!

Nobody Gets Email

If you can’t see video..link ..to..here.

 

This one one of my favorite emails this week….I’m sorry…I could not help myself, she cracks me up.   

“She LOVES President Obama!” White wig and all.

Or is that a wig?

This woman is going to be a star! Joy Beat-hart will probably give her the whole show! Let’s hope she makes another video and keeps it up!

(Thanks to Pattie)

May 7, 2011 Posted by | Obama, Obamacare | | 2 Comments

Obama…Fool Us Once…Fool Us Twice…Kill Bin Laden.

Nobody’s Perfect

I posted this just to remind my readers NOT to forget, while Obama savoys his one and only victory with the death of Bin Laden, (which is really Bush’s , but that’s another blog)  there are  millions of anal-attentive tweebs very vigorously searching each and every rock and pebble to find the final proof that Obama San Lama has once again, manipulated the minions of worn, weary, and tired citizens, who, when not trying to find the roof on their house, or the car that floated away in the flood, –really believe  he was born in the USA.

The others could give a crap, because he’s black.  

Not that we should care at this point, because no one in their right mind would prosecute him…Harry Reid would sell his soul to the devil before he let that happen.

Wait…he already did that?

Nevertheless…this is a puzzle we can handle, as this guy has done a really smashing job! It’s starting to get fun!

I must admit…since I have trouble even turning my PRINTER  on…when the Market Ticker guy got technical…I was a little fuzzy on the reds and blues…

BUT…having said that, he made an excellent point! And I agree.

NOW…that we know he is not an American, we can get on his other failures. I’ll be searching Youtube….

May 2, 2011 Posted by | conspiracy, Obama | | 1 Comment

Obama At the White House Correspondence Dinner: The Untouchable Lion King

 
 

Nobody’s Opinion:

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
In the movie, “The Untouchables,” there is a scene where Sean Connery, (who plays an Irish cop named Malone) advises Kevin Costner, (who played Eliot Ness) how to fight Al Capone, the most famous murdering mobster in American History:

 

Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. “That’s the *Chicago* way! And that’s how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I’m offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?

Why do I bring this up? Because last night at the Washington Correspondence dinner, our “Chicago way” ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama did his best Al Capone classless imitation, and he was gunning straight for Donald Trump’s head. Trump had pulled a knife, so Obama bought a machine gun to the fight, just to make sure everyone knew one more time…who won. I speak of course, about Donald Trump forcing Obama to show his “birth certificate.”
 
At least a good half of the show, with a few other nasty cuts on conservatives and media pundits thrown in for posterity—was entirely orchestrated to humiliate and demoralize Donald Trump right back to the morgue of all men, big or small, who DARE question King Obama..in public.
 
Obama made sarcastic remarks about how Donald’s ability to make even simple decisions on his show, were mere child’s play next to being President..such as a brilliant President like himself. Then he picked a hit man comedian by the name of Seth “The tooth” Meyers, who continued to gun down the Trump with so much obvious glee, Obama started to look a bit like…”uh…okay..maybe..that’s enough…” Seth called Trump a joke, a conspiracy nut…and a racist, along with the tea party. The only thing they left untouched was Trump’s wife.

 

CAPONE: I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness. I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!

Like a good soldier, Seth delivered the goods.  The jokes were arrows dipped in the bitter poison of a man and his followers, who see Obama as some sort of God or Pharaoh. One wonders if Whoopi wrote them, that’s how bad they were.
 
To be fair, it’s not anything that has not been said at Fox by Sheppard Smith, Glenn Beck, or anyone else in the media for that matter during the last week. But, as a simple nobody, I thought to myself…is ANYONE going to stick up for Trump in the media after tomorrow?
 
One already has. Sarah Palin, who is beginning to see the pattern of “Destroy your threats. Cut their throats out. ” did at least admit he had a right to his opinion.
 
Thank you Sarah.
 
This was no President. This was no decent person. Obama is NO Jackie Robinson, in fact, he’s not fit to touch his glove. Whatever you might think of Donald Trump, Obama’s vicious attacks, disguised of course as humor, were about the most classless thing from the Office of the Presidency that one will ever witness. This is a mob boss with delusions of, “I’m untouchable, even when my poll numbers are down to nothing. You can’t touch me, don’t even try.”
 
The dinner started out with a music video flashing rather obnoxiously, the President’s birth certificate (which by the way, lacks the official state seal) and a song saying, “I’m a Real American!” Then, to gun down Donald Trump further, he flashed a video from his birth: A scene from Disney’s Lion King, where Zimba (little Obama ) is presented to the world as the new King of Africa.
 
 Obama then, in his usual smug way, said that most people at FOX would not get the joke while displaying his best stuck-up face in the air at the same time, as if to say, “I AM a proud African, born in Africa, and you can’t touch me!”
 
Yes, it’s clear…Obama feels untouchable. And why shouldn’t he? We can only wait till 2012, with no one in the running that can even try to beat his powerful connections. Let’s not forget, he robbed the most powerfully connected couple in Washington out of “her” job…not an easy task.
 
Birthers and Non-Birthers, do have something in common. We are all desperate for anything to control this man..since our Congress is useless. We saw how they handled him in the last budget debate.
 
Paul Ryan tried, and for that, Paul Ryan got a few golden bullets at the dinner too.
 
Now, I understand that people (like me) that think we should abide by the Constitution are now being called racists. If you say that one thing in our Constitution doesn’t count..(because we have so many other important things to do) than you can also  use that argument for every single law in that document..for instance…gun control…we can’t worry about it…let’s try to defeat him in the next election.
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In the meantime, hold your breathe…who will run against him? Who would dare take on Capone? 
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We are broke.— Well, can you or I do anything about our government spending us into oblivion before 2012? (Nope)
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We need to fix our schools desperately.— Do parents have ANY say? Nope. Obama is a Union man. Not going to happen.
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We need to appeal Obamacare.— Yes…and just who do we have to do that?
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We shouldn’t be getting into another war in Libya.— Okay…Why don’t you write Obama a letter?
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WAIT: till the next election…till the election after that…and after that…and after that…and ..work hard to elect good people. (sigh) How about that nifty electronic voting? One push of the button…one flick of the pen. Come on. Every day computers are hacked. Really. Google and Al Gore.
 
And yet…votes MUST count or our polticians wouldn’t try so hard to convince us of their god-like presence, would they?
 
The fact is..if the American people FEEL powerless, it’s because..in many ways, they are. The giant apparatus of our overblown, bloviated, corrupt and cancerous government has made sure from every angle, with bribes, cronies, career politicians..you name it, that the little guy THINKS he has power, but actually…not much. They will throw another American Idol Presidential Contest for us, but the cards are already in. Money controls the game. Dick Morris even said Hillary lost because she ran out of money.
 
Even at the local level, you vote…and the next day you find out…HEY! GUESS WHAT! EVERYONE VOTED FOR A RISE IN TAXES!. Sure. Right. Is it any wonder the people search for a loophole?
 
It’s a sad fact, that the office of the Presidency has grown with power with each passing President. FDR started it, and each President has taken it and built it into an office that no man or woman can criticize without some kind of retribution. Our government is so far out of line with the Constitution, no wonder it’s so easy to ignore the little rules. Look at what happened to our right to protection of our own property from imminent domain?
 
Poof. Gone.
 
Little people are just trying to stay afloat. But be someone, like Donald Trump, who is “mad as hell and won’t take it anymore” and express the feelings of millions…and you’d better duck.
 
So, back to Al.
 
Al Capone was hard to catch. They knew he had committed murders, but he ran all of Chicago, the mob was roiling in money…and Eliot Ness could not get him on anything. Every cop, all the judges, you name it, were on Capone’s payroll. That’s a fact. And so, they managed to get his financial records, by force, in a raid.
 
Listen to this, and picture our untouchable Obama. In fact, take a good look at his photo, and imagine:

 

Capone: I’m gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I’m gonna mess with him. Somebody steals from me, I’m gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand? Now, I have done nothing to harm these people but they are angered with me, so what do they do, doctor up some income tax, for which they have no case. (my emphasis) To speak to me like me, no, to harass peaceful man. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I’d have a little more self-respect. One more thing, you have an all out prize fight, you wait until the fight is over, one guy is left standing. And that’s how you know who won.

We saw a lot of King Zimba Capone at the dinner last night, and it’s clear—he thinks he’s untouchable. And that..as every serial killer’s detective cop will tell you…will untimely be…his downfall.
 
In the meantime, Pass out the bullet proof vests.
 
UPDATE: Bin Laden was killed a week ago, but Obama choose tonight..the day after his disasterous display of incredible arrogance at the dinner, to release this information in a pre-recorded video. Best to pick “Just the right moment” to release it.  Typical politician. Always the next election. Nobody will be talking about this dinner tomorrow, which is a saving grace for you- know- who.
 
Coincidence? As the powerful and witty Doug Powers would say…I THINK NOT!
 
Wait…he’s on TV…I, King Obama, singlehandely got the man for 9/11, insuring all you white people, that I am a strong leader. And I…got Bin Laden. (Wow…he KNOWS he screwed up big time)….he said…America…one nation, under God…    OH MY GOD…Obama is losing it!
 
Nevertheless…the glory goes to our soldiers. Thanks guys we love ya!
 

May 1, 2011 Posted by | Obama | | 5 Comments

Obama Needs Space

 
 
Nobody Flashes Email: Today, I was happy with myself that I had gotten the whole house cleaned– everything was in its place, and then I came to my office. Just shoot me. There are papers everywhere: notes, books, shoe boxes filled with old receipts, closets dripping with so much stuff I dare not move anything for fear something will fall. I was feeling downright depressed about how I can’t ever seem to keep my “office” in order, when I got this email.
 
  A Person’s Mind and His Desk.
 
There’s an old saying that seems to apply: Creative minds are rarely tidy. I’ve used that often to explain my desk/workspace.  Here we see the workspaces of William F. Buckley, Nat Hentoff, Albert Einstein, and a guy from Kenya.
 (Thanks to Pattie )

April 16, 2011 Posted by | Just life, Obama | | Leave a comment

Nobody Cares About a Sleepy Joe Biden

Nobody Cares:

My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived.”   

                        John Adams

The most remembered moment of Obama’s speech this week was Vice President, Joe Biden, who was sleeping . Joe was so inspired, that he took a nap. Either that or he was bored. If you look at the black lady behind him, and the woman who can hardly keep her head up right in back of him… he wasn’t the only one bored. So…here are a few guesses as to what he was thinking, or what Timothy Geithner was thinking:

 

Tim    There he goes again. You don’t see the guy for months, and when he does show up, all he does is sleep. The bastard is faking it. He owes me for covering up all his expenses in Rio, and he doesn’t want to fork out. He’s just pretending to be asleep so he doesn’t have to pay me.

Joe   Mary had a little lamb, it’s fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.

Tim: God…I’d like to punch the guy…he’s such a moron.

Joe: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…bacon…..mmmmmmmmmm..steak…mmmmm..train….

Tim: Couldn’t he have picked someone with a little more class to be VP, like me?

Joe: I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree…

Tim: Look, there’s the camera. I’m NOT going to kick him..I hope they blast him tomorrow.

Joe: Nipples. Honey.

Tim: He doesn’t know it, but I’ve got the numbers to his Cayman account.

Joe: Angelina…baby…

 Okay…not many people know that Joe Biden almost died at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, in February 1988, because he had to have surgery to correct an intracranial berry aneurysm that had begun leaking. And while he was recovering, he suffered a pulmonary embolism. Later in May of 1988 he had another operation to repair a second aneurysm, and was out of the Senate for nine months. And while no more incidents have been reported…maybe Joe is due.
 
I’m just saying.
 
 And this is the man that is second in line to become President.

April 15, 2011 Posted by | democrats, Obama, politics | | Leave a comment

Trump Is Right to Go After the Birth Certificate

Nobody Flashes:

 Donald Trump is really getting hammered because he is going after Obama to show his birth certificate. This is an older video where  Kevin ‘Coach’ Collins, who help put on a March to Washington last year to protest Obama not being qualified to be President—he goes into the issue with much better detail. 

The SIMPLE reason why it’s important for the President to be a natural-born citizen, is because any  foreigner can destroy the country in that powerful position. Donald is being very smart. Attack Obama going right out of the gate— disqualify him so he cannot run.

There is risk in this because if Trump really is successful, and doesn’t give up on this…Obama could decide to do something drastic so that the elections are not held. He is quite capable of it. It’s the Chicago way.

You know, it’s funny that everyone is saying that Donald  is just trying to get attention, but why is he doing all this? If he doesn’t run for President, he will not be as respected after all this hoopla, and Trump thinks too much of his own brand to spoil it with a tease.  I think he will run…and he could beat Obama, because he’s NOT a politician.  America is fed up with the lot of them.

Sarah Palin will probably run…and she will chosen over the Donald to be the  Republican’s nomination—unless of course, they run Mitt Romney just because he’s in like Flint with all the global Rhino’s. I cannot believe that Mitt Romney  is even leading the polls. I haven’t seen him once on any of the programs, and most conservitives dumped him over his Health Care System.  You can’t listen to those polls. Really.

BUT…if Donald Trump can get Rush Limbaugh’s endorsement, that’s a mighty powerful endorsement. it will be an interesting fight. 

Right now…this nobody agrees with Donald.. ‘President Obama MUST go.

April 14, 2011 Posted by | Elections, Obama, Presidents | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Executioner Obama VS Hillary the Hun

Nobody’s Perfect: It was hard not to comment on the fabulous failure of Charlie Sheen’s road show this week. It was also hard not to celebrate the retirement of Katie Couric from the CBS nightly news, but, I found these two flaming pilgrims mere twits on a baby’s dimpled butt-cheek compared to the real life mistakes of our big and bold socialist leaders.
Obama makes the list again this week, (I cannot seem to keep him off) but he has good company in our favorite gal about the world, Hillary Clinton. Most of us have noticed that for the FIRST time in Obama’s administration, Hillary Clinton has been on the front lines running the United States in foreign affairs in the East because, if there is a mistake made, Obama can blame her.
 
Hillary, the maniacal man-hater, has found one man she wants to stick up for: Assad of Syria. Assad has killed 40,000 of his own people in Lebanon (according to WIKIPEDIA) …which puts him right up there with Saddam, but Hillary said that Assad is a “reformer.” In other words, when his people rose up against him recently, she stuck up for him.
 
Now, does this have ANYTHING to do with the Golan Heights that Israel won far and square after being attacked by Syria in the Yom Kipper War? Is this against the Jews— because this is land that Obama would like Israel to give back? Or is it because satellite images project plutonian in Syria? This from Charles Krauthammer:

Clinton’s statement is morally obtuse. Here are people demonstrating against a dictatorship that repeatedly uses live fire on its own people, a regime that in 1982 killed 20,000 in Hama and then paved the dead over. Here are insanely courageous people demanding reform—the the U.S. secretary of state tells the world that the thug ordering and shooting of innocents already is a reformer, thus effectively endorsing the Baath party line—“We are all reformers,” Assad told parliament—and undermine the demonstrators” cause.

Hillary is no pimp of piety. Obviously she was told to stick up for Assad by her boss. And speaking of her boss, Hillary’s racking mistake is nothing compared to her boss’s decision, made today, that…well ..I’ll just keep Gitmo opened and those terrorist that I said I would put on trial in New York, are going to be tried by military court. He announced this absurd reversal on the same day he said he was running for reelection, which of course reminded everyone how he had promised to close Gitmo on his first day in office, and how he had also lobbied hard to give a “fair trial” to the terrorists of 9/11 in New York, causing more years of extreme heartache to all those that suffered on that day.
 
Obama’s political instincts are sharp and so, he passed the buck of blame on this to Eric Holder. Bob Holder said this in a press conference: “Do I know better than them? Yes. I respect their ability to disagree but they should respect that this is an executive branch function, a unique executive branch function,”
 
Obama has a lot of “executive branch functions” doesn’t he? In other words, a dictator can branch out as many functions as he seems fit.
 
No wonder he likes Assad.
 
Obama’s Youtube reelection video, which was released today, was so lame, that you would actually think MR. Perfect wants to lose.
 
Or,—is he just waiting for some  big moment to recapture his popularity?
Nobody thinks, with these two running the show, Obama might never have to run for reelection ever again.

April 4, 2011 Posted by | Clintons, Middle East, Obama | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Remembers Obama’s Lies

Nobody Flashes Email on Saturday Night.

 This was one of my favorite emails this past week.

This video reminds me of an old Richard Gere movie, POWER,  where Richard played a PR man who was hired to get some guy elected President of the United States. It’s a movie worth watching, next time you’re at the video store.

The point of the movie was that a candidate can say ANYTHING to get himself elected, but once there, he can do whatever he wants. Scott Brown, ran as a conservative and won in Massachusetts. He is a fine example of what candidates can do to win people’s hearts. Scott drove a pick-up truck, got the tea party to back him, then after he was elected, he dumped them.

This video is a perfect example of this political deceit game. The promises Obama makes here are one of the reasons many voted for him. The only thing that is missing in this, is Obama saying that he would promise to never launch a war without Constitutional backing….something he just did. That is in another video.

So, one must ask…why ARE there not a boatload of reporters calling him on these things that he promised?

Uhhhhh…do I need to answer that?

Somebody should send this to Donald Trump… 

Here we see 7 lies in less than 2 minutes. Amazing.

Pass it around if you haven’t seen it, and remember to tell your liberal friends when they go to the ballot box.

 (Thanks to Tom Beebe)

April 2, 2011 Posted by | Obama, politics, Uncategorized | | 7 Comments

What Do These People Have In Common?

Making the List of Acceptable Risks: What do these People Have in Common?
 
 
Nobody Remembers one of the reasons for Charles Lindbergh’s great success, was that he was, according to his youngest child, Reeve Lindbergh, “an inveterate list maker. We used to make fun of him.” He would follow his kids around with lists for them to do.
 
To Charles, they were a point of self-preservation, and he insisted that lists were part of the important mental task of being prepared for calculated, acceptable risk.
 
Gee…I guess Bernanke didn’t keep lists, nothing about TARP was acceptable or calculated. (Or was it?)
 
Lindbergh used to make great lists before a flight, and even the fishing hooks (in case of a crash over the Arctic) were counted and weighed several times. Every ounce over meant less fuel.
 
Another famous list maker, according to those who know her, is Madonna. It seems she gets in her limo and marks off all she has to do that day. People who have worked for her say she is almost obsessed with list making. Nobody wonders if she gives HER kids lists of things to do?
 
Once, Gene Simmons went practically crazy when he lost his little black appointment book on his show.
 
Seventy percent of the people in the world, it is said, make lists. Some of them even use sticky notes on their computer. I make lists, but then, I almost never finish my daily tasks. Out of a list of fifteen, if I am lucky, I might make it to four. Show me a man or women who finishes their list every single day, and I’ll bet you they are 1. famous and 2. probably rich. That kind of drive takes superhuman effort. Not to mention—no kids, no pets, no demanding spouse, no house, no dishes, no laundry, no email, no Supernatural reruns, and no earthquakes, tornadoes, or hurricanes. It also helps if you don’t have to cook.
 
The only good piece of advice that I ever got from Bill Clinton, came from his book called, “My Life,” which, I must say, is one of the most boring books you can ever pick up…but it did have one redeeming factor which was…Bill told us all to make lists each and every day, and do the most important thing first, then go down the list and finish things off in the matter of their importance.
 
No doubt it’s one of the reasons why some little fat boy from Arkansas grew up to be one of the most powerful men in the world: He made lists. And don’t you wonder what happened to those “lists?” I bet if we could find some of Bill Clinton old lists, we would not only find thousands of telephone numbers, (and bank accounts) but lists of White House enemies, and who he had audited. Because Bill took a calculated risk even making them, you can bet they have all been shredded.
 
You would think by the horrible failure of the current administration, that nobody is keeping any lists at the White House…but that’s not quite true. Obama has a Blackberry. So, in the fine Nixononian tradition of keeping lists…I can only speculate what a daily list on Obama’s Blackberry might look like…

 

‘President’ Obama’s List of THINGS TO DO TODAY
 
Things with calculated acceptable risk:
 
1. Make sure they put your Presidential Obama logo on the cardboard Easter eggs for the Easter Egg Hunt. Make sure the Easter Party inside has the real chocolate ordered from France.
 
 2. Call Louis Farrakhan. Explain that this war will get you reelected, and remind him that that’s important for the Muslim Nation. Mention that Kaddafi is okay.
 
3. Send Michelle to the Bahamas for another vacation.
 
4. Golf: tee time 10.am tomorrow, and Sunday. Bring the clubs Tiger gave you. Send Air Force One to pick up Jeffery.
 
5. Photo-op with NBA players at 1pm. Let them all stay overnight for a big party.
 
6. Lunch with Beyonce. (Keep the NBA players away for at least an hour)
 
7. Meet with Jeb Bush to go over immigration reform at 3pm.
 
8. Invite Donald Trump to White House, but then cancel.
 
9. Fly to Chicago to meet Rahm for dinner. Make sure Daley knows he can fly on Air Force One. Go over strategy for re-election.
 
10. Get invites out to all the highest campaign contributors to get a ride on Air Force One to Dublin. COST: $700,000 a seat. Make sure Stevie gets to come.
 
11. Invade Libya, but make sure it doesn’t get out.
 
12. Call George Soros before you retire, you know how he hates it when you don’t.
 
So,..as you can see that there are LISTS…and there are lists. They are not all the same. which means, after reading Obama’s list mine is starting to make me look a lot more like Lindbergh. I’m going to start weighing my essays from now on, because, I’m sure even Charles would agree….I am taking a calculated but acceptable risk just writing this.

April 1, 2011 Posted by | Just life, Obama, politics | | 4 Comments