Joyanna Adams

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The Last Debate—The Flapping Flag

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Here’s the lowdown on the debate tonight: Mitt stayed above petty attacks, and Obama made long speeches about how he was going to do all the things Mitt says he is going to do.

I’m beginning to think that’s his strategy. Talk like a conservative.

Mitt looked Presidential, Obama looked angry. Mitt looked humble, Obama looked cocky. And he acted cocky too.  

Obama is running on the same promises he ran on before. By now, it’s really boring. There were times last night when Obama was talking that I was almost falling asleep. Not much of what he says he has done matches reality. And he keeps repeating over and over the same old lines: Add teachers, and jobs, and tax the rich people, and add more teachers…

Nobody knew Mitt was going to win tonight because 1st) He has wanted to be President for some time now, he’s hungry for it:  and 2nd)…and this may seem silly, but like many people looking for a win, I was searching for that lucky charm tonight before the debate, and I got it.

It’s not scientific at all. I was taking my nightly walk around the block tonight, and every night, there is one house that I consider sacred. At this house, there is a very tall flag pole in the front yard, with a big American flag that is there night and day.  You can see this flag from the next block because he has three floodlights on it. It must have cost a good $800 to put up. This is the house of a VERY proud American, and not afraid to show it.

I’m usually deep in thought when I’m walking around the block but tonight—for the first time ever, I heard that flag flap…loudly in the wind as I walked by. It was a snap, a loud snap. It made me turn….. As if it was saying to me…’YES. I AM still here, and I WILL win.”

And I was thinking to myself…you know, that the first time you’ve heard that flag snap.  In fact, when was the last time you even heard that sound?

Okay. I don’t get out much…but tonight I took it as a  sign.

As I looked at that flag tonight, I knew Romney would win. It was going to be a GOOD night. I just knew it. It was a gut feeling.

I also knew the Cardinals would lose.

Hey! Donald Trump says he always has gut feelings, why can’t I?

Tonight was a very good night. Tonight, it was obvious which man had studied, and which man thought he could just get by on his slick tongue.  Tomorrow you won’t believe your ears when all the democratic minions spin how wonderful Obama was…but anyone who actually watched the debate, will know. Obama was…grasping. He’s going down.

I HAVE been planning on buying one of those “RIP” Halloween plastic gravestones to put under my 1776 flag that I have flying on my porch, if Obama wins.

But now, I just might have to add another flag…and a maybe a few floodlights of my own.

Yes, it was a GOOD night.

And when Mitt Romney becomes Preisdent, it will be an even better year.

 

 

 

 

October 23, 2012 Posted by | Presidentcial Election, Presidential Debate | , , , , | 4 Comments

The Second Presidential Debate, OR: Candy Crowley–Has Got a JOB!

Nobody Knows

You may fool all the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can’t fool all of the people all the time–Abraham Lincoln.

If you watched the same debate that I did tonight, then you, like me have to wonder what’s going on? Everyone claimed that Obama won…because he was sort of mean, I guess.

After the debate nothing was said by anyone about the format we saw…clearly, Obama did so badly at the first debate that this debate was staged to give Obama the advantage in every respect: The questions were ‘picked’ to put all the liberal talking points into Obama’s hands. Gun control, women’s paychecks, college students..etc.   Oh…but they put in a “token” one, asked by a black man, just so you wouldn’t think that the questions were stacked, and handpicked to favor Obama.

The whole thing was staged to give Obama the time to do what he does best: Bullshit. These former Obama voters (See Video)  GOT it. He IS full of bullshit. So, why didn’t the famous political pundits get it?

Nobody Knows. To them, whoever bullies the other guy the most wins the debate. It’s a FIGHT! It’s entertainment! Who took the most blows? TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT DEBATE!

Never mind about who the best for the country, it’s Who got in the last word?

Very seldom did Obama answer any question directly. Sometimes, he went all over the map, in fact, in trying to answer the first question I actually thought he was on some kind of speed. He wandered from subject to subject, as if he wanted to get EVERYTHING in the first few seconds.

That’s a winner?

Candy Crowley almost never let Mitt defend himself against Obama’s lies, for the first hour, she continued to stop him. It was unfair. It was rude, and she only did it once to the President.

Mitt could have put in a few more facts of ammunition, tonight, but I really don’t think he expected to be cut off as much as he was. She just downright nurtured him.

This whole thing was stacked to make Obama look powerful, and what is truly bothering me is the why all the conservative pundits are giving the win to Obama. CNN, it was obvious…had a well thought out plan.

The pundits missed it tonight, but not the American people. Look at that video. Those people nailed it.

If you go by these people, Obama was hurt more by this debate than the last. He lied much more here. He looked mean. When he comes out and says, “I’m the commandeer in chief!” he says it with the demand of a King…how DARE you question HIM..or any of his people, about Benghazi!

Well..Mr. President. The fact is, you didn’t care about those Americans in Benghazi. It’s YOUR fault they are dead. And yes, the American people CAN see it that way.  And we will dare to question you.

You work for us….(Me thinks he protests too much. )

Most people’s minds are made up by now….And while I was wondering tonight why the regular pundits on TV were not talking about the obvious setup of unfair debate that happened last night…be rest assured…

This was not a “town-hall” event. This was a staged attack on Mitt Romney, to bring Obama back into play. While Chris Mathews might be having tickles up both legs tomorrow, there will be many conservatives who were going to stay home, but after watching Obama tonight–have changed their minds.

We saw the Chicago Obama tonight–but by comparision…Obama will meet the Patriots of American on Electon day. And according to these former Obama voters—American Patriots… Mitt Romney looked:

“Forceful, compassionate, presidential,” one participant said.
“Confident and realistic,” said another.
“Presidential,” another told Luntz.”Dynamo, winner.” said one more
“Enthusiastic,” another reacted.
“Our next president,” one man said.

Remember Mr. President— the words of Abraham Lincoln. You can’t fool us all.

October 17, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Presidentcial Election, Presidents | , , , | 2 Comments

The Orphic Republican Debate


  Nobody Wins:

So, who won tonight’s Republican Presidential primary debate? According to all polls, Mitt Romney.

Really? Not to this Nobody. Mitt Romney is about as trustworthy as a rapper on a hot night in Philly. He represents the big multinational companies. How can you trust a man who passed the first Obamacare in his state, and then says if he is elected he is going to repeal it? Whenever he talks I want to put a big bandage on his head.

Uh…so he was dumb two year ago? Suddenly we have a brain surge? What will he say two years from now?

You can’t trust him.

He says: he is the businessman, that’s what makes him special. Well, so is Herman Cain. Herman says that America should learn to take a joke. Pizza is NOT made in Iran.

Herman is very likable, but so is Bambi.

Nobody thinks Donald Trump’s experience as a businessman trumps both these guys, because he just has more experience overseas. But, that’s just my  Nobody’s Opinion. Trump and Palin are playing the smart card along with Rick Perry and staying out till later.  Soooooooooooooooooo, the desperate Americans will wait for more American Republican Idol debates. Great. They really ought to put Alex Baldwin in between them all just to liven it up.

Besides the fact that Jon Huntsman feels our pain, the most memorable thing about the whole debate was the fight between Michelle and Tim. I thought Michelle handled it well, and it might have to do with the fact that I saw Hillary again today on T.V.

Hillary has been around since the Civil War. Every time I see her I think of Sherman. Do we HAVE to keep seeing her on our TV? It’s like a bug crawling across the screen, she drives me crazy.

Go away!

I’m in a real sexist mood today since Gloria the Stein-ham came out talking her usual trash about any woman that is not her. Why can’t the good lord do us a favor and put both Gloria and Hillary on the next test flight over the ocean? It’s a big place the ocean.

Go on Gloria…be brave.. like Amelia.

The last woman politician this Nobody liked was Margaret Thatcher. And then, there was that old lady in Canada, who plays hockey…the mayor. She should be our President.

Where was Gloria when Michelle was attacked? Pawlenty had a real macho thing going on tonight, which makes you wonder if he isn’t running just to get her out of the picture. After all, next to Ron Paul, she is the tea party candidate.

“She’s got a record of misstating and making false statements,” Pawlenty said.

Come on: show me a politician who has NOT misstated or made false statements and I’ll show you how to win a game of chess in one move.

And speaking of Ron Paul, he got the most applause, because he’s the most honest. Did you notice they didn’t let him talk much?

Maybe we should try some normal people, like Dave Barry. What about him? He runs every year. (If you don’t know who Dave Barry is, then I suggest more alchohol.)

The nation could use man with a sense of humor. At least he would tell us jokes in his press conferences while we all slide into oblivion. The reasoning for this is that the band kept playing on the Titanic.

We must strive to be noble in our descent, don’t you think?

I’m just saying.

And then there was Newt, who was sharp…but he’s just like Romney. What they say, and what they will do..are always opposite most of the time.
Besides the usual, “I will save the Jews, the economy, the problem on the border, the schools, the country, Cher’s naval, and the nukes in Iran.” stuff that they always say, it was not very informative.

Besides— the problems we are facing are so big, that the most any of them can do is…very little. Trying to solve our deficit would be like putting a dog leash on a blue whale.

But…according to everyone..Romney won, and I admit, I didn’t really listen to it very carefully, because I just want to sleep when I hear the man talk.

You know, if Winston Churchill had been in the debate tonight, the news from everyone would STILL have been: Mitt Romney won.
Does it really matter?

Nobody Says…not today.

August 12, 2011 Posted by | Presidents | , , , , | Leave a comment