Joyanna Adams

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The Last Debate—The Flapping Flag

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Here’s the lowdown on the debate tonight: Mitt stayed above petty attacks, and Obama made long speeches about how he was going to do all the things Mitt says he is going to do.

I’m beginning to think that’s his strategy. Talk like a conservative.

Mitt looked Presidential, Obama looked angry. Mitt looked humble, Obama looked cocky. And he acted cocky too.  

Obama is running on the same promises he ran on before. By now, it’s really boring. There were times last night when Obama was talking that I was almost falling asleep. Not much of what he says he has done matches reality. And he keeps repeating over and over the same old lines: Add teachers, and jobs, and tax the rich people, and add more teachers…

Nobody knew Mitt was going to win tonight because 1st) He has wanted to be President for some time now, he’s hungry for it:  and 2nd)…and this may seem silly, but like many people looking for a win, I was searching for that lucky charm tonight before the debate, and I got it.

It’s not scientific at all. I was taking my nightly walk around the block tonight, and every night, there is one house that I consider sacred. At this house, there is a very tall flag pole in the front yard, with a big American flag that is there night and day.  You can see this flag from the next block because he has three floodlights on it. It must have cost a good $800 to put up. This is the house of a VERY proud American, and not afraid to show it.

I’m usually deep in thought when I’m walking around the block but tonight—for the first time ever, I heard that flag flap…loudly in the wind as I walked by. It was a snap, a loud snap. It made me turn….. As if it was saying to me…’YES. I AM still here, and I WILL win.”

And I was thinking to myself…you know, that the first time you’ve heard that flag snap.  In fact, when was the last time you even heard that sound?

Okay. I don’t get out much…but tonight I took it as a  sign.

As I looked at that flag tonight, I knew Romney would win. It was going to be a GOOD night. I just knew it. It was a gut feeling.

I also knew the Cardinals would lose.

Hey! Donald Trump says he always has gut feelings, why can’t I?

Tonight was a very good night. Tonight, it was obvious which man had studied, and which man thought he could just get by on his slick tongue.  Tomorrow you won’t believe your ears when all the democratic minions spin how wonderful Obama was…but anyone who actually watched the debate, will know. Obama was…grasping. He’s going down.

I HAVE been planning on buying one of those “RIP” Halloween plastic gravestones to put under my 1776 flag that I have flying on my porch, if Obama wins.

But now, I just might have to add another flag…and a maybe a few floodlights of my own.

Yes, it was a GOOD night.

And when Mitt Romney becomes Preisdent, it will be an even better year.





October 23, 2012 - Posted by | Presidentcial Election, Presidential Debate | , , , ,


  1. You are kind, Joy. But please take the credit for the ‘lead-ins’. Without your gems on display, I would not be able to bring matching ones to the table.

    Perhaps when you do come to Oz (you MUST) we could wear matching underwear – instead of none at all – at our coffee protest, although I would much prefer we just ignored Starbucks ( I do) and just had those long black coffees I like at the Beach House in Sandy Bay. It is a fine place for ladies to display their nether garments and I do not protest at all at that.


    Comment by Amfortas | October 23, 2012 | Reply

    • It’s a date! Now..where is my plane ticket…? LOL!

      Joyanna Adams



      Comment by joyannaadams | October 24, 2012 | Reply

  2. And what of the ‘moderator’ this time. Another Gal-Q’aida operative? Bin Laden may have gone but the media has many a bin liner doing damage wherever they can.

    Glad to see the Flag being raised. One small but vital question has yet to be raised though…. Mormons say only 144,000 folk will go to Heaven. There is fresh underwear stashed in Utah for the trip, I am told. So, has Mr Romney showed us just how ‘The’ list is going to be applied politically?

    The Socialists have put all their mini-satans in high positions and no doubt they will be cast down soon after Barry O’Beelzebub. But will the new heads of Departments of State be from amongst the chosen mini-saints of the Mormon persuasion, fresh linen and all? I guess we will just have to count the wives instead of the mistresses…. and the spoons…..and the coffee-machines…..and the staplers.


    Comment by Amfortas | October 23, 2012 | Reply

    • I can’t for the life of me figure out why SOMEONE somewhere has not grabbed you and paid you big bucks for your most entertaining and informative insights! Oh wait…could it be that you are not in “style” at the moment? Maybe I should come to Australia and we should hang out at Starbucks…go on a “We are having NO MORE of your liberial COFFEE ” strike. And we are wearing no underwear.

      Joyanna Adams



      Comment by joyannaadams | October 23, 2012 | Reply

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