Joyanna Adams

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And the Virgin Vote For Sex Oscar Goes To…..Australia!

Nobody Knows

I have avoided posting this ad for Obama, because it’s just so embarrasing…I couldn’t help but wonder if women really are so stupid now, that they think that IF they vote for Obama, they might have sex with him. They left loves this bimbo, she is so creative! So original! So cool!

THEN it was reported that Lena Dunham was not so original (They claim she thought this little “lose your virginity”) concept all by herself.

Then it came out that Putin used it FIRST.

BUT—-Let’s get the record straight: It was Sarah Hansen-Young, Green Party women from Australia that had them BOTH beat! And notice, she actually looks like she would be good at phone sex..unlike Lena, who you can’t picture doing anything but buying really ugly jewery and getting a tatoo on her butt saying she voted for Obama. I’m not sure she’s READY for sex.

What’s the message? SLUTS VOTE!

Good god. This is solid proof that all liberals and communists think all women are good for is sex. They HAVE no brains.

Now we know. Lena copied Putin who copied Sarah Hanson Young…Australia. The Brits are FIRST again!

(Thanks to amfortas)

October 30, 2012 Posted by | Elections, humor, Obama, sex, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Obama…Great Promises…Same Old Song.

Nobody Reports

As anyone knows who owns a house, millions of people right now on the East Coast are calling their insurance agents who are telling them: “Uh…flood damage is not covered.”

BUT…if Obama gets reelected…you can be sure he will spout off that he ‘saved’ the car industry, because by March, all the thousands of cars that were damaged in this storm will have to be replaced. I know, that’s what happened to us. We had an old Ford Cougar that we would have driven until its last putter, but hail the size of baseballs totaled it. We had no other choice but to buy a car. We could have skipped the montly car payments and use that money to buy new gutters for the house.

So it goes. We will be climbing up those latters a few more years.

I was thinking that this seemed a fitting ending to Obama’s Presidency, because since he’s been in office, we have had  enough natural disasters, in tornado’s, floods, oil spills, forest fires..etc…that in the future, we will associate all these disasters with the Obama Presidency. I know I will.

God speed all of those that are already struggling in this economy, and then got slammed with Hurricane Sandy.

Let’s hope, they make it to the voting boooths.

Swim if you have to…

And watch this video….it’s almost perfect.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

October 30, 2012 Posted by | American History, Elections, Obama | , , , | Leave a comment

   

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