Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Flashes: Video Shows Exactly How Obama Gets His Jobs Numbers!

Nobody’s Opinion

Last week, after the empty chair got righteously trumped in the first Presidential Debate, all his minions filled the airwaves with all the various reasons of why the Potus was off his game:

1) He was speechless at all the lies being thrown and him and couldn’t respond because he was drugged.

2) He didn’t want to look like an angry black man, and pretending to be an intelligent white man was just too hard.

3) His debating skills were sabotaged by John Kerry, whose debating skills were sabotaged by his wife who still cannot speak English.

4) He wanted to look Presidential…and have a civil conversation, and Mitt just wouldn’t let him talk, unlike his teleprompter, who lets him talk all the time.

5) The real Mitt Romney wasn’t there, but the one that was there just lied, which in that case means that the real Mitt Romney that wasn’t there, is NOT a liar.

6) He was oxygen deprived….and just didn’t want to be there.  In fact, his poor brain was so ‘oxygen deprived’ that all he could think about was helping Snoop-Dog come up with 10 reasons why everyone should vote for him, and was writing them down while Mitt was talking so he wouldn’t forget.

7) He was especially angry that Mitt attacked Big Bird, who was his childhood favorite Sesame Street character. He couldn’t believe someone would attack the Bird who taught him how to count.

8) He was thinking about the 17th hole.

9) He was thinking that Michelle was still pissed off at him sitting next to Beyonce in Las Vegas all night, and was thinking of taking Michelle to Paris after the debate to make up for it…then maybe another vacation…

Nobody Believes any of it: the fact is, Obama couldn’t debate Romney because he simply doesn’t believe in the free market system. How do I know? Because it ws among his summation.

“I believe in a free market.” he said in the first sentence of his closing remarks.

Oh..sure you do…that’s why you have fundamentally worked every day to try to control and change the whole American system.

Because Romney beat him so bad on the economy, they came out the next day and ‘fixed”a few numbers, used that very special process shown in this video,  and came out with the great news, that people are just now going back to work! In California, they can’t afford to GET to work because the gas pumps are down but hey… jobs are coming back! If people can’t afford to drive to tham, that’s not his problem…..he will need another four years to build those roads.

I don’t know what it’s like in your neighborhood, but the economy here is so bad, that almost daily I have some guy knock on my door wanting to know if I need my trees cut, or my roof fixed, or new windows. The economy is SO bad, that when I say “Ok, give me an estimate” they refuse. They can’t give me one until my husband is there.

In other words, sales are SO bad that they have to make that sale, and they no longer want to trust the “Housewife” who may be, the one who really does make the decisions. Housewives are…such a rarity nowadays they are NOT to be trusted.

They HAVE to make that sale, and they think the husband is the only one with the money.

We’ve come full circle girls. Talk about women’s discrimination. I can’t even get estimates anymore. And the house is in MY name.

“I handle the money. I make all the decisions on the house. ” I tell them.  “You say you give free estimates, but not to the wife? ”

Nope. Doesn’t matter. They can only talk to my husband.  (Nobody is making this up.)

The truth is, the economy has crashed. I stopped looking for work as a musician quite a while ago because the pickings were very slime. I could still play piano bars..but there are none that are hiring. Most of the ones I used to play for are out of business.

Yes, the empty chair doesn’t tell you that most of the jobs added, are government jobs, and that’s why he said he wanted to add $100,000 teachers.

The ONLY reason Obama wants to add 100,000 math and science teachers is for the union dues that would be taken from those teachers, and then put right back into electing democrats.

Other nations have large class sizes, and they seem to do just fine. Besides, our schools have been so bad for so long, we would probably have to import them.

So next time you hear Obama says” It’s all in the math” remember Obama leared his math at the feet of Big Bird.

He still thinks there are 57 states, and pretending to be Oscar the Grouch will get him re-elected. If I were Mitt, I’d attack Count Dracula in the next dabate. That’s should bring him to his knees.

October 7, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, capitalism, corruption, democrats, economy, education, Elections, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Clinton, the Liar–Tells Us We Need Obama

Nobody Gets Email

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)


Let’s think about this…

Clinton was disbarred from practicing law in Arkansas for lying under oath.

He also paid a $25,000.00 fine there, this was all over the Lewinski incident.

He was also disbarred from practicing law in front of the Supreme Court. So Bill Clinton, a disbarred lawyer, a President who was impeached for lying under oath, asks the American people to believe him when he says the best thing for our country is 4 more years of Obama.

Just wanted to make sure I had it right.

October 7, 2012 Posted by | Clintons, corruption | , , , , | 2 Comments


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