Joyanna Adams

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The Bell Curve of the Jewish Question: Uh…..Don’t You Think We NEED Them?

Nobody’s Opinion:

Once upon a time, a dark-haired man named Adolf Hitler, decided he was going to build the superior race: This race was going to be really pretty. He had studied the Eugenics of a certain group of scientists, and thought …YES! I will make the most handsome people in the whole world! They will be blond, blue-eyed, and perfect.

To go about this scientific experiment, he decided to get rid of all the people who did not look like his perfect humans so they couldn’t reproduce and muck it all up: The sick, the old, the gypsies, the gays, and the Jews. And he got pretty good at eliminating those “ugly-looking Jews. You COULD say his plan was pure  genius…Just load them on trains, shuffle them off to camps, and then…throw them in the oven! It worked! It was such a clever idea that nobody figured out until after he was dead just how many “undesirables” he had toasted.

And like many things in life, the very blood of the Jews might have been responsible for their own mass slaughter, because many historians believe that Hitler…had Jewish blood in him…which means, he got some of that Jewish DNA which gave him the “brain” power to think up a way to commit mass genocide with such finesse.

(Just because you’re smart or even Jewish, it doesn’t mean you use that intelligence for the good of mankind. George Soros is proof of that.)

The men who wrote “The Bell Curve” did a study on the various IQ’s of nationalities, and it was found that, it was the Jews…whose IQ’s  came out on top. Second was the Chinese, third were the Whites, and then so on down the lines. Of course, they were called ‘racists’ for even conducting this IQ scientific study. Your only a “scientist if they like what you find.

Say what you want about the fact that certain races are  more intelligent than others on a curve, despite the fact that “all men are created equal” that’s only under our wonderful Constitution: They really are not created that way…now are they? Everything in nature has a DNA sequence, and humans are no exception. You wouldn’t bring a poodle to take down a drug dealer, would you?

Not the same you say? That’s another blog.

As Thomas Sowell points out, most basketball teams are filled with blacks, because generally speaking, they have a DNA advantage…they are TALL.

So…here we are again at another point in history where some Muslims have been declaring : “We need to annihilate the Jews.” This time it’s coming from a distant relatives of the same family tree…Moses.  And the blue-eyed blond nation..is now considered among the “undesirable.”

Here’s an email that will make you think about that: Nobody Thinks we should protect the Jews beyond all costs, if nothing else, because of all they have done for the human race, and what they will do for the future of it.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

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A short time ago, Iran’s Supreme Leader Grand Ayatollah Ali Khomeini urged the Muslim World to boycott anything and everything that originates with the Jewish people. In response, Meyer M. Treinkman, a Pharmacist, out of the kindness of his heart, offered to assist them in their boycott as follows:

“Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew. Dr. Ehrlich. He should not ever try to find out whether he has Syphilis, because the Wasserman Test is the discovery of a Jew. If a Muslim suspects that he has Gonorrhea, he must not seek diagnosis, because he will be using the method of a Jew named Neissner.

A Muslim who has heart disease must not use Digitalis, a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube.

Should he suffer with a toothache he must not use Novocain, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil.

If a Muslim has Diabetes, he must not use insulin, the result of research by Minkowsky, a Jew. If one has a headache, he must shun Pyramidon and Antyprin, due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege.

Muslims with convulsions must put up with them because it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed the use of Chloral Hydrate.

Arabs must do likewise with their psychic aliments because Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew.

Should a Muslim child get Diphtheria, he must refrain from the “Schick” reaction, which was invented by the Jew, Bella Schick.

Muslims should be ready to die in great numbers and must not permit treatment of ear and brain damage, work of Jewish Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram.

They should continue to die or remain crippled by infantile Paralysis because the discoverer of the anti-polio vaccine is a Jew, Jonas Salk.

Muslims must refuse to use Streptomycin and continue to die of Tuberculosis and be proud to obey the Islamic boycott.

Muslim doctors should discard all discoveries and improvements by dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the lung specialist, Frawnke, and many other world renowned Jewish scientists and medical experts.

In short, good and loyal Muslims properly and fittingly should remained afflicted with Syphillis, Gonorrhea, Heart Disease, Headaches, Typhus, Diabetes, Mental Disorders, Polio Convulsions and Tuberculosis and be proud to obey the Islamic boycott.

Oh…and by the way, don’t call for a doctor on your cell phone because the cell phone was invented in Israel by a Jewish engineer.

Meanwhile I ask, what medical contributions to the world have the Muslims made?

The Global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000: that is one billion two hundred million or 20% of the world’s population.

They have received the following Nobel Prizes:

Literature–1988-Najib Mahfooz Peace   1978      Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat, 1990 Elias James Corey, 1994 Yaser arafat,1999 Ahmed Zewai Economics          Zero     Physics                 Zero    Medicine             1960 Peter Brain Medawar, 1998 Ferid Mourad

Total: Seven

The Global Jewish Population is 14,000.000: about 0.02% of the world’s population.

They have received the following Nobel Prizes:

Literature: 1910-Paul Heyse, 1927-Henri Bergson, 1958-Boris Pasternak, 1966-Nelly Sachs, 1976-Saul Bellow, 1978-Isaac Bashevis Singer, 1981-Elias Canetti, 1987-Joseph Brodsky, 1991-Nadine Gordimer

World Peace: 1911-Alfred Fried, 1968-Rene Cassin, 1973-Henry Kissinger, 1978-Menachem Begin, 1986-Elie Wiesel, 1994-Shimon Peres, 1994-Yetzhak Rabin.

Physics: 1905-Adolph Von Baeyer, 1906-Henri Moissan, 1907-Albert Abraham Michelson, 1908-Gabriel Lippmann, 1910-Otto Wallach, 1915-Richard Wilstaetter, 1918-Fritz Haber, 1921-Albert Einstein, 1922-Niels Bohr, 1925-James Franck, 1925-Gustav Hertz, 1943-George Charles de Havesy, 1944-Isidor Issac Rabi, 1952-Felix Bloch, 1954-Max Born, 1958-Igor Tamm, 1959-Emilio Segre, 1960-Donald A. Glaser, 1961-Robert Hofstadter, 1961-Melvin Calvin, 1962-Lev Davidovich Landau, 1962-Max ferdinand Perutz, 1965-Richard Phillips Feynman, 1965-Julian Schwinger, 1969-Murray Gell-mann, 1971-Dennis Gabor, 1972-William Howard Stein, 1973-Brain David Josephson, 1975-Benjamin Mottleson, 1976-Burton Richter, 1977-Ilya Prigogine, 1978-Arno Allan Penzias, 1979-Peter L. Kapitza, 1979-Stephen Weinberg, 1979-Sheldon Glashow, 1979-Herbert Charles Brown, 1980-Paul Berg, 1980-Walter Gilbert, 1981-Roald Hoffmann, 1982-Aaron Klug, 1985-Jerome Karle, 1986-Dudley R. Herschbach, 1988-Robert Huber, 1988-Leon Lederman, 1988-Melvin Schwartz, 1988-Jack Steinberger, 1989-Sidney Altman, 1990-Jerome Friedman, 1992-Rudolph Marcus, 1995-Martin Perl, 2000-Alan J. Heegar/

Economics: 1970-Paul Anthony Samuelson, 1971-Simon Kuznets, 1972-Kenneth Joseph Arrow, 1975-Leonid Kantorovich, 1976-Milton Friedman, 1978-Herbert A. Simon, 1980-Lawrence Robert Klein, 1985-Franco Modigliani, 1987-Robert M. Solow, 1990-Merton Miller, 1992-Gary Becker, 1993-Robert Fogel

Medicine: 1908-Elie Metchnikoff, 1908-Paul Erlich, 1914-Robert Barany, 1922-Otto Meyerhof, 1930-Karl Landsteiner, 1931-Oto Warburg, 1936-Otto Loewi, 1944-Joseph Erlanger, 1944-Herbert Spencer Gasser, 1945-Ernst Boris Chain, 1946-Hermann Joseph Muller, 1950-Tadeus Reichstein, 1952-Selman abraham Waksman, 1953-Hans Krebs, 1953-Fritz Albert Lipmann, 1958-Joshua Lederberg, 1959-Aruthur Kornberg, 1964-Konrad Bloch, 1965-Francois Jacob, 1965-Andre Lwoff, 1967-George Wald, 1968-Marshall W. Nirenburg, 1969-Salvador Luria, 1970-Julius Axelrod, 1970-Sir Bernard Katz, 1972-Gerald Maurice Edelman, 1975-Howard Martin Temin, 1976-Baruch s. Blumberg, 1977-Roselyn Sussman Yalow, 1978-Daniel Nathans, 1980-Baruj Benacerraf, 1984-Cesar Milstein, 1985-Joseph L. Goldstein, 1986-Stanley Cohen (& Rita Levi-Montalcini) 1988 Gertrude Elion, 1989-Harold Varmus, 1991-Erwin Neher, 1991-Bert Sakmann, 1993-Richard J. Roberts, 1993-Phillip Sharp, 1994-Alfred Gilman, 1995-Edward B. Lewis, 1996-Lu Roselacovino.

Total : 1291

The Jews are NOT promoting brainwashing children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non-Muslims. The Jews don’t hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, or blow themselves up in German restaurants. There is NOT one single Jew who has destroyed a church. There is NOT a single Jew who protests by killing people. The Jews don’t traffic slaves, not have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all Infidels.

Perhaps the world’s Muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems. Muslims must ask “what can they do for humankind” before they demand that humankind respects them. Regardless of your feelings about the crisis between Israel and the Palestinians and Arab neighbors, even if you believe there is more culpability on Israel’s part, the following two sentences really say it all:

“If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel.”

Benjamin Netanyahu: General Eisenhower warned us: It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead. He did this because he said in words to this effect: “Get it all on record now, get the films. Get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say this never happened.

Recently the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it offends the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. It is not removed as yet. It is now 65 years after the Holocaust, it is imperative to make sure that the world never forgets.

(This email is intended to reach 400 million people.)

Nobody Notes: The count in this email stopped at 2000. It is now, 2012….so there are more, we can be sure to add to that long lists of Jewish winners. Also, while the Muslims claim it was the American Cooper who developed the Cell phone, there are arguments that a Dr. Reuven Reuveni did it.

September 30, 2012 Posted by | Holocaust, Muslims, Uncategorized | , , , , | 9 Comments

Nobody Flashes a Sunday Morning Song…

Nobody Flashes

Here’s one of my favorite songs from a woman I always thought was eons ahead of Joan Baez in every respect. The lyrics to this song… just kill me.

I can STILL sing most every song that Joni Mitchell ever wrote.

She was…and remains, an original.

Enjoy!

September 29, 2012 Posted by | music | , | 2 Comments

Tony La Russa, Girls, Life, and Baseball

Nobody Notes:

If you don’t like baseball, skip this…because it’s long and I just had to write it. If you do, I hope you find a few common themes in your life to compare, and decide to share it–Joyanna.

Nobody’s Reports

“I quit!” I told my mother. I don’t WANT to learn how to cook!” I couldn’t think of anything more boring than pouring batter in a pan and then putting icing on a cake.

It was the first time I had stood up to my mother. She had enrolled me in the “Brownies” and to become a full-fledged Girl Scout, you had to get the “badge” of cooking. I wanted to rip that little badge off of every Girl Scout that went around proudly displaying it on their ne Girl Scout uniform.  It was a shock to my poor mother, but to me, life was unfair. My father had started a little league baseball team in our small home town of Naples, Florida, and he had made my brother the star pitcher.

I resented him so much for being chosen for this incredible position in my parent’s eyes, that I would sit high up in a tree behind first base, and pout every game. And then it occurred to me, one night while I was sitting in that tree watching my brother perform brilliantly, making my father and mother so proud, that my older brother could get hit in the head with a pitch, and they would have to call an ambulance and all of us would wonder if my brother would live or die. I didn’t want him to DIE!  A knock-down and a few coughs would have made me feel a lot better.

The fact is, I just wanted more of my parent’s attention. It didn’t matter how many straight A report cards I brought home, I could never be the star my brother was.

Did I resent him? YES! Was I a sinner for even having the thought? Was there something inside of me that wanted him..less popular?

Come on…be honest. Even dogs get jealous of each other.

Later on in college I was the same rebel: “I will NOT declare a major! Why do I have to? I want to take EVERYTHING! It’s MY money! I quit.”

As much as I wanted to perform some magic thing to make my position as the measly girl in the family who was only suppose to grow up and cook, life was almost becoming unbearable. And I was only six.

I was learning that life was not fair. There was so such thing as “Girl’s little league teams” in the fifties. My father, who quietly sympathized with my plight, felt my anguish and let me warm up the catcher, Rocky. Yes, I would pitch endlessly to the ten- year-old Rocky before the games, who was even at ten, perfect for the position. I LOVED pitching balls to Rocky. My dad would always pat me on the back and say “Good job.”  I lived for that moment.

Rocky later on, grew up to take me to my first dance…and he had to fight the school board for the privilege because he was in Junior High and I was still in Sixth Grade.

Which brings me to my point: Girls…in their minds, from the earliest age know they cannot compete with the boys, and some of us want to.  Before those hormones of puberty push you into reading Vogue magazine, and trying on lipstick,  many girls WANT to run, catch, throw, tackle…and hit the home run.  To the Tomboys, like me, it was the first hard lesson in life: You grow up. Face the facts. But that doesn’t mean after puberty, that we don’t compete.

Oh yes we do.

Last night, I attended a book signing held at the Public Country Library here in St. Louis, where Tony La Russa talked for quite awhile about his life as a World Series winning coach for the Cardinals.

After he talked they took questions from the audience. One young blond jumped up, and with tears in her voice, expressed her undying devotion to the coach who had ruled her whole life. In fact, she had bought him a letter that she wrote when she was ten.  TEN! Wow.

I thought the courage of that young woman remarkable. To stand up in front of 800 people and declare how this one man had influenced her whole life—may not seem a hard thing to many, but that takes some guts.

His influence went way beyond baseball.

And then, another woman stood up, and expressed the thankfulness she had of all the family memories—and how she had stood up for the coach, in all the tough times. She was a fierce and loyal fan. I could just picture her verbally assaulting anyone who had dared attack Tony’s coaching moves.

Whoa. Do NOT give that woman a bat.

The emotion from both these women were written all over faces of the other Cardinal fans in the audience.

And that’s the beauty of baseball.  It’s an amazing thing this game…how it units whole towns. Whole cities…and when the World Series comes about…a whole nation.

I was asking myself, while I was sitting there…seeing people being turned into emotional little kids—Were they remembering  the days of Dad throwing them the ball, the trips to the ballpark with their parents? (The endearing father and son sitting next to me were.) What is it about the game that units people into actually becoming winners and losers right along with their home teams?

As people, we go around in tribes, that’s true…but in  baseball, it’s more than that.

It gives everyone watching, that all important need to all humans:  physiologically hope.

Back in the eighties I was coming out of an extremely painful divorce. I went on a “blind” date who took me to a Cardinal baseball game. It was that night, that I saw my first home run.

Most people see it when they are kids. I was fortunate enough to see my first major league home run when I was well into my twenties.  Like a lot of things, you have to see a home run  when your older to fuller appreciate the miracle of it.  It’s like—if you took your one-year old to Disneyworld…he’s not going to get it. (Trust me, I did that.)

Jack Clark hit that home run out into center field…and that ball sailed into the air, beyond eyesight, for the longest time. Easily…almost in slow motion. Who could DO such a thing? That came out of THAT man? Isn’t that impossible?

As I walked out of that stadium I was so ecstatic that my “blind date” knew he had made a mistake bringing me there in the first place. He never asked me out again, and I got hooked on baseball.

Five years later had to unhook myself. The passion it takes to watch every single game, takes a lot out of your psych if you’re an emotional person. I remember one season, where the Cardinals had just missed going to the World Serious, and after my father had died a long a painful death from brain cancer, I was more than ready when spring came. Baseball gave me hope…to start living again. Brushing off the cobwebs of winter, the constant struggle of making a living, paying bills, putting up with emotional pain sometimes unavoidable—Baseball would come and wipe the plate clean.

After all those guys on the field start with a clean plates too, and then…grinding out..day by day..most of the time, striking out…but in the game of baseball…there were moments and IF you witnessed those moments then you felt that YES…in your life, you could have those moments too.

If you just keep plugging along, you too could win the World Series..just like the team…just like those guys…they never give up. YOU must not give up.

Baseball is almost a microcosm of the American Dream: Work hard, be honest. Play fair…you will be rewarded. Baseball could not have been invented in any other country. It is a moral game…and has the “rule of law” that everyone must play by…at least that’s how it was meant to be in its purest form.

I remember one particular moment in the Cardinal playoffs in, I think , 1985. (Some baseball historian might remember the game) It was an extremely cold night. I was in a short outfit, with no coat, had managed to get down on the lower deck…I was standing very close to the field, on the third base line, and some guy was standing next to me. We were watching a small man, pitch a no-hitter.

His name was John Tutor.

That whole stadium of 50,000 people were quiet. Mesmerized. As I watch pitch after pitch..those balls just floated to the plate.

Floated. Not fast…just floated. As if in slow motion or some kind of time warp. My eyes were surely deceiving me. Nobody could hit him. Nobody.

I was witnessing one of those rare moments that happen……….

Okay…You can see that that memory took me BACK to that moment—sorry. What I was trying to say is that after that long illness where I had to take care of my dying father, I needed a lift in life. And baseball gave it to me in spades.

Now, to Tony LaRussa:

Tony LaRussa, was amazing last night.  I myself have gone cold turkey on baseball, because I know how easily I can use it as an addiction for ignoring responsibilities that I need to attend to— so I didn’t watch many games in 2011. But one thing I did realized as I was sitting there:  There are genius’ in every field, and the moment Tony talked, it was clear to my mind that this man was clearly a one-of-a-kind baseball mind that was —genuis.

HIs memory alone…….good god…This man remembers every pitch, the day it was tossed, the scores…I can’t even remember what day it is sometime.

My husband calls me from work and I say “Uh..what day is this?”

But memory alone doesn’t put you at the top.

There are just a few men in history that stand out.  As a musician I can only explain it thus: Take the hundreds of musicians that have played Moonlight Sonata.

I’ve heard most of the greats, but no one could even compare to Arthur Rubenstein’s rendition. And he explained it this way: When he played anything, he put all his experiences into it: everything he had every felt, every thought he had ever had–into that moment when he played

And that’s what I believe made Tony La Russa’s coaching life above most others in history.

I think, he put everything he felt— every emotion, every thought about life—into those moments where he had to control the game.

I could be wrong, I haven’t read the book yet.

It’s just My Nobody Opinion, and from a “girl” no doubt. By the end of the night, Tony looked tired. He had done a book signing early in the day…signing over thousands of books could not be easy. All I could tell him when I finally got to my turn was, “You don’t have too much longer to go.”

I was trying to tell him in my own way, that I admired his stamina. But, I’m sure coming from a older women who still wore lipstick, it sounded stupid.

“Really?” he said. I don’t think he believed me.

I am sorry I missed my hometown Cardinal 2011 Championship season–  but I could tell by the faces on the people in the audience last night, that the Cardinals had lifted many a heart from the insanity going on in the country at this moment.

If we had Tony La Russa’s as Presidents, our country would come back from this seemingly hopeless state that we are in. Yes, Tony’s impeccable leadership shows us one thing: If you can come back in baseball…you can come back in anything.

And guess what? –Since I have learned that lesson well…I have decided to learn how to cook….after all these years.

In baseball, and life, anything is possible.

My father…would be proud.

I can almost hear him saying as I write these words, “Good job, honey, good job. Keep at it—someday you just might hit your first home run.”

September 29, 2012 Posted by | baseball, Uncategorized | , , | 2 Comments

Obama’s Father: Fought in WWII–as a 3-year old!

Nobody Remembers

Here’s a very good email I just got. The evidence is overwhelming…all you have to do is look around. Obama was not qualified to even run for President in 2008, and he’s not qualified, according to our Constitution to run now. Will Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan even bring up this point?

Don’t count on it.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

4 Simple Questions

1.) Back in 1961 people of color were called ‘Negroes.’ So how can the Obama “birth certificate” state he is “African-American” when the term wasn’t even used at that time?

2) The birth certificate that the White House released lists Obama’s birth as August 4, 1961 & Lists Barack Hussein Obama as his father. No big deal, right? At the time of Obama’s birth, it also shows that his father is aged 25 years old, and that Obama’s father was born in “Kenya, East Africa.” This wouldn’t seem like anything of concern, except the fact that Kenya did not even exist until 1963, two whole years after Obama’s birth, and 27 years after his father’s birth. How could Obama’s father have been born in a country that did not exist? Up and until Kenya was formed in 1963, it was known as the “British East Africa Protectorate.”

http//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenya

3) On the Birth Certificate released by the White House, the listed place of birth is “Kapi’olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital”. This cannot be, because the hospital(s) in question in 1961 were called “kauiKeolani Children’s Hospital” and “Kapi’olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital” until 1978, when these two hospitals merged. How can this particular name of the hospital be on a birth certificate dated 1961 if this name had not yet been applied to it until 1978?

http://www.kapiolani.org/women-and-children/about-us/default.aspx

4) Perhaps a clue comes from Obama’s book on his father. He states how proud he is of his father fighting in WWII. I’m not a math genius, so I may need some help from you. Barack Obama’s “birth certificate” says his father was 25 years old in 1961 when he was born. That should have put his father’s date of birth approximately 1936–if my math holds. (Honest! I did that without a calculator!) Now we need a non-revised history book–one that hasn’t been altered to satisfy the author’s goals–to verify that WWII was basically between 1939 and 1945. Just how many 3 year olds fight in wars? Even in the latest stages of WWII his father wouldn’t have been more than 9. Does that mean that Mr. Obama is a liar, or simply chooses to alter the facts to satisfy his imagination or political purposes (still qualifies as a “liar”)?

Tally: Mixed up Dates=0  Lying=24

 

September 28, 2012 Posted by | Constitution, corruption, Obama | , , , , | 14 Comments

Was Obama’s Education FUNDED by the Saudi’s?

Nobody Wonders

About a year ago, I watched a little known video where a British Reporter was interviewing a Saudi Prince. It was recorded long before anyone even knew who Barack Obama was. This Prince assured the reporter that he was certain that very soon, America would have a Muslim President.

Harvard has lots of Saudi’s on their board of directors, and the Saudi money is heavy in investment there. They also practically build Bill Clinton’s Presidential Library. And lately, Obama has made it clear, he sides with the Muslims over the Jews—covering up with great fanfare the obvious al-Qaeda attack on our embassy in Libya.

What Nobody Wonders is: Surely the top Republicans knew this information. Surely. And yet…they ran John McCain against him? And didn’t Bill Clinton himself sabotage Hillary’s chances with the many blunders he committed during her campaign? Obama has been concerned about the Muslims since the day he enterered office. His first speech was NOT to the American people, but to Cairo.

How stupid are we?

The man who made the “Anti-Muslim” film has now been arrested by our own country. In the meantime, day after day we see young black teens on YouTube, beating up people, and nothing happens.

If there is one thing for sure, we ALL need to get more bold about protecting our  “free speech”rights.

Obama is coming for the 4th amendment. There is NO doubt.

And that’s why he MUST be defeated.

September 27, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, Muslims | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Michelle’s Not So Victorious Victory School Lunches

Nobody Wins

Alex, is a big boy for 14. I have watched him grow up, and fill out, and last summer he was what you could call..obese.  I’d always see him at the pool—he never swam. Puberty had hit him, and he was there for the girls. And every day, he would get a big Mountain Dew.

“Hey, Alex, if you would quit drinking  that big Mountain Dew each day, and swim a few laps, you’d be thin by the end of the summer!”

He smiled really big. “I know! But I can’t stop drinking Mountain Dew! I gotta have my Mountain Dew!”

Alex could care less. He was not about to give up his Mountain Dew.

My son, at 14 looked a lot like Alex. But, one day he found an old calorie counting book in my library and starting counting calories.  He lost all his fat. He learned so much about how to lose weight he now helps others do it. And he did it all by himself.

But not every kid, or adult is the same. We all have different metabolisms. Our food has changed. Even the healthy food we eat is deprived of nutrients because our soils have been depleted. We are not getting the nutrients they had so long ago.

And don’t even get me into Monsanto…but you can’t just blame it on the food.

When I was young, kids played baseball after school. We walked everywhere. Now it’s not safe anymore for the kids to walk to the parks or even to their friends homes.  Look around you, you hardly EVER see kids playing baseball or football in the parks. They are all playing video games….for hours on end.

And now, Obama and Michelle have decided that they know how to slim down the kids, and the kids are complaining about the new menu.  They hate it so much they are now throwing the food away,  and going hungry.

Under the new regulations, cafeterias are required to serve twice as many fruits and vegetables while limiting proteins and carbohydrates. For an average high school student, that means two baked fish nuggets, a cup of vegetables, half a cup of mashed potatoes, one whole grain roll and 8 ounces of fat free milk is the fuel that served to get them through their last four hours of classes.

“We hear them complaining around 1:30 or 2:00 that they are already hungry,” said Linda O’Connor, a high school English teacher at Wallace County High School in Sharon Springs, Kansas. “It’s all the students, literally all the students… you can set your watch to it.”

What does that tell you? These kids will store MORE fat due to stress.

Remember when Michelle starting planting gardens on the White House lawn? She didn’t start that. She stole that idea from Eleanor Roosevelt. Eleanor spurred 20 million home gardens by planting one on the White House grounds in 1943. But she didn’t go so far as to dictate the schools’ lunch menus.  Now we have millions of “community” gardens, thanks to Michelle. Commune living is being incubated all over the country…quietly.

So, what are they telling the kids that are hungry because a couple of carrots just doesn’t cut it for the whole day?

Snack.

Okay! Those kids will go to the nearest quickie mart and buy a nice big Mountain Dew  with some  Hostess Cupcakes, Twinkies, and Ding Dongs.

That’s what I would do, in fact, I used to do it. I never got fat from it. I walked everywhere.

Obesity is a problem, but everyone knows, the more exercise you get, the less you weigh.

Nobody Thinks they should put gym back into the schools.  When they took it out, all the kids started getting fat. Then the schools were so afraid of kids getting hurt, or bullied, or whatever—nobody was “equal” so they took it out.

The kids would lose weight, and not get hungry for cupcakes and soda. Their bodies would stop craving sugar. I know…Michelle got the “Let’s Move” program going—but how’s that working out? Like the rest of their big ideas…you see nothing.

You can’t tell people what to eat. They will rebel. Tell Michelle to keep her rules out of our schools.  It’s one thing to suggest healthy food, it’s quite another to control every single kid’s food intake for their whole day.

That’s a dictator. That’s not freedom…and Nobody Wins..

September 26, 2012 Posted by | Michelle Obama | , , , , , | 3 Comments

Nobody’s Fool: Donald Trump Fires Obama

Nobody’s Fool:

This video was made for the Republican convention, but it wasn’t played. No doubt, Mitt didn’t want to hurt Obama’s feelings.

Really, we need MORE of this stuff, not less. I’m in the mood for an uplift, how about you?

ENJOY!

September 26, 2012 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

A Presidential Doctrine of…Game

Nobody Knows

Here we go again. At Bill Clinton’s Initiative meetings, we heard once again, what Nobody calls the Bush doctrine, for lack of a better word. It could also be called the Clinton doctrine, or the Obama doctrine. It has been the doctrine of every President since Daddy Bush.  

Somewhere along the line, the American companies were allowed to merge into such superpower structures…with the rationalizations, that working together with our Congress, these big super companies could change the world for free enterprise and democracy. Not to mention create a whole new business where a global stock market takes over manufacturing, and the people with money get very rich at the same time.

Big corporations–many of them—have more money than most nations.

The doctrine insists that only by globalization NOT isolation, can the people of the world be “saved” and the world made peaceful. If the millions of Muslims and Chinese work for the Wal Marts, the Apples, the Microsoft, General Electric, etc.— the world will be brought out of poverty, and everyone will get along.

In the meantime, those corporations make trillions off of all the new found middle class wealth.

They incorporated it, tied all the countries together with the banks, and so when one country falls, so go the rest.

BUT…it’s not working out that way, is it? Alas, we saw this doctrine come up again today—at Bill Clintons’ Initiative. And it came from none other than Mitt Romney.

Romney has announced his plans to solve the world’s problem by given US Taxpayers money to businesses who are willing to “help” put other nations to work, with Prosperity Pacts.

Romney’s “Prosperity Pacts” would encourage private companies to leverage federal aid in investments in developing countries. The aid would be conditional upon the removal of economic and social barriers in those countries. (In our country this is called a bribe.)

“The aim of a much larger share of our aid must be the promotion of work and the fostering of free enterprise,” Romney said. “Nothing we can do as a nation will change lives and nations more effectively and permanently than sharing the insight that lies at the foundation of America’s own economy–free people pursuing happiness in their own ways build a strong and prosperous nation.”

Romney said unrest in these countries could in part be mollified if more opportunities were available to the youth. He said he was “touched” by the story of Mohamed Bouazizi, the street vendor whose self-immolation in part sparked the Arab Spring.

“I just want to work,” Bouazizi said after his street cart was shut down by public officials.

“I just want to work,” Romney reiterated. “That has to be at the heart of our effort to help people.”

Obama mentioned “work” at the United Nations. Bill Clinton wants Wal- Mart to build in Libya.

What does that tell you? While this concept of helping all the people in the world have jobs is noble…how about taking care of the United States FIRST? Is that too much to ask? That right there tells you that–uh–America is going to be expected to fund this global “intiative”.  No matter if it comes from Bill Clinton, or Obama, or Mitt Romney, it’s still redistribution.

Nobody Thinks…It tells you  that the doctrine of “If you build it for them, they will become democracies and love you for it.”….is not working.

In the meantime, Americans…lose jobs.

Because Obama is such a danger, we have to vote for Romney.

So who benefits when all our Presidents believe that if you just pump money into other countries they will love us?

Just WHO do they work for?.

Your guess is as good as mine.

September 26, 2012 Posted by | Globalization, Presidents, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 5 Comments

Madonna: Stripping for the President

Nobody Reports

Thank goodness somebody finally settled the question on EVERYBODY’s mind: Obama is a Muslim. Madonna said so, and he didn’t deny it.

Madonna has declared that the reason we should celebrate is because Obama is black, a Muslim, and finally America can find hope and be thankful, that….all those Republican Blacks like Martin Luther King, did not die in vain. Madonna says that if Obama is elected she is going to strip naked for the world! Oh…happy day! Uh…you did that once before honey…Nobody suggests you spare us again.

Hopefully, Madonna will move to Mecca where she can be welcomed with open arms…where she can be stripped, raped, and killed with rocks as they do in those  wonderful Muslim countries to women like her.And uh…what happened to her Jewish Kabbala religion that she was so excited about?

Did the Jews kick her out?

Madonna has done her share of Christian bashing, and God Knows, now that Obama’s name is tattooed on her butt, Obama can blame her if he loses.

Many people are saying that the reason we are being attacked on 9/11 is because Obama was bragging about how he killed bin Laden. I’d put Madonna threatening to strip naked as another reason billions of Muslims will go on another rampage…making both of them our highest National Security Risks.

Obama said today at the UN some insane thing that no nation that puts Islam down should …what was the word….I can’t find the quote now..they’ve quickly taken it down, but it was another “America must never take against the Holy Allah.” stupid thing.

Well, here goes: Allah can kiss Madonna’s not- so- sweet ass. The whole Muslim nation is a nation of slavery, and the fact that Madonna, Obama, Hillary, and just about everyone in the democratic party supports them, is beyond sensible.

So Nobody Says, in her own vernacular which she so enjoys. “Fuck you Madonna.”  You’re not that important.

Hope she gets that! I am pretty sure, she will understand it.

September 25, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Toyota Prius VS Chevy Volt

Nobody’s Perfect: 

It’s not rocket science: When Obama and his green buddies decided to throw “stimulus” into GM to make electric cars, anybody who had any sense would have said—-Uh…Thomas Edison tried to make a battery driven car: Been there, done that. You remember Thomas Edison don’t you? The progressives want you to forget him because he was the quintessential entrepreneur…He only lit up the world as we know it, and because he invented the motion picture, we get to see Obama and Michelle this week on the View!

Lucky us!

If Thomas Edison thought it wasn’t worth the effort, what makes you think Obama could do it? After all, in my 50-year old house, I cannot turn on my computer if my printer is on. And god forbid someone decide to vacuum the rug on Christmas Eve…all the outside Christmas lights blow out.

A Chevy Volt plugged into my garage would blow out my whole neighborhood. I’d have to buy a new house to just plug the Volt into….and it’s been known to blow up a few houses.

Hey…didn’t that brilliant mind of Obama’s job Czar Jeffery Immelt–didn’t he realize we’d have to rewire millions of homes to use these worthless electric cars? NO…all he saw was big electric bills coming his way. That’s what’s your suppose to do when you’re CEO of General Electric. Build everything in China, and get our government to fund electric cars.

Obama insisted on making those electric cars..so he doled out the money….

 Washington agreed to provide $25Bn in cheap loans to the companies who make electric cars. So far, $8.4Bn has been committed. The rest of the money will be doled out before 2019. The money is being lent by the Federal Financing Bank (FFB). Because the loans are guaranteed by DOE, there is no risk of repayment to FFB. As a result, the loans are excluded from the calculation of the debt limit. The 25 ‘large’ is all “off balance sheet”. A very neat trick indeed!

People aren’t stupid—So, it came as no surprise this week when two companies who had been trying to force electric cars onto the market have decided to take their losses and call it quits. Guess what? Nobody is buying them. What are Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Dustin Hoffman, Harrison Ford and Tom Hanks going to do when they want to trade in their old Prius’?

Yes, after all the taxpayer’s good money…GM is dumping the Chevy Volt. Buy one now, and get a big discount…

GM’s discounts on the Volt are more than four times the industry’s per-vehicle average, according to TrueCar estimates. Edmunds.com and J.D. Power and Associates say they’re about three times the average. Discounts include low-interest financing, cash discounts to buyers, sales bonuses to dealers, and subsidized leases.

And Toyota is right behind. They are getting rid of their electric cars:

 “The current capabilities of electric vehicles do not meet society’s needs, whether it may be the distance the cars can run, or the costs, or how it takes a long time to charge,” said, Uchiyamada, who spearheaded Toyota’s development of the Prius hybrid in the 1990s.

How do you like that? It took those two companies THIS long to figure that nobody was going to buy a car that had to be charged every 50 miles, and plugged in?

What? The Japanese are just as stupid as GM?

I don’t know which company is more lame. Toyota didn’t need an electric car, and it doesn’t make me feel any better that these great minds running the world are such idiots.

Nevertheless…don’t think they’ve given up. Remember…they passed Obamacare, which now means that our government can force us to buy anything, according to the Supreme Court.

I expect that IF Obama is kept in office, we will see….

The OBAMACAR. Probably a variation of this Nissan.

Nissan aims to offer its electric cars globally by 2012, in its long-term plan.

Nobody  plans to put my mandated electric car on top of my house at Christmas time, with a Big Santa Claus sitting in the seat, decorated and lit up with my finest Christmas bulbs…

And then…I plan to vacuum.

 

September 24, 2012 Posted by | energy, GM, Obama, Toyota | , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Land of the Dweebs, Home of the Slaves…

Nobody Flashes

King Obama has announced that you can’t change Washington from the “inside.” You have to change it from the outside…and you start with redesigning the American flag.

Yes, it’s true. Obama has decided to put his OBAMA Logo on the American flag. You don’t have to go through Congress to get this change. After all, Congress would never do such a thing, put ONE President’s logo on the American Flag..the people would start burning his flags, right here in their home towns.

Obama would then have to make it a crime to burn the New “United Obama” American flag…if you were an American. It would be quite alright if you were an “outsider” because as you know, it’s the “outsiders” that are going to get the real changes in this country, and THAT’s why the Muslim Brotherhood get a first-rate ticket to the White House. No doubt he had to ask their advice on its new design.

So…what’s next? A new National Anthem?

“Oh say can you see…by Obama’s guiding light…

What so proudly he hailed, at the White House’s last gleaming

Through broad stripes and Obama’s Ooooooo’sss, and the perilous fight

Over Libya’s bombing we watched, while  Obama lay sleeping..

Then  Obama’s red glare…the drones flying thru our air!

Gave us peace through the night, that Obama’s flag was still there.

Oh say does Obama’s New Flashing Flag of America doth wave………..

Over the land of the Dweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs….and the home of all…his slaves!” 

September 24, 2012 Posted by | humor, Marxist Propaganda, Obama | , , | 2 Comments

There’s Arsenic in The Melting Pot

Nobody’s Opinion

(I wrote this before I watched the Emmy’s tonight, and let me be the first one to tell you: Not one black person won anything from the great liberals in Hollywood—but there were a few nasty comments about Sarah Palin. It was all in all very boring, and the funniest joke was told by the dead Phyllis Diller…but…that’s another blog…)

My friend Pattie and I were “shopping” on Saturday. It had been a while since I’d had seen her…she has gone back to work in the crime lab at the county police station. Pattie and I make a funny pair. Friends since high school we are not too proud to do a few crazy things…and she is usually up for visiting new places.

“Hey, you want to go check out that new International Grocery Store that just opened up by my house?” I suggested. “Maybe they have snow peas!”

“Sure!” she said. After all, the last “International Grocery Store” we went into was in Chinatown St. Louis, and it was a real experience. The fish market alone could have been teleported from Fisherman’s Warf in San Francisco. There were very few American made products on the shelves, and the store was huge.

The Chinese working in that store, looked at us with a bit of curiosity, but you felt no animosity from any of them, whatsoever. The Chinese in America always seem to get along with most everyone, which is one of the reasons they have gotten by with stealing trillions of dollars worth of documents and patents from working in our American companies, but that’s also..another blog.

The Chinese have built their little neighborhoods in almost every city, but you never get the feeling that they hate American at all. They all by nature, a polite people.

Not so the Muslims.

It was clear the minute we walked in the door of the new neighborhood “International Groceries” and saw the checker…”Mohammed’s” sour look on his face, when he saw us walk in that we were NOT welcomed. When the meat man, who I think spoke Spanish saw us coming, he quickly ran into the back room.

It could have had something to do with my black hat…which had POLICE on it in big white letters.

At the front of the store were gigantic Muslim Bongs…with tobacco from the Middle East, not something you’d find at your local Shop N Save. The guys behind THAT counter didn’t even give us a look, no doubt, and this is just a good guess, it’s because they know the local police. You see, our local police are working very hard to train Iraq’s to be good police men, right down the street. It is a fact: our “Internationally Accredited” police force has their back.

So Joyanna, what’s your problem? So what? They have their own grocery store? Big deal, you might say.

My problem is there were mostly American products in that store. Products that you could have gotten at any number of major grocery chains stores right down the street. This store said to me that they don’t want to shop with us. With Americans.  These people hate Americans. They really do.

Unlike the Chinese…they do NOT like or want to tolerate any white people, especially the white women.

And I’m one. And I was here FIRST. And this is my country God Damn it.

But then we are told, to try to understand. The Muslims feel the same way about their country and just want us to get out and since we not leaving they are just going to come over here and take us over. Allah wills it.

Well…get in line Mr. Muslim…the Chinese, and the Mexicans have the same idea.

Yesterday, Egypt’s president and other Muslim leaders are demanding the U.N. criminalize contempt of religion after the release of this “film” and other stuff which they say demonstrates racism.

He is demanding America bow down to his demands.

And Obama apologizes to them all. if elected you can bet your bong that he WILL make it a crime to even look funny at a Muslim in the United States.

Somewhere in the great stinking bowels of the think tanks of Washington, it was decided to flood America with as many nationalities from as many different countries as they could, and with the help of a President, and Hollywood, they would engineered the very face of America into the first totally global community, where everyone would get help from the government, who would carefully engineer the “new” country to be the first nation to show how well all the world and religions can get along.

Nobody Wonders: What the hell were they smokin?

September 24, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, China, Globalization, Hispanic, imigration, Iraq War, Islam, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 29 Comments

Nobody’s Email: Donate Your Money Wisely…

Nobody Gets Email:

Here’s a few things that are handy to know, next time you want to donate some of your money to good causes: Some of these organizations are just money making machines for the runs who run them. Be sure you pick the right one.

(Thanks to Pattie)

*****

As you open your pocketbook for the next natural disaster, please keep these facts in mind: The American Red Cross President and CEO Gail J. McGovern received $995,718 in compensation. The United Way President Brain Callagher receives a $675,000 base salary along with numerous expense benefits. UNICEF CEO Caryl M. Stern receives $1,900,000 per year (158K) per month, plus all expenses including a Rolls Royce. Less than 5 cents (4.4 cents) per donated dollar goes to the cause.

Compensation of some Charity Leaders”

$406,345              CARE                              Helene D. Gayle            President, CEO

$380,609             WORLD VISION           Richard E. Stearns          President

$391,194               Save the Children          Charles MacCormack    CEO

$482,632              Nature Conservancy      Mark R. Tercek              Director and President

$417,171                Susan G. Corman                    Nancy Brunker          Founder/CEO

$426, 350             World Wildlife Fund     Carter S. Roberts President CEO

*****

NOTE: Some of the most highly compensated are the environmental charities…

The Salvation Army, Todd Bassett receives a salary of only $13,000 a year. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

The American Legion National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donation go to help Veterans and their families and youth!

The Veterans of Foreign Wars National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth.

The Disabled American Veterans National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youth.

The Military Order of Purple Hearts National Commander receives a $0.00 salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youths!

The Vietnam Veterans Association National Commander receives a $0.00 zero salary. Your donations go to help Veterans and their families and youths.

No further comment is necessary.

September 23, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Email

Nobody Gets Email:

The Brits seem to have no problem making fun of Obama—here’s a few emails I got last night.

(Thanks to Pattie)

September 22, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, humor, Uncategorized | , | 6 Comments

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