Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

What Budget?

Nobody Knows:

 Yesterday, Obama flew all the way to Ohio to give his speech on his “budget.”  I guess nobody watched it, because TODAY he gave the exact same speech at a press conference at the White House, and EVERYBODY watched it.  He could have saved us a few big bucks right there, but…those kids in Ohio needed to feel his concern.

Important state, that Ohio. I wonder why?

 I actually listened to his speech…and Nobody Knows that after listening to his budget, this nobody could not tell for the life of me, what the heck he said. (And neither did those school kids) Just when I thought he just couldn’t get enough of himself, he organized a big “I WILL NOW GIVE OUT METALS TO WHOM I THINK MOST WORTHY” party.

As if to say: Well, since I broke my promise about cutting the deficit in half, and because  I said wouldn’t kick the ball down the road, and I’m actually launching it to the next seventeen generations..I will show you what I CAN do…bestow Presidential favors.

You must forgive me. Listening to 5 straight hours of Obama talking while I was vacuuming dog hair off the bed, and the floor, and the tables, did not give me a clear understanding of just what he was saying —I keep getting the dog hair and the speech mixed up…but here’s a short summary:

OBAMA:My budget will keep us by the year, 2021, from spending more money. Then, it will come due.  With this budget I will keep us even Steven until that year, in which, all the debt we didn’t pay will all be piled on at once.  I am a community organizer and I hate to cut community organizer spending, but I also think we cannot cut heating for the poor. And while this budget does not get all things going…simply because, as you know, in a Democracy we have a much harder time than other countries getting things done (which is not MY fault) because we have many voices to hear…and by the way, I prefer the latter (?) You people must realize we have to be pragmatic.  These things take time…look at Egypt…you thought three weeks was a long time? It will take at least a month to get King Tut into the Oval Office.

And as you know, George W. Bush  without a shot, took down the Berlin Wall. (?) And Warren Buffet, besides being the richest guy in the World, gives half of his money away, great guy…And look how tall that basketball player is! And the great German Leader Merkel got a medal, but I will have to give it to her myself.  And here’s  the greatest union organizer of all…the man, the great, Sweeny.

I love to do this folks! Just look what the unions have done for America. So…let’s forget protocol and applaud at this momentous day of budget talks, old X-Presidents who want go up to the Presidential podium (I stopped that)  and the reality that I will leave it up to the Republicans  to make those old decrepit people work till they are eighty . After they hear how hard they will have to work, they will WANT my health care plan. Understand…it just takes time. “

 The rest of the day, everybody and their other buddy were telling us that basically, the President was on crack. (in a metaphorical way..although, until we have drug tests for politicians we don’t know for sure) The average American keeps hearing “trillions” and “billions”, and we’re broke, and etc.. and we each owe $12,000, and maybe we can kick the can, or the horse, or if we get lucky, the IRS agent and Barney Frank from our nursing home in the sky.

I can’t believe I made it through Stan Musial not passing out on the floor of the White House.

 Paul Ryan said he “punted.” Frankly, I don’t even think Obama is on the field. He’s somewhere riding his camel to Cairo…all by himself.

Nobody Flashes: Germany just took over the New York Stock Exchange. No wonder Merkel got a medal.  

Nobody Flashes: France wants to get rid of the dollar.

Nobody Flashes AGAIN: We are so in debt, that Colorado is taxing bull semen, Nevada is going to tax prostitution, and Texas is going to put $100 surcharge on SUV’s. Which means it would be unadvisable to drive your SUV out of Texas, dragging your bulls behind, to the brothels in Nevada…unless you’re a politician.

So, join me in a more simply explanation about our money problems.

This video is a simple way to explain it all, and you don’t even have to go to Ohio to see it.

February 15, 2011 Posted by | budget, Obama | , , | 5 Comments

Spitting on Tiger Woods

Nobody’s Perfect: Tiger Woods— the man who every true golfer wished they could reincarnate into, used to be the closest thing to THE golf god of all golf gods. Tiger was held up on the highest pedestal ever built in the record halls of sports history, remember? I must admit—I was so sick of all the idol worship that the media poured out about Tiger,  like pools of giant whipped cream, even I wanted to see him fail.

Nobody is THAT perfect I told myself. And I was right.

Tiger was dealt another low blow this week.

As If being a all-around lying, manipulating, and low-down sack of golf-club-plugs to his wife and two kids by messing around every other night wasn’t enough… it seems, once off the pedestal of perfection, you are full game for the rest of the world.

What goes up….must come down.

The European Tour in Dubai just fined Tiger for (I can’t believe I’m saying this) for spitting on the holiest of holy places…the green.

Good thing he didn’t kiss the ball, he might have been arrested.

It was said: “somebody now has to come behind him and maybe putt over his spit. It does not get much lower than that.”

Oh…that’s low. Tell me, how long does spit stay on the top of grass? How long before it evaporates? What are the odds that other golfers are going to hit it? And how can spit actually effect the trajectory of a golf ball traveling as fast as it does…and as we all know, there are other factors to consider…how do you tell spit from bird droppings?

Where’s the scientific proof that Tiger can beat his fellow golfers with a mere hunk of a spit wad?

Come on. You can’t be serious. How many times have we seen baseball players spit on the bat, the glove, the first baseman, the plate, the ball, the umpire…and we DON’T want to know what else.

On the other hand…golf is a rich man’s game, and there are rules. The elite and rich, do not look kindly on one of theirs acting like Larry the Cable Guy, even if he is driving a Mercedes.

This little spit fine is probably nothing to Tiger. What’s IS going to hurt him much more, is the cancelling of the “future” golf course in Dubai, designed by him. That was cancelled. because, Tiger is no longer number one.

Tiger’s brand has been tarnished. Tiger is becoming the Charlie Sheen of the sports world.

The Americans will forgive him. After all, he was the best. But, when it comes to the big money in Dubai? The Arabs (and all of those who have been just waiting to see him fall) are out to get him.

Tiger is going to have to add another bad habit to his sex addiction problem to solve.

Spitting.

You go Tiger…you can do it.

February 14, 2011 Posted by | Sports | , | 7 Comments

Federalizing Stock Portfolios-or-The Big Fed Fish Stink

Nobody’s Opinion: Ron Paul won the CPAC vote for most favorite man to represent the conservative people last week. And in this Nobody’s Opinion, the most important fight that Ron brings to the table is—getting rid of the Federal Reserve.
Ron has been a lone voice in Congress against the Federal Reserve for quite a few years now, and finally the American public is starting to wake up.
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The Federal Reserve seems to control all our lives in its secretive “trickle down” way. Remember Bill Clinton fawning all over Alan Greenspan year after year? Many of us really didn’t get it at the time– at least those of us who suffer from the great American educational experience, where the government is all good, our Founders were wicked men, and Martin Luther King was way greater than George Washington—and you can go ahead and eat the banana AFTER you take the condom off. (Sorry, info brain overload)
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But now we do get it. Wall Street, with the help of the Federal Reserve, just downsized us, and then supersized themselves, with the help of Bush and Obama, and that gentle man, Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke.
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It’s hard to keep up with all the corrupt and secrets deals conducted behind closed door, but today I happened upon something I didn’t know about.
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Let me introduce you to the Depositary Trust & Clearing Corporation. They are a privately owned depository bank for institutional and brokerage firms only. The Federal Reserve handles all the DTCC transactions. In other words, it is owned by the same stockholders as the Federal Reserve System. It’s just a front for them. The FED mandates that the DTCC process every securities transaction in the US.
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Here’s how it works according to Zen Gardner:
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 In the old days, when you owned stocks you would have the stock certificates lying in your safe. And if you needed to trade them, you needed to get them shipped off to a broker. Nowadays that would be considered very cumbersome, and it would be impractical to invest via computer or over the phone. So the shortcut was invented that the broker would hold your stocks instead of you. And in order for him to legally be able to trade them for you, the stocks were placed under their “street name”. I.e. they’re in the name of the brokerage, but they’re just holding them in trust and trading them for you. And you’re in reality the beneficiary rather than the owner.
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Which is all fine and dandy if everything goes right. Now, it appears the rules were then changed so the brokers are not allowed any longer to put the stocks in their own name. Instead, what they typically do is to put the stocks into the name of “Cede and Company” or “Cede & Co” or some such variation. And the broker might tell you that it is just a fictitious name, and will explain why it is really more practical to do that than to put it in your name.
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 The problem with that is that it appears that Cede isn’t just some dummy name, but an actual corporation that DTCC controls. And, well, if you ask anybody about this, who actually knows about it, they will naturally tell you that it is all a formality. To serve you better, of course. And, well, maybe it is. DTCC seems like a nice and friendly company. It is a private company, owned by the same people (major U.S. banks) who own the Federal Reserve Bank. And if they all stick to their job, and just keep the money and your stocks flowing smoothly, I’m sure that is all well and good. But if somebody at some point should decide otherwise, and there’s a national U.S. emergency and/or the U.S. government becomes unable to pay its debts, well, they might just not give you your stocks back. Because legally they own them.
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 Guess what? The DTCC holds assets of 23 trillion dollars,, and it had 917 trillion dollars worth of transactions in the year 2002…I wonder what it was in 2910, don’t you?
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To sum it up, they process the vast majority of all stock transactions in the U.S. and many other countries…and 99% of all stocks in the U.S. appears to be legally owned by them. And shouldn’t we, the citizens of the United States, at least KNOW who owns stock in the Federal Reserve Bank? And see the books? Is this any worse than Al Capone books?
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Ron Paul once said, “There is something fishy about the head of the world’s most powerful government bureaucracy, one that is involved in a full-time counterfeiting operation to sustain monopolistic financial cartels, and the world’s most powerful central planner, who set the price of money worldwide, proclaiming the glories of capitalism. ”
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This Nobody agrees….the Federal Reserve and all its stockholders make Al Capone look like a tiny minnow in Lake Michigan. It’s time we elect more people in Congress to help out Ron Paul. The big fish at the Federal Reserve Bank are starting to really stink.

February 13, 2011 Posted by | Federal Reserve, Global Government, Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Test Your American Fashion Sense

Nobody Gets Email on Saturday Night.
When It comes to fashion, nobody beats the class of the American.Here are some famous, and not so famous Americans in their finest fashions. Try to match the picture with the number.
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1. I’m a famous singer who loves to dress up in meat, vegetables, Chinese food, and for desert, a gigantic dead bird. Or make that about 100 dead birds. Peta is just GAGA over me.
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2. I’m a lady who insists on putting a huge target on my chest, that looks like it was made out of a gigantic recycled pinata. My husband does not smoke. The dress is actually a much needed decoy to protect my husband.
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3. I want to get re-elected as the reincarnation of Ron Reagan/John Wayne. BECAUSE everyone now thinks I’m a Muslim, I must prove it to American that I really do like cows, pigs, and fine ten gallon hats from Texas. I do not smoke, and did I mention that I am NOT  Muslim?
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4. I have come back in time to meet up with Elton John’s future child. I bought my own water.
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5. I am a nobody, walking in the snows of Middle America, wearing a hat that will disguise me, and hopefully endear me. to the coming immigrants who spend a lot of long lonely hours with various furry animals, in desert mountainous countries.
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If you missed any of these…you are not worthy to even get dressed here, and you need to go directly to the Huffington Post.

February 12, 2011 Posted by | Obama, Weird | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Flashes Muslim Facts: Sorry

 

Nobody Flashes:

So, how are YOU feeling about the millions of Egyptians jumping up and down, and up and down, and up and down, and singing and celebrating? Are you happy for them?

Well sure, who wouldn’t be?

Having said that…it’s NOT so good for us, is it? Frankly, I’m not so sure Mubarak is gone. Putin didn’t exactly disappear did he? And we can’t get rid of ANY of our X-Presidents.

No, now we have even BIGGER trouble, with a Muslim in the White House.

Obama today made it sound like he solved Egyptian’s problems all by himself.  Whenever a politician says, “It’s the people who decided.” you better BELIEVE that’s  code for.. “Oh yeah…right.”

No matter what you think about the giddiness of a whole nation of men thinking they are going to get a voice and a life, and lots of money…watch this video and remember….what might be coming to the world.

 Really, if you have 7 minutes, it’s worth it.

Did you see it? I know.. bummer. (Sorry. It’s the weekend…go have a drink— in fact have one for me too!)

Last week, all of a sudden, France, Germany and England woke up at the exact same time with opps…multiculturalism is not exactly working.  Sarkosy said, “If you come to France, you accept to melt into a single community, which is the national community, and if you do not want to accept that, you cannot be welcome in France.”

The leaders of Europe are were watching and imagining just HOW these Muslims in just a few years, could force the Queen out of her Castles, and the rest of the rulers in Europe out of their cushy mansions.

Took them long enough.

This nobody thinks, now that they see the future possibilities, they are getting scared for their own pretty hinnies, so they are finally saying something.

 Merkel said efforts towards multiculturalism in Germany had “failed, totally.” And Britain’s Cameron last week pronounced his country’s long-standing policy of multiculturalism a failure.

After you watch this video, you can’t help but think: “What in Sam Hill were they thinking!”

They’ve woken up…but now we have a Muslim for a President,  who is just ecstatic, at the takeover. In fact, by many reports, the left, and communists (some of his associates) were behind it.

Which is why, god willing, we need to make sure,  the NEXT President, who we already know will be a conservative, has never given planes to Bin Laden’s relatives, or done business in Dubai..or put people on Universal Health Care…

At this point, I’d settle for Joan Rivers.

February 11, 2011 Posted by | Islam, Middle East, Obama | , , | 2 Comments

Nudging the Natives To Speak Spanish

Nobody’s Fool: If you were the ruler of the United States, and believed that due to the declining birth rates, you needed to repopulate the country, but unfortunately, you felt your best option was to repopulate with a people who spoke another language? What could you do?

How do you manipulate a sovereign “people” into getting prepared to accept the fact that the United States is going to be a bilingual nation…much like Canada? In fact, in the future by 2050, it is predicted that the Hispanic, Spanish- speaking people will be in the majority.

Obviously, instead of making the Spanish people learn English, which Newt Gingrich has assured us will STILL be spoken in Congress if nowhere else, (Thanks alot Newt) you believe that it’s more important for the natives to learn to speak Spanish.

And this is how they will do it: By, as Rahm Emanuel likes to say—a “nudge.”

You pick the most conservative state you can find (TEXAS) and you MANDATE that the children of that state (all they needed was a few schools) must learn the language of our closest enemies….Arabic. You call it “the language of the future” and then, you sit back and watch the outrage.

“I can’t believe it’s happening,” said a woman from Dallas on the Glenn Beck radio program.

“This makes NO sense at all…If we have to mandate any other language for our children to learn, it should be Spanish, because so many Mexican are here.”

Exactly.

By giving you a much HARDER choice, you pick the one they really want you to pick.

They do this very same thing with gas prices. Remember a couple of years ago when the prices went up to over $4 dollars a gallon? We had been paying around $1.76. —-so, when it came down to two dollars, we were relieved.

“Whew…well, at least it’s only $2.50 cents a gallons.” we all said.

Parents do this with kids. If the kid doesn’t want to eat his peas, mom presents the vegetable only served to gumless grandmothers and drunken Irishmen on St. Patty’s Day… an alternative: cauliflower.

Works every time.

If anybody is fooled by this insane mandate…at least I can say…

I’m Nobody’s Fool.

 

 

February 10, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Hispanic, politics, schools | 4 Comments

Nobody Knows China’s Empty Cities

Nobody Knows why China is building empty cities in the middle of nowhere, with nobody in them?

Why? Who are they expecting?

This, from Jerome Corsi of WND: The photographs look like giant movie sets prepared to film apocalyptic motion pictures in which some sort of a neutron war or bizarre natural disaster has eliminated people from the face of the earth while leaving the skyscrapers, sports stadiums, parks and roads perfectly intact,” Corsi noted. “One of China’s ghost cities is actually built in the middle of a desert in Inner Mongolia.”

Yesterday, there were more question…

Nobody Knows why Obama continues along the course of bankrupting the United States, and making us look more like China, every single cotton-picking day. Now he wants to spend $56 billion dollars, (which really means $7 trillion by government standards) to build high-speed railroad stations all over the country, so that we just stop driving. And if you DO drive, get ready for that new GPS tracking device that will be put into every new car so that the government knows where you are and where you go, every time you drive.

Nobody Knows how much Warren Buffet is going to make in all of this. Warren has bought up most of the future U.S. train lines. Nobody Knows how many times Warren has discussed building these new railroads with Obama and Hu Jintao? Wasn’t he just in China with Bill Gates?

GE has already joined with the Chinese to build them in California. Jeffery Immelt is now right by Obama’s side.

Something tells me this is not exactly what Ayn Rand was talking about.

Think of all the eminent domain coming…people losing their lands and homes just because Obama has decided to play Stalin on steroids.

On his last trip to the White House, Hu and Barack were proud to proclaim that future exchange of people, over 100,000 apiece were to travel and live in each other’s countries to exchange..what? Fortune cookies?

And now, we see this: Empty cities: Twenty of these cities are being build a year— empty cities, waiting for people. So, are they going to fill these with Americans? Russians? Jews?

Are they expecting an asteroid to hit China on Friday the 13th, 2036 like Michio Kaku said? Do they know the exact spot? Or are they just going to gather all their own sobs and PUT them there?

Or is just another step in the “no borders, one world, one currency one unelected government,” where countries move their people around like chess pieces?

“Here, you give us a few, and we’ll send you a few.”

The Chinese already have airports lined up in St. Louis and Omaha as future Chinese ports. All this building of airports and railroads here by the Chinese makes you wonder if they are just trying to claim us before the Muslims.

Nobody Knows what our corrupt politicians have been doing, but with Buffet and GE getting the big payoff…I’m sure we are all going to be happy campers one day, giving our train tickets to the Chinese porters, and having Muslims TSA agents search us for dangerous materials.

Nobody Knows just when the American people are going to connect the tyrannical dots, but we should have done it— in Obama words: “yesterday

February 9, 2011 Posted by | China, GE, Global Government | , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Christina Aguilera’s Gets Hit by Ramparts of “What?”

Nobody’s Perfect: According to most Americans, (at least the hand-picked ones on TV) Christina Aguilera’s most imperfect moment was forgetting the words while singing the National Anthem at the SuperBowl. They found it…downright insulting. But, guess what? This nobody watched her sing it and did not catch it, because I was just trying to find the melody.You’d think that MOI…a professional singer for over thirty years, would have caught it.

Nope. I knew something was funny, but hey, aren’t we all used to this by now? I still don’t understand a word Mick Jaguar says when he sings, but it really doesn’t matter does it? Ever since “Louie, Louie” America has been in a “Who cares, let’s dance!” mode.

I am still amazed at how singers like Christina Aguilera and Mariah Carey can make up notes right out of thin air that sound nothing like the song at all. It’s one of the reasons I never got into jazz. I just can’t find the melody. After years in the music business, growing up on the Beatles and Beethoven, and Elvis, and my parent’s Benny Goodman, the Latin music, sounds of Herb Albert, and the Motown classics, I was trained to LOOK for the melody. Like a person’s height and weight, it’s the backbone of the song.

Then the art of improvising became popular…and with it…jazz. Miles Davis…I’m sorry. He sounded like a sick cow looking for a hole to die in. Everyone said he was a genius,, but I always thought it was…well, I call jazz a sort of musical masturbation. These musicians go into their own world of “Ooooooo… feel it, I’m expresssioning my inner mojo, I’m an artieessst…watch me..oooo…pass the joint man, here it comes!”

(sorry, I get carried away)

The popular black singers took jazz into their vocals. Mariah Carey came on the block, knocked Whitney Houston back into drugs, and THEN Christina Aguilera has to try to out vocalized Mariah Carey, and we are left going “What song is this now?” They all start out on the first note, and then by the time they are finish it’s usually a different song.

And that’s what threw me. I actually think she was trying so hard to make up notes and hit them on key that the notes became more important for her than the words. Not to mention, maybe she had a bad Taco at lunch— that will do it to anyone.

Take it from a “singer” who had to try to imitate this stuff— Christina is a master at it…the problem is, she is so good you can actually understand what she is saying, unlike many of the other popular singers of her day. And so, when she makes a mistake, it sticks out.

To her credit she apologized and that makes her, a class act. Aguilera said,:

“I got so lost in the moment of the song that I lost my place. I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through.”

NOBODY’S PERFECT: Next time Christina…sing it straight. You can put in a few of those colorful runs up and down the scale, and hit that high note at the end…..but REMEMBER…
This is ONE song to be sung by a nation…it’s not just about you and whomever you are trying to impress that you really ARE the queen of vocal aerials acrobats.

We already know you can sing…it’s just that it’s the National Anthem…the words DO have meaning, even if they are ramparts.

February 8, 2011 Posted by | Entertainers, Sports | , | 7 Comments

Nobody Boycotts Pepsi

Nobody’s Opinion: Not too many are talking about it nationally, but locally, the morning talk show hosts gave it a good go…what am I talking about? The Pepsi commercial posted last night during the Super Bowl, where the black man is sitting on the bench, and his “partner” comes over and sees he has a better Pepsi, and sees him looking at a young white girl who sits next to him…gets mad, and throws the can as hard as she can at his head.

He ducks and It misses him and hits a young (white) and pretty jogger that just sat down. It’s a violent concussion and the girl falls down to the grown, on to the pavement before them. They both look at each other, and instead of helping her, they make big (oh-oh) …and run.

The girl could have been seriously injured.

You can bet they thought this commerical out very carefully.

Now, it this had been down with a white couple, and a black jogger…you can certainly believe that Pepsi would have been fined. In my nobody opinion…it’s racist. I’m sure there are plenty of black women out there mad at all the black men wanting the pretty white girls, but the real danger in this is when they BOTH giggle and leave the girl lying there.

Pepsi has had a tough time competing with Coke, and there is no doubt this add was aimed at the black population. But, it was a blatant insult to any white person, especially a white women.

For every black customer they get, they will lose a “white” person.
I’m not going to ever buy Pepsi again. Maybe if more white people would call out this crap it would stop.

Social engineering—what a world of change it can bring!

It was just a commercial Joyanna you might say? Well, this nobody begs to differ. Since Obama’s got in office, the racial tension has only gotten worse.

Do I need to mentioned the many black football players yesterday who stood, arms crossed over their chests in defiance during the National Anthem. Did anyone mention that? No…all they could talk about was how Christina Aguilera messed up the words. I think making a defiant gesture was much worse…and the looks of hatred were enough to make me not want to watch the game.

If they don’t like America, go play in some other country.

I wonder who is on Pepsi’s board of directors? I bet you would find someone who is directly associated with the Obama administrations. He needs to get the black voters back.

Drudge did not even mention this. We have been so “trained” to not ever talk against the “black” man, that even Drudge did not mention it.

Okay, that’s my opinion for the morning, I’m going to take a break, and calm down.

February 7, 2011 Posted by | Race | , | 8 Comments

Nobody Flashes Football

Nobody Flashes:

To all those that are having a great time tonight…here’s a few, not too politically correct jokes…and a special rendition of a great jump.

Oh…and Happy 100th Birthday to the memory of President Reagan, and all those that loved him.

Oh…and I’m betting on the same team that Shirley bets on to win the Superbowl.

2011 Football Scouting Report

Wayfron P. Jackon: 6’6″, 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years.—-Loves rap music. Will demand a mini-cassette in his helmet. Currently holds world record for the most “you knows” during an interview (62 in one minute). Wayfron ca print his complete name. Signed with Tennessee.

Quinticious Jenkins: 6’3″, 220 lbs. Running Back, set state scoring record out of Triton High School, Dunn, N.C. —Also led the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions. He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19″ TV under each arm. Signed with Aubum.

Roosevelt “Dude” Dansell: 6’1″, 195 lbs. Running Back, from Tyler, Texas. Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well. —Before he signed his letter of intent, he wanted the school to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as “red brick.” Signed with the University of Houston.

Woodrow Lee Washington: 6’8″, 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 he’s the oldest of 21 children. —Mother claims Woodrow and child No. 9 have same father. He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because: “The dude said somthin’bad ’bout my Momma.” On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20/20. Signed with the University of Oklahoma.

Willie “Night Train” Smith: 6’6″, 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. —Thinks the “N” on the Nebraska’s helmets stands for “Nowledge,” but still meets this school’s stringent entrance requirements. Insists on wearing No. 32 jersey since it matches his score on his SAT’s. Signed with the University of Alabama.

Tyrone “Python” Peoples: 6’10”, 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges. Tyrone had already signed letters of intent with six other colleges, but was also willing to sign with us. Likes wild women and red Cadillac’s. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company. Signed with University of Miami.

Abdul Hasheen Abba Ali: 6’10”, 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester Lee Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville. Doesn’t know the meaning of the world “fear.” (Doesn’t know the meaning of many other words either.)

February 6, 2011 Posted by | Military, Sports | | 5 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Churchill Saw It Coming

 
Nobody gets Email on Saturday Night: Today, we find our Hillary Clinton on the world stage signing the START TREADY with Russia, in true traitor form—not only disarming us forever to the mercy of the Russians, but in an act of sheer unforgiveable (and impeachable) arrogance, gives the Russians all the launch codes of the nuclear missiles of England…without telling them.

If not for Wikileaks the world would have never known…so there’s a double-edge sword there.

And during these hours, all of the Middle East is ready to explode.

This nobody is so ashamed of her government’s obvious insanity, I felt compelled to pick this email for this week…to honor the British people. It’s a weak apology, but it’s there.

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This is amazing. And even more amazing is that this hasn’t been published long before now.

CHURCHILL ON ISLAM

Unbelievable, but the speech below was written in 1899! (Check Wikipedia-The River War)
I am sending the attached short speech from Winston Churchill, delivered by him in 1899 when he was a young soldier and journalist. It probably sets out the current views of many but expressed in the wonderful Churchillian turn of phrase and use of the English language, of which he was a past master.

Sir Winston Churchill was, without doubt, one of the greatest men of the late 19th and 20the centuries.

He was a brave young soldier, a brilliant journalist, an extraordinary politician and statesman, a great war leader and Prime Minister, to whom the Western World must be forever in his debt. He was a prophet in his own time; He died on 24 January 1965, at the grand old age of 90 and, after a liftetime of service to his country, was accorded a State funeral.

Here is the Speech;

How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.

A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement, the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.

Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.

No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome.

–Sir Winston Churchill; (Source; The River War, first edition, Vol. II, pages 248-50 London)

(Thanks to J.R.)

February 5, 2011 Posted by | Islam, Middle East | , | 3 Comments

GE Wants YOU to Save a Baby Elephant

Nobody Flashes–

–that one of the reasons we are so easily manipulated into getting used to accepting this global warming nonsense, is the very smart way they advertise. Nobody does it better than America.

If you want to sell something, put a cute baby animal into the picture. In this case, GE’s brillint ad for new energy just about makes you think that IF you buy an electric car, some cute little baby elephant will be dancing in the rainforest!

You want to change the world? Get a cute baby of anything to sell the idea that YOU..have nothing but sweet and gentle motives for the American people, and the planet. 

The trouble is: this stuff works.

Watch as this cute baby elephant (cleverly dancing to Benny Goodman) brings up memories of AMERICAN FACTORIES that are NOT here anymore!

Okay, I will say no more….except this:

I wish someone would make another commerical with a herd of MAMA elephants that would go trashing through the solar panels, smashing them by the sheer force of their weight, AND THEN–the herd would go through a store that sells  GE’s new lightbulbs, and the whole herd would take part in trampling  them to little bits with their feet, (while the store employees run for their lives) AND THEN— they would stampede those cute little elecrtical parking meters to oblivion, all the while chasing Al Gore and Jeffery Immelt, back to the forest, to the tune of WIPE OUT.

In the last scene the cute little baby elephant would run to get under Mama Elephant’s legs, and hold up an Edison’s lightbulb…and it would light!

And baby elephant would …smile! While Mama patted him on the head.

Hollywood has lost it’s sense of humor.

February 4, 2011 Posted by | GE, global warming | , | 8 Comments

Obama: Caliphating Jesus

Nobody’s Fool: Gee…there must have been quite a few blogs besides mine (Obama King Tut) stating that Obama is a Muslim this last week, BECAUSE…(What? You think they are not monitoring the internet?) —because Obama actually attended the annual White House prayer group, and used it to reaffirmed to the world that he was a Christian.
 
Whoa.
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“Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.” he said. And it was his faith that lead him to be a community organizer, which lead him to save all those poor people on the Southside of Chicago. And it was there he found Jesus, at the foot of Reverend Wright.  It was also during this time that he had a lot of fun trying different drugs…‘Praise the Lord!’
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Obama likes the image of Jesus. He really set himself up to be “a savior” of healing at the funeral “celebration” of Gabrielle Gifford. Obama mentioned that ‘Gabby’ started to heal at the sense of his mere presence, and he made sure everyone at that rally knew it.
Obama is Nobody’s Fool. He brings out the race card, the religious card, the freedom card, and even the “I am humble” card whenever it scores him points.
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The video I posted yesterday was taken long after his days as a community organizer. Did he just forget that he had been “saved” by Jesus? Was this a “mental” breakdown…beginnings of Alzheimer’s? Or was it just a political “oops” moment?
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Today…Obama got the perfect opportunity to not only put forth his belief in the government taking from the rich and giving to the poor, (communism) by using the church and handpicking it’s teachings, it also gave him an opportunity to pray for the Egyptian people, and knock the “private sector.”  It was a good day to move his agendas.
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The private sector can’t always take care of the poor, so the government needs to step in, he said…. “Ask any Haitian.” Obama smiled and said. No…he didn’t say that.. (How could he?) I just wanted to make sure you made it this far!
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In a true, golden Obama moment, he DID say; “We are reminded that ultimately what matters is not what other people say of us but whether we’re being true to our conscious and true to our God–” When I wake in the morning, I wait on the Lord, and I ask him to give me the strength to do right by our country and its people.”
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Right, and I get up and Mel Gibson serves me breakfast in bed, and tells me he will save me from Obamacare when the “government” decides I cannot have another operation when I’m 62, thanks to Obama’s conscious.
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Do you really buy that Obama is a Christian? Would a Christian have supported the building of a Mosque on ground Zero? Would a Christian welcome with open arms and great praise a religion that keeps half its population in bondage?
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(Hey–imagine if the women in Egypt had been allowed to protest? The pyramids would maybe have finally gotten cleaned.)
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Throughout the ages, Islam has always been spread the very same way. When the Muslims came into countries and took them over, they first built the Mosques– RIGHT next to the Christian Churches..and then, in a few years, that church is turned into a Mosque– Allah Constantinople. The Muslims already have a strong hold in Europe, and Michigan isn’t looking too promising.
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So…can we dare ask the question: “Is Obama not only wanting to “fundamentally change” America, –but the whole world?”
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This on WorldNet Daily: –The White House has been almost openly championing the unrest in Egypt. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton called for an “orderly transition” to democracy in Egypt, where the Muslim Brotherhood is the main opposition group.
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And–Last Friday, President George W. Bush’s former press spokeswoman, Dana Perino, told Fox News, “Don’t be afraid of the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. This has nothing to do with religion.” (Huh?)
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If Obama, and other “globalists” have used the opportunity to turn the Middle East into a hotbed of chaos in order to bring on a global WWIII, so that the plans of the elites ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT can happen naturally–Obama can claim while watching the global destruction —- He was just serving his lord…Jesus. Praise be to Allah.
 
“Somewhere over the rainbow…blue birds fly…….”

Sorry, I needed a happy ending.
(Oh, the statue of Michelle has no meaning to this article. I just thought she looked like a pornographic Queen Nefertiti, on her way to the takover of America. I can’t WAIT to see Obama’s bust, can you?)

February 3, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Middle East, politics | , , | 1 Comment

Obama King Tut

Nobody Remembers –

 —This little slip of the tongue. Obama is a Muslim, and like all good Muslims in America, he hides his faith. And if you take note…the reporter corrected his little secret instanly, as if it’s a well know fact with many of the media. Remember…look at the ease in which he states the fact.

But, even if you believe his statements that he is a Christian,  we have watched his actions haven’t we? When he closed down NASA, he gave them a new order…make sure and help those poor misguided camel riders of Islam..get them up to speed with the United States and most importantly, help their esteem.

And then, remember his statement about how the Muslims have made wonderful contributions to America? They are as much a part of America as the rest of us?

Right…and my name is Osama Bin Liden.

It has been reported, in many various media’s, that the Obama adminstration was talking to the Muslim Brotherhood before these riots, and the liberal media has made an all out effort to tell us…”Oh, they aren’t so bad..really nice guys, come on…they are only twenty percent of the people!”

Obama is no friend to the Jews, and he has made it quite obvious he blames them for Gaza.

While Obama and his favorite parrot, Mr. Gibbs,  keep repeating platitudes of freedom and the people will decide, yada yada…this nobody doesn’t buy it.

What a better way to promote his favorite religion than to promote the Brotherhood in Egypt? America has given over $50 billion in the last decade to Mubarack, mostly in military weapons.

 Think of what the “Brotherhood” could do with those weapons.

Democracy in the Islamic countries means radical jihadests, Hamas, Hezbollah…and all those really great guys who hate us. George W. Bush found that out. You cannot promote democracy to these people, their religion does not even allow it.

Here’s the question: just how many American companies are in Egypt right now?  And Obama is in talks with energy companies as we speak…

With a Muslim in the White House…we can only pray we make it to the next election.

(And no…I won’t take that back. Unlike other people, I happened to still believe my own…ears and eyes. )

February 2, 2011 Posted by | Middle East, Obama, politics, Uncategorized | , | 6 Comments