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Law Student Suggest American Divorce

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I just got this one today, and it reminded me of my dear mother who before she died in 2001, she thought that the liberals should take Los Angeles, and New York, and leave the rest of the country to the Americans. “We’d have the bread basket.”  Get out of the union, and let the liberals go be by themselves. …This man, has the same idea…my mother would have loved this.

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Subject America?

Divorce Agreement written by young college student.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters et all: We have stuck together since the 1950’s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

—We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are however responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three.

We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.—You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We’ll keep our SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.” I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine” , “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, or “Kum Ba Ya” or “We Are The World.”

We’ll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. –Since it so often offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Liberal Flag

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberals and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I bet you answer which one of us will need help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American.

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and (Hanoi Jane) Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S. And you won’t have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

February 11, 2012 - Posted by | Constitution, Uncategorized | , , , , , , ,

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  1. Here is another idea.

    One of the most debated issues in American politics is that of the “safety net” and entitlement programs.

    There is a simple solution that will end the continuing bickering forever.

    The government will set up a separate account to fund these programs, with no tax dollars being used to fund the programs.

    Let those who believe in these programs make tax deductible contributions to the account.

    Those who do not believe in the programs are free contributing and will not be able to participate in the programs.

    Social Security, medicare and other trust fund programs would be part of the entitlement program account.

    The only people that will not like this solution are those that want someone else to pay for what they want. These people are normally called criminals and sent to prison.

    So, let all moral and honorable individuals work together to implement the solution today.

    The FACT is that there is no reason why the program should not be implemented today. It would solve a lot of the economic problems facing the United States and be a great first step in improving the economy.

    PS: Please no comments from anyone with excuses(which they would call reasons) why it should not be implemented; just like thieves with reason why they should not be sent to prison.

    Also it is so unseemly for people to let their envy, hate and jealousy show through.

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