Joyanna Adams

Deutsching the Kardashians: How to Pick a President

No…that wasn’t the question. The real question the pampered ladies of the view wanted to know was:

“Which Kardashian got married for just a short time?”

“Kim.” said the ‘President.’

Yes. And that’s why the more important TV interview that all of America should have paid attention to instead, was last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian were his first guests.

Nobody wants to admit this, I’ve never actually watched a Kardashian show. I did think that Kim really pulled off a fantastic scam with the whole “I’m just getting married to let the world adore me in a wedding dress and make a big bundle of money on it.” last year. But, I’ve really never heard her talk until last night.

Obviously, someone besides Kim is controlling her career. I was having trouble getting past her really big butt…when she started talking about how once she babysat her nephew and the baby had to tell her what to do to change his diaper.

I don’t think she was making that up.

If not for the fact that I could not stop starting at how big that butt spread out like a giant whoopee cushion on that chair, I would have changed the channel..but then, Donny Deutsch came on.

Now, Donny used to have a program on MSNBC called The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch. He claimed to be there to help entrepreneurs, but MSNBC fired him for including Keith Olbermann, right up there with Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, and Glenn Beck, for being “the biggest hate-mongers in television.”

Don’t know who he is? Wikipedia says:

Deutsch is the chairman of Deutsch Inc., an advertising agency founded by his father, which he sold to the Interpublic Group of Companies in 2000 for $265 million. In addition to his work on The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch, Deutsch has appeared as a regular guest on MSNBC‘s morning talk show Morning Joe.

So, you would figure a man who had a program on basically how to make money and do good things would be sort of smart, right? After all, his daddy should have taught him something.Donny started in on how we needed to reelect Obama because, come on, he’s a good-looking guy! After that he starting in on making fun of Sarah Palin, which is a subject it seems he can’t let go.

“Why the fascination [with Palin]? It’s very simple and I’m not going to be glib here. She is Snooki. It’s the same math,” Deutsch said. “A younger generation they want to watch this character with big hair who’s funny…you never know she’s going to say. It’s no different but for a higher demographic! We watch her she’s interesting looking…What’s she going to say? She’s campy, she’s kitschy, it’s telegenic, its television, its entertainment that’s the fascination, beginning, middle and end of story, she’s Snooki.”

Yes, If you want to know why the country is in such deep trouble, it’s because people like the Kardashian sisters, who couldn’t change a diaper even if the world depended on it, don’t give politics much thought—or idiots like Donny Deutsch, believe Obama should be reelected on his good looks along.

Donny thinks looks and charm ARE the key to a good President. This from a man, who compares Sarah Palin to Snooki, but thinks any of the Kardashian sisters would make his day if they ran for Vice President.

So, Nobody Wonders if Jay Leno did this on purpose…put four Deutsch bag Obama airhead lovers on stage at the same time to show the world how really stupid America Movie Stars are:

But then, the real people already know that….we found that out from listening to George Clooney. These are not real people….they are Obama Nanny Dolls.

May 16, 2012 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Barack Obama, Entertainers, Uncategorized | celebrities, Obama, Poltical races, The rich elites