Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Who Will Buy the Presidency? China, GE, EU, or the Brotherhoods?

Nobody’s Opinion

So…Here we are, American Presidential Election 2012, and ONE of our candidates is complaining that he doesn’t have enough money. The usual $80 billion is just NOT enough to buy the Presidency.

Inflation is a bitch.

‘President’ Obama is portraying Mitt Romney as King Solomon, compared to his little orphan Annie, and so he needs more money. Nowadays, $100 billion dollars is just not enough to buy another four years in the White House–Here’s a letter Obama sent to his many fans:

We’re getting outraised — a first for a sitting president, if this continues. Not just by the super PACs and outside groups that are pouring hundreds of millions of dollars into misleading ads, but by our opponent and the Republican Party, which just outraised us for the second month in a row.

We can win a race in which the other side spends more than we do. But not this much more.

Oh…that’s heart wrenching…What’s the matter Barry? No one wants to fork out their food stamp money anymore? Cheer up…think of the many hundreds of nice looking tatoos on butts that bear your name!

And so Barack begs for money. And not just here…all over the world. I think this could be the first time that our politicians are now asking for campaign contributions from every spot on the planet, at least without trying to hide it.

We’ve come a long way from Clinton’s Chinese coffee klatches, baby.

Obama is NOT to be outdone: With the help of his buddy George Clooney to kick it off, he will be raising millions.

Mitt, is getting on this foreign money wagon too. To stay proper, he is doing one in London during the Olympics (which he surely has free tickets to) and one in Jerusalem. Obama has all the communist states covered.

So, while we can wonder: When did the office of the Presidency become worth a trillion dollars? We should also wonder: Where are the election officials that are being paid? Do we even HAVE any?

BECAUSE….

It is ILLEGAL to accept campaign contributions from foreign countries:

The Federal Election Campaign Act (FECA) prohibits any foreign national from contributing, donating or spending funds in connection with any federal, state, or local election in the United States, either directly or indirectly. It is also unlawful to help foreign nationals violate that ban or to solicit, receive or accept contributions or donations from them. Persons who knowingly and willfully engage in these activities may be subject to fines and/or imprisonment. http://www.fec.gov/pages/brochures/foreign.shtml

Hey! Does Anybody care that this is…against the law?

Evidently not.

American Idol just became Global American President. Obama was not qualified to be President. We are still wondering where in the world he was born. And now, when foreign countries are now being allowed to basically put some serious money up to effect our elections: maybe its time we start thinking about cutting out of D.C….and thinking of secession.

The Democrats are complaining about China making our Olympic uniforms, but Democrats will accept a Presidency “made in China” as long as that money has Obama’s name on the collar.

How many states do you think we can get to join?

July 15, 2012 Posted by | political races, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

You Do NOT Want To Know…

Nobody Gets Email

I have a great friend who loves to cook and eat…and why she sent me this, I have NO idea, because I’m always eating McDonalds.  Here’s a take from what is actually in some of the food we eat:

1. Duck Feathers and Chinese Women’s Hair

McDonald’s admitted that the l-cysteine (That’s hair or duck feathers) is used in its Baked Hot Apple Pie, as well as its Wheat Roll and Warm Cinnamon Roll, was of the duck-feather variety. Many other fast-food joints rely on l-cysteine in bakery products as well.

2. Sand

Silicon dioxide, also known as silica (also known as sand!), is used to make glass, optical fibers, ceramics, and cement. Oh, and chili. Used as an anti-caking agent, it is often added to processed beef and chicken to prevent clumping, and is listed in the ingredient panels for chili from both Wendy’s and Taco Bell.

3. Wood

Processed wood pulp, known as cellulose, is used in everything from cheese to salad dressing, from muffins to strawberry syrup. McDonalds, Taco Bell, KFC, Sonic, Pizza Hut, Wendy’s, Arby’s, Jack in the Box, and many others include cellulose in their repertoire.

(So THAT’s why most women can’t get rid of their cellulose thighs. You need to SHAVE it off.)

4. Silly Putty

Eight-syllable ingredients make sense for Silly Putty, but French fries? Sure enough, dimethylpolysiloxane, a form of silicone used in cosmetics and Silly Putty, is also found in many a fast-food fried thing. It is the secret ingredient that keeps fryer oil from foaming. McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish and French fries have it, as do Wendy’s Natural-Cut Fries With Sea Salt. In fact, most fast-food items that bathe in a deep-fat fryer are imbued with a hint of dimethylpolysiloxane.

(I’m having trouble imagining this one. )  

5. Petroleum

Petroleum-derived preservatives (TBHQ)  Tertiary butylhydroquinone (TBHQ) is made from compounds derived from petroleum and finds a home in cosmetic and skincare products, varnish, lacquers and resins – and processed food. McDonald’s, for example, uses it in 18 products ranging from their Fruit and Walnut Salad to Griddle Cakes to McNuggets.

(Which is why we MUST drill for oil here….McDonalds would go under if we went to war with Iran.)

6. Beetles

Meet carminic acid, a commonly used red food coloring that comes from the dried, crushed bodies of female scale insects called cochineal. Variously known as Cochineal, Cochineal Extract, Carmine, Crimson Lake, Natural Red 4, C.I. 75470, E120 – it is used in a wide variety of products ranging from some meat, sausages, processed poultry products, marinades, bakery products, toppings, cookies, deserts, icings, pie fillings, jams, preservs, gelatins, juices, drinks, dairy products, sauces and dessert products

7. Slime

It is commonly referred to as “pink slime.” Looking more like frosting than pureed meat and bone bits, the FDA defines mechanically separated poultry (MSP) as “a paste-like and batter-like poultry product produced by forcing bones, with attached edible tissue, through a sieve or similar device under high pressure to separate bone from the edible tissue.”

(Sounds pretty much like most of Congress, with the exception of Al Gore who would be called Green Slime.)

Okay. if you want more go here.

I might try adding a bit of sand to my chili, or some Silly Putty to my fryer. 

Nobody thought reading about Monsanto was bad….the genetically altered strawberry that I was repulsed by is starting to look pretty good.

(Uh..Thanks to Mona, I think. )  

July 15, 2012 Posted by | Food, Uncategorized | , | 6 Comments