Joyanna Adams

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Just When You Thought We Had Swiftboated that Idiot….Obama Puts Him On the Payroll

 

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John Kerry—married into his money, and wanted to be President. The Vets swift boated that.  But, since Hillary stepped down to run for HER turn, Kerry gets to fly all over the world, with his new title as Secretary of State, and keep up the American apology tour for Obama.Kerry and Fonda

Sad for all of us,  it seems it STILL bugs John Kerry to be an American, because this week he said this:

“..I was privileged to speak to the graduating class of Yale this year, and it was particularly a pleasure because it happened to turn out to be, literally, I hate to say it, 48 years to the day that I was privileged to speak as a graduating senior to my own class. And I talked to them about sort of the world we’re in right now, but at the end I tried to remind them all, which I remind you of, we are – I get always a little uptight when I hear politicians say how exceptional we are – not because we’re not exceptional, but because it’s kind of in-your-face and a lot of other people are exceptional, a lot of other places do exceptional things.”

Despite his profession of uptightness on the topic of America’s exceptionalism, Kerry went on to close out his remarks explaining what he believes makes America uniquely exceptional

Well, now we know: The only two things Kerry thinks are exceptional about America, is himself, and the elitist university that let him attend with all the other elitist idiots: Yale.John Kerry

Nobody Thinks John Kerry has been uptight since he was born. I have a dream that John Kerry’s wife divorced him, and he was forced to work for a living.

The problem is, John Kerry is allowing Iran to make nukes because he’s just such a fair-minded guy and in his twisted world of thinking, he is proud that Iran is developing nukes, because why should the U.S. have all the nukes?

Good god.

If it looks like a snob, talks like a snob, walks like a snob, then chances are…it’s John Kerry.

 

 

July 15, 2014 Posted by | corruption, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Bob Beckel VS Michael Suh & Nicole Germack

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two clear examples of people who simply can’t control themselves:

Bob Beckel VS Michael Suh and Nicole Germack

Let’s start with Bob.

According to the mainstream media, and a few nutty liberal politicians, Bob should be fired for “racial” slurs.

He got pretty mad on THE FIVE (FOX’s TV SHOW) about Chinese people, and just blurted out this:

“The Chinese are the single biggest threat to the national security of the U.S.,” he said. “They have been, they will be and they can wait, they’re very patient. Do you know what we just did? As usual, we bring them over here and we teach a bunch of Chinamen — er, Chinese people — how to do computers and then they go back to China and hack into us.”

And Bob did NOT stop there! Listen to the rest of the tape to hear the rest. Why— Bob even accuses the Chinese of making cheap toys and poisoning our pets!

 

Even if it IS true, was that any reason for him to offend the Chinese like that? I…am…shocked.

Actually, the Chinese also like to garden at night, and keep their American neighbors awake. Tonight I saw my Chinese neighbor outside down on his knees planting SOMETHING in his back yard…with his porch light on.

“Why do you think he’s PLANTING at night?” I asked my husband, as we continued to walk the dogs.

“Maybe that’s his wife’s body.”

They also do all their cooking in the garage, and they smell up the neighborhood with soy sauce.

I am SO glad that Bob didn’t mention those racists things because Bob just starting dating a new girl. No, it’s not the first time Bob Beckel has just not been able to keep his opinions to himself. He once called white people…”Crackers.”

And then we have Michael Suh and Nicole Germack of Newark. It seems, they wanted to have sex on the roof. They JUST couldn’t control themselves.

The officer told the couple to stop, but police say they continued for approximately 15-20 seconds before stopping. Both are facing charges of Resisting Arrest, Lewdness, Indecent Exposure, Loitering and Conspiracy.

Thinking back on all the strange places that I have felt the uncontrollable urge, I’m feel lucky to be sitting here and typing this fine work of literary magnificent for you fine people. I’m so glad I got myself under control, and not a minute too late it seems.

So..who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

This is a hard one. On the one hand, what Bob said, most people would consider just an ‘opinion’ not racist. And an opinion based on facts. If that was a racist comment, than Harry Reid’s attacks on the Koch brothers should be considered racist. Harry Reid should be fired then too.

Bob has every right to express his opinion, by the Constitution. if we have to listen to Harry Reid, than Bob has every right to say he doesn’t like the Chinese.

On the other hand…WHY were people looking UP to a roof to watch a couple having sex?

Maybe Michael’s apartment was hot. MAYBE they thought no one could see them up there.

Maybe…these really ARE Rome’s last days.

Maybe that’s why Michael Suh (Who is Chinese) was having sex with Nicole on the roof.

Maybe he was hacking into her computer.

Hey, it’s a dangerous world out there and I say the Nobody’s Fool Award goes to—-

California state Sen. Ted Lieu (D) who called Beckel’s comments “racist”

“We should all be alarmed by the racist, xenophobic comments by Fox News host Bob Beckel,” said Lieu. “His comments have no place in America, and this is at least the second time he has used racial slurs. He must resign immediately.”

Congratulations Sen. Ted Lieu! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week for being such a moron.

And since I’m calling a Chinese guy a moron, I must be racist.

Move your cracker butt over Bob, give me some room.

 

July 15, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Free Speech, humor, Uncategorized | , , | 7 Comments