Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Bob Beckel VS Michael Suh & Nicole Germack

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two clear examples of people who simply can’t control themselves:

Bob Beckel VS Michael Suh and Nicole Germack

Let’s start with Bob.

According to the mainstream media, and a few nutty liberal politicians, Bob should be fired for “racial” slurs.

He got pretty mad on THE FIVE (FOX’s TV SHOW) about Chinese people, and just blurted out this:

“The Chinese are the single biggest threat to the national security of the U.S.,” he said. “They have been, they will be and they can wait, they’re very patient. Do you know what we just did? As usual, we bring them over here and we teach a bunch of Chinamen — er, Chinese people — how to do computers and then they go back to China and hack into us.”

And Bob did NOT stop there! Listen to the rest of the tape to hear the rest. Why— Bob even accuses the Chinese of making cheap toys and poisoning our pets!


Even if it IS true, was that any reason for him to offend the Chinese like that? I…am…shocked.

Actually, the Chinese also like to garden at night, and keep their American neighbors awake. Tonight I saw my Chinese neighbor outside down on his knees planting SOMETHING in his back yard…with his porch light on.

“Why do you think he’s PLANTING at night?” I asked my husband, as we continued to walk the dogs.

“Maybe that’s his wife’s body.”

They also do all their cooking in the garage, and they smell up the neighborhood with soy sauce.

I am SO glad that Bob didn’t mention those racists things because Bob just starting dating a new girl. No, it’s not the first time Bob Beckel has just not been able to keep his opinions to himself. He once called white people…”Crackers.”

And then we have Michael Suh and Nicole Germack of Newark. It seems, they wanted to have sex on the roof. They JUST couldn’t control themselves.

The officer told the couple to stop, but police say they continued for approximately 15-20 seconds before stopping. Both are facing charges of Resisting Arrest, Lewdness, Indecent Exposure, Loitering and Conspiracy.

Thinking back on all the strange places that I have felt the uncontrollable urge, I’m feel lucky to be sitting here and typing this fine work of literary magnificent for you fine people. I’m so glad I got myself under control, and not a minute too late it seems.

So..who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

This is a hard one. On the one hand, what Bob said, most people would consider just an ‘opinion’ not racist. And an opinion based on facts. If that was a racist comment, than Harry Reid’s attacks on the Koch brothers should be considered racist. Harry Reid should be fired then too.

Bob has every right to express his opinion, by the Constitution. if we have to listen to Harry Reid, than Bob has every right to say he doesn’t like the Chinese.

On the other hand…WHY were people looking UP to a roof to watch a couple having sex?

Maybe Michael’s apartment was hot. MAYBE they thought no one could see them up there.

Maybe…these really ARE Rome’s last days.

Maybe that’s why Michael Suh (Who is Chinese) was having sex with Nicole on the roof.

Maybe he was hacking into her computer.

Hey, it’s a dangerous world out there and I say the Nobody’s Fool Award goes to—-

California state Sen. Ted Lieu (D) who called Beckel’s comments “racist”

“We should all be alarmed by the racist, xenophobic comments by Fox News host Bob Beckel,” said Lieu. “His comments have no place in America, and this is at least the second time he has used racial slurs. He must resign immediately.”

Congratulations Sen. Ted Lieu! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week for being such a moron.

And since I’m calling a Chinese guy a moron, I must be racist.

Move your cracker butt over Bob, give me some room.


July 15, 2014 - Posted by | American Culture, Free Speech, humor, Uncategorized | , ,


  1. Once nice thing about the Chinese coming to Zimbabwe – they eat all the stray dogs we have running about…not sure about burying eggs though – Ill have to check around – maybe that’s why we have no baby ostrich.


    Comment by frankiekay | July 15, 2014 | Reply

    • wow…you live in Zimbabwe? Is it always hot there?   (I know, I could look this up, but It’s just so cool that you live there.)


      Comment by Joyanna Adams | July 19, 2014 | Reply

      • Its jolly cold here right now!! But not cold like a winter in New York – rather like in Florida! It is frosting this morning and by lunch time the temperature will be between sixteen and twenty degrees Celsius. In the summer, it can be very hot and dry – around 38 to 42 deg Celsius. I have always lived in Zimbabwe – wouldn’t like to live anywhere else in the world.


        Comment by frankiekay | July 19, 2014

      • Home sweet home! Sounds wonderful. I bet it’s beautiful. Funny, I grew up in Florida, and miss it daily.   Hopefully you have a nice fire to keep you warm!


        Comment by Joyanna Adams | July 20, 2014

      • It is, beautiful that is… We do have a nice fire, Im a lizard – I can’t live at low temperatures.
        Ive started a photo-blog about Zimbabwe (people appear to prefer my photos to my books!) to show this country – so many people either don’t know where it is, or they think it’s a war zone. Please have a look:


        Comment by frankiekay | July 20, 2014

  2. Many moons ago, when I were but a lad and serving my country as cannon fodder (well, ok, short Lee-Enfield fodder) in the jungles of Borneo from my base in Singapore, I was invited to a Chinese family birthday party. As the ‘furrin’ guest I was offred ‘The Delicacy’ to eat; the favourite and highly prized ‘Hundred Year Egg’.

    The Chinese like to bury eggs in their gardens at night on auspicious days. They dig them up years later (although they don’t usually wait 100 years as most will have moved on to somewhere else – possibly Hazelwood – and forgotten all about them.). But an egg a few years old is an incredibly smelly, rotten mess and does not benefit greatly from being venerated as a delicacy.

    It was figgin’ awful. I put on my bravest western devil smile nonetheless, so that they could keep face.


    Comment by Amfortas | July 15, 2014 | Reply

    • Oh! Well THAT’s good to know, and I certainly would never have known that if you hadn’t of told me.   We did have a full moon last night. Hopefully, they will eat it INSIDE The house.


      Comment by Joyanna Adams | July 15, 2014 | Reply

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