The Ferguson Zomnado, Coming Soon!
Nobody Reports:
Here in Zombie St. Louis land—our brave and courageous government is getting ready for the Ferguson Zombie attack. People are boarding up their windows, stocking up on food and candles, getting ready. It’s going to be a regular Zomnado we are being told. Homeland security has sent trucks, bazooka’s, gas masks, and the Governor has already declared a national emergency, and nothing has happened yet.
Really? Can’t we all just get along? Is this really necessary?
Everybody is getting ready for the big announcement that Officer Wilson was…just doing his job. Don’t worry, our “President” is right on this.
President Obama met with Ferguson protest leaders on November 5th, the day after the midterm elections. The meeting was not on his daily schedule. He was concerned that the protesters “stay on course.”
Stay on course? What course? The looting and burning one?
Obama’s little Ferguson army is coming to the big screen soon, and since most of these “Justice for Michael Brown” are looking for direction, Obama’s friends and community organizer’s have been busy, making posters, posting Youtube videos, and most important of all: Giving them a HIT list of places to attack—-
- Robert McCulloch’s office
- St. Louis County Justice Center
- Stephanie Karr’s office
- Olin Corporation Headquarters
- Judge Maura McShane’s courtroom
- St. Louis County Police Department
- Governor Nixon’s Office (Wainwright Building)
- Clayton School District Office
- Department of Justice
- Dean Plocher’s office
- Ronald Brockmeyer’s office
- Dan Boyle’s office
- Thomas Flach’s office
- Regal III Market
- Canfield Green Apartments
- Ferguson Police Department & Jail
- West Florissant Quick Trip
- Missouri Botanical Gradens
- Powell Symphony Hall
- Monsanto Headquarters
- Peabody Energy Headquarters
- Anheuser-Busch Headquarters
- Emerson Electric Headquarters
- Steve Stenger’s lawfirm
- St. Louis Art Museum
- Gateway Arch
- Peabody Opera House
- Ritz Carlton
- Lambert International Airport
- Mayor Slay
- Boeing
- St. Louis City Police Department
- St. Louis Galleria
- Plaza Frontenac
- Six Stars Market
- Colonel Jon Belmar
- Senator Roy Blunt
- Senator Claire McCaskill
- St. Louis City Justice Center
- St. Ann Police Department & Jail
- Clayton City Hall
- GCI Security, Inc.
- St. Louis County Council
- Clayton Police Department & Jail
- Ferguson City Hall
- Lacy Clay’s Office
- Donors
- Husch Blackwell LLP
- Martin Insurance Group LLC
- Stone, Leyton & Gershman
- University Square Company
- Stone & Alter Real Estate
- Carey & Danis LLC
- The Law Firm of Thomas C Antoniou LLC
- Hammond & Shinners Law Firm
- Collinsville Acquisitions Inc
- Thompson Coburn
- Commercial Bank
- Sanctuaries
- Greater St. Mark Family Church
- Veterans for Peace Office
- St. John’s Episcopal Church
- Hospitals
- St. Louis University Hospital
- SSM Cardinal Glennon Children’s Medical Center
- SSM St. Mary’s Health Center
- Barnes Jewish Hospital
- St. Alexius Hospital
- Kindred Hospital
- Southwest Medical Center
Interesting, don’t you think? Protesting hospitals? Churches? Veterans for Peace? And …the Arch? What did the Arch ever do to Ferguson? And Missouri Botanical Gardens? What are they going to do….block the entrance to the Climatron? Hit the people with wilted rose petals?
They already burned down the West Florissant Quick Trip. but once is just not enough. They SAY they might wait to start their Zombie Tornado riots until after Thanksgiving, but just think if they announced it on Black Friday. 🙂
I hope they are not that stupid: Michael Brown protesters would be NO match for early bird shoppers. Those people will send those protestors to the city hospital, where they can protest in their hospital bed.
Maybe that’s the plan. I HOPE so. I will be sitting here with my popcorn and soda in anticipation of the match: Zombies of Ferguson VS Zombies of Wal-Mart. It doesn’t get any better than that.
The Zombie apocalypse is about to start: Thanks to you Homeland Security, and your Zombie training… we are READY.
Go get em’ Wal-Mart Shoppers!
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