Nobody’s Perfect: Melbourne VS Philadelphia

Nobody’s Perfect

What do you do when you really hate something, and just don’t want it in your neighborhood? Do you control your temper and sensibly try to figure out a way to handle what you consider to be a nuisance?

And how far can you go to get rid of that nuisance?

This week, we have Americans who obviously had a problem with ‘nuisances’ in their neighborhood—and since we have no names, let’s compare the cities.

This week, we have Melbourne VS Philadelphia: 

First up: The lovely city of Melbourne, FL.

Evidently, a man who hated squirrels went on a squirrel killing spree, he was knocking off as many squirrels as he could in his neighborhood, and somebody complained.

Melbourne police warned a resident not to stalk or hunt nuisance squirrels after he killed at least one Police received calls about 10 a.m. Sunday concerning a man with a BB gun walking in the area of St. Marks Avenue, just south of Parkway Drive. The man told police he believed the squirrels were a growing nuisance in the area, officers said.

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“It’s not a call that we usually deal with. He had a problem with squirrels in his yard, and he had exterminated one, and his neighbor also had a problem with one,” Melbourne police spokesman Pete Mercaldo said.  “The neighbors were complaining about seeing him with a BB gun.”

And then there’s the famous city of Philadelphia, PA:

It seems a gang of black kids, for whatever reason, find squirrels okay, but when it comes to homeless people, they have no tolerance.

 Philly police video captures gang of suspects beat a homeless man nearly to death using a hammer, mace and a chair leg to put him into a coma.

https://youtu.be/PFw7SeFOD04

As you can see, the sight of a homeless man with an umbrella (was he white?) was enough to make them jump out of the car and try to kill him.

Mmmmmmm….

Who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award? And how could we look at this from a liberal point of view as to…why do such things? Why lose your self control?

Let’s examine both:

Why would a man go squirrel hunting in Florida?

1. It’s in his DNA since all men still have that hunter caveman gene making them want to go out and shoot their guns.  Maybe Wart Hogs were just too big for the guy. Squirrels hunting is more fun.
2. One of his neighbors is a beautiful woman who wears her bathing suit around the yard, and refuses to go out with him, and loves to feed squirrels.
3. He thinks they are attracting gators, and scaring off his drug dealers.
4. His mother ran off with a squirrel, and left him alone in the world

And how about those kids? Why would they want to kick a homeless man? He was just standing there.

1. They secretly work for Eric Holder, who is training them for a special mission to storm Rand Paul’s Presidential campaign bus. They plan to get him when his bus fills up for gas.
2. The initiation into the neighborhood gang is—- you have to try kill a homeless man to get a free XBOX.
3. They want to show Ferguson that they can be just as relevant as the blacks in Missouri.
4. It’s in their DNA…kicking anybody whose skin color is white a great way to get Jesse Jackson’s to give you money for the suffering that you went through in your neighborhood because of white people having privileges you don’t have. Homeless men…usually don’t fight back, or have guns.

But to be fair, he might be black. I don’t think it matters anymore.

So which city wins?

Melbourne or Philadelphia?

Nobody thinks….we should keep this contest going.

After all, we have a lot more cities that I’m sure that would love to get into the contest.

Stay tuned.

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April 13, 2015 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | black violence, Uncategorized | black violence