Joyanna Adams

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Nobody Flashes a Happy Easter!

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Happy Easter! Happy Easter

April 4, 2015 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: Is It Too Late for Irish Jokes?

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Okay, so I’m a bit late posting the Irish jokes. I was at the pub. The Irish are just now getting out. Irish jone two


(Thanks To Kris)

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.. Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!” Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, “Never mind, I found one.”Irish joke one

Paddy was in New York . He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, “Okay, pedestrians.” Then he’d allow the traffic to pass. He’d done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted, “Pedestrians!” for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, “Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?”

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” says the priest. The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?” The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

April 4, 2015 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | 2 Comments


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