Nobody’s Email: The Good Citizen
Nobody Gets Email
If you find this one offensive, go back to Air Force One, and have a drink. Or back to the Mosque and pray for your own soul. 🙂
(Thanks to Kris)
Please be warned! You may find the following story to be distressing.
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Whilst strolling round the harbour this morning about 7 am, I noticed a character shouting:
“Allah be praised” and “Death to all infidels” and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn’t get help he would surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.
It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.
I’m starting to think I wasted four stamps.
And HOW Did Al Gore Miss This?
Nobody Gets Email
How about this? Is this not incredible or what? Make your trash into oil to run your MAD MAX machine. Never have to worry about the coming apocalypse! I want one.
And WHY is it not being done by our trash collectors? How come I haven’t seen Brad Pitt promoting this? What a great place to put all those plastic bags.
Imagine how much money the oil companies would lose if people starting buying these….which is why this great invention will probably never reach the masses.
But..great idea.
(Thanks to JR)
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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