Joyanna Adams

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Wal-Mart: Let’s All Send Some ISIS Cakes to Obama From Wal-Mart

Nobody’s Opinion. 

So–it begins—

COMRADES! I just found out today, from CNN of course, that white criminals are now...wait for it....wait…wait………CONFEDERATES!

The South has risen! Hallelujah! Yes…it’s true!

I was quietly putting on my eye makeup, and I got tired of listening to the endless, mindless, police chase patter, of two convicts that had escaped prison—–on FOX.

( Never mind, that, Obama himself released over 30,000 dangerous convicts just last month, and Newt Gingrich and his old Comrade Van Jones, want to release MORE )

Anyway, I had FOX on, and so to get off the subject I turned to CNN, which of course, had the same stupid stuff on. David Sweat

“David Sweat HAS been caught!” CNN reported. The excitement was overwhelming. It only took over 459,596 law enforcement people, and about $8 million dollars in overtime to catch the guy, but feel safe folks. He’s caught.

They were proud that THIS one (David) wasn’t shot three times in the head like his other convict buddy. (Personally, I think that’s overkill, but he’s white, so it’s okay.)

And then the conversation went something like this:

***************confused baby two

Lady CNN GAL: So, it seems this guy was going for the border, and they didn’t have any outside help, like the mob, or a gang…because, they really must have had a hard time just the two of them. If they had more help from the outside, they might have pulled this off. (The thought of their escape obviously made her little heart become overheated.)

Man CNN Reporter: You are right—as far as we can tell, there were no gangs, no  Confederates waiting on the outside to help them make a batter escape.


WHAT? WHAT? What exactly was he saying?

1. There is a mass organization of white criminal men in America and they call themselves the Confederates? What do they do? Hunt possums? Reenact old Civil War battles? Are they planning to attack Nancy Pelosi’s private jet with old rusty cannons? 

2. Does Glenn Beck belong to this secret Confederate band of brothers because he personally asked millions of people to go order cakes made like the Confederate Flag? And can this guy sue HIM for the cake, for giving him the idea? Obama prison

3. If those two convicts belonged to the Confederate Union, why would they draw such wonderful pictures of Obama and Hillary in prison? Is Obama secretly the head of the Confederate army?Hillary prison

4. Does ISIS eat their Wal-Mart ordered cake, before they behead a Christian, or after? 

5. Was the lady that made the cake, a member of ISIS? And if so, what is she doing working at Wal-Mart?

6. Or is this just a liberal ploy to get white men to start forming “white Confederate” secret CIA invented clubs, so that Obama can say, “See, I TOLD you that there were slave owners in America!”

I had to shake my head twice. Are they really going to call all white criminal men…Confederates?

If so, then I don’t see why we can’t call all black criminal men their favorite name for themselves…the name they all say they belong to when they see each other…They name they call themselves in every black movie ever made: “Hey yoo there…niggar!” 

If there is a White Confederate Club, then there is a Black “Niggar” Club. Can we white people now yell

“Hey— Yo there Confederate!” KKK

Who knew?

I was having trouble keeping the motorcycle clubs, and Mexicans clubs straight. This is getting almost beyond silly.

I’d rather gag a maggot then listen to the English language be transformed into George’s Orwell’s worse vocabulary nightmare.

If I were that guy, I would have taken that cake BACK to Wal-Mart, dropped it on the floor in front of the American flag on the 4th of July, and went…”Oops!”

“So sorry, I have to leave now…I’m obviously  in the wrong store.”

On the other hand, maybe this is Wal-Mart’s message to ISIS: “Please–Leave our stores out of your caliphate.”

What do you think?

 

June 28, 2015 - Posted by | tyranny, Uncategorized | ,

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