Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Why I love Men, and the Argument Clinic


Nobody Wins

I’m sorry, am I late here today?

Well, that’s because some dweeb of a computer engineer decided to HIDE the power button on my new computer. I turned it off last night to protect it from lighting…and when I came to write my blog, I was all ready to simply press the on button, but…no matter how many time I practically raped my ALL IN ONE screen with my fingers, there WAS no button.

I Googled, “HP Pavilion manual.” Nothing. I looked at my setup manual that came in the box.

Nothing.

Plug it in. Okay…It’s PLUGGED IN!

I watched 5 videos’ of men taking the HP Pavilion out of the box, and plugging it in, but…when it got to how to power it on…

NOTHING!

By 4am. I was ready to admit, that Bill Gates had finally won. Invent a computer with no on/off button. I tossed and turned in bed, feeling as if I had lost my mind. OMG…did they tell me at Office Depot NEVER to turn it off? What did I do? What major crime did I commit? Is this the conspiracy that I’ve been waiting for? They don’t WANT you to turn off your computer? And isn’t that why I had to buy a new one in the first place? They told me NOT to turn it off and I did?

I popped some melatonin to turn off my brain, and in the morning, I told the story to my husband.

“That’s ridiculous.” He said. “Of course there’s a power button. I need a flashlight.” Thirty seconds later, he found the button. on the very right hand bottom of the computer, a spot I had pressed on it seemed at least 20 times. The difference being, I did NOT lift UP the monitor to look.

That’s why I love men. And that’s why, I’ve decided all women should worship the ground they walk on.

Now, that you know, a sense of humor is needed for the moment of my utmost cluelessness when it comes to any kind of computer.

(TAKE A CLASS JOYANNA! You are thinking. Right. Okay. Uh….why I have a man?)

And on another note completely….Please watch the video above and tell if it’s NOT the perfect description of the United Stated Government.

Leave it the Brits to explain our Washington D.C. so perfectly.

Enjoy!

March 31, 2017 - Posted by | humor |

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