Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

What Day Is This?

Nobody Flashes

President Donald Trump, has just signed an executive order that all politicians must pass, and use Paul Ryan’s health care law. If they don’t then he threatens that he will put Maxine Waters in charge of the Pentagon.

In other news, Obama has just finished his new book, called, “Dreams of My Gay Lover.” Already, Shepard Smith has bought the first hundred copies which he is sending to the Adams/Hays hotel as a complimentary book meant to replace the Bible in the rooms.

Hillary Clinton has decided to run for President of Canada. And Obama is considering a new career as a host in his own TV talk show, his first guest will be Valerie Jarrett, who plans to dance the Tango in full hijab to show how easily it can be done.

On the opposite side of the planet, Australia has decided to give every citizen a gun, and a pound of ammunition. China has decided to kick out all American manufacturing businesses, and NIKE’s will now be made in Idaho.

Vladimir Putin is making a trip to Disney Land in Orlando, where he will be escorted around the park, by his new big fan, Lindsey Graham.

Food prices are expected to come down by 50% this year, and Congress has decided to cut all taxes by 75%.

Chelsea Clinton will be working in Libya soon, as the ambassador from the United Kingdom.

Bill Clinton will divorce his wife on grounds that she physically abused him, and he will be given a ‘safe place’ provided to him with round the clock protection.

SNL will be cancelled due to lack of an audience.

Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders will divorce their current spouses and hold their wedding in Michael Moore’s basement.

Michael Moore will lose 200 pounds and become a porn star movie producer.

Lassie has been brought back to life by her DNA, and cancer has been cured.

And that is all the news that is the news, on this day…April 2…..wait…What day is this?

 

March 31, 2017 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized |

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