Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Another Word From Our Sponcer…some of it..not so good.

Nobody Knows

It’s the age-old question: If there is a God, why does he let such horrible things happen to innocent people? Take Joplin, Missouri…fifteen minutes was all it took for a tornado to kill over a hundred (and counting) people, and destroy most of the town. (see first pictures) And the weather is not finished. We have been warned, here in Missouri to expect more of the same.
Okay, God has nothing to do with the weather…but you can’t help but feel your heart go into your chest when you see the pictures. You’re first thought is: Are we next?
Today, my husband and I had planned to see the new “Pirates of the Caribbean” at the local mall. On the way over, it was pouring buckets…and as I looked up into the sky and saw the circles of clouds twirling, and watched newly planted young trees bend almost to the ground from the force of the wind,  I keep thinking…”This is NOT typical. ” By the time we got to the Mall, electric for over 46,000 people had been knocked out. So much for the movie.
As I was relaxing on the front porch with the neighbors, waiting for the electric to come back on, we talked about the how the weather had been so strange. The cicada’s were already coming in mass. We had…no answers.
So that’s why I’m staying off politics tonight. Most of us know, that many of the people suffering in the floods and tornadoes will forever suffer, some will never recover. And that’s why, I’m posting some beauty after the beast. (In the PLANTS!) Here are some of my favorite pictures taken by my favorite people. I wish I could say that beautifu waterfall is in my backyard…but…give me a few more downpours here, and it will be. (Thanks to Pattie and Mona)

May 23, 2011 Posted by | Life | | 2 Comments

The World According to Viagra and Gene Simmons

Simmons on US Economy.

Nobody’s Opinion

The big Irish idiot in the White House last week, made a big Irish fool of himself..without even drinking one pint of Irish ale, by demanding that the Jews give half of that little sliver of land floating among a sea of camel-munchers, to the camel munchers themselves. We all thought the world was going to end with this statement…but it didn’t, instead Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israeli, came over and gently told the young Irish two-year-old brat that the Jews have suffered a long time, and will not go willingly to be slaughtered…AGAIN…and by the way Mr. President, you have a great people, maybe you ought to listen to them.

In other words, we had to watch a much smarter man sit and talk to our embarrassing President, as if he were a child. He’s not the only one who thinks Obamamullingan is just a lot of Irish malarkey. Watch this video on Gene Simmons, (above) who being a Jew, admitted that he voted for Obama, but is giving him a failed grade in the manners of the world. Make Gene a dictator for six months, and he’ll put everything back in order, he says. So said, Donald Trump. And probably so will say a man who has finally tossed his hat into the ring, CEO of Godfather’s pizza, Herman Cain. The good thing about Herman is, he will more than likely not claim to be Irish to get votes…
And speaking of Irish…

Nobody’s Perfect…Obama is going to Ireland this week to visit his ancestral home. Yes Obama is part Irish. He’d be putting on that Irish face of his, giving up his “blackness” for a week, and going for the luck of the Irish pot-of-gold: votes from the Tammery Hall. In reflection of this, Nobody wonders if Irish dancers will be invited back to the White House, so that Michelle will learn to River Dance. Frankly, I’d LOVE to see her try it. You have to hold your top very still, and move all of your bottom–very fast. Face it, she’s not built for it.

And speaking of dancing,

Nobody Cares that I’m doing a bit of an Irish jig myself over the fact that Oprah the Winbag and Katie the Collie, are both leaving our prime time TV programs at the same time! Well, okay—So Oprah is not going away. Her new program OWN Cable Winfrey is doing terrible, and that fact alone is worth a few fairy twirls around Dublin. (Yes, I’ll be a fairy for a day..)

And speaking of fairies…
Nobody Wins when the x-President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, decides that the guy he put in to take orders from him while he pretended not to be still in power, has decided that he wants to stay in power. So, Putin is getting rid of him, by having another election where he will make sure he wins, and therefore he will stay dictator until he dies. Many at the Kremlin are happy, because there is only so many times you can listen to “Whole Lotta Love” in one decade, before wanting to resort to drinking Irish Whiskey for breakfast.

And speaking of drinking…

Nobody Wonders how much alcohol is going to be consumed in California when Kate and her merry boy William visit Hollywood. Victoria Beckham has ordered her baby taken OUT of her tiny little tummy, just so she can be ready to party. Having said that, this nobody is very jealous because it is said that Kate and William are going to visit Yosemite to see the Redwood trees.

Nobody Fool: Yes, we have here in America, one of the grandest forests in the world. Not that I have seen it. But, then again…I’d say the young Royal couple. are nobody’s fools. They have picked an excellent honeymoon spot in Yosemite. Hopefully, they’ll leave Elton John at home.

And speaking of homes..

Nobody Knows if Sarah Palin is going to run for the Presidency. She did a Hilary Clinton, and bought a home in Scottsdale, Arizona, so that she can run for Senator, and then go on to run for President. Right—the “I love Alaska and NEVER want to leave it” woman is moving to the desert, far away from the Northern lights, and snow, and mountains…and…

What can I say? I can say that…

Nobody Reports Pakistan wants China to build a Navy Base right on its own shores. China and Pakistan are joining military forces.  They have said if we attack Pakistan, it will be considered the same as if we attacked China. In the meantime, our great Western leaders, the Queen and Obama, are going to see the Irish? Are the Irish going to help us fight China?

Nothing like bringing a shovel to a nuclear-war fight.

Nobody thinks that the only answer to WHY all the crazy and suicidal decisions are being made by our ‘President’, and I’m sure Gene Simmons would agree, is that Obama has done way too much Viagra.

Yes, Viagra, it is being reported, makes you deaf. Our Irish President does not hear a word anyone is saying, therefore, he is clueless.

And Nobody Flashes that I hear thunder…so what does that tell you?

I have never taken Viagra, and I suggest ..you all stop.

May 22, 2011 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | | 6 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Free Lunch

Nobody Gets Email
This little bit caught my eye this week…it’s called FREE LUNCH. I thought these other pictures I got in emails went right along with it.
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900 teachers just got laid off from the Los Angeles Unified School District. They are $660,000 over their annual budget. The following English teacher helps to explain one area that looms large over California’s educational crisis.
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“As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of: I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that it’s students average lower socioeconomic and income levels.
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Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens, Huntington Park, etc…where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools. Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I’m not talking a glass of mild and roll–but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten. (our tax dollars at work)
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I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more DO have cell phones. The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for babysitters or having family watch their kids. (our tax dollars at work)
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I was ordered to spend $700,000 on my department or risk losing funding for the upcoming year even though there was little need for anything: my budget was already substantial. I ended up buying new computers for the computer learning center, half of which, one month later, have been carved with graffiti by the appreciative students who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America. (our tax dollars at work.)
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I have had to intervene several times for young an substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students here in the country less than 3 months who raised so much hell with the female teachers, calling them “Putas” and throwing things, that the teachers were in tears.
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Free medical, free education, free food, day care, etc, etc, Is it any wonder they feel entitled not only to be in this country but to demand rights, privileges and entitlements?
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To those who want to point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society because they LIKE their gardener and housekeeper and they like to pay less for tomatoes: spend some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the TRUE costs.
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Higher insurance, medical facilities closing, higher medical costs, more crime, lower standards of education in our schools, overcrowding, new diseases etc., etc, etc,. For me, I’ll pay more for tomatoes.
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Americans, we need to wake up. The guest worker program will be a disaster because we won’t have the guts to enforce it. Does anyone in their right mind really think they will voluntarily leave and return?
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It does, however, have everything to do with culture: A third-world culture that does not value education, that accepts children getting pregnant and dropping out of school by 15 and that refuses to assimilate, and an American culture that has become so weak and worried about “political correctness” that we don’t have the will to do anything about it.
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Cheap Labor? Isn’t that what the whole immigration issue is about? Business doesn’t want to pay a decent wage. Consumers don’t want expensive produce. Government will tell you Americans don’t want the jobs. But the bottom line is cheap labor. The phrase “cheap labor” is a myth, a farce, and a lie. There is no such thing as “cheap labor.”
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Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and five children. He takes a job for $5.00 or $6.00/hour. At that wage, with six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an “earned income credit” of up to $3,200 free. He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent. He qualifies for food stamps.
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He qualifies for free (no deductible), no co-pay health care.
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His children get free breakfasts and lunches at school.
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He requires bilingual teachers and books.
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He qualifies for relief from high energy bills.
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If they are or become, aged, blind, or disabled, they qualify for SSI. Once qualified for SSI they can qualify for Medicare. All of this is at our taxpayer’s expense.
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He doesn’t worry about car insurance, life insurance or homeowners insurance. Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins, and printed material.
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He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00 to $30.00/ hour in benefits.
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Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or $6.00/hour left after paying their bills AND his.
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The American taxpayers also pay for increased crime, graffiti and trash clean-up.
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Cheap labor? YEAH RIGHT.
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These are the questions we should be addressing to the Presidential candidates for either party. And whey they lie to us and don’t do as they say, we should replace them at once! “
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Well, it is much worse than this, as many of us know. And yet, no one is talking about it, are they?
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(Thanks to Pattie)

May 21, 2011 Posted by | Hispanic, schools | | 5 Comments

Why Do the Birds Go On Singing? Don’t they Know, It’s the End of the World?

Nobody Knows

Tomorrow…is the end of the world. Oh…you didn’t know that?

Well, some guy who has predicted the end before when it didn’t happen, (believe me, his name is NOT important) has said the rapture will start, and only 2 percent of the population will be taken up into the sky to be with Jesus. The other 98 percent of us no-good nobodies will have to remain and wait for the devil to come get us. We will be forced to watch old Sean Penn movies and Hillary Clinton speeches in-between earthquakes.

And that’s at the END of our torture!

NEVERTHELESS…I’m prepared. I’ve got a helmet (see picture) just in case Jesus comes for me.

I understand I will have to roll underneath the ground all the way to the holy land from Missouri. Thank GOD it’s still there. Who knows how many rocks, sewer lines, cable lines, tree roots, worms and moles I might roll over on the way. I’m a little worried about crossing underneath the Atlantic, but I will have no choice.

If this is the end, I would like to dedicate this song to you.

If it is NOT the end, then don’t worry, it will come soon enough!

Now, excuse me while I go have some carrot cake to get ready.

Oh yes, enjoy the song and Skeeter’s hairstyle…I did!

May 20, 2011 Posted by | Life | | 2 Comments

Obama’s Middle East Speech: OR…Shocking My Way Back to You Babe…With a Burning Hate Inside…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nobody Wins
 
Americans were shocked today. Shocked. At least those who remember the holocaust of the Jews, because our President just TRIED to give the land of the Jews to the Arabs today. The fact that it’s not his to give evidently did not occur to him. Everyone heard the man who wants to rule the world today, and those with a knowledge of history, shivered with thoughts of coming mass graves. Sure, he said we stand with Israel, but, only if Israel gives up…all hope of survival. Israel is saying: with friends like these, who needs enemies?
 
I once heard President George W. Bush say: Hey..what do you want…WWIII? As if WWIII was just a stone’s throw away. And so, if you are Obama, with the power to jump start a world war, being a revolutionist at heart, wouldn’t you do it?
 
That’s exactly what he is trying to do. Right now, Israel, is like a little piece of bread floating on top of a lake full of Japanese coi fish. They don’t stand a chance. Obama just opened the gates.
 
The Palestinians, none of whom are native to that land, cry out like little welfare babies, because their own Sheiks and Imams will not give them a dime. Arafat was the biggest fat cat of them all. How many billions did he keep in Swiss bank accounts, while his own people starved? They live in tyranny, and that’s certainly not the fault of the Jews. In fact, the Jews have kept many of them employed over the years.
 
But the Muslim religion is a tyrannical poison, one that Obama prefers, and the sooner the deniers get onto that fact, the better. In his “I love the Muslims” speech today, he promised billions of dollars to send to all the Muslims nations…starting with Egypt. Did Congress sanctioned this?
 
How embarrassed was this little nobody to hear a President of the United States dictate what he wants to happen in the Middle East. And if the Muslims will do his “hope and change” to his liking..he promises them billions. Oh…and forget those debts you own us guys— just let us send our Wal-Marts, GM, McDonalds, Disney, GE, and uh…you know, get you all fixed up with democracy. And it’s okay if YOUR democracy is full of radical extreme Muslims ruled by Sharia law, which will hate America…as long as you let in GE…we’re okay with that.
 
Obama knows eight out of ten Muslims want the Jews to die. Evidently that little tiny country of Israel…well, it’s just not important anymore. I mean…we got all the big Jews with the real money in America…the Spielberg’s, the Wall Street guys,… Is Israel is just a big piece of sand to them? What else are we suppose to think? We NEVER hear the rich Jews say a word, and they pour money to Obama and the Democrats. They have global markets.
 
So, what does this tell you? The unions are already in Egypt. Why…it’s starting to look like Obama is working for the big guys after all. Here in America, we just heard that, forget the five-dollar light bulb…you will pay fifty. What did Obama say to that? Nothing.
 
Don’t mess with Obama and his people.
 
And speaking of their own people, even his progressive black professors are up in arms. Cornel West, that bastion of Afro sheen, said this: “Obama is the black mascot of Wall Street oligarchs and a black puppet of corporate plutocrats.”
 
Oh…gee…are you just figuring out Obama lies?
 
What disturbed me the most, was the insidious way Obama warned Israel, not to fight his wishes by telling them that, with the new technology today…Israel cannot defend itself. Don’t even try.
 
It seems the whole world of sanity now depends on that one great leader: Netanyahu, who said today:
 
“Among other things,” Netanyahu reminded Obama, “those commitments relate to Israel not having to withdraw to the 1967 lines which are both indefensible and which would leave major Israeli population centers in Judea and Samaria beyond those lines.” “Those commitments also ensure Israel’s well-being as a Jewish state by making clear that Palestinian refugees will settle in a future Palestinian state rather than in Israel.”
 
If it were me, I’d would have called his hand and said, “Mr. President, it’s not up to you what the people of Israel does with its land, and I’m offended that you claim to believe in democracy but your action are just like a dictator. But you are not King of the Jews. My heart goes out to your people.”
 
 You know, this same logic can be used here. We will be told we must give Texas back to Mexico because, it’s really not ours. And if you think Obama would not have a problem with that, then you also think the Wailing Wall should be built into a Muslim mall, with all the latest top-end brand names like Ralph Laren, Gucci, and Taco Bell.
 
I cannot print what I was saying to my TV set today, but I will take an email written and sent to Obama, by a very famous actor named Peter Fonda, that reflects my feelings too. He was upset by the way Obama handled the oil spill.

“I sent an email to President Obama saying, ‘You are a f(expletive) traitor,’ using those words… ‘You’re a traitor, you allowed foreign boots on our soil telling our military — in this case the coastguard — what they can and could not do, and telling us, the citizens of the United States, what we could or could not do’.”

That about sums it up.
 
Welcome back Peter, now, go talk to that idiot sister of yours, and if she doesn’t listen, send her a one-way ticket to Cario. They have tanks there just waiting for her to sit on.

May 19, 2011 Posted by | Global Government, Islam, Middle East, Obama | | 1 Comment

Bob Dylan and Bill Clinton Agree: You gotta SERVE somebody

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Nobody Flashes
 
It was reported today that Bill Clinton wants to finally “correct” whatever you read on the internet. He is not happy with the “misinformation” on the internet and he should know. Everyone knows he did NOT have sex, with that MS Lewinsky and the Drudge Report ruined his good time with all the ‘misinformation’ he wrote day after day, which of course, lead Bubba down the impeachment path of shame.
 
And he hasn’t forgotten it. Bubba wants the government to stop it all.
 
He said: “It would be a legitimate thing to do.”
 
Legitimate? Uh…free speech IS legitimate. Nobody wants to be censored, like they are in China, and so, just in case all us bloggers and reporters actually call a duck a duck, Bill wants to have a ‘government’ agency that “corrects” the “misinformation” on the Internet…an independent government agency.
 
An independent government agency? Sounds like duckwad to me.
 
Bill Clinton wants censorship…like in China, which brings me to…

Bob Dylan
, the famous anti-war propagandist turned Christian homebody was “censored” by China. He went over there to make a butt load of cash, and many of his old hippie fans, like Maureen Dowd, are in shock. Bob Dylan agreed to be censored?

“He sang his censored set, took his pile of Communist cash and left,”
Dowd wrote. She called him a “sellout” because China wanted to see his list of songs.
 Dylan, (Robert Zimmerman) said this on his website.

“As far as censorship goes, the Chinese government had asked for the names of the songs that I would be playing. There’s no logical answer to that, so we sent them the set lists from the previous three months. If there were any songs, verses or lines censored, nobody ever told me about it and we played all the songs that we intended to play.” 

Come on…you can’t understand a word the man says when he sings. Really.
 
You know…I know how she feels. Nobody was a bigger fan than I was back in the sixties. I still have all his albums. And then, when I saw him sitting next to Bill Clinton, who was honoring him with a big award at the Kennedy Center in 1997, WHILE he was bombing Kosovo…I thought to myself: What… a …hypocrite.
 
Bob Dylan has been doing all this leftist stuff just for the money?…I get it.
 
And speaking of money…What a capitalist will do to get it! General Motors is sponsoring a propaganda film celebrating the 90th anniversary of the Chinese Communist Party!
 
Yeah…let’s celebrate communism! Communists gave them a bailout here— no wonder they love it.

Nobody Remembers
when John Lennon recorded “Serve Yourself” in response to Dylan’s’ “Gotta Serve Somebody.” Looks like Dylan has done both on his tour of China and Bill Clinton wants to put the same rules up here.
 So, what do you want to bet that before Obama leaves office, he gives Dylan some kind of award at the White House, all the while he will be bombing Libya, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iraq…
 
Will Bob Dylan be allowed to sing “Masters of War?

Come you masters of war…you that build the big guns You that build the death planes, you that build all the bombs, You that hide behind walls. You that hide behind desks. I just don’t want you to know I can see through your masks.

I suggest Bob sing his other hit at the White House: “You gotta serve somebody.” That way, when we all lose our websites to cyberspace, we will all remember who to blame…
 
I mean…who we serve.

May 18, 2011 Posted by | China, Clintons, communism | | 15 Comments

Unicorns LOVE Virgins–and Other Fairy Tales

Nobody Knows

 

Have you seen the Progressive car insurance commercial where the bimbo Progressive Lady says that when she thinks of togetherness (like auto and house insurance) she thinks of glitter and unicorns?

I know…I’m glad she’s not my neighbor.
 
But, that got me to thinking…just about EVERYONE in the world thinks that unicorns never existed. Never..just a fairy tale princess item made up to make millions of little toys for little girls to fantasize about having her own pony.
 
Okay, bear with me because I never had a thing for unicorns..but the other day, I read this account, written by a man named John Sparke, in 1565:

“The Floridians have pieces of unicorns’ horns, which they wear about their necks, whereof the Frenchmen obtained many pieces. Of those unicorns they have many, for that they do affirm it to be a beast with one horn, which coming to the river to drink, puts the same into the water before she drinks.”

Yeah…guess what? Years ago…everyone talked about unicorns as if they were just another fish in the sea, turtle on the log, bar-bee on the skillet. Who knew?
 
John goes on to describe the rest of the animals of Florida in great detail, all of whom still exist today, and lumped the unicorn right in there with the dolphins and flamingos. It was obvious that John Sparke did not SEE the unicorns, but believed they existed because the natives and the French guys had the horns around their necks.
 
This was before men could buy Mercedes Benzes.
 
And he wasn’t alone.. Unicorns are in many accounts of Greek historians. Ctesias described then as wild asses, “fleet of foot, having a horn a cubit and a half in length and colored white, red, and black. Aristotle mentioned two one-horned animals, the Oryx and the “Indian ass.” Strabo says there were one-horned horses with stag-like heads. Pliny the Elder describes what seems to be a rhinoceros: “a very fierce animal called the monoceros which has the head of the stag, the feet of the elephant, and the tail of a boar, while the rest of the body is like that of a horse: it makes a deep lowing noise, and has a single black horn, which projects from the middle of its forehead, two cubits in length.”
 
The bible mentions them quite a few times…for example: “God brought them out of Egypt: he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.”
 
Marco Polo described them as scarcely smaller than elephants.

“They have the hair of a buffalo and feet like an elephant’s. They have a single large black horn in the middle of the forehead, and they have the head like a wild boar’s. They spend their time by preference wallowing in mud and slime. They are very ugly brutes to look at. They are not at all such as we describe them when we relate that they let themselves be captured by virgins, but clean contrary to our notions.

Good old Marco Polo. No wonder they named a swimming game after him.
 
Yeah…I love history. Especially this part: Unicorns, according to all those who knew one, could be captured by a virgin. (Okay, when I was a virgin, I couldn’t capture a damn thing..what gives here?)
 
Leonardo Da Vinci wrote:

“The unicorn, through its intemperance and not knowing how to control itself, for the love it bears to fair maidens forgets its ferocity and wildness; and laying aside all fear it will go up to a seated damsel and go to sleep in her lap, and thus the hunters take it.”

Good old Leonardo. Not quite up to Marco’s observations..but definitely more entertaining.
 
There’s a moral in there somewhere. Mean and horny beasts, who cannot control themselves, become kittens in the laps of virgins. We need to find some virgins fast and send them to the Capitol….
 
Or else America will become the next fairy tale.
 
So, was there ever such a creature as a unicorn?
 
John Sparke says yes. and nobody argues with history, or virgins.

May 18, 2011 Posted by | History | | 9 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: The Two-Sides to Newt ‘Gollum’ Gingrich

Nobody’s Perfect

Now, I’m NOT sure when this video was made, but Newt was all against Obamacare in years past, as you just heard. That was his GOOD Gollum side.

He is now saying that he believes Heath Care should be mandated…like our driver’s license. That’s his bad Gollum side. (gollum. goooollum.)

But we will go to jail if we don’t  have health insurance, unlike car insurance–Drive with a license and worst case scenario, you pay a small fine. (And if you are black and live in St. Louis, you just go downtown once a year and your fine will be forgiven…sweet.)  

In other words…he will make sure it’s not repealed. That’s what he does best. Says what the public wants to hear, then becomes a regular traitor. Paul Ryan  just found out how Newt works.  Newt says that conservatives should NEVER socially engineer, insinuating that Paul Ryan was trying to social engineer with his budget.

This coming from a man who worships Alvin Toffler, the master of social engineering. Newt LOVES to socially engineer. I bet he can socially enginer while driving his care. I bet, he can even do it while  eating raw fish.

Newt also says that he thinks mandatory health insurance should be just like our mandatory driver’s license.

Well, gee, Newt…a driver’s license is about $35.00 every five years, and most health insurance, if you don’t happened to work for a big company, is so expensive, no one can afford it. (Citizens that is.) If we could all pay $35 dollars a year and be covered, we’d be all for it!

Stupid comparison.

Newt…the man who said he screwed around on his wife (at the SAME time he was taking about Bill Clinton’s affairs) because he just loved America so much, has now flip-flopped full circle saying he now supports the Obamacare. Or he doesn’t support it– just most all of the stuff in it.

 Well of course he does, he was helping Hillary design it all way back when it was called HILLARYCARE. (Poor Hillary. Obama takes the Presidency, and now..Hillarycare is renamed Obamacare.)

Whatever

This week, Gingrich has told so many lies, he just ends up sounding like the true social engineering New World Globalist he really is, and this nobody does not feel sorry for him one iota.

I’m beginning to think he’s really Gollum….he needs to find his precious, throw it in the fire, …and leave the rest of us alone.

May 16, 2011 Posted by | Elections, Obamacare, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Nobody Wants to Claim the Trademark for:DEBT CEILING

Nobody’s Opinion: The big news today was

The whole middle of the country is being drowned and destroyed by floods!!
 
Wait..no— no it wasn’t.
 
The big news was Huckabee is not going to run for President (aaahhhh) but Newt Gingrich is. Newt is a supporter of Obamacare. Mitt Romney makes no apologies of HIS Obamacare that he passed in Massachusetts, so right there, these two Rhino’s have laid their cards right out on the table. Mitt says he will appeal Obamacare, but if you believe that, then you also believe that the tooth fairy is The ROCK, and he really does wear a pink tutu.
 
Ron Paul, is now on board with amnesty. Tom Trancredo said this about Ron Paul:

He insinuates that patriotic Americans who oppose mass immigration are lazy and motivated by race. He says that Immigrants “have a work ethic superior to many of our own citizens who have grown dependent on welfare and unemployment benefits. It’s hard to hide the fact that resentment toward a Hispanic immigrant is more common than toward a European illegal immigrant.”

Wow…such choices we have. And speaking of Obamacare…

Nobody Wins
when your beloved Congress passes Obamacare and then Obama gives waivers to 1,372 mostly big corporations, to opt out of it—because then you can be sure you’re not living in a Republic anymore. In other words, give money to the Democrats, keep them in power, and you do not have to pay. It’s another way to get rid of all small businesses who, of course will not be able to stay in business…which is the plan, and speaking of business…

 

Nobody Knows how in the world Disney got to trademark Seal Team Six? I mean, can I go and trademark the White House? Or how about the Presidency? Think of the MONEY I would make every single time the logo appeared? This is unbelievable. A company got the rights to make money off our soldiers.

 Disney and our government merged when they extended Mickey’s copyright forever. They will make royalties off toys, games, playthings, gymnastic and sporting articles, hand held units for playing electronic games, Christmas stockings and tree ornaments, snow globes..and probably, dildo’s.

Really
..the only ones who should be able to trademark the Navy Seals and receive money from it are the Seals and their families…or the taxpayers who PAY for the Seals. Does DISNEY pay the Seals salary? Well, we are all fools..
 
And speaking of fools…

Nobody Fool…
Timothy Geithner is doing his usual creepy best scare tactic in the news,..because he wants the banks to have an unlimited spending credit card forever courtesy of future generations yet unborn— BECAUSE if we don’t let them up the debt ceiling (above 14 trillion) …we are all doomed to hell.

“A default on Treasury debt could lead to concerns about the solvency of the investment and financial institutions that hold Treasury securities in their portfolios, which could cause a run on money market mutual funds and the broader financial system.” Geithner said in a letter.

He is threatening…double-dip recession! Hey..double-dip recession is coming no matter WHAT they do. Bacon has already doubled in price. Little Timmy can’t lose. So when the Republicans say “NO” and things get worse, which they will no matter what…he can say, “I told you so.” Not to mention, Bloomberg (Yeah, the mayor) compared anyone who will NOT give the rich more money, worse than Al-Qaeda terrorists…which brings me to..

Nobody Wonders
what has happened to FOX news? I was watching the Saturday morning financial wizards and the question of the day was: “Should we go ahead and give $3 billion dollars to the Al-Qaeda rebels in Libya?” And they all said…”Yes.” I’m expecting to turn on FOX soon and see the news that Israel should just give up the land to the Palestinians. Believe me, I will not be surprised. The only thing that would surprised me would be if Obama ran as Barry.
 
Wait…I don’t want to give him any ideas..
 
And speaking of surprises…

Nobody’s Perfect
. A man named McDonald was found in his truck, along with his diary saying that he got snowed in…but decided to stay IN his truck for over 70 days, to which, he finally died. I don’t know about you…but I would have left that truck after the third day…evidently he thought nobody cared…or he was just plain stupid.
 
And speaking about caring…

Nobody Cares
that two of the most idiotic famous people on the planet will be joining voices on Al Gore’s TV sitcom”.. Keith Olbermann and Michael Moore. In it, we will be hearing such wonderful words of wisdom from Michael as this:

“It’s one thing to be happy that a criminal has been captured and dealt with. It’s another thing to throw a kegger celebrating his death at the site where the remains of his victims are still occasionally found. Is that who we are? Is that what Jesus would do? I hire only ex-Seals and ex-Special Forces guys to handle my own security.”

Nobody Thinks that Jesus would suggest Charlie Sheen join them both, at ground zero, to beg for forgiveness for using his name to promote their own socialist agendas, and then call up the devil to take them all away.
 
Let’s just say…Nobody Remembers…better days.

May 15, 2011 Posted by | economy, Global Government | 1 Comment

Nobody Dances

Nobody Gets MORE Email

 

(If video does not appear…go here.)

Hey…it’s Saturday night, and this is one of my favorite video’s…I USE to teach dancing at Arthur Murry’s when I was around19. And I danced at the Boom-Boom Room on Miami Beach with my brother when I was five. We Danced every Saturday night for $50 bucks a piece. (I wonder where my fifty bucks went?)

Anyway…dancing is in my blood, but I married a man who does not dance…so when I saw this…it hit me hard.

Why am I not dancing? After all, it’s like riding a bike. You’re never too old to do it.

I guess I’ll just have to go put on a few records and dance by myself in the basement.  What do ya think? How can you NOT dance after watching this!

(Thanks to Janet)

May 14, 2011 Posted by | Life | | 2 Comments

Dog or Man…Who Is the Master?

Nobody Gets Email

I got this some time ago, but since I spent so much time yesterday lamenting the demise of the planet, I thought, and I’m sure you agree…this deserves a few more hits. It already has over 19 million. Anyone who has ever had a dog, can relate.

Enjoy! Again.

(Thanks to amfortas)

May 14, 2011 Posted by | dogs | | 1 Comment

In the Shadow of Soros’ Smile

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nobody Reports

Today, my husband came home to tell me that some of the big wigs of his company had told them at the main office to fire two part-time employees. I won’t mention the name of the company, but I will say, it’s an international one. The problem is, they are shorthanded as it is…and now, not only the sadness of losing a good employee is felt, the rest of the people will have to take up the slack…which means, some of them have small children, and will have to find babysitters and work on weekends. Everyone is losing jobs. You are lucky if you have one.

 
There has to be a name for this new “depression” that is not, we are told, a depression, because you can get welfare. America is being downsized, and in my Nobody Opinion, it’s on purpose. I wrote an essays on May 3, (Stalin: Walking the Haunted Ghost Towns of Cairo) reacting to the insanity of blowing the levees to save the little town of Cairo, IL, which has just 3,000 houses, and hinted that there was a purpose besides “saving” Cairo. We now see…I was right. The decision to blow more levees, thereby destroying crops and farms, all down the middle of America, and over 25,000 homes, has been made by our federal government, in order to save, they say… NEW ORLEANS…and the port.
 
The port? Boats float. Give me a break. Welcome to the USSA.
 
The ONLY thing you hear on the radio is, “Well the good Lord has given us a flood.” Usually this sound bite comes from some old honest and sad farmer. No mention of the hand that our criminal federal government in making such a catastrophe. In the meantime, all eyes are on bin Laden, and his porn, and how brave Obama was.
 
It’s always the same. They keep us looking the other way, when they are destroying and taking our freedoms. Step by step…inch by inch…you will get used to it.
 
This was not tornados. They could have let Cairo flood, and the river would have taken care of itself. OR, if they knew this would happen…they could have strengthened the levees over the winter.

This
nobody thinks this is a planned destruction. The destruction of America. To make food prices go up, and further our downsizing. And if you read THE SHADOW PARTY by David Horowitz, as I did this week, you might come to the same conclusion. In fact, much of what Glenn Beck has been teaching is in this book, and more.
 
Mostly, the Shadow Party is made up of radical Marxists that have been planning the destruction of America for a very long time..and their leaders, are now in very powerful position. George Soros is the money behind it. He knows how to destroy countries, and he loves doing it. George is the man who started the “Open Society.”
 
This from the book:

Neil Clark, a British journalists says that the open society is little more than a fig leaf for Soros to hide his greed: Soros deems a society “open” not if it respects human rights and basic freedoms, but if it is “open for him and his associates to make money. and indeed, Soros has made money in every country had has helped to prise “open.” In Kosovo, for example, he had invested $50 m in an attempt to gain control of the Trepca mine complex, where there are vast reserves of gold, silver, lead and other mineral estimated to be worth in the region of $5B. He thus copied a pattern he has deployed to great effect over the whole of eastern Europe: of advocating “shock therapy” and “economic reform’ then swooping in with his associates to by valuable state assets at knockdown prices” Soros invested heavily in smart bombs, laser directed artillery shells and computerized missiles, the same weapons that destroyed Saddam Hussein’s’ army in the Gulf War 16 years later. Soros investment fund did not pay taxes in the US between 1969 and 1986, enjoying a “free ride” that netted him and his investors billions of dollars. Until the American Tax Reform Act of 1986 was passed, Soros Quantum Fund legally avoided paying a cent. All Soros philanthropy began in 1987 the first year he and his fund had to pay taxes. Charitable matters are tax deductible and Soros says his aim it to give away half his yearly income, the maximum he can deduct

(Remind you of some other really rich Guys?)

 Soros is a big Saul Alinsky fan, (communist) and Hillary Clinton is Saul’s finest achievement. She was on the Nixon’s impeachment panel, put there by Saul’s friends. Her thesis in College was a 75 page adornment of the man. Harold Ickes, one of her main guys, is a Soros man. Hillary was also a lawyer for the Black Panthers in her younger days. John Podesta, another Clinton man, runs the Soros foundation of The Center for American Progress. Alinsky also made powerful connections with the gangsters of Chicago.
 The Clintons have been longtime buds with Soros, they just keep it quiet. And it was the Clintons, with the help of Soros and his buddy from Harvard, Jeffery Sachs (yes…that Golden Sachs) who broke Russia.
 
Soros went in with Jeffery, and ousted Gorbachev, with the help of the Clintons. They put in the drunk Yeltsin, and Clinton put Al Gore, Strobe Talbott (his old ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT college roommate) and Lawrence Sumner, (treasury) in charge of making sure that our taxpayers money went to Russia, in the form of…billions. Instead of a democracy, Soros made sure he got into ownership of the second largest oil company in Russia, and it’s steel mills. Billions of taxpayers’ dollars went into offshore accounts, and six Russian business man gained control of 60 percent of Russia’s natural resources, including it precious oil and gas reserves. The Russian called them “oligarchs.” Soros and Sachs used their “shock therapy. in Russia. Russia lifted its price controls, and inflation hit 2,500 percent. The Russian people went up in smoke.
 It’s gettng pretty smokey here.
 
So…we see all the same players. Hillary, Soros, Gates, Sachs, Wall Street…Soros. Obama is just teleprompter. And you can bet, they are playing their same games all over the middle East, and China.
 
Come on Joyanna…you are crazy. Well, they siphoned billions to offshore accounts out of the failing Russia, and Soros is spending millions here to do the same. Destroy, and collect, as he did in England.

“When I sold sterling short in 1992, I was in effect taking money out of the pockets of British taxpayers. he admits in the “Crisis of Global Capitalism: Open Society Endangered.” But if I had tried to take social consequences into account, it would have thrown off my risk reward calculation and my profits would have been reduced.” It all comes out in the karmic wash, argues Soros, because once he has executed a deal and made money, he can then use his profits for the betterment of humanity.

Soros has Coward and Piven, Hillary and Bill, Obama, ACORN, the Tides Foundation, Wade Rathke, Wall Street, and thousands of other organization that he finances….and he is buying up more media here.
 
We are more trouble than just a depression, and the worry about jihadist. Our government is being controlled by monsters who want to destroy us…these people are criminals. Real criminals. And nobody is reporting it. Not even Glenn Beck….because, he will no longer be there.
 
Buy this book. Then buy yourself a bottle of vodka…you’re going to need it.
 

May 13, 2011 Posted by | communism, conspiracy, Global Government | | 6 Comments

Check Your Uzi’s At the White House Door— Please

 
 
 
 

Nobody’s Fool

 
What do you do when you’re the President of the United States, and one of your good buddies, who sat in the very same pews of the church you went to growing up…where you both listened to the racist Reverend Wright, who was also  mentor to you both..is now a famous rapper? Why…you invite him to the White House for a party!
 
Yes, Obama’s buddy, Rapper Common, likes to brag about killing cops, (He loves guns) and so, Obama felt in order to make sure he keeps the young black vote, he invited Common to the White House to rant his poetry…poetry, which our President must actually agree with, because Common doesn’t like cops. Obama, if you remember, shares the same sentiment. He once called some cops ‘”really stupid”.
 
This action is not playing well out in Copland. They are asking themselves…do poetry and guns really mix?
 
 So, what does Obama do to sooth the anger of the rest of the nation, not to mention all those cops that are offended? Why, you honor them right away at the White House! With a great photo-op! “We appreciate you service — you have our support,” Obama said during the annual White House ceremony for the National Association of Police Organizations.
 
And like a good politician, Obama is no fool. He blamed the poetry reading on Michelle, his wife, who said she liked to write and write and write..most of her life, and write some more, about all the anger and abuse she received as a black woman…all those $400,000 checks she had to cash, that beautiful home in Chicago…really, it’s a wonder she is still suffering so much that  she must invite racist poets to the White House,  but, apparently it’s so.
 
Next Wednesday Night’s Cocktail Party at the White House…(It’s a regular affair now) …for the night’s entertainment…Joe Biden will…count to ten, and show pictures of Osama’s diary…which he is mentioned in as being so little of a threat, he is NOT worth putting on a hit list.
 
Uzi’s, will be checked at the door, unless of course, you’re the rapper Common.
 
 
 
 

May 12, 2011 Posted by | Entertainers, Obama, Uncategorized | | 4 Comments

And…ANOTHER Fine Word From Our Sponcer!

Nobody Cares
 
I took the day off and went to see one of the best botanical gardens in the world…right here in St. Louis. As you can see…I was in heaven. I took WAY too many pictures.
 
That’s my friend Pattie, standing in the middle of the “Mediterranean plaza” and smiling a great big smile for the picture EVEN though, her feet were killing her.

So, here’s the thing: You cannot go through all this beauty and not help but think, “God invented evolution so as to give us all this wonderful beauty and variety.” I really don’t see how evolutionists can say God could not have thought up “evolution.” and therefore does not exist.

 
Jeez. And they give those people degrees!
 
I’ll be back tomorrow to complain about every little thing political, but for tonight…I’m enjoying the memories.

May 11, 2011 Posted by | Just life | | 2 Comments