Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

Nobody’s Perfect: The Huffington Post VS X-CIA Director John Brennen

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, my pick for blustering blunders goes to the Huffington Post, and the CIA director John Brennen.

I purposely choose not to give Madonna and Ashley Butt any more time. They can go to the U.N. and pour chocolate syrup all over their naked bodies and howl at the moon while dancing to “Like a Virgin” for all I care.

First, let’s start with the Huffington Post.

Their headline today was a warrior cry to women everywhere:

Great Moments In Roomfuls Of Men Legislating Women’s Bodies

On Monday, President Donald Trump signed an anti-abortion executive order that significantly affects reproductive health access for women around the world. 

The Mexico City policy, also known as the global gag rule, prohibits giving U.S. funding to international nongovernmental organizations that offer or advise on a wide range of family-planning and reproductive-health options if they include abortion ― even if U.S. dollars are not specifically used for abortion-related services.

 (Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss! Thank you Donald Trump!) trump-1st

 So, let me get this straight. Liberal women are upset that Trump wants to stop sending money to ALL the women outside the United States, which evidently we are doing now. Yes, the U.S. is paying for …let’s see, HOW many billions of women are alive in the planet?

 I’m paying for some abortions in some place, and I could be spending that money on a nice vacation for myself. Besides, I didn’t agree to have my tax dollars to ABORTING BABIES! Got that girls?

 WHY is it again that America has to feed and fund the whole world? Do THEY pay into our taxes?

 The cupcake liberals who are having tremors of anger, are pissed off that it’s MEN have decided to basically, not only try to keep some of that tax-payer money here in America, but save a few lives along with it. woman-outrage

 Yes. Men. I can just imagine how many “pink pussy” women read that article and wanted to march right back to the White House.

 What? Do you think that fact that you have a vagina means that the world owes you everything?

(Good Lord)

 And then there’s John Brennen, the famous ex-communist/Muslim who hated Trump with a passion. He’s just lost his job, and he’s not going out quietly. I’m sure there was a thrill up his leg every time he delivered midnight millions to various Muslims who hate the West.

 Good riddance.

Whose idea was it anyway to hire a MUSLIM to run the CIA? brennen

 Oh. Barack Hussein.

 Like all fights with liberals, it always starts with their vicious attack. The CIA released a few days before the election, that fake news about Trump hiring prostitutes to piss on Obama’s and Michelle’s bed in Russia. At the time, nobody was buying the CIA message that Russia hacked the election.

 Trump was going to…OMG…win! They had to do something.

 So, Trump tweeted back: “Intelligence agencies should never have allowed this fake news to “leak” into the public. One last shot at me. Are we living in Nazi Germany?”

(If we were living in Nazi Germany, Madonna and Ashley would be in jail right now.)

 And then Brennan acted like he insulted the whole CIA. (Which he didn’t)

 “Tell the families of those 117 CIA officers who are forever memorialized on our wall of honor that their loved ones who gave their lives were akin to Nazis. Tell the CIA officers who are serving in harm’s way now and their families who are worried about them that they are akin to Nazi Germany. I found that to be very repugnant, and I will forever stand up for the integrity and patriotism of my officers who have done much over the years to sacrifice for their fellow citizens.”

 After that comment, Trump went to the CIA headquarters and told them he supported them all, and of course got big applause because the hard-working men and woman of the CIA, want to make America great again, and…they can’t help it their boss is a Muslim agent. So…then Brennen had to speak out again:  He said he was deeply saddened and angered” by President Donald Trump’s “despicable display of self-aggrandizement” during a speech in front of CIA employees

Whoa. What does he think he’s doing? To most of us, he’s pretty despicable. huffington-post-2

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week? Is it the Huffington Post, which acts like if only there were WOMEN in the room, we would still be funding women’s abortions all over the world?

Or X-CIA director John Brennen? Who made James Comey look like a saint?

Hey. I’m not picking either one.

They are both…not worthy of our attention.

The message here is: Don’t pick fight with President Donald J. Trump.

And…in case you haven’t learned: The voters wanted: America First.

If you didn’t get that message, then you need an oil change, and maybe pull, you should pull your finger out of that socket.

I’m just saying.

 

January 23, 2017 Posted by | feminist, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes One Last Christmas Cheer

Nobody Flashes

One last Christmas thought: After tonight, all things Christmas are buried until next year…

I just saw this…and it’s so fun, I just had to share it…so enjoy!

(Thanks to amfortas)

December 31, 2016 Posted by | Presidential election 2016 | , | Leave a comment

‘There’s No ALLAH In BaseBall!”

Nobody Knows…bill-and-borris

What I learned today:

Did you know that Bill Clinton and Dick Morris worked hard to help Borris Yelstin’s campaign in Russia, against the KGB pick of Putin, and that Dick thinks Putin HAS Hillary’s emails (because she didn’t protect her server) and is waiting to use them at the right moment to get back at Bill for hurting HIS election in Russia?

(Mr. Morris…good thing they only got him on the toe-sucking. He’s one of the few people who worked for the Clintons that has actually survived.)

Did you know that after the Mexican War, we had our troops in Mexico City, and we could have taken ALL of Mexico, but we didn’t. We gave half of it back, worked out a treaty deciding the new borders, and paid off their $15 million dollar debt?mexican-war

(Imagine if we had KEPT it. Spanish might be only spoken in Cuba by now.)

Did you know that the President of the San Francisco Board of Education wants ‘Washington’ And ‘Jefferson’ banned as school names, because the founders had slaves?

(By that reasoning, no schools should be named Obama either. He is importing thousands of slaves into our country daily.)

Did you know that Target’s stock has dropped 18 percent in seven weeks due to their new all gender bathroom rules, and the stockholders are pissed off about it?

(Did you know that the CEO of Target is a big Hillary fan? Think he cares?)

Did you know that Bill Clinton now says that Hillary just had the flu?

(Even though the flu IS contagious…and they are saying Hillary is NOT.)

Did you know that Oliver Stone thinks that the hacked emails of the DNC were an inside job, not done by Russia?trump-in-flint

(So who hacked Colin Powell? RNC?)

Did you hear the latest great quote by Donald Trump?

“Now are cars made in Mexico and you can’t drink the water in Flint.”

(Right, that great quote made the lady black pastor so mad, she treated Trump like he was some kind of low life. She would have NEVER done that to Hillary.)

Did you hear that Colin Powell (in his ‘hacked’ emails) doesn’t like either candidate and called Trump a “national disgrace”? He also remarked that Bill was “still dicking bimbos at home?”

(Just at home? Really? What? So Hillary can keep him out of public restrooms?)

Did you know that Colin Powell voted for Obama twice?

(Scary to know that he was Secretary of State…and with an IQ like that it’s no WONDER they messed up Iraq. Once this man had a decent reputation. Now we know he is just another elite, greedy, STUPID, snob. God help us.)powell-and-hillary

Did you know that Hillary’s doctor said that Hillary “Has not developed any NEW medical condition besides pneumonia this year?”

(What are her old medical conditions we may ask? They are so CLEVER with their words.)

Did you know that if you commit a felony, you can just claim the 5th before Congress, and nothing will happen to you? In fact, you don’t even have to show up when subpoenaed.

(Repeat after me: Congress is worthless…let’s stop paying them.)

Did you know that Colin Powell basically admitted that Alex Jones has been right all along? That the rich get together every single year, and discuss the world and how they are going to rule it in the Bohemian Grove?

Here is Powell’s full July 24, 2016 email, which was hacked by DCLeaks and accessed by Breitbart News via a password provided to this reporter by the hacking group:

Peter, I am back from the Bohemian Grove. Surprise, surprise, I sat next
to Stephen Harper a couple of times and had a nice discussion.  Grove
attendees know that Trump is a disaster. Most will vote against, but quite
a few will not vote for Hillary and will vote for a third party candidate.bill-dicking

And did you know that I happen to think that Colin Powell is probably GLAD those emails got out? 

Come on. This propaganda, misinformation stuff is getting so obvious it’s almost laughable.

And one more thing…did you know that now, in America, they are using baseball stadiums for Muslims to pray?angel-stadium

Where’s Tom Hanks when you need him?

There’s no ALLAH in baseball!

 

 

September 14, 2016 Posted by | political races, politics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Trump VS Hillary Fishing Contest

Nobody Gets Email

FINALLY! The Trump VS Hillary Jokes are here!

Enjoy!

(Thanks to madmemere)

**************************Trump VS Hillary two

How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?
With an ice fishing contest, of course!

After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked.

Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.

The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm.

After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.

Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing!

That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.

Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total !!

That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said,

“You are not going to believe this, That Low life Cheating Trump is cutting holes in the ice!”

And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle!

June 3, 2016 Posted by | humor | , , | Leave a comment

Trump Wins New York, And Where is Cruz?

Nobody Wins

Ted Cruz at his most nauseating:..watch this interview. Sean asks him to explain the delegate issue to the America people, and he NEVER does. And then he continues his perfected sound bits…like an actor rehearsing his lines with trigger hair precision.

Think: Marco Rubio. Where was Chris Christie? I want Chris to interview Cruz.

Cruz keeps saying how he won MILLIONS of votes and beat Trump in five straight states…although he leaves out that the people’s vote in two of those states were not counted. He cleverly calls his handpicked and bribed delegates the “grass roots” which are rising up to support him.

Right. Rising up right out of their strip club limo’s.

I liked him better before he started pumping his hands and YELLING like an old country preacher.Ted Cruh vampire

Cruz is just going to fade for a while, then keep repeating the same old line that he says every time he opens his mouth: Trump cannot beat Hillary…he can.

Right. And Bill Clinton is gay.

Now, most people know this is a bunch of crock. As Ruddy Giuliani said this morning, Hillary would walk all over Cruz. She knows how to deal with politicians, especially ones that are copying all of her lying Clintonian BS where the candidates will avoid the question and answer with a statement like.. “The American people aren’t talking about delegates! They are talking about jobs!”

Yes, Hillary would make Cruz trip up. But Donald, will surprise. It’s part of his system. Hillary will not be prepared for him.

As he says in his book Crippled America:

The element of surprise wins battles. So I don’t tell the other side what I’m doing. I don’t warn them. I don’t want people to know exactly what I’m doing. I like being unpredictable.

The conservatives of the country are all saying that Trump is NOT a conservative because he gave money to the Democrats in New York. Well…anybody who has had to send their kids to public schools, is very familiar with the Gestapo tactics of every liberal.

Better to appease them, then reason with them. They will hurt you, and enjoy doing it.  A conservative parent dare not approach the ‘feminazi” school teacher for fear that she will take all her hatred of YOU out on her kid. I’ve been there too many times.

It’s all a power game.

Anyway…the Cruz supporters, think that if Donald Trump is gotten rid of, then everyone will unite behind Cruz.image2 (3)

Russ Limbaugh truly believes this:

I’m biased; I’m Cruz supporter. But Ted Cruz is potentially the most unifying figure in the Republican Party at the moment because regular Republicans could get on board with Ted Cruz, and Cruz is the best suited of anyone to reach out to Trump voters and try to keep them in the tent.

I got news for you Rush….Cruz might unite all the party voters…but their numbers are dwindling. Most Trump voters will tell him to go to hell. We STILL haven’t forgotten what he did to Ben Carson.

And here’s something you don’t hear much: In the United States at this moment, Independents outnumber BOTH parties. And Trump can get most of those.

Ted Cruz is not going to bring back jobs. He has NO clue how to do that. In fact, if he manages to convince the Congress (which he won’t) to eliminate five government departments, as he claims he will…that will only put more people out of work.

Will he “invent” jobs for those people?

And Cruz’s father said this:

Breitbart News Daily host Stephen K. Bannon that as president Donald Trump “would be worse than Hillary Clinton, but he cannot beat Hillary Clinton.”

And I use to like the guy. (sigh)

Of COURSE Trump can beat Hillary. And that’s why BOTH parties are afraid.

What Ted is saying is that if Trump wins, the elites will GIVE it to Hillary…you can be sure, by fraud.

I am wondering now…has Ted Cruz really fairly won any state but Texas?

Nobody Wins when American voters lose.

But New York… showed Ted Cruz tonight that NOBODY sticks it to a New Yorker.

Thank you…New York!

 

 

 

April 19, 2016 Posted by | Presidential election 2016, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

%d bloggers like this: