Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Elizabeth Warren

Nobody’s Perfect

I never thought I’d say this, but thank you Elizabeth Warren!

By taking a DNA test to ‘prove’ you had every reason to get big advancements in the elite university’s of your choice, you have finally put a laser beam of attention on the fact of just how ridiculous it is for ANY one to get special privileges because of their DNA.

(Or shall we say, lack thereof.)

Like Pocahontas before you, you have lead the nation into the wilderness and shown us all, how hypocritical affirmative action is, and how someone who is thinking of running for President…

Just blew her chances.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) released her DNA test results Monday in an effort to dispel questions over her ancestry, but was roundly mocked by conservatives after the results suggested she was between 1/32nd and 1/1024th Native American.

The test, conducted by Stanford University professor Carlos Bustamante, includes the possibility that Warren has at least .001% Native American ancestry, nearly half of what the average white person has, according to the New York Times.

If @elizabethforma’s DNA sample is even accurate, which is in doubt because Mexican, Colombian, Peruvian, and African American often return false Native American positives, as a 10th generation bloodline that makes her .00098 “Native American.”
10:36 AM – Oct 15, 2018

Even though the Cherokee nation has disowned you, I’m sure the Girl Scouts has an opening for squawk leader, where you can train our future Indian guides how to be proper socialists and learn how to ‘game’ the system.

In the meantime, I suggest you check out that DNA and see if you are actually…human. Maybe those high cheek bones come from eating too many nuts.

I’d look for squirrel genes.


October 15, 2018 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Corporations People VS Union People…or Elite CEO’s Vs Union Mob Bosses?

Nobody Knows

A few days ago I was listening to Neil Cavuto ending his hourly program, and he gave a lusty attack on those people who think that corporations are NOT people. He was no doubt arguing against the spirited rebuttal given at the Democratic Convention by Elizabeth Warren.

“No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people. People have hearts, they have kids, they get jobs, they get sick, they cry, they dance. They live, they love, and they die. And that matters. That matters because we don’t run this country for corporations, we run it for people. And that’s why we need Barack Obama. – “Elizabeth Warren

Okay…so far I’ve heard Mitt Romney, Neil Cavuto, and Karl Rove insist with all the confidence of a Mark McGuire telling a Congressional jury that he did NOT do steroids, that corporations are people.

What’s a poor Nobody to do? I don’t think corporations are people either. I mean, do they go get drunk? Do they get arrested? Can they reproduce and have babies? Just because they are made up of people– that doesn’t make then a “singular” human. Does the CEO of a company get all the employees together and say, “Hey, let’s take a vote on what politician to give some money too?”

I don’t think so.

But, the Supreme Court voted that corporations are people in the Citizens United case, and that Obamacare is legal, and that corporations can take your land if they like…and so Nobody Thinks the democrats make a good argument, the Republicans look like power-hungry idiots, and the Supreme Court with one or two exception…are on crack.

Nobody Thinks…that this is AaaaaaaaaaaaLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL….about the money.

The Democrats have had the Unions raising money for only one party forever now: THEM. With that endless cashflow, taken from the dues of their members, the Democrats have the private AND government Unions as their endless cash cow.

In order for the Republicans to compete, they needed some help. So, since the Union Bosses control the purse of the unions, the CEO’s can now contribute boatloads of money for their candidate. Bascially demanding an even playing field in the campaign finance departement.

The little common man..the union teacher OR the guy who works for GE, has not a damn thing to say about what candidate that CEO or Union Boss decides to give millions to. So really, the elections can be influeneced by a small portion of the population…a handful of CEO’s and UNION bosses. Or so the reasoning goes.

When Obama publically ostracized the Supreme Court for the Citizens United decision at his State of the Union address, he was just mad that the Republican elites were going to legally get more money to pour into ads on TV to help defeat him. How many times have you heard about those evil Koch Brothers? Geroge Soros on the other hand, is never mentioned. OR..GE.

Nobody Thinks, that words are funny things. And yes…corporations can now decide elections…but then Unions have been doing it for years. JFK was elected with the help of the Chicago Union. The Teachers Union pushed Bill Clinton ahead in 1994.

It’s all about the money. But come on…couldn’t they have thought of a better way to argue their case…like…Corporation can now contribute as Unions always have?

NO…they continue to try to copy the same corrupt antics of the democrats. “I Know! We’ll just tell everyone that corporations really are People!”

It sound JUST like a democratic spin.

You KNOW Bill Clinton would deem himself a corporation if he could.

Now, I think I’ll go sit in my hot tub…and be glad I don’t  work for anybody but myself.

If someone can tell me what corporation I work for…please let me know.

September 11, 2012 Posted by | humor, politics, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Leave a comment


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