Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Elizabeth Warren

Nobody’s Perfect

I never thought I’d say this, but thank you Elizabeth Warren!

By taking a DNA test to ‘prove’ you had every reason to get big advancements in the elite university’s of your choice, you have finally put a laser beam of attention on the fact of just how ridiculous it is for ANY one to get special privileges because of their DNA.

(Or shall we say, lack thereof.)

Like Pocahontas before you, you have lead the nation into the wilderness and shown us all, how hypocritical affirmative action is, and how someone who is thinking of running for President…

Just blew her chances.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) released her DNA test results Monday in an effort to dispel questions over her ancestry, but was roundly mocked by conservatives after the results suggested she was between 1/32nd and 1/1024th Native American.

The test, conducted by Stanford University professor Carlos Bustamante, includes the possibility that Warren has at least .001% Native American ancestry, nearly half of what the average white person has, according to the New York Times.

If @elizabethforma’s DNA sample is even accurate, which is in doubt because Mexican, Colombian, Peruvian, and African American often return false Native American positives, as a 10th generation bloodline that makes her .00098 “Native American.”
10:36 AM – Oct 15, 2018

Even though the Cherokee nation has disowned you, I’m sure the Girl Scouts has an opening for squawk leader, where you can train our future Indian guides how to be proper socialists and learn how to ‘game’ the system.

In the meantime, I suggest you check out that DNA and see if you are actually…human. Maybe those high cheek bones come from eating too many nuts.

I’d look for squirrel genes.

 

October 15, 2018 - Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | ,

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