Tucker Barnes: Send That Man to Washington!
Nobody’s Opinion
Tucker Barnes, the Cesspool Reporter who got sent out to stand in the middle of Hurricane Irene, and make his immemorial moment in Weatherman History, will forever be the most exciting thing that we will remember about Irene. Mayor Bloomburg, ‘President’ Obama, even Ann Coulter’s pick for President, Chris Christie, will be long forgotten…but not this guy. The poor guy, either didn’t know it, or didn’t want to report it— All that foam splashing in his mouth and down his shoes was actually raw sewage. This of course shows you how ridiculously controlled our TV’s are. A REAL news station would have said this:
“Hurricane Irene is showing just how badly our sewer system is working. See all that stuff hitting our Tucker? That’s raw, nasty smelling, sewage folks.”
But, no…the meteorologists who we all ASSUME would have known what that stuff was, since becoming a meteorologist takes a lot of study, would have known that it was sewage. But he tells Tucker that it was “some kind of organic material.” In a politically correct world, “organic material” is just a nice name for raw sewage, and would also be another name for many current politicians for that matter. In fact, I think I’m going to start calling them all that.—“organic material.” Except Al Gore. There is nothing organic about that man at all. Al is made out of “moronic material.” And he’s spreading it around like “organic material.” You need titanium boots just to be around him.
Heaven forbid the taxpayers know how well their city officials keep tract of the “organic material.”
Here in Missouri, where we witnessed over 700 tornadoes last Spring, and also a MAJOR flood which destroyed thousands of homes on purpose…it was hard getting our pity-point check up. Most of the people who were killed in Irene, got hurt because they were OUTSIDE. A few had trees fall on them from inside. But really…damage was on property mostly. You can prepare for a hurricanes, not so a tornado.
Which reminds me…none of us have been prepared for the tornados of ‘organic and moronic materials’ that are sitting in the Capital acting like they care about us all. The whole place is foaming.
Still, Nobody Wonders how they pick and choose what disaster to make a big deal of? What bill are they sneaking through Congress that we don’t know about? Half of Texas burned down this summer, not much pity for those poor souls. To many of us out here in no man’s land, it all looked like a overblown “dry run” for something else. What…we can only imagine.
Still, Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, was full of warnings:
“I’ve got to imagine that the damage estimates are going to be in the billions of dollars, if not in the tens of billions of dollars,” Christie said in an interview with NBC’s “Meet the Press” program.
And Obama was more than concerned, something he has not been for weeks.:
“Many Americans ares till at serious risk of power outages and flooding, which could get worse in the coming days as rivers swell past their banks,” he added.
So, Texas can burn, the midwest can flood out, but the biggest disaster of the year is Hurricane Irene. Nobody Thinks the Democrats must really need the votes of the Eastern Seaboard in the next election. They might have to put Tucker Barnes on the White House lawn. The “organic material” coming out of that place makes Irene look like a harmless fluffy raincloud.
Rupert Murdock…Humble and Right
Nobody Wonders
WOW— all of a sudden, Rupert Murdock, and his vast media empire, has been thrown into the proverbial firing pan. Here in the States, FOX News has been the main conservative and common sense cable station, and all the rest—CNN, MSNBC, and the other seemingly meaningless sitcoms and stations, are almost wacko in their attacks on anything conservative. When Bill Clinton was in office, CNN was his personal body guard.
So, as you can imagine, Rupert Murdoch is looked at as sort of savior to conservatives in America. Whatever shows we get from the BBC are filled with very liberal attutudes…bleending hearts sort of things. And all of a sudden, we find out, as if on cue: (Weinergate, Caseygate.. and now..Murdochgate) that yes folks…we have…another criminaL
It’s clear that the “elites” on the liberal side have decided to throw in their prime minister as a bonus. Why not kill two birds with one stone? And who ARE these people?
And if you want to really know the “elites” watch Charlie Rose. Charlie’s whole brain is plugged into the “elites” of the world who seem to reside in Edinburgh somewhere. Nobody feels that after WWII, the Americans took over the “empire,” but somehow (probably due to Churchill) the elites of the British kept control. The Royals and the Lords etc…are still connected deeply to our American elites. Many of our world leaders from both parties have spent time at Oxford. It’s like “elite” school 101.
Some call it the illuminati…some just call them rich and arrogant. Let’s just say, they all hang out together, want to control the whole world, and are now fighting over it.
Whatever…most of us will never know the real truth, mainly because, so few people control most of everything now we see now. With all the ‘elites” talks of democracy there is NOTHING democratic about the European Union, the dictators of the middle East, China, or as we are now so painfully witnessing.. America.
We little nobodies just sit and watch the big boys put out their best scandals, and fight over all the money that they can grab from the millions beneath them. It’s like watching pigs fight at a trough.
And the pigs are out to get Murdoch, and I’m not saying he’s innocent of anything, I just like his product. Something tells me his editor was in the middle of the storm, and was the one he trusted…all that red hair, who wouldn’t? I’m sure there were many others.
I’ve only read a few details on the Murdoch case, but I did watch him read his statement and thought it was straightforward…and honest. On Charlie Rose, they tore him apart, saying that “Oh he read the lawyer thing very well didn’t he? “—as if the man were senile. They predicted the end of Rupert, but I can’t see that happening, but then again, he is a danger to them. They insinutated that he had something to do with the “death” of the whistleblower. Right, so who put that bullet hole in Ron Brown’s head again?
For that matter, many feel Princess Diana was murdered. How in the world will we ever know? And speaking of unknowable… how in the world did that comedian get that close to Rupert? Really, who among us Nobodies thinks mabybe he was just “let” in? Is the British security really that daft?
As for the hacking of phones, Piers Morgan did it, and now he’s on CNN holding a cushy job. Why is he not being indicted? Nobody Thinks if FOX did this stuff to get a story, then so did CNN, MSNBC…and most all of them. They are just using it now to hang the man and his influence which has been overwhelmingly against liberals. As Ann Coulter pointed out in her piece today, when Newt Gingrich was illegally taped, Time Magazine was all over it. Nobody thought anything was wrong about it. It was an “accident.”
Sure.
We all know the sex scandals.that come out on politicians at JUST the right time in order to get rid of them. They are now saying the Prime Minister Cameron saw the FOX news people too many times? Gee, over here, Obama not only sees Jeffery Immelt every single day, he puts him on taxpayers payroll.
And where can you find the real truth? On Snopes?
George Soros owns Snopes.
Who do you trust? Wiki Leaks? With all the information out there, and so many of us trying to pick and choose, what’s true, what’s not…heck we still don’t know who killed Kennedy, really.
What we do know…is not very pretty.
I got this video from a very liberal friend. It’s shows what liberals think of Rupert Murdock. Frankly, I think satellites are a good thing. But then again, I’ve never lived in Britain. It’s nevertheless a very clever and entertaining piece of satire.
(Thanks to JR)
Rupert Murdoch: Running With the Bulls
Nobody Wonders—
And they willingly hand everything over to the government. Where’s the privacy?
On January 18, 2006, the U.S. Justice Department filed a motion to order Google to turn over a “multi-stage random sample of one million URL’s” from Google’s database and a computer file with, “the text of each search string entered onto Google’s search engine over a one-week period (absent any information identifying the person who entered such query). On March 18, 2006, a federal judge ruled that while Google must surrender 50,000 random URLs, the Department of Justice did not meet the necessary burden to force Google to disclose any search terms entered by its users.
While we all stammer with godlike admiration of the boy who invented FACEBOOK…a boy who literally stole an idea and made it bigger, one wonders…where are the rules?
Some can steal, and some can’t. Work WITH the government, and you are left alone.
The only rule that you have to know and instill in your children is that Big Brother is watching you…and all his many corporate friends. If you don’t know that now—
I’m All Weinered Out…How Bout’ You?
Nobody’s Opinion
The Middle-East is bursting with chants of “kill the Jews”; the U.S. economy is about to go into double-dip depression; Obama is about to grab more power by grabbing control of the internet; Sarah Palin is meeting with Donald Trump; and what is EVERYONE talking about?
Weiner’s underpants. (Which I ALMOST posted, but decided to post Demi Moore’s instead, simply for the point being…posting yourself in your underwear will get you LOTS of tweets, and attention. I imagine Weiner is not the only moron doing this.
Wait— Did I just call Demi’s husband a moron?
What you have to ask yourself is why Weiner even TOOK the picture in the first place, (from the angle of the shot, I’d say it had to be the wiener owner taking the picture) —but how in the world did it get on the internet?
That’s the question on everybody’s mind. He has not refuted the fact that it’s HIS picture, but that he had nothing to do with it appearing.
And his wife doesn’t seem to think it’s a big deal. (What happened to the good old days of fidelity?)
I guess they think since the movie stars all do it, it’s pretty well accepted, which brings me to Demi Moore and her husband, Ashton Kutcher. There is an obvious contradiction in the fact that Ashton and Demi are running a campaign to stop young women being trafficked in prostitution. Somehow putting up shots of your wife bending over, is not exactly in tune with your message. You cannot tell if Demi is thirteen or fifty in that picture.
And explain this: As you can see, Ashton is holding a sign that says, “Real Men don’t buy girls.”
Nobody says to Ashton, “Real men also don’t post obscene pictures of their wife in underwear on the internet, unless you’re embarrassed that she is SO much older than you, and you want to make a point.”
The same goes for Weiner, “Real men don’t put up lewd pictures of themselves on the internet when they are married, or anytime for that matter, if they have half a brain.”
Maybe Weiner should campaign to STOP the upcoming vote outlawing circumcision in San Francisco. Spin his story with the picture, and say, See—there is a very good reason to not outlaw circumcision, and I’m proof.
He wanted to show it off, so…why not do something noble with it?
Nobody Thinks it’s just another, “Quick, run with this Weiner story.” orders from whoever runs the news, to get us all redirected from all the really bad stuff going down, because America is getting really tired of hearing about it.
UPDATE: Sex stories will get your mind in the gutter EVERY time, even me. I posted an obvious remark in my last post, “I don’t wear underwear.” Because, I don’t. I find it annoying…unless I have a dress on. And then I realized how that simple comment could be taken, by pretty much all men, as a suggesting moment. I Actually meant it as part of the story. (too late, already posted.)
Let me apologize, and say…I had been watching Weiner stories all day long yesterday, and my mind had been corrupted with the national concern of Weiner and his wiener. It seemed to fit the mood. What I should have said was, “I do not wear Weiner underwear.”
Next time, I’ll get it right.
Lara Logan: Alive by the Grace of God
Nobody Wins: The rape and violent beating of Lara Logan, CBS’s Chief Foreign Affairs reporter in Cairo this week, was appalling. Everyone agreed how brave she is…how talented she was…About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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