The World According to Viagra and Gene Simmons
Nobody’s Opinion
The big Irish idiot in the White House last week, made a big Irish fool of himself..without even drinking one pint of Irish ale, by demanding that the Jews give half of that little sliver of land floating among a sea of camel-munchers, to the camel munchers themselves. We all thought the world was going to end with this statement…but it didn’t, instead Benjamin Netanyahu, Prime Minister of Israeli, came over and gently told the young Irish two-year-old brat that the Jews have suffered a long time, and will not go willingly to be slaughtered…AGAIN…and by the way Mr. President, you have a great people, maybe you ought to listen to them.
In other words, we had to watch a much smarter man sit and talk to our embarrassing President, as if he were a child. He’s not the only one who thinks Obamamullingan is just a lot of Irish malarkey. Watch this video on Gene Simmons, (above) who being a Jew, admitted that he voted for Obama, but is giving him a failed grade in the manners of the world. Make Gene a dictator for six months, and he’ll put everything back in order, he says. So said, Donald Trump. And probably so will say a man who has finally tossed his hat into the ring, CEO of Godfather’s pizza, Herman Cain. The good thing about Herman is, he will more than likely not claim to be Irish to get votes…
And speaking of Irish…
Nobody’s Perfect…Obama is going to Ireland this week to visit his ancestral home. Yes Obama is part Irish. He’d be putting on that Irish face of his, giving up his “blackness” for a week, and going for the luck of the Irish pot-of-gold: votes from the Tammery Hall. In reflection of this, Nobody wonders if Irish dancers will be invited back to the White House, so that Michelle will learn to River Dance. Frankly, I’d LOVE to see her try it. You have to hold your top very still, and move all of your bottom–very fast. Face it, she’s not built for it.
And speaking of dancing,
Nobody Cares that I’m doing a bit of an Irish jig myself over the fact that Oprah the Winbag and Katie the Collie, are both leaving our prime time TV programs at the same time! Well, okay—So Oprah is not going away. Her new program OWN Cable Winfrey is doing terrible, and that fact alone is worth a few fairy twirls around Dublin. (Yes, I’ll be a fairy for a day..)
And speaking of fairies…
Nobody Wins when the x-President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, decides that the guy he put in to take orders from him while he pretended not to be still in power, has decided that he wants to stay in power. So, Putin is getting rid of him, by having another election where he will make sure he wins, and therefore he will stay dictator until he dies. Many at the Kremlin are happy, because there is only so many times you can listen to “Whole Lotta Love” in one decade, before wanting to resort to drinking Irish Whiskey for breakfast.
And speaking of drinking…
Nobody Wonders how much alcohol is going to be consumed in California when Kate and her merry boy William visit Hollywood. Victoria Beckham has ordered her baby taken OUT of her tiny little tummy, just so she can be ready to party. Having said that, this nobody is very jealous because it is said that Kate and William are going to visit Yosemite to see the Redwood trees.
Nobody Fool: Yes, we have here in America, one of the grandest forests in the world. Not that I have seen it. But, then again…I’d say the young Royal couple. are nobody’s fools. They have picked an excellent honeymoon spot in Yosemite. Hopefully, they’ll leave Elton John at home.
And speaking of homes..
Nobody Knows if Sarah Palin is going to run for the Presidency. She did a Hilary Clinton, and bought a home in Scottsdale, Arizona, so that she can run for Senator, and then go on to run for President. Right—the “I love Alaska and NEVER want to leave it” woman is moving to the desert, far away from the Northern lights, and snow, and mountains…and…
What can I say? I can say that…
Nobody Reports Pakistan wants China to build a Navy Base right on its own shores. China and Pakistan are joining military forces. They have said if we attack Pakistan, it will be considered the same as if we attacked China. In the meantime, our great Western leaders, the Queen and Obama, are going to see the Irish? Are the Irish going to help us fight China?
Nothing like bringing a shovel to a nuclear-war fight.
Nobody thinks that the only answer to WHY all the crazy and suicidal decisions are being made by our ‘President’, and I’m sure Gene Simmons would agree, is that Obama has done way too much Viagra.
Yes, Viagra, it is being reported, makes you deaf. Our Irish President does not hear a word anyone is saying, therefore, he is clueless.
And Nobody Flashes that I hear thunder…so what does that tell you?
I have never taken Viagra, and I suggest ..you all stop.
Sputnicking The Yellow Brick Road to Obamaozland
Nobody Knows who in the world was inspired by ‘President’ Obama’s State of the Union address, besides Sheila Jackson and Andy Warhol?
Wait—Joyanna, Andy Warhol is dead.
My point exactly.
Obama started off on the podium, nose in the air… his eyes to the heavens, as if he was visioning a far off land– in the future America. (actually China) A future filled with high-speed railroads, entrepreneurs out the kazoo, electric cars, really smart kids, and a people all happy and carefree— who will ride into Oz on electric car horses that change colors, and the little munchkins children will all be singing..”Look into the light …look into the day….la la la la la….”
Ckkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
(That’s the record scratching.)
Records are dead, Joyanna, stop it.
What did we learn from Obama’s State of Mind?
Let’s review: The stock market is back, he said, which is good for all those 2% of the rich who Obama keeps saying he wants to tax. They can now start back to piling up the money, just for him to take.
Doesn’t help the unemployed, who..so sorry…have to send their money on that little necessity called FOOD.
The recession is OVER! Wow…good to know that Obama got some fairy dust in his eyes on that yellow brick road, so he doesn’t have to suffer any big shocks.
The rules have changed…it was technology that stole all those American jobs and sent them overseas, and that’s why we should make sure that every single man, woman and child has access to that nasty technology, by getting hooked into the internet, where they can download the latest government answers to how to run their lives
Oh and by the way…China is beating us in everything. Their kids are smarter, they have bigger computers. They also have the wicked Hu of the East, but that’s a mute point.
China needs Obama. I hope he gets a job there after 2012. We need all the help we can get.
He wants to simplify the tax code. I LOVE the sound of munchkins laughing, don’t you?
Right after this, he made a joke about smoking salmon, which was scary because it was a joke that obviously suggested smoking marijuana…I had visions of the whole democratic caucus skipping through the poppy fields… smoking….salmon.
Give them anything and they will smoke it, that’s how gullible they are.
You can go to the websites and see everything! Right, he promised this before…what that means is we can have CNN show us the locked door where they are deciding our lives. I think Dorothy is still in there.
Oh…NOW he’s going to veto any earmark…after the thousands that have already slipped through. Flying Monkeys are starting to come out of his mouth.
Iraq, and Afganistan, we are leaving. But he is just so proud that Sudan is greeting elections. WHAT? What did we do in Sudan that we don’t know about? We need crystal balls for every household. We are going to need them.
He has single- handedly disarmed the world’s nuclear threat. He is telling us that the great Oz gave him a heart, but once again, I’m hearing, “If I only had a brain.”
INVEST…we are Americans! In electric cars in solar panels, in Obama’s spending America into the dungeons of the wicked witches’ castle. When your company is destroyed by the “economy” you can start up a new company selling solar panels!. The taxpayers will fund you!
“Follow the yellow brick road. Because, because, because, because, BECAAASSEEE!” Because of wonderful things he does!”
The great oz is on a roll..we will have illegal’s doing EVERYTHING! Teaching our children, building our electric cars, and trains, (Are the Chinese going to come over again?) and working in our universal health care system, because doctors are leaving in droves, as are teachers. We need more teachers…the illegal’s will provide.
And Joe Biden is here! Only in America could a man like Joe Biden get to be Vice President. Frankly, this statement did not make me want to celebrate much of anything. I was looking for my ruby slippers.
Okay, enough review. One of the men that I picked several weeks ago who I thought would make a fine president, Paul Ryan (R) of WI, did the Republican rebuttal. It was great. Let’s hope the republicans get smart and get rid of Mitt and replace him with Ryan…if not for President than VP.
And now ..excuse me,
I need to get in practice for 2012. Feel free to join me and my cousin Freeda, (See picture of us–we always get dressed up to watch Obama’s great oratations!) All you Toto’s out there and get ready to sing!
“Ding dong the witch is dead, which ol witch? The wicked witch. Ding dong the wicked witch is deeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd!……Hi ho….hi ho hi ho,…hi hooooo..”
Nobody Flashes: FEMEN Turn Up The Heat…uh…cold..uh..
Nobody Flashes: From CNN–
Wow…get your goggles out guys…the women in the Ukraine are stripping just for YOU!
They want to be noticed as more than sex symbols, so, what do they do? They do just what every man in the world wants them to do, put on lovely underwear and pretty flowers in their hair and then..strip naked!
That’ll show those male chauvinists!
Whole countries will be moved!
And as an added bonus…it’s COLD! Seven degrees BELOW Zero! (applaud here men, show some appreciation.)
These young beauties not only are cold, wet, and by the looks of them..hungry— they dislike men so much— they don’t just stand there…they say rude things like—well here an example said in front of the Ukraine Parliament building—
•“This cabinet’s like a male toilet, ” the activists scream, holding water bottles to their groins as though they’re men in a urinal.“What we do is we get Ukrainian and international coverage and it shows that the authorities are scared of seeing bare breasts,” Gutsol says. “And the fact that they are trying to arrest us and not let us undress now proves it.”
Gutsol somehow missed the train to Doctor Zavago.
The group, of which so far there are 300 strong, call themselves FEMEN. They want to get women elected. Let’s hope they keep the young and pretty ones out front.
Anyone who came from the sixties remembers the feminist women over here burning bras.
Those women single-handedly hatched Larry Flynn.
Our feminists movement gave us such representatives as Hillary the Hun, Nancy the Stun, and Boxer Botox—I’m just saying. Be careful what you wish for girls.
Someday, all these girls are going to be pregnant, and wondering what happened to their grand protests.
Let’s not tell em’.
Nobody Questions George Lucas
Nobody’s Fool:A fine answer if ever there was one.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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