Is the Mother Ship Shovel Ready?
NOBODY CARES
The big news today was: President Obama got lost inside the White House. Nobody can find him, and it is being reported that he has been taken by aliens and dumped on the mother ship for ANOTHER fantastic birthday party. Tom Hanks arranged the whole thing, as a surprise. Not that we care… we don’t. Standard and Poor’s downgraded the AAA credit of the United States today, and it was on this very important day in history that this Nobody got lost in the city of St.Louis. I started out heading South, then West, then East, then South, then West again, then North, then just about the time I was getting hungry, I decided to ask directions.
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I had a map, but no glasses.
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Yes, you would think after so many years roaming the side streets and inner deserts of St. Louis, and having played just about every dive and dump imaginable that I could never have gotten lost. I saw street upon streets of old dilapidated brick buildings that were never there before. Buildings built around the 1800’s and still somehow standing. Block after block— after block. Long ago, you could smell the brewery all over the town. Now, it’s pretty much the smell of urine.
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Nobody prefered the old barley smell myself.
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I always wonder if they leave those old buildings up just there to get their picture taken for the History Channel. The History Channel has a whole mini-series on “Life after People”, where they show how long it will take to rot the Empire State Building, the Eiffel Tower, the Hoover Damn, and the White House.
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But don’t believe it. No matter what happens to this country, as we slide slowly into a third world country where 400 gang members of blacks can attack whites daily: where people are so desperate for money they steal the bronze statue of the noble dog: and Jesus’s image is being found everywhere on e-bay..toast, pizza, beer foam…Obama’s head–whatever… you can bet whoever is in the White House will be having a big lavish party for the President and all his buddies, and Bob Dylan will be singing….
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“The Times They are a Chaaaaaanginnnng”…..(cough,cough)
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So, as I found my way home after a day of worrying about my gas tank…(Do I turn ON the air conditioner, or… turn OFF the air conditioner?) it came as no surprise that the country has been downgraded. I could tell by the action of my gas tank. One block took up half a tank.
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And after watching St. Louis die for over two decades all I can say is: it’s about time.
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Someday, we will all be living in our cars…if they let us.
*** (Nobody makes this stuff up) Unfortunately, the mother ship was not shovel-ready, or I would be on it.)
The Most Expensive House: The most Depleting Loss
Nobody Wins
On the news today: THE STOCK MARKET IS FALLING,FALLING, FALLING!” So, here’s where I get confused. How can the stock market fall, when so many companies are really racking in the dough? I’m not a math wiz, so somebody explain this to me.
The U.S. Department of Commerce reported last week that American companies just had their best quarter ever, earning profits at an annual rate of $1.659 trillion in the third quarter. The next-highest annual corporate profits level on record—$1.655 trillion—was in the third quarter of 2006. In fact, American corporate profits have grown for seven straight quarters at some of the fastest rates in history.
No wonder it’s so easy for Obama to play the rich against the poor. The rich CEO’s at the multinational corporations make enough money to buy houses like this one in Switzerland. It’s the most expensive house in the world, at $7.5 billion…not because it’s the biggest, but because all the fixtures are solid gold and platinum, and the floor is made up of old T-REX dinosaurs bones. Maybe it’s Ahab the Arab living there. He wanted to feel right at home.
In the meantime, once again, millions of little black babies are dying of starvation in Africa, which shows you what tyranny and plain stupidity does. Somebody is going to help save those poor babies, and it’s usually the taxpayers of the United States that have, up to this point in time, contributed the most. If allowed to vote on it, most of us would say…save the babies…forget the wars.
Funny isn’t it? We give weapons and billions of dollars now to the Taliban in Libya:we bail out Greece as many tmes as we are allowed, but starving babies are just not on a politicains list of “things to do.” Anyway, most of the time, the money given doesn’t even get to those kids. It a testament to the “rulers” of Africa just how much they care about their own people.
But think—if this rich guy who built this house in Switzerland, had just used regular old facets from Sears instead of solid gold ones, he could have saved the lives of hundreds of black little darlings, if he had so chosen.
And gee…what a butt-ugly house. Stark, empty, and cold. Must make the owner feel right at home.
You cannot tax these rich. They feel they deserve their riches, and rightly so. Nevertheless, since the gap between the rich and the poor really is expanding expediently, and even though it’s none of our business, most of us would like to see them use their money on something besides gold faucets. Because LOOK what this guy got for his bucks.
The most expensive house in the world?
What’s it’s sitting on…oil?
If Spiderman is Gay, Does that mean that Flash is the FTD Florist?
Nobody’s Absurdities, No. …92
It’s been a while since I did an absurdity, and I can’t think of anything better to start up again with than the new Spider Man comic book character.
He’s black, he’s Spanish…and like Stan Lee himself..he might be gay.
First off: Besides the obvious social engineering aspects of creating a character to influence upcoming young minds…I find it an insult. Not that young Latinos, Blacks and Gays shouldn’t have superheroes in their comic books, they should have all that they can muster.
What bothers me, is—Why continue a WHITE guy from Brooklyn, kill him off, and change the character into a politically correct new B/S/G being?
Why not invent a whole new comic character? It’s like saying, “Hey, get rid of the white guy, it’s the black/Latino/gay turn now. ”
It’s pretty plain: money. They already have the whole Spiderman thing copyrighted, trademarked, merchandized,— and Stan Lee is according to most gay sources…gay himself. But…then why did Stan Lee have to go to the gay area, when all these years he has kept his superheroes very hetersexual?
Most of us have had, and do have gay friends: We love them..they are in our families, our jobs, our beauty parlors. BUT, they are not the majority of the people. The reality is: we don’t want a gay superhero, not because we all hate gays, but simply because it’s human nature to want to identify with the superhero…and if that superhero is GAY, it very hard for a heterosexual to get into it.
Make of it what you will…but many people associate gay with: the softer side. Having said that, the new James Bond, Daniel Craig, who we were told was gay, and acted very masculine, much to everyone’s surprise, just got married to a woman, and it’s not the first time he married a woman. So, he was NOT gay, but they told us he was. Why is that again?
Spiderman has always been for kids. Why even mention his sexuality? We hurt the whole society by forcing little kids to learn about the difference between gays and straights, and its being done in all our schools without the parent’s consent. They don’t be even need to thinking about “sex” at a young age.
But that doesn’t matter. The purpose is to get all kids used to the gays…and perhaps, making more of them in the future. Not to mention, get the blacks to assimulate with the Spanish.
This– let’s make everybody gay, and gay is the new normal–-is going to backlash someday, as it has in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Some heterosexuals want to have a “Heterosexual Day” parade.
Sao Paulo Mayor Gilberto Kassab must sign the legislation for it to become law and has said only that he is studying it. His office declined Wednesday to say whether he supports the proposal. The legislation’s author, Carlos Apolinario, said the idea for a Heterosexual Pride Day is “not anti-gay but a protest against the privileges the gay community enjoys.” In a recent report, the gay rights group Grupo Gay da Bahia said 260 gays were murdered last year in Brazil, up 113 percent from five years earlier.
And why it that? Just your typical gay-hating going on? Nope. Every year in Brazil all the gays of the world come down and put on their pretty girl costumes…and the straights are tired of it. What’s fair is fair.
Will we get the same thing here in America, a few heterosexual parades?
Can Spiderman swallow an elephant?
No, but we will get the New Spiderman: who will, you can be sure, have a MUCH prettier costume, have a Spanish name, and no doubt be able to rap while he’s spinning spider webs.
Will Mary Jane Now become Merry John?
Nobody Thinks the new Spiderman will be the biggest hit next year in Brazil, just in time for the Olympics.
What do you think?
Tyranny by 12
Nobody Knows
Didn’t I just say ‘READ BETWEEN THE LINES?’ the other day? Boy, I hate being right. Not only was this debt ceiling fiasco designed to do nothing, but stall and gather more money…it was a grand redesign of the Constitution. Congress couldn’t stop Obama from bombing Libya on a whim, and now, they won’t be able to stop anything any President does. This new 12-man jury will be hand-picked by the globalists from both parties, and we are heading down the superhighway to tyranny. It’s going to come really fast if no one in the Congress steps up and fights this. No debate?
It’s one thing to make a “counsil” to advise, but these men will have power over the rest of Congress.
Alex is right…why even send anyone to Washington? The Judge is pretty calm about this. He explains it well. BUT, this nobody tends to feel more like Alex Jones.
This is a sad, sad day. I can’t believe this is happening, right before our eyes.
This was probably one of the most historical moments in our country. Our Constitution, has just been destroyed…and what’s the most horrible thing to me, is that, it’s treated as just another little…nothing.
Who will speak out against this? Nobody Knows, but nobody will be watching.
Nobody’s Perfect: Congress VS Billy Joe
Let’s consider a few facts before we start comparing the two.
Remember, the father was drunk.
This week, we were told that our Congress and the President, reached a deal to “save” the country from default. Currently, if you can believe the stats: we have a $14 trillion dollar debt, and this deal will cut expenses by $21 billion in 2012, and $42 billion in 2013.
Wow.
They all did Obama a favor, they said, by letting it all slide till AFTER the elections. This was…more Washington as usual..smoke your mirrors and get out that flask of whiskey.
According to Ron Paul:
“This deal will reportedly cut spending by only slightly over $900 billion over 10 years. But we will have a $1.6 trillion deficit after this year alone, meaning those meager cuts will do nothing to solve our unsustainable spending problem. By denying members the ability to offer amendments and only allowing an up-or-down vote that will take place in the hectic time between Thanksgiving and Christmas, this Commission essentially disenfranchises the vast majority of members from meaningfully participating in the debate over reducing spending and balancing the budget.”“Furthermore, despite the claims of the bill’s proponents, there is nothing to stop the commission from recommending tax increases. What should bother Americans most is that under cover of this debt ceiling circus, we learned from a recent GAO one-time, limited audit that the Federal Reserve secretly pumped $16 trillion into American and foreign banks over three years. All of the Fed’s fat cat cronies were taken care of at the expense of the American public.”
So, what was this whole big, “The sky is falling and we will never get up!” facade that went on for weeks? It was all about…what? What really happened, it seems to this nobody, is that they are just getting a few more trillion to spend. An eight-year-old with half an education could have done a better deal.
And speaking of eight-year-olds…Billy Joe Madden was so drunk, he let his eight- year- old son drive to Texas from Mississippi, with his four- year -old sister in the back seat. Billy Joe was sent to prison, as well he should have been.
But…consider this: It was just reported that Washington D.C. has the highest alcohol rate of any city in the country among adults, at 8.1 percent. Another nifty statistic is that D.C. is among the top contenders when it comes to cocaine and marijuana use. Are we surprised? This explains why Marion Berry kept getting elected right next door to the White house…with the White House silent. The Mayor was caught on tape selling cocaine, and yet he was re-elected?
Doesn’t that tell you something?
Could it be, the reason the country is going off the road, is we are letting men and women with the experience of a stoned and drunk eight- year- old kid run the country?
Are they all drunk? High? Freaking out on coke? Shouldn’t they all be in prison with Billy Joe Madden with the crimes they have committed?
You have to hand it to that eight-year-old kid. Somehow he managed, despite having a drunk father sitting beside him, to get that pickup truck quite a few miles without hurting anyone.
If Congress was driving that car, it would have caused more than a few major fatalities and would be out of gas, engine on fire, framework all bent to hell, and it would still be in a ditch by the side of the road. With Congress in the driver’s seat, it would have never made it out of Biloxi.
And on that note…I think I’ll go have a drink.
Raise the Debt Limit: But Read the Fine Print
Nobody’s Opinion
Instead of accepting some compromise that can get through the democratic process, what they‘re saying is we’ll blow up the country if you don’t listen to us,” Zakaria said. “We’ll hold hostage the credit of the United States, the good standing of the United States and we’ll blow it up….it’s an extraordinary act of hostage-taking.”
The agreement would slice at least $2.2 trillion from federal spending over a decade, a steep price for many Democrats, too little for many Republicans. The Treasury’s authority to borrow would be extended beyond the 2012 elections, a key objective for Obama, though the president had to give up his insistence on raising taxes on wealthy Americans to reduce deficits.
The Americans “thought that money just reproduces by itself, and only in the financial sector, without having to produce any goods or services,” Fernandez said . These days, Latin America’s economy as a whole is expected to expand about 4.7 percent in 2011 — almost twice the expected rate in the United States — thanks to strong demand for the region’s commodities and a decade of mostly prudent fiscal management, itself the product of many hard-learned lessons of the past.
The protests over housing costs have tapped into wider discontent among Israelis over the high cost of living and the growing gaps between rich and poor. Other protests include doctors striking over working conditions and pay, parents demonstrating against expensive child rearing costs and similar outpourings over increasing gas prices.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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