Joyanna Adams

Sex Scandals: Where’s Obama’s “Bimbo?”

Nobody Wins

Well, what do they expect?

Bill Clinton has spent millions trying to clean up his playboy image from the White House afternoon cigar and pizza-with-a-thong romps. And lets not forget, Bill’s relentless rewriting of his own history has changed the national feelings on that sexual stuff. We all know that he is married to Hillary but they are in no way, nor ever will be again, husband and wife. They keep the image up, because they would lose all their power if they did not.

We are still being reminded monthly by the Democrats that Bill Clinton’s sex scandal was unfortunate, but it didn’t keep him from, “being a great President and giving us a great economy.”

Sooooooooooooooooo….

The whole Bill Clinton impeachment ordeal cost the whole country so much in money and embarrassments, that now, in 2012, the American people are absolutely sick of political parties digging up old sex scandals to win the game. We’re FED UP with it.

The Democrats did such a good job protecting the sex scandals of Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jack Kennedy,  and Martin Luther King, with, “They can still run the country.” propaganda, that the American people are not about to condemn Herman Cain for maybe asking a girl back to his office late at night…twenty years ago.

Really, there should be a statue of limitations on sexual “misconduct.”

Right now, NOBODY wants to vote for Romney, so they’re sticking by the side of McCain, old sex scandals or not.  

Since it’s fair game for reporters to bring up past affairs, or no affairs, or affairs that are in the imagination of the other political party, I think it’s high time we expose Obama’s affairs. So, I’m going to speculate about Obama’s sex life just like all the other reporters on the planet, because it’s not about the truth it it? It’s mostly about hurting the rich and powerful. (I’m not a reporter.)

NOBODY FLASHES

Barack Obama and Susan Rice

Obama is in a hot, sticky, clutch of hot, sticky (there’s those words again)  hormonal infidelity, with no other than his ambassador to the United Nations, Susan Rice.

What do you have to support this malicious allegation Ms Joyanna?

Well, a lot more than they have on Herman Cain, I have my impeccable woman’s intuition!

Here’s a list of why they are meant for each other, never mind that they are both married, they are both part of the same elite ruling class. They are even starting to look like each other..like Elvis and Pricilla.

When Obama got into office, he made Rice the Ambassador to the United Nations and made that position for the first time in history, a cabinet position, so that they could go into private meetings any old time they wanted to. What’s Michelle going to say? Probably…

“I’m leaving for Martha’s Vineyard NOW! I want that plane NOW!”

• Rice ‘s father was a Cornell University Economics professor, and governor of the Federal Reserve
• Rice’s mother is an education policy scholar currently at the Brookings institution.(Hillary’s think tank)
• Rich’s brother got his MBA from Harvard Business School, and is the founder of Management Leadership for Tomorrow–an organization committed to developing top minority talent for leadership roles in the business and non-profit sector.
• Rice attended Stanford University (Where Chelsea got her degree) and received a Truman Scholarship.
• Rice, like Bill Clinton, was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship and attended Oxford, where she earned a M.Phil. (illuminati school for the up and coming rulers)
• Madeline Albright has been a longtime friend. (As she has been to Condi Rice)
• Rice was blamed for being the woman who told Bill Clinton to refuse bin Laden when he was offered up to us by the Sudan. She was central in that decision.
• Clinton made her Assistant Secretary of State for African Affairs in 1997.  She visited Nigerian President Elect Basorun M.K.O. Abiola and he had a heart attack during the meeting and died.
• Rice left the Brookings institution to serve as a senior foreign politic advisor to Obama.
• Rice was named to the Obama-Biden Transition Project.  
• Rice is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and the Aspen Strategy Group
• Rice played point guard in basketball in college. (Can you see why he built a basketball court?)

See? These two were MADE for each other.

Go ahead and find your own “Obama bimbo’s” We need to get working on this. Anything to get that man out of office.

Okay, so I’m silly. In fact, I’d say Obama would be a big disappointment to the democrats if he didn’t have an affair. Some three years ago, they put out a rumor that Hillary and Susan Rice…were gay.

And THAT’s my proof right there. Nobody Thinks it was a diversion to cut short rumors.

Hey? What? It’s not going to matter in the future..he’ll still get his statue  in the National Mall right next to Lincoln, no matter what.

So…go ahead and find your own “Obama bimbo.” And make sure EVERYBODY knows.

(Nobody Makes This Stuff Up Because Everybody Else Makes Stuff up.)  

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November 5, 2011 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | corruption, Obama, sex scandals, Uncategorized | Humor, life, Obama, Poltical races, sex