Nobody’s Perfect: Mitt Romney VS Michelle Obama
Nobody’s Perfect
Mitt Romney got hit this week. After prolonging the release of his tax records as long as he possibly could, they were finally released. Many people were shouting, “Hey Mitt…be proud you’re rich! Show us the money!” The other half were saying, “Well, what are you hiding Mitt?”
And sure enough..it was just found out he WAS hiding something. Romney’s Federal Disclosures missed 26 accounts. He was hiding one, or two, or three..or four…bank accounts. 
The paper discovered at least 23 overseas accounts on his tax return that were not included on his financial disclosure forms. Among his assets were funds based in what the Times called “low-tax foreign countries such as Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and Luxembourg.”
Not only that…this!
The top donor to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign, investment banking and securities firm, Goldman Sachs, received over $10 billion in emergency lending and bailouts from the Federal Reserve after the 2008 financial meltdown, according to public sources and published reports. Goldman backed Obama for election in 2008, and the firm, like many Wall Street institutions, is now backing Mitt Romney for president.
Nine out of Romney’s top 20 campaign contributors are big Wall Street Banks like Goldman. Six of those nine top contributors received over $161 billion in bailouts. Goldman leads in Romney’s donation, but Bain donated $327,000 to his campaign. Add George Soros telling the world there is no difference between Romney and Obama, well..just imagine how Obama is going to use this?
And speaking of Obama….it seems he’s married a serial thong abuser.
Our second contestant for having a problem with NOT acting like a big Marie Antoinette diva, is his wife, Michelle. 
You know, I can see our Presidents wanting to impress the King and Queen of Qatar. Qatar is now the location of U.S. Central Command’s Forward Headquarters and the Combined Air Operations Center. In 2010, Qatar had the world’s highest GDP per capita, while the economy grew by 19.40%, the fastest in the world.
What is not cool, is that they had to close down Madison Avenue just so the two Queens could go shopping.
As you can see…in addition to the thongs Michelle bought Obama some really cool sexy undershirts. But still…
Making half the city close down just so you can go shopping is more an action of a King than a President.
And I know…many of you say that “Joyanna…Snopes says this was a hoax!”
Right. Okay. Sure. Next time she leaves three hours before her husband on Air Force Two to go to Qatar, I’ll remember that.
There is no winner in this weeks contest.
Both Romney and Michelle were trying to hide their wealth and power. Nobody is used to it by now.
And I don’t know about you, but I’m having trouble picturing either one of those women in a thong. Do NOT look at this picture. 
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You could definitely see your expertise in the paintings you write. The arena hopes for even more passionate writers such as you who aren’t afraid to mention how they believe. Always go after your heart.
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dancermomd: yes, the lingerie business in all the rich oil companies swamps their malls.
Ferdericks’ of Hollywood has died over here, but in Saudi Arabia, it is booming, due to the fact that the “decadent” men can’t get enough of it.
So..according to amfortas, it’s the Saudi women who will finally destroy the countries.
I suggest we send them more.
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“She carries spares in her handbag, like a small gun”
Never, in the history of the world of man..has such a astute observation been made about women’s underwear.
For this magnificent accounting of this subject, I award, and knight you:: Lord amfortas,,,King of the Merry Widows of Tasmania.
My goodness..I’m will be wondering what damage a Merry Widow can do, and if I should stock up. The problem is: I must find out what the heck there are! My intellingence department is working for the other side. Traitors. They will be fired.
I find, that I’d do best to go stock up. My arsenal needs to be updated, and fortified with nuclear.
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The article I read on this said it could not be determined how much the Saudi woman bought and how much Michelle bought. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and say MOST of what was bought was done by the Saudi woman. After all, she is stocking up. Who knows when she will get back. And she wants to feel pretty under all those Burkas she has to wear.
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This begs for a considered response. so…..
Women do not just Have underwear.
They don’t even just Wear underwear.
They Play with it. It is the most enduring toy a woman possesses,
(and socks).
These toys often come in ‘sets’.
Just as little boys had train sets, she has underwear sets.
As he had his toy soldier sets and action man sets, her toys, too, have a military campaign focus.
Toys used in a serious game of life and death and conquering the world.
Underwear is the Woman’s Weapon of Choice in the covert War of the Sexes.
It is a Weapon of Mass Distraction. (WMD)
Whilst everyone knows she has them, no one is allowed to find them.
She hides them but flaunts them at her targeted enemies. She taunts them.
She buys them from specialist undercover arms dealers. Which explains Michelle’s $50,000 arms deal with the Saudi woman.
It’s often called ‘Lingerie’ by some single and most sensuous women. The latter also called ‘Combat Veterans’.
Undies come in 4693 imaginatively decorative, titillatingly provocative, irresistibly attractive, creatively flattering, ancient and modern styles; in 234 fabrics, some specifically manufactured just for her; and 97 colours; for 17 purposes; satisfying 43 discrete ulterior motives.
She owns a complete and comprehensive armoury, suitable for a small country.
She has pants, panties, bras, knickers, Tangas, French knickers, half-slips, full-slips, briefs, bikinis, petticoats, ‘boylegs’, thongs, torsollettos, basques, ‘teddies’, corsets, ‘body’s’, chemises, bustiers, garters, suspenders, ‘guipieres’, camisoles, cami-knickers, ‘strings’, soutiennes gorge, waist -cinchers, hi cuts, lo cuts, hipsters, midis, maxis, full cup, half cup, balconets, bandeaux, coulottes, “Gs”, “Vs”, gorgettes, stockings, body-stockings, babydolls , and the fearsome Merry Widows! …………………
……..the list goes on…. and on…………….and on …… and grows daily.
Men have only their underpants. Most men have few and usually of one sort. The spares are often to be found only after rigorous searches at the back of his one shelf.
In the war of the sexes, as far as these instruments of war are concerned, men stand no chance at all.
Any underwear item of a woman can only be worn for a few hours at a time.
Men wear theirs for days at a time.
Hers ‘disappear’ from clothes lines.
His never do. That’s if they ever get there.
Women wear undies under outer clothes – or AS outer clothes.
She likes to show her underclothes in public, but no one is allowed to say anything – at all. Superman is the ONLY man who wears his underpants on the outside. No one argues with him, or even sniggers.
No one argues with or sniggers at a woman in her undies, either.
She carries spares in her handbag, like a small hand gun. To ‘feel secure’
She sometimes has disturbing dreams of being in public in her undies. It scares her that someone is looking and they are commenting.
There are more women’s under clothes than there are outer clothes for both sexes combined.
Women’s underwear have NAMES ! Other Women’s’ Names !
And Names of Places. Cities. Rivers. Suburbs.
Also exotic fruit. And colours, some quite unknown to science.
Even geographical formations and extreme weather patterns.!
She can spend hours looking through racks and racks of underwear in shops.
There are shops that sell ONLY underwear. For women. Nothing else.
There are no known shops in the whole world that only sell men’s underpants.
At home, specific types of item have whole drawers to themselves.
Women’s underwear can even have their own hangers !
The only other known weapons housed in hangers are Warplanes !
Some items cost more than a man’s suit. The replacement value in case of fire or theft is often a separate line in insurance policies.
She can buy his underwear, in supermarkets, an aisle or two away from the washing powders. It comes in packets of five and all fits on one shelf. The check-out chick swipes them like a packet of peas.
He cannot buy hers without people watching him from behind racks and on CCTV. The check-out chick, who has a special desk, in the ‘Intimate Apparel Department’, makes him wait in line with 12 women and folds everything slowly and carefully and packs it in boxes as though she were posting Tom Cruise’s exploding sunnies.
She, and the other women in the line, glance at him several times in a questioning manner and take inordinate interest in what he has bought. The size of each item has to be read off each label, out loud. !
A chap can’t be safe at home. There are countless mini-mafia Party Plans bringing lingerie into the home and passing weapons around for the ladies down the street to buy from the housekeeping.
Only women though. He can’t join in. Men are not to even look at women’s underwear. Only at HER.
Her drawers are out of bounds.
She can inspect his underwear.
Every woman is an authorised weapons inspector. !
He must not, under any circumstance, inspect hers.
She can criticize his but on no account can he criticize hers.
She will, more often than not, wash his. She has a vested interest in it being clean and fresh. So she can borrow and wear it. (Along with his shirts, trousers, ties, braces, Dinner Jackets, etc……. )
His sometimes finds its way into her drawers. Really ‘hip’ younger women, generally single, have some undies that are designed to look just like his because they have less opportunity to borrow.
After 3 years in a ‘relationship’ she will mostly wear “working knickers” by Holeproof, and tights, to indicate she has conquered. A sort of “Chairman Mao” under-suit.
For him, there is no reason to Ever, Ever, wear anything besides solid white, cotton. If he wears any other he is “suspect”.
If HE wears HER’s, (Heaven and Her forbid) there is a whole section of the Diagnostic and Statistics Manual for Psychiatric Disorders, – (302.30 “The Jocks in Frocks Disorder.” which reckons that 12% of Scotsman, and 10% of men worldwide, 14.28% in New Zealand, and a massive 17.6% in the USA, buy and ‘secretly’ wear women’s underclothes) – written about HIS ‘problem’. (The Americans often are more open about it. )
(Unless, of course, she wants him to. Then she is helping him express his feminine side.)
If he is a well known English Football Team Captain, and admits wearing his wife’s panties, the national newspapers will write a front page ‘expose’ story about him; Parkinson will ask him to ‘please explain’, on National Television.
He had to move to America.
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