Joyanna Adams

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The U.S. Post Office VS Bob Costos

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, we have two sports bloopers: The U.S. Post Office VS Bob Costos

The first blooper came last week, when the ever long-suffering Post Office printed up a whole line of new stamps to honor Michelle Obama’s “let’s just move, so I can be known for doing something besides spending your money ” obesity program for kids. But, at the event in which the stamps were revealed… it seems the first lady was a gasped at the thought that the kids might get some dangerous ideas from the stamps.Stamps

Yes….cannonballs, headstands, swinging on a swing, running, playing basketball without a helmet—- standing AND breathing, are now all considered dangerous by the Obama’s

“Three of the stamps in the fifteen stamp series raised safety concerns among sports figures on the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition. The stamps in question depicted children performing a cannonball dive, skateboarding without kneepads, and doing a headstand without a helmet. The unsafe depictions came to light after USPS Marketing chief Nagisa Manabe asked Michelle Obama to take part in a first day ceremony for the stamps. That was apparently the first time the stamps had been reviewed by the Sports Council.”

Maybe they should have gotten someone named Mike as the Marketing chief.

I’m not so sure we can blame this on the Post Office, who right now, have their share of problems…like going bankrupt in a few days. (Or is it hours?)  But, until they can come up with some starvation stamps…you know..kids not drinking milk, or eating pancakes, giving their food to the poor in India, —- the Post office will have to take the hit.

Funny, I couldn’t find out how much it cost to print those stamps anywhere.

And then there’s that lovable but hyperirritable sportscaster Bob Costos.  Once again, Bob got the nudge from Obama to open his mouth to utter this ridiculous hyperbole:

That’s right. Bob claims the name REDSKINS is a slur. so….I found a bunch of “nobodies” on the internet who had this to say about Bob’s hypersensitivity to the color of anybody skin. Red or black.

Dr. Elephant: He is suddenly offended at “redskins”, but call Sarah Palin a “redneck” and he will just giggle.

Nobody: Dr. Elephante—He also just called anyone who was upset by his comments “any negative reaction comes from an extreme fringe.” I’m insulted, how about you?

The Grim Reaper: I consider “president” followed by Obama to be a slur….

TSH7623: Maybe you’re right Bob. Maybe we can achieve utopia by letting enlightened sports commentators and politicians gut all societies of anything that might possibly offend anyone. Why don’t you set a good example for everyone and stop vomiting your rotten-brained political correctness all over people who are trying to enjoy a GAME.

The Real Killer: Maybe Costos should rename himself “Cost Us” …in honor of his man-crush, Boy Baraka…and push for naming the team the same way….the Thinskins.

Victory Man: “Announcers”….I call them the “Medical mouthpieces”…..”So tell me coach, I know wide receiver Ralph Smith broke his leg on the last play before halftime, but, do you think he’ll be back in action for the second half”….”There’s a break in the action, so I must report that the band aid on the quarterback’s elbow has been replaced with a fresh one…back to you in the booth.”

Lazypadawoon: Maybe instead of changing the name, why not just replace the Indian with a potato? (rim shot)

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

Is it the Post Office? After all, this is not the first time they have thrown out stuff: Dolly Parton’s free library books are a favorite trash bin Post Office item all across the country. And don’t go caroling near one any time soon, Christmas carolers are NOT allowed—-unless of course you are there to buy the Muslim Holiday celebration stamps, ordered by Obama. stamp, muslim

Or is it Bob Costas? Bob’s parroting of Obama’s every racially offensive whim insults my own parakeet, who frankly, has more common sense.

No…I’m afraid the prize goes to the Obamas.  Congratulations Obamas…you win AGAIN!

Yes— Mr. and Mrs. Obama—-Who like the wasteful spenders that they are, love to dictate our lives down to our Muslim stamps, what our kids can do at playtime, and how skin color is the most important factor in deciding our sports names.

Really. I wish I had a team to honor MY white skin.

As for Obama— for a President to even bring up this petty subject, while by his own admission, the whole world is going to be destroyed within hours—-is a serious dereliction of duty.

It borders on impeachment.

Clearly. The Obama stamps will be here before he leaves office.

Which, is good news. Do you really think Obama would let the Post Office close before he got his own face put on a Forever Stamp?

Not gonna happen.

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October 14, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, Obama, Race, Sports, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Wal-Mart— the New Nanny

Nobody Flashes

(A quick note: I will be changing the look of the blog every Sunday. If you see a format you like, please put in your opinions in the comments area. I do not own any Apple products, so I have no idea if a bigger format or a smaller format is appealing. Thanks!)

In case you haven’t checked out the internet today, this video is going viral.  The government’s somehow shutdown the EBT debit card freebies in many states, and thanks to FACEBOOK, Wal-Mart said they would still honor them.

What did the mostly ‘black’ population do? They ran as fast as they could to Wal-Mart, put as much into their carts as they could, and ran out. When the system came back up, and their limits were shown, they all just abandoned their carts. In other words…they were going to steal as much as they could.

Now, here is a ‘white’ man, stealing barricades and taking them over to the White House to dump. He didn’t actually ‘steal’ this barricade, as he helped pay for it. What he is demanding is his right to the National monuments which belong to the people. vet barracade

You heard reaction to the ‘radical’ right-wing veterans, on all the liberal media stations. But when black people steal, then, they are seen as poor victims.

They have been making a big deal about the huge gap between the rich and the poor. But nobody talks about the big gap in simple human decency between the whites and the blacks.

And it’s time we start talking about it. After all, the criminal actions of the black communities affects us all. We ALL live in the same country.

October 14, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, Black History, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments