Obamacare Website VS Chinese Surgery

Nobody’s Perfect

Every single week I have been ignoring the obviously biggest failure of any American administration since they killed all those Indians at Wounded Knee and gave all the officers metals just to cover it up….I’m talking about Obamacare and the website.

Okay. Vietnam was more recent. You see why I have trouble putting our government every week in the Nobody’s Perfect category? It’s because—

 WE ARE RULED BY GREEDY IDIOTS!

There is no blog big enough to cover them all!

Whew. Glad I got that out of my system, and yes, I am drugged right now because I had a dentist DRILL a big hole in my gum today and push a nail down into it, only to exclaim “I dropped it!” (the nail—) and then he (my dentist) started hitting me on the back, and they were saying things like “Did it go down your windpipe or did you swallow it?” And….I will write about my harrowing experiment later this week. Because obviously even dentists make mistakes…and so, back to the blog:

Yes—anyone with any sense, like Mr. MacAfee, who knows what he is talking about, should never, ever, ever…go on that website. Worse case scenario—Black helicopters will ascend on your house, attack dogs will jump on you as you try to escape to your car, and you will lose everything you ever loved…even your collection of silver dollars your poor grandmother collected during the last depression.

Best Case scenario: The hacker who gets your information will leave you at least $100 dollars to live on after he cleans out your bank account. This “safe”  website collects personal data such as names, birth dates, social security numbers, email addresses and other information that criminals could use for a variety of scams.

Congress actually worked one day last year, and asked some of our top experts what they thought:

In a rapid “yes” or “no” question and answer session during a Republican sponsored hearing by the House of Representatives Science, Space, and Technology Committee, Republican Representative Chris Collins of New York asked four experts about the security of the site:

“Do any of you think today that the site is secure?”

The answer, from the two academics and two private sector technical researchers, was a unanimous “no.”

“Would you recommend today that this site be shut down until it is?”  Asked Collins.

Three said yes, one said he would need more information.

The experts said the site needed to be completely rebuilt to run more efficiently, making it easier to protect. They said HealthCare.gov runs on 500 million lines of code, or 25 times the size of Facebook, one of the world’s busiest sites.

“When your code base is that large it’s going to be indefensible,” Morgan Wright, CEO of a firm known as Crowd Sourced Investigations, said in an interview after testifying at the hearing.

And since this website is such a disaster, Obama and Jay Carney, are saying that it’s getting better! One more person signed up today by accident. Some lady thought she was filling out an application for a real job at the White House, answering the phone.

Today, we see reported on Drudge that Obama is getting down to business. He’s ask for help from the guru’s of Silicon Valley. Oh, NOW he wants help. (Wouldn’t you love to see that meeting on C-Span?)

And how much did this big mistake cost the American Taxpayer? Any guesses?

On another note this week, some Chinese doctors, made a hasty decision when some poor guy accidently cut off his hand.

Xiao Wei—an industrial worker in Changde, China—suffered a dramatic accident in which his hand was severed. It took seven hours to get him to the hospital along with his hand, recovered by his co-workers. Doctors thought it would be impossible to reattach the hand at the time, so they did what they thought it was the best option: attach it to the ankle so it could survive.

Actually, the picture looks about the same as Obama trying to come in and SAVE a system that, according to McAfee, should be taken out of cyberspace and thrown into outerspace, unattached to any computer.  Obamacare looks to be as much an abomination as some guy walking around with a hand on his foot.  And dare I mention the fact that this could very well happen to you if you sign up on that website. Who knows what kind of hired Obamacare temps will be working on your severed head?

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?

Obamacare. (No congratulations will be forth coming from me.)

Guess what?  After spending an entire month with his hand living attached to his ankle while his injured healed, the Chinese doctors successfully re-attached the hand to his arm, and ….it works!

Obamacare should be so lucky. Obamacare doesn’t work, is still bleeding the life out of millions…and it’s only just begun.

Like I said: there are just not enough blogs in the universe to cover this.

December 16, 2013 Posted by Joyanna Adams | Obamacare, Uncategorized | Obamacare | 1 Comment