Gay Man, FIRED By Michelle Obama
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Yes, a gay man was fired from his job as Chef at the White House. Notice how I picked out the headline? It’s a falsehood. It was reported that the gay chef quit. If a republican President had accepted the resignation of a gay chef for whatever reason, THAT would be the headline, “GAY MAN FIRED BY GEORGE W. BUSH” insinuating that the President did not like gays. 
But, in reality, he wasn’t fired, he just quit:
“Yosses is leaving the White House in June to work on a new project focusing on “food literacy” and The New York Times says Michelle is “partly to blame.” The openly gay chef was hired by Laura Bush in 2007 to make his trademark cookie plates and sugar sculptures. Mrs. Obama took over in 2009 and ordered Yosses to make healthier plates in smaller portions.”
(Hired by Laura Bush? You mean a conservative first lady hired a…gay? I thought all conservatives were anti-gay? )
“Yosses began replacing butter with fruit puree and sugar with honey and agave. But Yosses was never fully committed to the new policy.
“I don’t want to demonize cream, butter, sugar and eggs,” Yosses said, noting that his departure from the White House is a “bittersweet decision.”
Fancy that: Michelle Obama wanted the chef to stop making sweet things that have been made for centuries. Probably because, she was getting fat on them.
You can ‘say’ the chef quit, but in reality, Michelle forced him out. And this nobody, is proud of Yosses for sticking up for butter, eggs, and sugar. Comrade Michelle will have to find another chef to bully…or has she already?
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At least the Obamas didn’t sic the FBI on the outgoingcook like Hillary did on her travel staff. Side note: This article has made me hungry for Hollandaise sauce on my eggs tomorrow morning.
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French Toast…with LOTS of powdered sugar…..mmmmm
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