Nobody’s Email: People Come to the Rescue…
Nobody Gets Email
As promised, some good news to counterbalance the past week. You would think, with the rotten rulers we have to watch everyday, humanity left the planet..
NO! Here’s some great nobodies saving lives…I’m sure glad they got that baby elephant out of that hole!
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
If Anyone Can Make You Terminally Ill, It’s Harry Reid.
Nobody Cares
Harry Reid, on the floor of the Senate WARNED the American people about liars—-you know, all the people dying of cancer who just lost their insurance, and are upset that they are going to die. Harry is mad that those people have the nerve to speak up.
Also, Harry had to throw in some dirt on those unpatriotic guys known as the Koch brothers who are buying America.
It’s not just the GOP anymore, nowadays the American enemies are it’s people, and if they happen to have money…oh…god forbid.
Well gee…maybe the Koch brothers are trying to buy American BACK from George Soros, Planned Parenthood, the Ford Foundation, the teachers unions, the AFL-CIO, G.E., the mob, Hollywood, China, Saudi Arabia, the Muslim Brotherhood…let’s see…did I miss any Obama donators? Yep. Sorry. You and I both have things to do…like wave American flags.
Harry doesn’t have to lie about HIS health care though…his employer pays for it.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D.-Nev.), whose salary is $193,400 a year, said he has purchased a health care plan through the D.C. Obamacare exchange and that he is accepting the federal subsidy that can run up up to $11,378 per year for a member of Congress to purchase a plan on that exchange.
“I’m just like 150 million other people in America,” Reid said. “My employer helps me pay for my health care.”
So, if Harry gets his wish and we go to a one-party system, and we get our healthcare from the government, does that mean that our government will then be our employer? And if we make $193,00 will we get subsidies just like Harry?
Nobody Cares about my opinion on the matter of the mobster Harry Reid, but in my opinion, the closest that Harry will ever get to a brainstorm is a light drizzle. I say we all write the Koch brothers and ask them where we can send our donations in order to get rid of Harry Reid.
I’m sure some people in Las Vegas have some great ideas on the subject.
Nobody Remembers the Cuban Missile Crisis
Nobody Remembers
Russia. We are told she is no longer a threat to us. She is no longer a super power we are told, and yet, Putin is bringing back the cold war, and he did it this week by putting a ‘spy’ ship in Cuba. And so those of us who DO remember this famous speech, also remember that on 9/11 a few dozen men brought the great United States to its knees…proving that Russia doesn’t HAVE to be a superpower…all Russia needs to do is get one EMP over the middle of the United States and we are toast.
Just one. Not a hard thing for many, and certainly not Russia.
When I listen to Kennedy, I can’t help but compare Kennedy with Obama…and realize the vast difference in intelligence. Kennedy at least acted like an American President. Obama acts like a political version of Will Smith. Not only has Obama put America back to the sixties in terms of racial relations, he has put America once again on a path where we will start living in fear because he sells weapons to our enemies, and attacks what few allies we have left.
Putin has finished his successful Olympics (Where Russians were top gold winners) and now he sends 150,000 troops to take back the Ukraine. Who’s going to stop him? Mr. Swift Boat John Kerry?
Last night I heard a general say on the radio that we will be down to just 100,000 troops that will be capable of firing bullets.
So, on that note, listen again to President John F. Kennedy, if not his finest hour, at least, unlike Obama, he made a bold attempt to control the situation…and it worked. If Obama had been President, I’m sure Youtube would not have been invented.
Nobody’s Fool: Jonathan Turley
Nobody’s Fool
This week, we have a more than welcomed surprise…a Constitutional expert who warned Congress about the danger our Constitution is in, and how the President holds too much power. Jonathan Turley agrees with many things that Obama wants to do, but now how he is going about doing it.
“The fact that I happen to think the president is right on many of these policies does not alter the fact that I believe the means he is doing [it] is wrong, and that this can be a dangerous change in our system,” he said. “And our system is changing in a very fundamental way. And it’s changing without a whimper of regret or opposition.”
This coming from a professor out of Georgetown, University? Amazing in itself.
So, Congratulations Mr. Turley! You win the Nobody’s Fool award for the week.
Now, was Congress listening?
What We Need Now Is Sheer LUCK
Nobody Wonders
Do you get up every morning, turn on the news, and wonder how the HECK is America going to survive “President” Obama, Hillary Clinton, Rino Republicans, and really bad reality shows?
Have heart my young nobodies! (Okay, older nobodies too.) Sometimes in life, you can get LUCKY!
And luck is what we need now….so watch and learn…luck DOES exist. There is hope! Nobody (does) Wonders, though, just when we are going to get ours…..
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
Nobody Knows: Gays, Immigrants, Holder, Pizza…
Nobody Knows
Nobody Knows if Obama and John Boehner solved how to pass amnesty this morning at the White House, but what Alex Sink, a democrat running to represent Florida, showed in her almost blatantly funny statement, is that most democrats are just worried about WHO is going to landscape their mansions. It’s a concern.
“We need to bring these people out of the shadows so that they’re paying into social security, paying into Medicare, they’re paying federal income taxes,” she said. “So they’re not security issues, but they have to earn their way, but we need immigration reform.”
Nobody Knows, but nobody can guess that if the immigrants stopped coming, Americans would be doing those jobs…and wages would, just by free market demand, have to go up. And that’s what the big companies don’t want now do they?
Nobody Knows, but– we are finding out, Obamacare demands that all calories of food must now be listed by restaurants. So, is Obama going to excuse all the pizza delivery places from spending the money and listing the calories on their pizza boxes until AFTER the 2014 elections to save his butt? No doubt, he will. And nobody knows if listing calories is going to keep anybody from getting extra cheese.
Nobody Knows that the Supreme Court has ruled that the police can gather DNA from anyone whenever they want. And nobody is pretty certain they already have most everyone’s. Anyone born in America has their blood taken right after birth, illegal or not.
Nobody Knows why Chuck Hagel, our Secretary of Defense, is taking our military back to pre-WWII levels when he says we are in more danger now than we have ever been.
Oh, that makes sense.
Hagel stressed that such changes entail risk. He said—
“We are entering an era where American dominance on the seas, in the skies and in space can no longer be taken for granted.”
So therefore, we can’t win, so we should just retreat. Nobody Knows why the democrats hate the military, but they do. Bill Clinton did such a fine job of downsizing our military it took George W. Bush almost 9 months to build it back up enough to attack Iraq. Going to the U.N. was just a stall. (That’s my opinion)
And while the veterans get small pay raises, Congress and their government lackeys ALWAYS get a raise.
Nobody Knows where Hagel is going to ‘store’ all our unused military hardware, sell it to China?
Nobody Knows just when Russell Crowe is going to find out…he’s not really Noah.
Nobody Knows that I actually heard reported today on the radio that “hate groups’ have gone down in the last year. ‘Hate groups” being those white conservative radicals who were all in a hussy about Obama trying to take their guns away. Right. You cannot not hate anyone who tries to deprive you of your rights.
Nobody Knows when anyone who hates anything, will be arrested. (First they came for the Jews…and I said nothing….)
Nobody Knows how Eric Holder can tell the state attorney generals to just ignore the laws in their state and go ahead and sanction gay marriage and rights, and then have the audacity to say our founders had gays in mind when they wrote our founding documents.
Nobody Knows how John McCain got to be a Senator from Arizona. Somebody enlightened me.
Nobody Knows why some people are night people and some people are day people, a subject that I can’t seem to find an answer to. SCN?
And Nobody Knows why the heck we are talking about “gay rights” all day long and into the sunset when America has MUCH bigger problems…like a Marxist President who is completely gone off the rails and plans to destroy the country beyond all recognition. Tell me, what’s more important than that?
Nobody knows how Congress became so corrupted that nobody will impeach him.
And Nobody knows that unlike Jane Fonda, I noticed butterflies, polar bears, kittens, pregnant women, baby elephants and all the beauty all around this planet when I was about…four.
Jane Fonda—Aches
Nobody Reports
Michelle Obama’s hero, Jane Fonda, has just announced that she realizes that because she is getting old, she appreciates things more now:
She said: ‘With age, I am able to appreciate the beauty in small things more than when I was younger perhaps because I pay attention more.
‘I feel myself becoming part of everything. I seem to be super sensitive to people’s joy and pain. I ache for unwanted children in the world, for polars bears, and elephants, and Monarch butterflies, and dolphins, gorillas and chimpanzees.’
Too bad she couldn’t appreciate (or wasn’t paying attention) to what an insult it was to all Americans to see her sitting on our enemies cannon when she was younger. Someone should ask her if she can cry about it now?
She aches…for everything.
Hey, I ache for a decent President, what’s that mean?
I must not be old enough yet, because the beauty in Jane Fonda has just not hit me. I can’t find it.
I might have to make it to 159 to appreciate her….
Nobody’s Perfect: Alec Baldwin
Nobody’s Perfect
Alec Baldwin is having a hussy fit meltdown this week. He has threatened to leave New York because he just can’t understand why the liberals are out to get him, Just because he called somebody a faggot. After all, he called his own daughter a pig, and nobody thought a thing of it.
The feminists were okay with ‘pig’..but faggot? They have Obama and Michelle at their backs now.
So what does an Obama loving man do? His liberal New York friends are out to get him, so he wrote a letter in Vulture titled “Goodbye Public Life”
(LAUGH HERE.) Yeah, it’s a great read.
Alec swears he loves gays, and never said the word faggot. in fact, he just doesn’t get it. Then he talked about how he got Shia LeBeouf fired from a job because the kid…wanted Alex to actually MEMORIZE his lines!
Horror!
” To prove he had put in the time. (What else do you do in jail?) I, however, do not learn my lines in advance. So he began to sulk because he felt we were slowing him down. You could tell right away he loves to argue. And one day he attacked me in front of everyone. He said, “You’re slowing me down, and you don’t know your lines. And if you don’t say your lines, I’m just going to keep saying my lines.”
So Alec got him fired, but nevertheless said this:
” I wasn’t out to get anybody or make anybody look bad, because I know what that’s like.”
Alec is just so upset, because all his liberal friends were so…WRONG about him, they fired him from an interview show he had in the making. He wanted to pick his guests:
“The first name they came up with was Rob Lowe. They said, Rob Lowe’s going to be in the building. Do you want to interview Rob? I said, “Not particularly.”
And then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, MSNBC said, “You’re fired.”
Yes, he was fired because Rachel Maddow was out to get him for being anti-gay, which he is not. Really! He just likes to use the words faggot and motherfucker and faggot, and whore, and…
Poor Alex…to be fired from MSNBC is like being condemned to worst than liberal purgatory, it’s hell. Can we feel his pain folks? (Ah…here Mr. Baldwin…have a drink on us.)
And then, things got worse: When some reporter criticized his wife for texting during a funeral, Alex called him…well…here’s his own words.
“In my rage, however, I called him a “toxic little queen,” and, thus, Anderson Cooper, the self-appointed Jack Valenti of gay media culture, suggested I should be “vilified,” in his words. I didn’t feel bad about the incident. He lied about my wife.”
Alec was mad…so see? He just doesn’t get it. He has lost his free speech rights, and just has no clue.
Alec is feeling the wrath of Obama’s gay community and just can’t seem to comprehend that free speech in America, is no longer allowed. If he grew up with 4 brothers who constantly called each other faggots in good humor, well, those days are gone.
Sorry Alec, blame your liberal friends.
But does he blame the dictatorial idiot liberals? NO! He blames…get ready for it: Middle America.
“The heart, the arteries of the country are now clogged with hate. The fuel of American political life is hatred. Who would ever dream that Obama would deserve to be treated the way he has been? The birth-certificate bullshit, which is just Obama’s version of Swiftboating.
But this is Roger Ailes. And Fox. And Breitbart. And this is all about hate. It’s Hate Incorporated. But the liberals have taken the bait and run in the same direction—and it’s just as corrosive. MSNBC, in its own way, is as full of shit, as redundant and as superfluous, as Fox.”
Yes, it’s the conservatives fault for bringing hatred to America. And so, he plans to run for office, if the gays will just let him, but until then, he is thinking of moving to L.A, probably because he can’t find work in New York.
Alec says:
” L.A. is a place where you live behind a gate, you get in a car, your interaction with the public is minimal.”
Sounds good to us Alex…Middle Americans are desperately hoping you get your wishes for minimal public interaction, because we’re still mad that you called your daughter a pig.
Only a real pig would do such a thing.
So Congratulations Mr. Baldwin! You win the Nobody’s Perfect Award for….as long as you continue to live.
And just for a piece of advice: You know, there ARE gays in California too. Lot of Queens…a few faggots…a lot of pigs…prostitutes….(do you like the word spic?) …..
Obama Learned Lessons From Street Gangs
Nobody’s Flashes
—How long it takes to cancel Obamacare if you happen to enroll, and want out—about the same time it would take to go to the moon and come back.
Obamacare is the ESSENSE of Inequality
Nobody’s Opinion:
Last week we found out that over 40 billionaires got subsidies from the new farm bill. That will make a lot of rich billionaires, richer…did Obama say anything?
And today, we find out that all the governors from both parties think that, well, hey, we don’t like Obamacare but repealing it would be ‘complicated.” The ever obnoxious ‘President” Obama has been touring the country, with his new message to the American people.
With quotes like:
So let me repeat: The combined trends of increased inequality and decreasing mobility pose a fundamental threat to the American Dream, our way of life, and what we stand for around the globe. And it is not simply a moral claim that I’m making here. There are practical consequences to rising inequality and reduced mobility. For one thing, these trends are bad for our economy. One study finds that growth is more fragile and recessions are more frequent in countries with greater inequality.
Mmmmmm….
So—why then did Obama push Obamacare down our throats if he believes so fervently that inequality is a fundamental threat to the American Dream? Because, any way you look at it, Obamacare is a another gift to the rich, and a slam to the poor. It is the poster boy bill of unequal rights.
Obamacare is at its very core: the essence of inequity. Only the rich and well connected, (Comrades!) will get into the good hospitals and doctors that, once upon an American Dream, all of us could visit and afford:
From Healthcare:
As if the millions of Americans set to lose their existing health insurance coverage as a result of Obamacare was not bad enough, a recent survey by Watchdog.org has found that many top hospitals across the nation will no longer be accessible to the average person with a new “eligible” plan. In fact, many major hospitals are being excluded from Obamacare coverage altogether, which means that millions of previously covered individuals will have to settle for subpar care at other “in-network” facilities.
However, politicians, government workers, union members and other “insiders” excluded from Obamacare will presumably still have access to these hospitals, which means that they will receive the highest quality care while everyone else suffers on the lower tier. This, of course, was most likely the plan all along with Obamacare — the elite will continue to have access to high-quality healthcare, while everyone else is forced to accept poor-quality, rationed “care.” will be required to go to other facilities, even if their previous insurance plans were accepted by these same hospitals.
In my own life, my family had insurance that I could use at the best hospitals in St. Louis. And many people do not know, that there are good hospitals, and the not so good. There are hospitals that will kill you if you don’t pay attention. There are hospitals that specialize, as in cancer, strokes, heart surgery…they are all different.
I found this out in my own family. When I was a caretaker to my parents, they were always admitted to the hospital that was closest to the house. Why? Because when you have a sick relative, and you have to work, sometimes it’s the difference between a two hour drive out of your night, to a ten minute one. You don’t want to be in the car for an hour and get to spend only five minutes with a sick loved one.
But, after what I witnessed at my local hospital—the mistakes, the complete lack of care, not to mention—it seemed most nurses just wanted every patient to die as quickly as possible to rid them of one less patient to wait on— I decided that for my own care if I should need care, I would go the best hospital my insurance would allow, which was a good 20 minutes drive. I would know, that if I had a major illness, like cancer, I would have a good chance of survival.
So I picked a hospital called St. John’s Mercy, (yes, it’s Catholic) and I had my gall bladder operation there, and the difference between that hospital, and the one close to my house was unbelievable. I felt like I was in Disneyland. The doctor that treated me told me himself that he would NEVER advise anyone to go to that “other” hospital—it was the worst.
Just last week, I got a letter from that doctor saying he no longer took our insurance.
So, now, I have to take my chances with Stephen King.
Thanks Obama.
We should remember that the ONLY man who stood up for the inequality of Obamacare, where the rich and elite would get the greatest care availably, and the rest of America left to die…was Ted Cruz and a few of his friends.
Our Congress, to this day, remains mostly silent about repealing it. So that means, that every man and woman who does not come out against repealing it, but just fixing it, should not get your vote.
I don’t care what party you are from.
And if you are a democrat you might want to think about the horror and inequality that Obamcare is going to create, because when you get cancer guess what? Do you know Obama? Then nice knowing ya!
Obamacare not only is going to create the biggest inequality ever witnessed in America, it’s going to kill a lot of people who otherwise would have gotten healthcare.
And if genocide isn’t a high crime and misdemeanor I don’t know what is.
So, Ted Cruz, please run for President. I don’t think we could trust any other politician to repeal it.
Ob-be-wan, you might be our only hope.
The Real American Olympian Gold
Nobody Flashes on a Sunday Morning
Tally is in: Russia wins the Olympic metals count. Who is EVEN surprised? All the Russian athletics had to do to get inspired was turn on the TV and watch the killings in the Ukraine.
But when it comes to real gold metals, I think our athletics beat the Russians in the gold metal of good deeds, which in my Nobody Book, is a much higher score.
Our Olympians are bringing homes to abandoned dogs and saving lives: and what a GREAT way to represent your country…god bless them all.
Do NOT Let Obama See This…
Nobody Gets Email
Clearly, the Dutch army is not expecting a war any time soon.
(Thanks to JR)
Will the Wall Street Bankers Escape the Hawk?
Nobody Cares
It’s being reported that 20 very young bank executives all over the world, have committed suicide. One guy “jumped’ off the 33rd floor (raising eyebrows about the 33 masons) another put six nails into his brain with a nail gun.
(Let’s call the Netherlands)
Bloomberg is reporting this morning that former Federal Reserve economist Mike Dueker was found dead in an apparent suicide near Tacoma, Washington. Normally HousingWire wouldn’t cover deaths in the industry, but what’s strange is that Dueker is the third prominent banker found dead since Sunday.
On Sunday, William Broeksmit, 58, former senior manager for Deutsche Bank, was found hanging in his home, also an apparent suicide.
On Tuesday, Gabriel Magee, 39, vice president at JPMorgan Chase & Co’s (JPM) London headquarters, apparently jumped to his death from a building in the Canary Wharf area.
Evidently most of these guys were happy campers, making a nice living…so at least it’s nice to know that they are not Michelle Obama’s list as “knuckleheads.” because no doubt they all had signed up for Obamacare.
I guess this would be funny, if we didn’t know that China has not bought any of our bonds for two years, our dollar is coming out of thin air, and the whole world is dropping the petrol dollar. Not to mention—everybody who knows something is telling you to hide your gold in your back yard.
And on that happy note, I’ll leave you with a happy video to wonder…what it all means.
Will the nobody squirrel escape? Hint: He did not work for JP Morgan.