Joyanna Adams

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Let the Games Begin….

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I’m watching the opening of the 2018 winter Olympics in South Korea and I must say, the South Koreans singing the global citizen mantra Imagine, by John Lennon in English, is almost surreal.

The people dream of peace, and their leader is VERY afraid of Kim Jung Un.

Doves, and candles, will soon turn into missiles pointed at the United States, and YET…its the U.S. that gets blamed for holding South Korea hostage.

How many years have WE been there? How many lives were lost in the North Korean War?

A war we never declared. A country we have protected from the communists for decades.

And what thanks do we get?

All the while, Kim Jung Uno One has played the South Koreans well, seeking partners against the United States. Daring the United States to attack while such good and peaceful reunification is going on.

The hope for ‘global’ citizenship reins high in Asia.

Thank God Trump got money for our military.

In the meantime…it never gets old-looking at all the young and hopeful faces, who care nothing for politics.


February 9, 2018 Posted by | olympics | , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Ryan Lochte VS Sam Kendrick

Nobody’s Perfect:

 “I would send him to go shower when he was messing around. He spent more time in the showers than he did in the pool.”

                                                                                                          …Ryan Lochte’s father.

Not much has changed with Ryan has it?

Our “scandal of the week to get Hillary off the front pages” was the scandal of Ryan Lochte’s, the American Olympic gold medal winner— famously pissing off the Brazilians.

The story went…on their last night in Rio, the gold medal American men’s swim team decided to make a Rio night on the town, and what a night it must have been. Sometime EARLY the next morning, they were all drunk and had to go to the bathroom at some gas station.

Then Ryan Lochte made this comment:Ryan two

They are saying that the boys, while drunk, damaged the bathroom and were trying to leave and some cops just HAPPENED to be right there, and brought out their guns and DID point the guns at them, but it was because…they weren’t ABOUT to let some snot-nosed Americans get away with peeing on the floor…something that is very common here in most bars. (I know, I’ve SEEN the men’s restrooms in bars—-No WONDER they prefer the nearest tree.)

Ryan didn’t notice the fact that there were camera’s filming…and the world found out that it didn’t go down like Ryan said. Somehow, the cops got MONEY from the boys…having not have to go through a court system like they do here. (Even though I’m sure this happens in America too.)Ryan four

There is no indication in the videos released to date or in the statements that the other three swimmers did anything beyond urinate behind the building. Pretty boy Lochte was probably looking for the showers.

The reported… “They broke mirrors.” was a lie too. Evidently BOTH cops and swimmers were stretching the truth, being as it’s so easy to do these days…as we see politicians doing it daily..and so, Ryan Lochke apologized and will go into rehab, and come out and win the gold in Tokyo, because his main rival Phelps will NOT BE THERE..and hey, if the country can forgive Phelps, why not him?

At least that’s what Ryan is hoping.

In the NBC interview that aired Saturday, Lochte said, “It’s how you want to make it look like. Whether you call it a robbery, whether you call it extortion or us just paying for the damages. Like, we don’t know. All we know is there was a gun pointed in our direction and we were demanded to give money.’’

Lochte initially claimed that he was robbed of $400 and has yet to say if that was another embellishment.

And so, all those great triumphs of our American athletes got sullied due to a bunch of guys who are old enough to know better than to get shit-faced drunk in another country right after winning.


Which brings me to THIS young man:

You could say that Nobody’s Perfect, but compare Ryan Lochte with Sam Kendricks, who won a bronze medal for pole vaulting in Rio:

He was getting ready to jump and he heard our National Anthem.

Sam Kendricks is a U.S. Army Reserve 2nd lieutenant.

“They say back home, and jokingly in track circles, that if you win a medal, it will change your life. I think your life is changed on the way to that medal, honestly. With all the journeys and sacrifices that you make, all the training that you do, and the people you leave at home to watch. That is what is really the value of the medal. I’m glad I have something tangible to bring home and show for it. I know that everybody in Oxford will love to see it. But the journey, like my coach says, is the goal. Not necessarily the medals. And it’s very fun to come and compete, but not necessarily the end of all things.”

Yes, compare the two men.

Sam Kendricks will be remembered as a true American champion, and he is already eons ahead of Ryan in common sense.

Ryan Lochke will be remembered as just another spoiled brat American ‘boy” (He’s all of 32 and should be a man by now.)  who died his hair white, and was lucky enough to swim with the great Michael Phelps. Something tells me the word “champion” will not be spoken about him for quite some time.

(Poor dad.) Ryan three


August 22, 2016 Posted by | olympics, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Flashes Olympic History

Nobody Gets Email

Here’s a video I received from Kim Komando…

If you have been watching the Olympics (a much-needed relief from the state propaganda) (( although there IS still state propaganda in the Olympics))

You will find this fascinating.

I especially liked the cheating history of NERO, I can just see Obama doing the same thing.



August 13, 2016 Posted by | History | , | Leave a comment

The Real American Olympian Gold

Nobody Flashes on a Sunday Morning

Tally is in: Russia wins the Olympic metals count. Who is EVEN surprised? All the Russian athletics had to do to get inspired was turn on the TV and watch the killings in the Ukraine.

But when it comes to real gold metals, I think our athletics beat the Russians in the gold metal of good deeds, which in my Nobody Book, is a much higher score.

Our Olympians are bringing homes to abandoned dogs and saving lives: and what a GREAT way to represent your country…god bless them all.

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February 23, 2014 Posted by | American Culture | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: ‘President’ Obama VS ‘President’ Putin

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This week we have a contest between ‘President Obama’ and ‘President’ Putin. Whose better at censorship?Putin's mistake

Putin REALLY wanted his Russian Olympics to show the world the music and the history of Russia and he spared no expense. It’s the most expensive Olympics ever held. So, when one of the rings in the Olympic symbol didn’t show up at the opening ceremonies, and the giant structure could not be illuminated by fireworks as planned…no problem. While the rest of the world saw the snowflake that didn’t blossom into a ring, Russia saw what Putin wanted them to see on THEIR T.V’s.

The ‘mistake never happened.”Putin at Olympics

Obama, on the other hand, while claiming to have the most transparent administration in history, has kept secret just about everything he does. Obamacare was done behind closed doors, the new Asia treaty is being done secretly without Congress, and today, he told French President …..

“I can do anything I want.”

Including, giving ‘stoned’ interviews, and censoring the news…just like Putin:Obama at Olympics

From Nourishing Obscurity (thanks to amfortas for the info)

This past Sunday evening former NSA contractor Edward Snowden sat down for an interview with German television network ARD.

The interview has been intentionally blocked from the US public, with virtually no major broadcast news outlets covering this story. In addition, the video has been taken down almost immediately every time it’s posted on YouTube.

In contrast, this was treated as a major political event in both print and broadcast media, in Germany, and across much of the world. In the interview, Mr. Snowden lays out a succinct case as to how these domestic surveillance programs undermine and erode human rights and democratic freedom.Edward Snowden

He states that his “breaking point” was “seeing Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, directly lie under oath to Congress” denying the existence of a domestic spying programs while under questioning in March of last year.

So which President wins the contest at being the biggest dictator when it comes to censorship this week?

Obama! It’s one thing to make an artistic decision, it’s quite another to bar the American people from being able to listen to one of the most important interviews held about the NSA.

And for that, Obama wins the gold.

And speaking of imperfection….

Does Bob Costas have pink eye? or was it just a case of Botox gone wrong? Let’s ask Joan Rivers, shall we?

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February 10, 2014 Posted by | Censorship, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Lindsey Graham Wants Us to Pull out of the Olympics?

Nobody Knows–

How telling our American Olympics Athletics that by NOT going to the Olympics they will punish Putin for not giving back Snowdom to the United States. Like, Putin is really going to care. If the United States pulls out of the Olympics it only makes us look weaker than we already do.

Putin will laugh and say we were too scared to compete. And yes…Putin is the macho guy on the world stage now and the sad truth is we don’t have a Ronald Reagan to stand up to him. And Reagan would have stood up to him by INCREASING our nuclear arsenal. Lindsey Graham complains about Syria, and Iran, and WHY is that happening?

Because we have Barack Obama for President. It’s why Putin didn’t return Snowdon. He is all about power. Masculine power. And he wants to show off. And yes, he will show off at the Olympics.

CNN) — Russia is in the midst of its biggest war games since Soviet times, with 160,000 troops, 130 planes, 70 ships and thousands of tanks and armored vehicles participating in the country’s Far East, according to media reports.

So, Lindsey is afraid that Putin will show off his ‘strength’ at the Olympic games? What did we see in China?Putin war games

“If you could go back in time, would you have allowed Adolf Hitler to host the Olympics in Germany? To have the propaganda coup of inviting the world into Nazi Germany and putting on a false front?” Graham told NBC.

He said he’s “not saying that Russia is Nazi Germany.”

“But I am saying that the Russian government is empowering some of the most evil, hateful people in the world,” he said.

The Olympics are more about the government elites showing off how much money they can spend to impress everyone else on the planet, rather than the athletics getting together and just competing themselves. It would be better if they just picked two countries, charged a cheap fee, and have it at the same spot every year, because they spent billions of taxpayers money putting on these big shows. Look what happened to Greece. Look what is happening in Brazil, people are protesting the politicians spending so much money:

For the most part, research on mega-events believes they make a negligible (or unidentifiable) impact on long-term economic growth. “If a city is using an expectation of a financial windfall as justification for hosting the Olympics, past experience suggests that the host will be in for a rude awakening,” writes Victor Matheson, an economics professor at the College of the Holy Cross in Massachusetts, in the New York Times.

Likewise, the notion that mega-events lead to wild tourist influxes is largely a fallacy. The number of foreign tourists who visited the United Kingdom last August – the month in which the majority of the Games were held – actually fell by 150,000 people compared with same month the year prior. In Beijing, “the Olympic Games were a toxic event that crushed normal demand, both business and leisure,” said a 2010 report from the European Tour Operators Association.

On the bright side, some would argue that mega-events force governments to tackle much-needed infrastructure projects, like improvements to mass transit – something that Brazil’s protesters clearly want. Construction projects costing billions are tied to Brazil’s World Cup and Olympic vision, but as we’ve seen before, the country has a checkered history in making good on its promises.


All the mothers and fathers who sacrificed dental work, eyeglasses, new cars, new houses, and then spent years of their lives trying to help their kids grow up be champions, I’m sure, will be really pissed off when the U.S. pulls. out.

As I remember, Jesse Owens was a smash hit at Hitler’s games.

If John McCain and Lindsey Graham are pissed off at Putin, don’t take it out on our Olympic Athletics. take it out on the man who Putin thinks is a pushover: Obama.

July 17, 2013 Posted by | Obama, olympics, Russia, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

The IRS Wins the Gold for Greed!

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We Americans  are SO proud of our Olympic Athletics…and we should be. The cost of training for the Olympics is not cheap. After all, we’re not China. Our kids have to pay their way entirely on their own.

And most of them are not rich:  2012 Olympic athlete Cyrus Hostetler (javelin thrower) states on his personal website, “Sometimes the competition that I face is not the competition on the track but rather the competition of finances, and every year it’s a losing battle. When you total up all the cost of coaching, trainers, medical, equipment, and travel expenses my monthly paycheck just doesn’t add up.” He made a total of $2,273 for throwing a javelin in 2011.

This stinks. Here in America, we find out that we can overpay big, fat, government workers who have never lifted anything heavier than a Starbucks latte, to give themselves million dollar bonuses and expensive vacations on OUR dime, and that’s after they’ve ruined the country: and yet, we tax the success of the kids who work hard all their lives just to get the chance to represent America in the Olympics one day. 


Nobody Knew that our Olympic Athletics had to pay taxes on the gold metals they get. Tell me…did Obama have to pay taxes on his Nobel Peace Prize money? Oh…He donated that million dollars to some charity?

Must be nice to be President and have all your expenses paid by the taxpayers, so that you can give money to charities.

The Athletes at the Olympics represent us as surely as any ambassador or President, so why in the world are we punishing their success with a heavy TAX?

Fire some of the GSA idiots and give our Olympic kids government jobs to train to become future Olympians, or teach Olympians .I don’t’ think there would be ONE taxpayer that would complain.

Athletes who win a gold medal also earn a $25,000 honorarium — and with it a $8,986 tax bill to the IRS, according to Americans for Tax Reform, which crunched the numbers. That covers both the honorarium and the tax on the value of the gold in the medal itself.

The silver medal tax comes to $5,385, and the bronze medal tax is $3,502 — including $2 for the value of the bronze medal itself, and the $10,000 honorarium. All told, U.S. athletes have 57 medals — 28 golds, 18 silvers and 19 bronzes — which comes to a tax bill of nearly $350,000

ATR, the group that crunched the numbers, said it’s unlikely any of America’s competition will face the same taxes because the U.S. “is virtually the only developed nation that taxes ‘worldwide’ income earned overseas by its taxpayers.”

Unless of course you are GE..or have a Cayman Island account.

 So…the more you achieve, the more you are punished.
Yep, that sounds like Obama’s America.

Marco Rubio is trying to get this nonsense stopped. Let’s hope he succeeds.

August 1, 2012 Posted by | olympics, taxes | , | 3 Comments

Affirmative Olympic Action

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Last night I turned on the Olympics late, finding out that I had missed the women’s gymnastics. I just caught a young woman in tears.

“Okay…what happened?” I thought. The most I could make out is only two girls could go to the finals, so the girls on the American team were fighting each OTHER for the right to go on to compete for the big enchilada, the big Kahuna, the big endorsements…etc.

Being the conspiracy (Where’s there’s smoke there’s somebody’s raging fire) Nobody that I am, I instantly thought…Okay they had to get rid of our best American gymnast in order to let the Chinese win.

Why do I think this way? Because I’ve seen Affirmative Globalization in action. I get my cynicism from going to too many inventors’ conventions, where I saw one fabulous American invention after another be totally ignored in contests where our American University snobs gave big prizes to Chinese students whose inventions weren’t even shown.

But my curiosity overwhelmed me, so I stayed up till 3 am just to see what had happened, and found out there was an entirely different reason behind it.

Now, I’m not one to know the points of every mistake, BUT…the lovely and lively black girl, Gabby Douglas, on her floor exercise, made one of the biggest bloopers I’ve ever seen. She overshot a tumbling run, and stepped widely out of the lines, took more than a few steps, and the judges…gave her a pretty good score.

Up comes the strongest gymnast, Jordyln Wieber, and she does her floor routine, and steps her heel out after a tumbling run…just a smidgen of an inch. For that, the judges killed her.

So, Gabby, who we heard time and time again from the commentators, could destroy a team when she was having a bad night got to go…and nobody dared question the unfair and ridiculous high score given to a black young and upcoming superstar gymnast who will certainly inspired millions of little black girls in the states. Affirmative action  of the “elites” is alive and well in the Olympics.

Now…watch China win.

Here’s the official report.

Even though the Americans had three of the top four qualifiers, only the top two gymnasts from each team advance. Aly Raisman and Gabby Douglas will compete in the individual all-around final on Thursday. Wieber’s consolation is that she qualified for the floor exercise final. Her personal coach, John Geddert, said in a statement, “She has trained her entire life for this day, and to have it turn out anything less than she deserves is going to be devastating.

Douglas, who remains a favorite in the all-around, said the team would rally around Wieber while seeking the gold medal. But she said it would be “definitely kind of a little awkward.”

She took a moment to think about what she would say to Wieber, knitting her eyebrows as if deep in thought, but even the chatty Douglas could not come up with anything.

“Um, I’m still working on that,” she said.

Bela Karolyi, Martha Karolyi’s husband and the coach of the last United States team to win an Olympic gold medal, said Wieber was cheated out of a spot in the all-around, calling it “a lineup mistake” by the personal coaches.

July 30, 2012 Posted by | Affirmative Action, olympics, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

The Olympics and London’s Big Baby

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I was going to say something last week about the London Olympic opening ceremony, but really…it left me speechless. It looked like Prince Charles threw up his nightly nightmares onto a big stage and we were all pushed inside his head. The man who put all those little global warming “messages” in his big production, sure didn’t think twice about exposing the thousands in the audience to giant smokestacks belching out sulfuric gas, did he now?

But it was Danny Boyle, not the Prince,  who produced and created everything he thought about England into one big overwhelming polemical statement.

So let me get this straight: Britain went from tending goats, to slaves working in the steel mills, to taking care of sick kids, to party, party, party.  

Huh? That’s not what we think about when Americans  think of England. We think of Shakespeare, NOT Mary Poppins. The Magna Carta, NOT Alice in Wonderland. Henry the VIII, WWI, WWII, Oxford, and Education, and…Kings, and Kings, and more Queens, and Lords.

Forget all that…it was all about those dirty, working, unhappy, slave of a people, who only have sick kids, who grow up and do nothing but text their cell phones while they wander around the city lost.

During  the celebration of the great Health Care System,  you learned those were the REAL nurses and doctors out there dancing. Nobody was wondering who was manning the great British health care system while they were all dancing around? If some poor ‘bloke’ cracked his head practicing that night on the balance bar, he would have to wait for the performance to be over to get a doctor to stitch him up.

Good think Mr. Bean was there to save my mind from exploding.

Come on…How come nobody has made the remark that Prince Charles is about as orgasmic about a tree as any fool on the planet? Nobody Thinks he has a bit to play in this somehow. The BIG tree in the middle was right out of his head. You can’t tell me Mr. Boyle didn’t get a few marching suggestions from the Prince.

And so, the Hobbit land of perfect people, started polluting the earth, and women and men were slaves to the industrial revolution, so England lets China do all the dirty work now…and evolved into its most glorious gift to the world…Universal Healthcare ..and pop  music.

And all of England has sick kids, who have nightmares, while their nurses go out and dance, while their teenagers run all over the city trying to pick each other up with cell phones.

Makes me just want to hop a plane and go to— I’m sorry…Hawaii.

When a giant baby appeared at the end of the ‘hospital” scene..the commentator over here said, ” Well, that’s just creepy.”

It looked like a giant Chucky in cobwebs. What? Are the babies too big in England?

The Queen’s part was fun…her dogs were adorable. And she really was lovely. But they made fun of her anyway. Her subjects were mad because she dared to pick at her nails. Really. She jumped out of a plane, give her a break.  

I tend to notice the little things. Okay, I read too much into the little things. Like the shots of Michelle Obama were SO fast, if you blinked you would have missed it. She had some young black man standing next to her.. and oops…who was he?

Mitt Romney, on the other hand and his wife, had a nice long camera shot…as if to say, “Look, here is your next President.” Which makes me wonder…is it already locked in?   

And then, we had Paul. Nobody criticizes Paul McCartney, but really…I couldn’t believe he went into that old show biz thing where you get the boys to sing and then the girls. I know he did it because he was losing his voice,..but he should have done Live and let Die, ..and then rocked out…instead of “Hey Jude” He had a packed house of young people, from a “entertainers” point of view “Hey Jude” was NOT the song toend the night with.

But then again…maybe he had orders not to wake the big baby.

The “flame” really was quite creative and worth the wait.  Nobody could figure out what the heck all those kids were carrying. Beckham was a bit much.  Nobody Wonders what all those volunteers REALLY got for volunteering? You can bet they got something. Probably free food. They were probably all out of work.


I still can’t make neither head nor tales of the whole thing, so I decided you should read an observation from a real Brit who…says she knows:  

But we, in Britain, knew what it added up to, despite its baffling moments: it was Boyle’s impassioned poem of praise to the country he would most like to believe in. One that is tolerant, multicultural, fair and gay friendly and holds the principles of the welfare state stoutly at its heart. One that is simultaneously silly and earnest, mainstream and subversive, “high” and “low” in its culture.

Right…high, and low—I wonder…will they dare take down that tree? And where is that big baby going to sleep tonight? Is there room in the Tower?


July 30, 2012 Posted by | olympics | , , , | 6 Comments

Should Mitt Just Bow to the Queen?

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I woke up this morning to an argument being held on the local radio station:

“No WAY should the US lower the flag to the Queen!” yelled some old guy.

“Well, Mitt insulted the Brits, it’s the least we can do.” said some lady.

This conversation came after yesterday’s big news: Mitt Romney wasn’t sure if the British were prepared for the Olympics, and he said so.

And the Prime Minister’s ego couldn’t take it:

We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world. Of course it’s easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere.”

So…Cameron evidently thinks that Salt Lake City has only a few scorpions and a few red- neck rodeo ranchers on the map, sipping whiskey.

Oh my. Oh dear. An American insulted the Kingdom of the Queen. Even though, Mitt probably read about the problems they were having, (which were many)  in the daily London papers for a whole MONTH–you do not, critized the country who considers you at best…an ugly red-headed, pig infested, step-child. The Brits have made handbags with “The BIG FAT AMERICANS” on them, long before Mitt made that honest assessment, but really…now Americans are hated again.

And now…someone suggested we lower our flag to the Queen.

WHY? You start this ‘habit’ and down the path we go to having to lower our flags to every single nation on the planet. Imagine, lowering the flag to honor Ahmadinejad? And if the Olympics are held in Israel some day, can you see an Arab nation lowering their flag to honor the Jews? It’s a political firestorm just waiting for a match.

Really. Let the Brits honor the Queen…leave the rest of the world to compete in good faith. No flag should be lowered to any monarch or ruler in any country.

The big fuss that the Brits made about Mitt Romney just being honest about what they were ALL talking about, really shows how very fragile the big ego’s of the elites like Cameron, and the Mayor of London are.

They are acting…like fussy old women.


Here is a comment from some ninny:

Most teams briefly lower colors as they pass host nation’s leaders at opening ceremony. But despite what some see as blatant nationalism, the U.S. does not, and the century-old saga is a curious one.

Russia doesn’t either. At the games in China, almost no one did. But that doesn’t mean we can’t attack America, ONE MORE TIME.

England —Nobody Thinks you protest too much. Now…BRING OUT YOUR SHEEP, your lovely Queen, and try to uphold that stiff upper lip.

Politicians, must remember…Some men have actually worked for a living, and being a politician, with all the endless lying and sycophantic smiling that comes with it, is a hard lesson to learn.

Give the man some time.

If our Olympic flag bearer lowers that flag to the Queen…I pity him when he gets home….because if and when the Brits come back here…we will make SURE they lower their flag to us.

Men. They are acting like women. It’s getting silly.

(Take it away, amfortas!)

July 27, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, Elites, olympics, politics, Uncategorized | , , , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Remembers Nadia Comaneci

Nobody Remembers

For those of you who weren’t born yet, you miss one of the biggest moments in Olympic history in 1976 : The Perfect 10’s of Romanian Nadia Comaneci. There were 7 of them. I STILL remember the emotion I felt when she got the perfect 10…first one in Olympic history. It was as if the whole world of women in sports had finally come into some kind of validation.

To just realize you were witnessing a moment of all time…for this small girl with the big brown eyes to come out of nowhere and dazzle the world with her long legs, intense focus, and impossible perfection…it was hard to forget. I still have her picture up on my wall…right in front of my treadmill (LoL) I have NEVER fallen off my treadmill, thanks to that picture.

Thanks Nadia!

This kind of pure genius comes only once in a millennium. There is real genius in taking a talent you might have and making yourself into a champion.  Every year we have searched for another Nadia, and every year…there isn’t one. There are champions, not like the girl who was born with those long legs, that brilliant balance, and impeccable timing. She simply was PERFECT. That doesn’t happen very often in nature, and when it does, it’s incredible.

I sure hope in this year’s Olympics we have less of the “sex” stuff, and more of the inspiration stories of how hard you have to work to become the best at your sport. God knows the kids in the world could use some real wholesome idols right now.

Tomorrow we can lose ourselves in the games…and the world can stop arguing for a few moments, pull up their chairs, have a few beers…and cheer! And please…do we really care if Price Harry contacts the American Women’s Volleyball team?

Let’s hope London does us all proud. I’ll be looking for Nadia’s kids—Who are probably into computers, because that’s how it usually goes doesn’t it?



July 26, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: London Cabbies VS Texas Drivers

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When it comes to driving, there were two news items this week that caught this Nobody’s attention to the laws of driving in different nations.

First we have the rulers of London, which includes the Mayor, who have decided to make a special lane for all Olympic traffic, so that the athletes can get there on time. Now, this Nobody thought that all the athletes were staying in some sort of village where they will be having lots of sex, and you would THINK they would put the village within walking distance..but evidently most everyone has to get their by bus.

–All but the London cabs, who could make a nice bundle of cash serving the millions of people that will be coming to the Olympics, and they are really mad about it. They are probably doing this for “security” reasons, and the fact that any event starting late will mess up the cable networks, costing millions, but nevertheless, to keep a working man from working shows you how much the ‘elites really care about…the working man.

London’s 25,000 taxi drivers want access to all sections of the temporary network. Black taxis are currently only allowed in two thirds of the 100 mile route. Several dozen London taxi drivers slowly drove down the Tower Bridge today while honking their horns, part of their protest against their exclusion from Olympics “Game Lanes.” AP “

“But on daring cab driver took the protest out of his car, driving headfirst off of the London’s Tower Bridge. BBC

No one has been hurt, but the pocketbooks of thousands of working Brits have been robbed. 


Second:Here in the states last week, a truck carrying 23 people crashed head first into two trees, down in Texas. I think that is some kind of Olympic record for the most people in a truck at the same time. There is a law against too many people in a truck, so Nobody Wonders…Where were the cops? 

“Fourteen people are dead, including two young girls, and nine injured after a heavily overloaded truck crashed into two trees in Texas on Sunday evening. Many of the people in the truck did not have identification and are suspected of being undocumented immigrants.”

So that’s two more than were killed by James Holmes last week. The driver of the truck was going pretty fast, no doubt someone was sitting on his head, and evidently they were trying out for an Olympic Texas “Run to the Gringo’s” in lane six. 

That’s what you get when Obama changes the law and says he will kick NO one out! The illegal’s can’t wait to get in.

So the London cabbies win for protesting the “elites” who rule the world. The driver of the truck…is not alive to protest.

I know, none of this makes sense to me either.


July 24, 2012 Posted by | Elites, olympics, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

The Next Olympic Sport: SEX

Nobody Remembers

The Olympics, we have found out, is not only a competition for sports, it also a big gigantic international orgy..

Who knew?

I’m still remembering Rocky Balboa saying he was “saving his strength.”

Okay, is that a myth? Do you get better results in your sport if you have more sex?  Does the balance beam seem a bit less…intimidating after you’ve had sex with the Australian swim team?

Enquiring minds want to know:

In a sign of what the world’s fittest sportsmen and women get up to in the Olympic village, a record 150,000 free condoms – 15 for each competitor – have been made available to them. Women’s football goalkeeper Hope Solo told the Daily Mirror: ‘There’s a lot of sex going on at the Olympics. I’ve seen people having sex out in the open, getting down and dirty on grass between buildings.'”

Okay…so…the LAST thing the officials of the world want is a bunch of international babies or sport agents finding out their main ticket to paradise went and got pregnant at the Olympics, and cannot pose for that awesome bikini picture on the cover of Wheaties.  

While everyone can imagine the hormone drives going on with the top athletes  of the world, and all those magnificent bodies floating around…this Nobody Remembers..

That once upon a time, if you needed a paid for your own.! In fact, you kept your sex life a secret.

What? What kind of message does this send to the millions of teenagers in the world looking to compete in sports? If you get to the top of your sport then you will one day end up in the biggest orgy in the world? GO FOR IT!

Nobody also wants to know…Who exactly is paying for these condoms? Is Durex donating them  in order to get a bit of “free’ advertizing? Or do the taxpayers of London pay for them? Or are they included with the price of your ticket?

This has thrown a whole new monkey wrench into my Olympic viewing.  I’m going to be matching up the Japanese male gymnasts with the American women swimmers and volleyball team, and picturing all kinds of Olympic sex stunts.

Will they be able to put on that condom flipping from the high bar into the pool?

Will the pole vaulter be able to put that condom on, BEFORE he lands on the discus thrower?

And last but certainly not least: WILL there an Olympic competition to see who can use the most condoms in a day? Will the American win that?  I’ll bet on it.

Will SEX someday be a REAL Olympic sport?

Somebody stop me….

July 20, 2012 Posted by | humor, Sports | , , | 4 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: Harry Reid VS Ralph Lauren

Nobody’s Perfect

Not many people know, that the mob built Las Vegas with the money from the Union pensions in Chicago. Knowing that, will help explain why Harry Reid, Democratic Senator and former mayor of Las Vegas and also the Gaming Commissioner, would make such a stink about the uniforms of our Olympic athletes, because they were  “Made in China.”

That’s how FAR the Democrats have to stretch to try to get voters to feel that they “care” about that little man whose job went to China. The ONLY playing card the Democrats  have we are seeing, is to make people think that Mitt Romney will send jobs overseas. What jobs he is sending overseas is another wonder because there are not many left.The only other playing card they have is the race card, and Harry used that today:

“If this flood of outside money continues, the day after the election, 17 angry old white men will wake up and realize they’ve just bought the country.”

(Never mind that Obama has more ‘outside’ money coming in, and most of that money is from dark- skinned communists.)

Really Harry? Is your name on that list? You’re old and white…What number are you? Are you going to give us those 17 names?

I didn’t think so.

Harry wants you to think that HE’s not racist, but— he once had to apologize to Obama—to whom he referred as being “light-skinned” and “with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one”.

Spoken like a true kid who grew up without an outhouse.

Now, let’s compare Harry Reid to Ralph Lauren…a Jewish boy from New York (Maybe Harry doesn’t like Jews) who made a fortune on his own, with his own hard work. He is a world famous designer, and he plans to take those uniforms and sell them to the whole world in all of his stores.

Well..Of COURSE he does! He’s a dirty capitalist! And even though they could be made here, Ralph Lauren was picked to design them, because he has the connections to put that uniform all over the world in all his shops.That’s a global– “branding of America,” and that’s not all bad.

Look at it. It looks like Thurston Howard III stepped off Gilligan’s Island. It’s a good old boy’s club yachting uniform, with a French beret. The French have given Ralph Lauren many awards, so he trying to please both countries. The only thing Harry should criticized about those uniforms are those stupid hats.

Harry also might be a bit perturbed that even though Ralph Laruen has given $7,300 to Obama since 2008, and more than $35, 000 to the Democratic National Committee, his son David Lauren married Lauren Bush, granddaughter of G.W. Bush.

That’s gotta hurt any democrat…all that money…merging.

On the other hand, Reid has done well for himself as a public “servant.” In 2005, he got a spending bill to provide for building a bridge between Nevada and Arizona that would make his land more valuable…and he has helped ruin the country by helping to make Obamacare the law of the land.

For THAT crime, Harry should be banned to China.

Nope. ..Ralph Lauren’s only crime is knowing how to make clothes that lots of people want.

With Harry, on the other hand, we can expect a lot more ridiculous statements like this:

“I think it is much easier to be a good member of the Church and a Democrat than a good member of the Church and a Republican.” (Huh?)

If Harry Reid is a good Mormon, than Jeffery Dalmer was a choir boy.

So– Harry wins our Nobody’s Perfect for this week…because, Nobody Knows that Harry would never complain about a solid gold bra made with 500 carets of diamonds, on our Olympic representatives if it was made in America…would you Harry?

Someday, what stayed in Las Vegas, is going to get out. 

July 17, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, fashion, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments


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