Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: John Kerry VS The Alligator

Nobody’s Perfect

This week we have our “What button?” new Secretary of State, Swifty Boat Captain, John Kerry, stating that the USSR was no threat to any and the cold war was over and then making fun of Sarah Palin AND Mitt Romney for claiming that yes, Russia is to be watched.

And they were RIGHT. Russia has invaded the Ukraine.

And so, still in shock at the fact that he was wrong, and how it’s just not in his cultural upbringing to even think that Russia would even DARE act unlike a fellow civilized member of Harvard, John Kerry, said this:

“It would be very difficult for me to understand how Russia would reconcile its position on Libya, its position on Syria, its warnings against intervention in another country and then not respect the sovereignty of Ukraine and the will of the people there,” Kerry said.

“We’re hoping that Russia will not see this as a sort of continuation of the Cold War, we don’t see it that way,” Kerry said Wednesday on “Andrea Mitchell Reports” on MSNBC. “We do not believe this should be an East-West, Russia-United States — this is not ‘Rocky IV.’”

“It’s an incredible act of aggression…It is a really a stunning willful choice by President Putin to invade to another country.

“You just don’t in the 21st century behave in 19th century fashion by invading another country on completely trumped-up pretext isolate Russia with respect to this invasion. “

Well, Kerry has certainly come out with a bundle of good quotes to explain his shock and awe.  He just didn’t see this coming.snake swallows

And neither did the alligator, who for years, has had no fear from any other creature on the planet. Why be swallowed by a mere snake? Impossible! To think, that silly crane, and that turtle warned him…really. Don’t they know NOBODY would dare to attack him?

Poor guy.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Why, John Kerry of course! An alligator, had a real disadvantaged. He can’t read.

Evidently, John Kerry doesn’t either, but he could take out a few history books…you know. Just to make us all feel a bit safer…he is after all…

SECRETARY OF STATE!!! Swimming With Alligators

Good god.

March 3, 2014 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments

Nobody Updates the Oscars…

Nobody Flashes

WAIT! Michelle Obama let Will Smith give the Oscar to “Roots” for the best picture award instead of hogging the limelight herself! What a surprise. Really, I’m shocked. How sweet of her.

What? It wasn’t Roots? It was about black slaves, wasn’t it?— and was dedicated to all the slaves of the world…which they forgot to mention is all people in communists countries, and all Muslim women. Blacks still have slaves in Africa, but wow…it took Robert Redford’s son to bring it to the world, showing that white guilt is still strong and alive in Hollywood.

Come on. Brad Pitt is Robert’s Redford illegitimate step-child. Either that or he donated sperm to make money, before he became famous. LOOK at that face.

Yes, I watched the Oscars along with millions, and you’ll have to trust me on this: only missed ONE win. I thought U2 would win—who knew the judges  would actually judge on musical content?

Wonders never cease.

The most annoying thing about the night was watching Sandy Bullock suffer hundreds of camera shots–while watching everyone on her film win an Oscar but her. And they were all from Mexico! Poor girl. There were actual tears in her eyes when she lost. None of us will ever know how much she suffered floating around in harnesses, getting butt shots. And botox, which by the way, Goldie Hawn and Kim Novak should just buy the stock instead of the product.

Kim Novak—She’s 81, looks 51, but can’t move her mouth. What producer had a crush on her?

George Clooney and Tom Hanks, didn’t even bother to show up. John Travolta was trying much too hard to get in all Ellen’s Twitter Selfies, who was trying to make all us (according to Jimmy Kimmel) fat, lazy, stupid Americans connect with the rich Hollywood elites, who in brotherhood to the masses, took a slice.

Yeah, that worked.

Ellen was…boring, probably because she was bored.

The best joke of the night was when Ellen DeGeneres called all the movie stars “racist.” Which they are. The whole thing was how everyone was bending over BACKWARDS to show the world how unprejudiced they all are, which only convinces the rest of us that their raciest white guilt runs deeper than Obama’s hypocrisy that he IS a black man.

HA!

Enough. I am here to tell you that while all the conservatives on twitter today were ecstatic that somebody actually mentioned GOD (Matthew)…..do remember that Obama is meeting with the Pope soon. And they are BOTH going to use God—in order for them to take MORE of your paycheck to help the poor.

Now, back to my leftover heavily buttered popcorn.

 

 

March 3, 2014 Posted by | American Culture, Entertainers, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Putins’ BEST New Idiot Friend: Barack Hussein Obama

Nobody’s Opinion

The big headline today: Vladimir Putin is taking back the Ukraine, and the rich western elites, who are busy enjoying their ski vacations in Snow Mass and Switzerland, are going to have to call a meeting, because, gee…what are they going to do?

They thought Putin would accept his place in the world, and now, they are afraid. Obama dismantled the missiles that protected Europe and destroyed our military, downsized NATO, and has left the middle East open to the Muslims Brotherhood, and doesn’t even seem concerned about Europe, or Putin.

At the emergency meeting of ambassadors from the 28 Nato member states, it was said: “Russia must stop its military activities and its threats.” The United States dramatically intensified pressure on Moscow, threatening to remove Russia from the G8 club of developed economies

Wow…I’m sure Putin is really concerned, about missing the caviar served at the G8 meetings. It’s probably imported from Russia anyway. Obama VS Putin

There is a dirty little secret .shssssssssss.  You might have figured it out by now, maybe…but frankly, because I watch the same cable networks as everyone else, it really didn’t dawn on me either, until I read this today:

The article was called Russian’s New Icon: (Time Magazine, November 9, 1998) Remember—by 1998 Russia had been defeated by Ronald Reagan, and Yeltsin the great American backed puppet, was a drunk, and so a man named Primakov became Prime Minister.

The Afghanistan war had depleted Russia of men and money, and the great Ronald Reagan saw an opportunity to defeat Russia when they were at their weakest, and he did. Russia broke up into little pieces.

Here’s the paragraph that struck me:

Though he seems every inch a disciplinarian, Primakov has not yet been able to shake the new government into shape. Ministers contradict one another in public. They unnerve the markets and the IMF with widely varying figures for the amount of new money that will have to be printed to keep the economy afloat.

Primakov cannot wave Russia’s current disaster away. Wages have to be paid on time, even if the government still cannot afford payment of back salaries for a while. the Nations’ idled factories have to start production again, even if they are not producing anything of great quality.

Sound familiar? This is what an American reporter was saying about Russia. Now, close you’re eyes, and that is America, 2014.

Now…we don’t get the real news from the world here in America. Sure, we have our internet, but FACEBOOK keeps most people occupied with their favorite dog picture. To the rest of the world, America has already collapsed…and it happened in 2008. Bush had spent trillions in Iraq and Afghanistan, 9/11 destroyed the economy more, the rich guys played casino, and we could have recovered…but then the second blow, came. A  radical Marxist was elected, and he put the final nail in any recovery.

We are broke…and just like Russia, we just keep printing money. Mostly to keep the rich elites in their mansions, or at least that’s how it looks.ass in deep water

So now the tables are turned: Putin…like Reagan, sees a weak nation, with a communist sympathizer as its’ President. He trumped Obama in Syria, and he has been playing his cards carefully,  getting surrounding nations dependent on Russia’s energy, and so, he knows it’s time: He wants to reunite the old Russia.

And Nobody will stop him.  Not Europe, not Obama. Nobody. Because, we just don’t have the money, or the will of the American people.

What does our President do with the news? He just goes about his day…as if it’s no big deal. After all, from Obama’s point of view, he probably thinks he would do the very same thing as Putin.

And so the above speech was taken by us, and the rest of the world as a joke. My favorite part was when Obama said that the Ukraine people have a

“Universal right to decide their own future.”

Wow, from the lips of a hypocrite. Yes, Obama stands for everything he thinks you’ll fall for.

Does Obama let the America people decide their own future? Hell no. These are just platitudes that he doesn’t believe in. Obama has almost complete control over the media, with just FOX and talk radio holding him to account, (which he recently tried to take over with the FCC) and he has managed to make all Americans who do not want to become Russia, or communist, look like uncaring, unfeeling and backwards fools.

He’s too busy destroying America to worry about Russia. He truly is Putin’s best friend. Kris 35

On George Stephanopoulos today, the communist Van Jones, (who was working for Obama before he lost his job thanks to Glenn Beck) could not stop attacking the tea party and how it’s backward, and weak. Almost the whole hour was spent on attacking Americans. Russia didn’t get much attention.

But…Russia is rising.

It’s very obvious, that the rest of the world has already seen America, as no longer on the world stage. Even Britain ignored Obama when he wanted their help on Syria.

Yes, it’s a secret…kept from the American people daily, Why we have global warming to worry about. Snow is everywhere.

America cannot stand up to Russia, or anybody anymore. We have left, like Russia before us, Iraq and Afghanistan in defeat.  (Not our men, our leaders) Trillions spent for nothing. Good men and women lost forever.

A waste.

Simply because both Bush and Obama were afraid to look…mean. They cared more about their appearances in history, (and their global corporate connections) than the survival of the country.

Both should be tried for treason, but that’s just my opinion.

Whether our politicians did this on purpose, or if they were just too busy watching their portfolios it hardly matters now.

Can America come back? Sure. Anything is possible. Russia, like America, has an older population, but he has the clear advantage because his army will not be filled with gays, pregnant women, and held to impossible directions to not “hurt the enemy.”

When the communist that is your enemy starts looking more like a leader than the communist leader of your own country, then your ass truly is in deep water.

March 3, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, communism, Globalization, Russian, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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