Alert! Underwear Crisis!
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Wow! Alert! When I read that 83 percent of the ‘children’ coming over the border were NOT small children, like all the pictures are showing us…but MEN, I didn’t believe it. Homeland security is requesting immediate help. 
Thanks to The Drudge Report, we have proof that the men want underwear:
The DHS Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) requires the following items, Purchase Description Determined by Line Item, to the following:
LI 001: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Medium Per Dozen, 600, DZ;
LI 002: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: Large Per Dozen, 600, DZ;
LI 003: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: X-Large Per Dozen, 600, DZ;
LI 004: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 2X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ;
LI 005: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 3X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ;
LI 006: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 4X-Large Per Dozen, 400, DZ;
LI 007: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 5X-Large Per Dozen, 300, DZ;
LI 008: White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs Size: 6X-Large Per Dozen, 200, DZ;
Nobody Knows why these men need underwear if they have jeans, but I really don’t want to know why. Mamma always told you to pack an extra pair. Evidently the crisis in South America comes with mothers not teaching their children how to dress.
Glenn Beck today was BEGGING for us to send money to help those poor “children” on the border, so I plan to do my part.
I’m sending these: 
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
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