Joyanna Adams

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Call the Producer: PLEASE put Sharknado 3 in Washington D.C.!

Nobody Wins

Nobody has a dream…it’s a silly dream, a fun dream…tell me what you think:

They destroyed Los Angeles…

They attacked New York….

Now it’s time for all good people in the country to rise up, and DEMAND

Sharknado Three to destroy Washington, D. C.!

If you didn’t watch Sharknado Two tonight, I’m not sure you’re really in America. There was enough bad New Jersey jokes to put every New Yorker in happy camp. The jokes were bad, the cabby was repetitive, the hero ran around a lot, the acting was terrible, the kids were wimps,…and the sharks were wonderful.

Nothing is funnier than a giant shark falling out of the sky.

But, it wasn’t enough: I want to see the next shark storm…attack the Capitol.

Think of it: Nancy Pelosi gets her head bit off by a great white. That alone might be worth the whole movie.

John McCain, could be flattened by a hammerhead. Hillary could be torn in half while saying, “What difference does it make?”

We could watch the politicians running out of the Capitol, screaming for their lives, sharks falling from the sky, biting off noses, and arms and legs…Harry Reid could be swallowed whole by a shark with a Koch Brothers logo on his side.

The generals in the Pentagon could be attacked while running wild under a storm of sharks in the National Cemetery.

The biggest White Shark of all time, could fall on Air Force One, chopping at the President while he is screaming, “I’m just doing my job!”shark

I’m ready.

Come on, admit it. Think of the tension it would relieve all over the country to have a good laugh at all the politicians who torture us every day, to see them running scared from Sharks?

OBVIOUSLY, it’s the next best idea for the continuation.

I’d even PAY to see it, wouldn’t you?

Keep it in mind: Sharknado Three: Washington D.C. Coming soon to your TV.

It’s the ONLY logical choice.

 

 

July 30, 2014 Posted by | American History, humor, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments

Nobody Wonders Why Lois Lerner is NOT in Jail?

Nobody Wonders

Lois Lerner, by all accounts, broke the law when she ‘trashed’ her own computer and made sure nobody got to see any of her emails, or her friends.Lois Lerner

Except, one, which seeped through….

She was writing someone, when her real feelings came out:

The person mocked conservatives for believing there are “too many foreigners sucking the teat” and that it is “time to hunker down, buy ammo and food, and prepare for the end.” The person added that the “right wing radio shows are scary to listen to.”

Lerner replied, “Great. Maybe we are through if there are that many assholes.”

The other person then wrote, “And I’m talking about the hosts of the shows. The callers are rabid.”

Lerner replied, “So we don’t need to worry about alien terrorists. It’s our own crazies that will take us down.”

Nobody Wonders…Uh..WHY is this woman NOT in jail?

 

July 30, 2014 Posted by | corruption | , | 1 Comment

So, We Seem to Have a Muslim in the White House That We CAN’T Impeach? Where’s My Space Shuttle?

Nobody Knows

It’s another week of ‘WTF?’ news. For instance, Obama, while outwardly saying Israel has a right to defend itself, is doing everything he possibly can to assure their destruction.Obama muslim warning

Whose side is he really on? Can you say, Barack Hussein and guess?Modanna

We are in the mist of a anti-Semitism fever, promoted by Muslims across the globe—an uprising not seen since the Holocaust, and what does our great leader do?

He celebrates with the Muslims:

On Sunday, President Obama and First Lady Michelle released a statement thanking Muslim Americans for their many “achievements and contributions… to building the very fabric of our nation and strengthening the core of our democracy.”

WHAT achievement? WHAT contributions? This is insanity.

America was built on the Christian’s foundation and it’s law. Sorry Mr. “President.” You cannot in a million years change that fact, no matter how much your little Muslim heart wants to.

In fact, the law of all Western Civilization, comes from the Ten Commandments, which, everyone knows, was probably the greatest gift the Jews ever gave to the world. And to make SURE the Jews don’t survive, Obama stuck the $225 million missile defense package which Israel needs to continue to protect itself, into the legislation of immigration that Obama wants, assuring it’s defeat.

Think about how much money has he given to the Muslims and radical jihadists—Billions upon billions.

His heart is with Islamic people, more than, even with us. How can the American people not realize that?Obama muslims in white house

Shocking news: Jews trying to return home to Israel are unable to wire money to Israeli banks, apparently a measure that Obama has signed. And Jews are being forced out of France reminiscent to Nazi Germany!

And there’s another little secret being kept from the American public: Al Qaeda has been funding at least half of its operations from kidnapping.Kidnapping

That’s right. Read all about it here.

While European governments deny paying ransoms, an investigation by The New York Times found that Al Qaeda and its direct affiliates have taken in at least $125 million in revenue from kidnappings since 2008, of which $66 million was paid just last year.

These payments were made almost exclusively by European governments, who funneled the money through a network of proxies, sometimes masking it as development aid, according to interviews conducted for this article with former hostages, negotiators, diplomats and government officials in 10 countries in Europe, Africa and the Middle East.

Qatar and Oman: $58.1 million   Switzerland: $20.4 million   Spain, $12.4 million,   Austria $3.2 million  Other’s $21.4 million

What is wrong with those idiotic Europeans? They go on vacation near Muslim countries and think they are safe?

And can we truly believe that the Obama administrations has not any paid out ransoms? Excuse me. I’m finding that hard to believe with Obama.

In a 2012 letter to his fellow jihadists in Africa, the man who was once Bin Laden’s personal secretary, and who is now the second in command of Al Qaeda, wrote that at least half of his budget in Yemen was funded by ransoms.

A presidential adviser in Burkina Faso who has helped secure the release of several of the Westerners held in the Sahara said he routinely dealt with aggressive Western diplomats who demanded the release of Qaeda fighters held in local prisons in an effort to win the release of their hostages, often one of the additional demands kidnappers make.

Now, this puts a whole new light on Obama’s famous Guantanamo special, doesn’t it?Obama is guiltyIsreal

Knowing this now, you have to wonder: Did Obama release those top Al Qaeda leaders for someone important? Some big wig who was a friend of Obama’s? Someone who gave a lot to his reelection? And did he give away a few billion to boot?

Nobody Knows. The whole fiasco on the White House Lawn was probably a ruse to hide the real trade. Obama picked that guy because his FATHER was a Muslim sympathizer.

When Obama released those top generals of Al-Qaeda, THAT was an impeachable moment. Haven’t heard anymore about that trade, have we?

Boehner says: “We will not impeach Obama.”

How stupid are they?

Now that the borders are open, and we have a enemy in the White House, who knows if the immigration crisis is not all about Obama bringing in dangerous Al Qaeda leaders to set up a bomb somewhere in our country?

What’s worse? The GOP  worrying about their next election, or the true Muslim enemy in the White House?  After all, it’s not just Israel he is destroying, it’s us.ONe nation under Allah

 

 

 

July 30, 2014 Posted by | Barack Obama, Muslims, Uncategorized | , | 2 Comments