Gwyneth Paltrow: Obama’s Submissive

Nobody Cares

Everyone is talking today about what Gwyneth Paltrow said about Obama while she introduced him at a fundraiser party she gave at her mansion in Brentwood:

“You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly,” said Paltrow, who “consciously uncoupled” from her husband, Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, earlier this year.   It would be wonderful,” Paltrow said of Obama, “if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass.”

So, Nobody Cares if I translate what she said OFF the mike, probably in her bedroom, while little Moses and Apple were being entertained by her illegal immigrant housekeeper

“Oh…I just can’t speak, I’m breathless with excitement! To have you here, so close! I promise I WILL sign your contract! Here, I have it in my drawer…next to the bed. My lawyers told me there were at least 300 shades of gray in this contract, but, I don’t care. I  promise to be your submissive, and you will do anything you want to me, and even punish me when I’m bad, Yes, I WANT you to punish me, because you are just so HOT!”

“Want some blow? It’s better than cheese!

Yes, getting those black voters out in November is not going to be easy, so the next step; THE WOMAN! We have to get the women all hot and bothered again.

Obama is HOT! He is good-looking, he will leave you speechless! (and your children sick or dead.)

Go to the voting both and VOTE, like Gwyneth. Give your entire life and your children over to this man.

So, how much was this ditzy, horny woman paid to say this to Obama? (Message sent.)

After all, the liberals KNOW the power of movie stars, and they use them all very effectively to get out their agenda’s. Look what happened to Chevron—

Actress Mia Farrow is under attack for secretly being paid $188,000 to promote a lawsuit against Chevron for allegedly poisoning the jungle and harming indigenous peoples. An Ecuadorian court ruled against the U.S. oil giant, ordering it to pay more than $9 billion in compensation. 

By the way, Paltrow’s children, Apple and Moses, (Uh…why doesn’t she just change her name to EVE?) look VERY embarrassed about their mommy acting so…’sexual’ towards a man, who is not their daddy.

Is it any wonder so many Hollywood kids overdose on drugs?  

October 10, 2014 - Posted by Joyanna Adams | Barack Obama, humor, Uncategorized | Humor, Obama