Nobody Knows If We Are Safe Beyond the Next Five Minutes

Nobody Knows—

–What the heck is happening in the Catholic Church? It’s one thing to have a gay-looking President claim that gays should marry, but for the Pope to even suggests it,  means that we truly are in the end of days…..but wait, did he?

“God is not afraid of new things. That is why he is continuously surprising us, opening our hearts and guiding us in unexpected ways,” the Pope said.

Bill Clinton couldn’t have come up with a more nebulous “EVERYTHING is open for change” line to cover his own…sanctified petticoat.

First Bill did not have sex with Monica, and now the Pope did not suggest gays should be allowed to marry.

So…my Dear Pope: Is God afraid of ISIS? Allah? Men marrying sheep? Abortion? Will God surprise us one day and tell us that we shouldn’t believe a word that silly Pope says—- he is just a puppet in an illuminati world?

Hey, you told us Francis that we should open our hearts…what EXACTLY do you mean by that?

Nobody Knows. (But I’m not trusting you with my heart any time soon.)

Supposedly, three left-leaning Bishops “leaked” a document to the press, hoping to push the Catholic Church into excepting “gays” and “gay” marriage:

One man observed:

They talked about homosexuals bringing their gifts. I happen to be straight. I’m not exactly sure what gifts I have. Will it be true that gays have gifts and straights don’t have gifts? “This is psychobabble, and it blew up in their face because the bishops got angry, not so much about the content, but the way it was done, the process. No one was consulted.”

So, get that? The Bishops were just MAD—- not about changing the millenniums- old teachings of the church, but because nobody asked their permission.

These guys have been floating around in long dresses for waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.

Will people leave the Catholic Church if the Pope mandates that they join the governments in this “gays are just like us, and should be allowed to be happy and that means getting married” doctrine? Will they, rewrite the Bible for God?

Nobody Knows….but get ready for it.

And speaking of homosexual doctrine.

The liberals all like to spout their love for democracy, so..by their own account, should .05 percent of the people rule (Bully) the rest of the world?

The Mayor of Houston, Annise D. Parker, wants the sermons of all priests within her city sent to her office—, because IF they talk against homosexuals, (No free speech here) they will be fined. They are putting up a fight…which is more than I can say for the Pope.

The city of Houston has issued subpoenas demanding a group of pastors turn over any sermons dealing with homosexuality, gender identity or Annise Parker, the city’s first openly lesbian mayor. And those ministers who fail to comply could be held in contempt of court.

Nobody Knows why the Pope has gone looney and why our own elite rulers are bullying everybody who thinks being gay is not normal, but we are pretty sure the Texas preachers are going to put up a big fight to Ms LGBT (Lady Gone Bully Tyrant) Mayor Parker.

Nobody Knows or can even comprehend, how a whacko gay liberal woman became the Mayor of Houston, Texas.

It’s almost as if somebody slipped LSD into the Texas cattle feed.

And speaking of whackos— How about that Bill Gates?

 The Gates Foundation is supporting an MIT project to create an implantable female compu-contraceptive controlled by an external remote control.

The tiny chip generates small amounts of contraceptive hormone from within the woman’s body for up to 16 years.

Implantation is no more invasive than a tattoo.

And, “The ability to turn the device on and off provides a certain convenience factor for those who are planning their family.”, said Dr Robert Farra of MIT.

Gives losing the remote a whole new meaning.

Oh, this is the ultimate control. Google, Yahoo, all the tech companies have been basically forced to give the government backdoor entrance to everybody’s computers and information. Can you imagine if the government got control of your fallopian tubes?

Can you imagine if they could control whether YOU reproduce just by getting the frequency code to your controller?

Yes—- they could control who reproduces and who doesn’t. Who else would think of such a wonderful thing, but that genius Bill Gates.

Is this just too cool? Nobody Knows, but I’m beginning to think Bill Gates has been swallowed by the Matrix and the man we are seeing…is an android. Have you SEEN him  lately?

And we were just worried about them chipping us all, and making us into happy camper passengers in our government mandated self-driving cars.

You know what this means to Al Gore? Getting the planet down to $500,000 just became possible.

Nobody Knows…if Hitler’s plan was to kill all the Jews, it’s Bill Gates plan to—-just not let anybody be born.

He has already made his billions.

We need a GOD moment here: (Let us pray)

Once again, the unknowable changes overwhelm even the most observant of minds, and Nobody Knows how to get rid of these megalomaniacs…or ridiculous x Presidential interns—-but I’m sure there are millions hard at the task this very moment.

And for that…at least we can be assured, with all those great minds working on our problems, we will all be safe, at least for the next 5 minutes.

October 22, 2014 Posted by Joyanna Adams | Catholic Church, gays, tyranny, Uncategorized | Bill Gates, gays, The Pope | 4 Comments