Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Katie Kropas VS Barack Obama

Nobody’s Perfect:

This week we have two people who amazingly had no clue of what was happening around them: Katie Kropas, who didn’t know she was pregnant for a whole nine months, and ‘President’ Barak Obama, who had no clue he was supposed to go to Paris and join the Western leaders in solidarity against Jihadists who are waging war on everybody. …

Or he could have at least send somebody.

Let’s start with Katie first.

Katie was having back pains one morning, and they were so bad she went to the hospital. Wondering what the heck was wrong, she rushed to the hospital, where an hour later, she gave birth to her 10 pound daughter!

Lovely! An added ten pounds is just the usual Christmas cookie caving right?

And then there’s forgetting you are the President of America and you have a duty to actually represent America. After all, it is your job. So when Obama didn’t show up in Paris last week to stand up with the other 40 leaders of the world–the world got rather insulted: Evidently, he just forgot, and to get everything together at the last-minute, would take too much time.

In other words: All the best hotel suites were already booked.

So, President Obama, spent the afternoon sitting at the White House, watching football.

So who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

On the one hand, nobody says how the boyfriend feels about his girlfriend not telling him she was pregnant, and if he will buy her story…but another baby born? That’s always a good thing, and Katie looks like a happy mom.

So…once again, the Nobody’s Perfect Award goes to ‘President’ Barack Hussein Obama. We might be able to forgive him for not wanting to hang out with other snobby European elites, but he could have at least sent Jeb Bush. (LOL!) Or Hillary. Or even Jerry Lewis.

It’s not like it was Super Bowl Sunday.

January 12, 2015 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Why We Should Worry About Obama’s State In the Womb

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My husband and I have a battle going on in the car: Tell me if this sounds familiar: He has a tendency to drive too close to the car in front of him. He KNOWS that’s a death waiting to happen, so why does he do it? For years I have wondered about this.Men in car

I am always shouting “HEY! SLOW DOWN! I WANT TO LIVE!”

If traffic ahead suddenly stops, I, in the passenger seat see it, but he doesn’t. WHY? Because he is, a man. His concentration is on everything around him. His peripheral vision is excitedly tuned in to just about everything. (Including all good looking women.) IF a helicopter should fly out of the sky in the blind spot of his car, he will take quick action and miss it.

He also does another thing…..he dares. Other drivers. Ladies? You know what I mean?

Needless to say, it’s a matter of extreme frustration to him when I hold my head down and cover my eyes. He thinks, he’s driving fine.

On the other hand, when I drive, I tend to focus on the car in front of me. And so, if someone is coming up behind or besides me, he sees them, and I don’t.

This causes the usual blaming and typical ‘WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” comments until one day, I figured it out. His brain was taking in all aspects of the scene except the front, my brain was taking in a more narrow view. And it was because of our brains.

Either way of driving could get us both killed. Now, we work together. I watch the front, he watches everything else.

So, let’s discuss something nobody is talking about these days:—Something that not too many people are reporting: The scientific FACT that men and women’s brains are VERY different. There are shades of gray of course, but on the whole..guess what? FACT: Your mother’s hormones flood your brain with testosterone in the womb if you are a boy and this shapes your man brain. Of course, mother nature does this all by herself, unless s of course, your mother is under great stress during the pregnancy, which if you are a boy, you might get blasted with a bit of estrogen, which will add a bit of the female to that brain. You might end up loving to shop for some unknown reason.Female brain

Here’s what the scientists have found:

Female brains are more lit up and colorful than male brains. On the whole female brains have 15 percent more blood flow than the males. Thus, far more cortical areas, are processing emotions in the female. The female also has a lot more connection between the two hemispheres of the brain This little nerve bridge that connects the two hemispheres is called the corpus callosum and these nerves in women are about 25 percent bigger.

Male brains tend toward more development of such complex spatial skills as mechanical design, measurement, direction, abstraction, and manipulation of physical objects. Testosterone surges have a special effect on spatial functions in the right hemisphere of the male brain. Because the man does not have the corpus collosum nerve connection between the two hemispheres, he doesn’t connects as many feelings to words, or even thoughts to words. If the feeling or thoughts needs to move from the right to the left hemisphere, it takes a while for men. While women use six or seven cortical areas for languages in both hemispheres. Men on average use about half the amount of words that women do.

And then you have the brain chemicals.The Male Brain

Men have less serotonin than women, the chemical that calms us down. They also have less oxytocin, the empathy chemical. So men choose action first, talk later.

The male brain also does not hear as well.

That’s right ladies…you think he is ignoring you, but maybe he really didn’t hear you.

The amygdala and the hippocampus is also different. The hippocampus is why the female remembers how the husband was trying to hide his attraction to the female sitting next to him on the plane, and she remembers every single denial that he uttered as he practically went into a coma.

And this one is the one advantage that as a woman, I really don’t like: The female brain never rests. This is probably due to the fact that she was responsible to making sure the baby wasn’t eaten by the hidden panther in the cave while daddy slept.

Men on the other hand, can ZONE OUT. Men can take mental naps. That’s right. They can be watching football and ZONE OUT. NOTHING is going on there ladies.

Yes, it’s true. At times the men are just…not thinking anything.

For a good example of female and men brains at work, someday watch the morning FOX show called “Outnumbered.” The show has one man on, and he sits in the middle of four females who basically, never shut up.Outnumbered

They can’t help themselves.

The poor guys, just sit there quietly, and once in a while, when they think he can back up some point they have made, they let him talk.

Any man that goes on this show, should get a medal. Or more than likely, he doesn’t care if he talks, he’s just enjoying the view.

So, right now, my husband is killing someone in his video game, and if I went in and said something to him, he wouldn’t’ even hear it.

I could say, “I have been seeing Chris Pine while you are at work honey,” and he wouldn’t even blink. In fact, even if he did hear it, he would know I was kidding. No emotion whatsoever would surface on his face. A woman on the other hand, might emote over it for days even to the point of having a mental breakdown.

And that brings me to “bridge brains.”

A male brain that has some female aspects, or a female that has some male aspects.

That’s another blog.Male and female brain

Some conspiracy theories think they are putting female hormones in our water to make the world full of Obama’s pajamas boys. I’m not so sure they are wrong. As for Obama’s lame action against all threats to the United States? Who knows what tremendous stress his mother was going through while flying all over the world pregnant? Maybe pajama boy really IS Obama.

Having said that…it’s all the more reason that whatever brain you have, hang on to it! Especially if you are a man, playing video’s or watching football…tell your wife to go read a book, or go shopping…it’s your man brain controlling you and unless she wants to find herself a woman to live with— it is, what it is. We need all the male brains we can muster at this point.

And if you are a man…just let your wife talk away. Zone out.

Men, women

After all, her poor brain just won’t let itself rest.

Have a little pity.

 

 

January 12, 2015 Posted by | Barack Obama, science, sex, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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