Nobody’s Email: The Irishman and the Mormon
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This one just makes me laugh. Nothing like a good punch line.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to JR)
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight back to the States from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He said in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”
Jib Jab: 2014
Nobody Flashes
Here’s something I just saw on Moonbattery and decided to pass it on to you!
Enjoy!