Joyanna Adams

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Nobody’s Perfect: Patriots VS Costa Rican

 Nobody’s Perfect

“Thou Shalt Not Steal” said Moses. And it was a pretty good rule too. All those starving people were probably stealing grandma’s favorite goats out there in the desert… but that was long ago, BEFORE the world invented such temptations like Superbowl rings, and color TVS.

Football Fan

Football Fan

And so, This week, we compare a football team, and an unknown lady, both accused of cheating.

Let’s start with the one most talked about: The Patriots are accused of “cheating” and thereby ‘stealing’ a win, in their last football game, which happened to take them to the Superbowl:

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – Patriots coach Bill Belichick said Monday he will cooperate with an NFL investigation into whether the Patriots used footballs that were not fully inflated during Sunday’s 45-7 win over the Colts in the AFC Championship Game.

The potential use of underinflated game balls was first reported by Bob Kravitz of WTHR.com two hours after the game. Using underinflated footballs can help quarterbacks and receivers grip the ball better, especially in the rain. It rained during the game and there were occasional downpours.

 

Yes, even though the OTHER team got to catch that deflated football TOO..logic does not serve here.

And then you have the Costa Rican Lady who just wanted to steal a TV…and did.

Pretty slick, huh? Either she has thighs that would fit on the hubs of a RAM Truck, or this is NOT the first TV she has stolen.

So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect Award for the week?

Is it the Patriots, who by their very name are no doubt hated by Eric Holder, and Barack Obama, if for no other reason than they are not named after an Indian Tribe? Nobody Thinks even if the football WAS deflated, it’s not like they are the only ones allowed to touch it. I didn’t see the game, but something tells me, they should blame whatever rep handles the footballs, not the teams. Nevertheless..deflated football

This is not the first time the Patriots have been involved in a game-day controversy. In a 2007 game against the Jets, they were accused of taping the Jets’ sideline defensive signals. The NFL determined the Patriots violated NFL rules and made them surrender their 2008 first-round draft pick. The team was fined $250,000 and Belichick was fined $500,000.

Wow. That’s serious. Taping the other team? Whoa.  I don’t know.

Or is it the lady who had the “squat and insert” position down pat?

Or maybe we should be asking, “What would Moses do?”

I don’t know. Nobody Thinks the trophy for best cheater and stealer of the years goes to the Costa Rican woman. Who KNOWS how many things she has stolen? I bet she could walk out with a lawn mower, microwave oven, one of those expensive mixers I can’t afford…..a new washer, at least ten boxes of expensive perfume..

What was her name again?

As for the Patriots?

Keep the name fellows. Deflated football or not…I don’t follow football, but something tells me, if you can’t play with ANY kind of ball in the rain, then you deserve to lose.

I suggest the Colts go to the gym, and start developing those thighs.

 

 

January 19, 2015 Posted by | corruption, Sports, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

Michael Moore: Sniper Alert—-

Nobody Reports:Michael Moore fat zilla

Michael Moore has been on a tweeting marathon: In regards to Clint Eastwood’s very successful movie about the hero American sniper Chris Kyle, he said this:

“My uncle killed by sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot u in the back. Snipers aren’t heroes. And invaders r worse”

(Translation: Michael needs attention. Obviously, FOOD is not enough to fill that girly man insecurity hole burning in his stomach.)

“But if you’re on the roof of your home defending it from invaders who’ve come 7K miles, you are not a sniper, u are brave, u are a neighbor.”

(Michael Moore, thinks all jihadists and Muslims in the Middle East have a right to shoot as many American soldiers as they possibly can. Even his uncle would be ashamed. )

“Hmm. I never tweeted 1word bout American Sniper/Chris Kyle. I said my uncle killed by sniper in WWII; only cowards would do that 2 him, others..”Michael Moore, eat the rich

(Hmmm, you didn’t REALLY think we’d buy that now did you Michael? You didn’t have so say his name, you are talking about the movie of the greatest sniper in history, (Which is Chris Kyle) so….you pathetic poor excuse for a human, I’d advise you NOT to get near a veteran anytime soon. In fact…best stay home and keep eating.

Every hamburger that you eat, is a tribute to Chris Kyle.

Nobody Says—(Actually, that’s not true, today most of America thinks this guy is nutty)

What a …moron.

P.S. I usually don’t like to make fun of fat people, but in this case, an exception is almost mandatory.

January 19, 2015 Posted by | Liberal Lunacy, Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

   

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