Nobody’s Valentine Email
Nobody Gets Email on Valentine’s Day
Yes, Confucius had a lot to say on the matters of the heart, according to this email.
(Thanks to Kris)
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Confucius Say:
It’s OK to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.
Confucius Say:
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.
Confucius Say:It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.
Confucius Say:Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.
Confucius Say:
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.
Confucius Say:
A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Confucius Say:Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.
Confucius Say:Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Confucius Say:It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius Say:
A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
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I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
Joyanna Adams
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